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Jokes EtcRe: Show us how good and creative you are with your use of words... Fun all the way by Lorbar(f): 10:32pm On Dec 05, 2017
Uyiii:
Lie ke, you're on point
would be presido, over to you.. e blike the book wey you dey read since nor dey finish or you writing an exam? Orgzeyn
Success.

whr Lorbar con dey sincehuh
Ayam here smiley
EducationRe: Cohabiting: The Silent Killer Of Students In Tertiary Institutions by Lorbar(f): 12:39pm On Dec 05, 2017
aamstih:
Wow... You must have graduated at a very early age (I am of the assumption that you're the one on your dp).

Btw, which Uni?
Lautech
EducationRe: Cohabiting: The Silent Killer Of Students In Tertiary Institutions by Lorbar(f): 11:49am On Dec 05, 2017
aamstih:
Lorbar, hope you're not presently cohabiting o?
Nah. I graduated some years back.. I have friends who cohabited in school and it didn't end well.
Jokes EtcRe: Show us how good and creative you are with your use of words... Fun all the way by Lorbar(f): 10:48am On Dec 05, 2017
Before doesn't count again na vivie01

MrWondah wehdone, I saw your work on the cohabiting thread

Uyiii, you look cute kiss kiss


So I'm not really feeling too good today, but I refuse to be sad and depressed angry
EducationRe: Cohabiting: The Silent Killer Of Students In Tertiary Institutions by Lorbar(f): 10:41am On Dec 05, 2017
MrWondah:
Oya make we run collabo forget uyiii grin
cheesy cheesy No thank you. Uyiii sef will not agree.
Jokes EtcRe: Show us how good and creative you are with your use of words... Fun all the way by Lorbar(f): 10:27pm On Dec 04, 2017
Understand that a guy who packs remnant of food home on a date falls under any of this category. Lol. smiley

The guy was probably broke before and now that he has small cash, he cannot afford to waste anything,
The guy doesn't want a second date with the lady, so he wanted to give her a first bad impression,
The guy is just weird.


So MrWondah which category do you fall in?

You can pack your own leftover, but why pack that of the lady too. I am not understanding lipsrsealed.


Uyiii, so you missed me and you dinnor ask of me angry
Jokes EtcRe: Show us how good and creative you are with your use of words... Fun all the way by Lorbar(f): 6:57pm On Dec 04, 2017
Last-ing happiness comes only from God
EducationRe: Cohabiting: The Silent Killer Of Students In Tertiary Institutions by Lorbar(f): 4:33pm On Dec 04, 2017
Cohabiting in higher institution is never a good idea.
Christianity EtcRe: Why Is It That People Remember God When In Trouble? by Lorbar(f): 11:53am On Dec 03, 2017
Hozier:
Obviously. Do you think a Chinese or an Indian will shout "Jesus" if faced with similar situation?
Have you been in a similar situation with a Chinese or an Indian to know what they'd have shouted?
RomanceRe: This Is Why She Says "I Need Space" Or "I Need A Break" Or "I Am Confused" by Lorbar(f):
What about when a guy says he needs space or he's confused undecided
Christianity EtcRe: The Experience Lagos 2017 "Jesus Our King" (Live Thread) by Lorbar(f): 10:51pm On Dec 01, 2017
Omo see crowd.. Experience 12...My very first time of experiencing physically. I can't explain my excitement.
Jokes EtcRe: Show us how good and creative you are with your use of words... Fun all the way by Lorbar(f): 9:50pm On Dec 01, 2017
U wanted us to share what brought us to this thread @MrWondah...

Okay, my heart became blank and I was searching for something to keep me busy and creative at the same time. So I stumbled on this thread.

Lemme derail small... I've missed a lot.. MrWondah, you have to redream again o. I go to parties to eat, not to cook na.


Uyiii, is it your space?

vivie01, I'm here with the popcorn. Hope I'm not too late.
Jokes EtcRe: Show us how good and creative you are with your use of words... Fun all the way by Lorbar(f): 11:36pm On Nov 30, 2017
Face your fears. Fear will always be around to tell you what you can't do. The brave man is not he who does not feel afraid, but he who conquers that fear. Beneath your fears lie great opportunities.


