Sports › Re: Nigeria Vs Uruguay - Confederations Cup: (1 - 2) On 20th June 2013 by Lordave: 12:00am On Jun 21, 2013 |
We are winning this match 3:1. |
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Offical Bayern Munich Fan Thread: 6x Champions Of Europe by Lordave: 3:53pm On Jun 20, 2013 |
dayokanu: Scolari once said if you are going to a tournament assemble your team and ask Pele. Whoever Pele thinks should be striker should be made Goalie and vice versa so you can win.
Some entertainment below
10) China 2002
Pele Prediction: China will qualify for the next round from their 2002 World Cup group.
Outcome: China finish bottom of Group C with no wins, no draws, no points, no goals, as well as -9 in their goal-difference column.
9) Spain 1998
Pele Prediction: Spain are favourites for the 1998 World Cup in France.
Outcome: Spain humiliatingly dumped out in the first round after losing to Nigeria, and drawing with Paraguay.
Colombia To Live American Dream
Pele Prediction: Colombia will win the 1994 World Cup in the USA.
Outcome: Colombia exit the competition in the first round, finishing bottom of their group. Their defender Andres Escobar is also tragically shot dead by an angry fan after Colombia return home.
7) Argentina, France & World Cup 2002
Pele Prediction: Argentina & France will both reach the final.
Outcome: Both countries eliminated in the first round, France without even scoring a goal.
6) Escape To Victory
Pele Prediction: During the famous film starring Sylvester Stallone and Michael Caine, Allies star Pele is brutally fouled in the first half by the Nazi opponents. The injured Brazilian claims there is no way he can continue and is carried off. The Allies are 4-0 down, and a recovery is deemed impossible.
Outcome: Pele returns in the second half and inspires his team to an improbable comeback, even scoring a stunning bicycle kick. Even in fiction, Pele's predictions go wrong.
5) Ronaldo Is Finished Pele Prediction: Ronaldo will never play football again, and his career is over, following a serious injury for Milan in February 2008.
Outcome: Ronaldo returns in March 2009 for Corinthians, scoring 10 goals in his first 14 games to win the Campeonato Paulista. Rumoured to be on the verge of a national team recall. 4) Nii Lamptey – ‘The New Pele’
Pele Prediction: After starring in the 1991 Under-17 World Cup, which also featured Alessandro Del Piero, Pele proclaims Ghana youngster Lamptey as his successor, ‘The New Pele’.
Outcome: What happens next goes down in football infamy. Lamptey spectacularly fails to fulfil his talent, believing himself that he was cursed by dark forces. The midfielder shifts around clubs such as PSV, Aston Villa, Coventry, Venezia and Ankaragucu, without success, and endures tragedy in his personal life, as two of his children die.
3) Nicky Barmby - Up There With Zidane, Maldini & Ronaldo
Pele Prediction: Nicky Barmby will become a world class star.
Outcome: Nicky Barmby becomes nothing more than an average player, winning 23 England caps, and never even appearing in a World Cup.
2) Africa Will Rule
Pele Prediction: An African nation will win the World Cup before the year 2000.
Outcome: It is now 2009, and an African country has still yet to get past the quarter-final.
1) Brazil & World Cup 2002
Pele Prediction: Brazil won’t even get past the group stages.
Outcome: Brazil win the World Cup. what more needs to be said? |
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Guaranty Trust Bank: Would You Rather Work With Them? by Lordave: 3:35pm On Jun 20, 2013 |
redcliff: Thunder fire you for quoting the long post and not having anything reasonable to say. I bet you did not read the story at all.. why would thunder fire him? The guy has wronged nobody. He has made use of his brain the way it suites him, so please don't criticise his noble and unbias contribution on this issue. |
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Guaranty Trust Bank: Would You Rather Work With Them? by Lordave: 3:30pm On Jun 20, 2013 |
[quote author=autumn.flower]what is wrong with you, people are correcting you and your still showing your stupidity..[/quote]What are they correcting? What has he done wrong? |
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Offical Bayern Munich Fan Thread: 6x Champions Of Europe by Lordave: 3:16pm On Jun 20, 2013 |
Do you think Pele would have been (so lucky) a successful player if he played for England or France? In his time, the Brazil team was star studded. Could he had led a team single handedly to a world cup triumph like Amando did? |
Sports › Re: What Do You Love Most About Viewing Centres by Lordave: 2:58pm On Jun 20, 2013 |
Omo many things o. I like to hear the rantings of Chelsea fans, listen to the heart beats of Arsenal fans who are near