Uyiii, that's a testimony up there.
Jokes EtcRe: Show us how good and creative you are with your use of words... Fun all the way by Lorbar(f): 9:30pm On Nov 30, 2017
Uyiii:
small portable girls like Lorbar go make sense sha, very easy to carry aroundcheesy
Easily compared to PSP of da yearsmiley
undecided undecided
Jokes EtcRe: Show us how good and creative you are with your use of words... Fun all the way by Lorbar(f): 6:13pm On Nov 30, 2017
HALLELUYA grin Yes I'm starting my sentence with halleluya. How do I start a sentence with abi? Except you want me to sing "abi you no know say Jehovah na God" grin grin grin

I'm so happy, I'm enjoying the spirit of the long weekend already
CelebritiesRe: Throwback Photos Of Kunle Remi Kissing Adesua Etomi [PICS] by Lorbar(f):
The third picture though lipsrsealed
Jokes EtcRe: Show us how good and creative you are with your use of words... Fun all the way by Lorbar(f): 4:11pm On Nov 30, 2017
Misogynists are quite hard to notice because they tend to act charming and irresistible, and the moment a lady lowers her defense, they strike. Don't ask me how I know though smiley
Jokes EtcRe: Show us how good and creative you are with your use of words... Fun all the way by Lorbar(f):
Adore them in the sense that you also cherish them yeah? But if y'all are claiming philogynist, who are the misogynists then?
FamilyRe: My Sexual Experience by Lorbar(f): 6:38pm On Nov 29, 2017
benabbey:
Not at all there was official holy matrimony
Maybe you are not doing it right or she's not deriving any satisfaction from it. I don't see why married people needs to set timetable for sex. Sex is a basic, natural instinct. Being social creatures, we need closeness and intimacy to survive and thrive. If you and your wife want your marriage to survive, you will need to talk about what is going on with her. Avoiding the subject or refusing to talk about it is not an option.
FamilyRe: My Sexual Experience by Lorbar(f): 5:30pm On Nov 29, 2017
Was she forced into the marriage?
RomanceRe: chai ! by Lorbar(f): 4:56pm On Nov 29, 2017
ItwasntMe:
permission to open a thread about the terrible stomach ache I had this afternoon
carry on na. Since we can now post everything on Nairaland
Jokes EtcRe: Show us how good and creative you are with your use of words... Fun all the way by Lorbar(f):
Nickname, hell yeah! My nickname back in secondary school was "ereke ni shoobu" . I was so chubby that one would think I kept puff puff in there. My cheeks was literally the biggest part of my body then.


Oya everybody should drop their nicknames
RomanceRe: I'm Tired Of This Life.... #killingmyselftonight by Lorbar(f): 9:52pm On Nov 28, 2017
justtakeme:
I'm having the same thoughts OP. I'm balding like a motherfzcker and nothing i try is stopping the process. why is nature so cruel? like everyone has a full head of hairs but mine just keep falling like domino's, what the actual f***

I'm so fucking depressed lads, i'm too young for this to happen to me, i'm so tired of the stress my hair is giving me.
I'm thinking of just hanging my boot, lad.
So you want to kill yourself because you are bald?
RomanceRe: Types Of Heartbreaks by Lorbar(f):
No 3 and 4
Jokes EtcRe: Show us how good and creative you are with your use of words... Fun all the way by Lorbar(f): 8:00pm On Nov 28, 2017
Understanding you are not grin grin

East Nigeria... Lol.... If there's anything like that though
Jokes EtcRe: Show us how good and creative you are with your use of words... Fun all the way by Lorbar(f): 7:51pm On Nov 28, 2017
Horambe will be greatly missed cry cry cry



Working in Lagos is very stressful. Somebody will be going back home and it'll feel like one is traveling to the east undecided
CelebritiesRe: Banky W Exposes Adesua Etomi In Her Nude State Mistakenly (Photo) by Lorbar(f): 10:43am On Nov 28, 2017
It is simple.... Susu should post hers too smiley we demand to see Banky's ass too.... this is cheating.
RomanceRe: Man Proposes To His Girlfriend Through A Billboard In Lagos (More Photos) by Lorbar(f): 10:31am On Nov 28, 2017
godunia:
Some people will be acting like Nigeria governors, after 8 years, it's only on bill board you find their achievements
Chisos shocked
RomanceRe: 8 Things You Should Never Ever Say To Your Boyfriend. by Lorbar(f): 10:48pm On Nov 27, 2017
Is it my eyes or Op jumped from 1 to 4 huh
Jokes EtcRe: Show us how good and creative you are with your use of words... Fun all the way by Lorbar(f): 3:06pm On Nov 27, 2017
Uyiii is just like the typical man you see everywhere. They will have jollof rice at home but be chasing concoction rice all about smiley smiley
Jokes EtcRe: Show us how good and creative you are with your use of words... Fun all the way by Lorbar(f): 10:00pm On Nov 26, 2017
Ask and ye shall be answered
Jokes EtcRe: Show us how good and creative you are with your use of words... Fun all the way by Lorbar(f): 9:18pm On Nov 26, 2017
Anyway vivie01, you are correct. My blank heart is a result of men's palavar but thankfully I have Uyiii to mend my blank heart..


Abegi enough of heart talk. Let's play a game.

Who is in the garden?

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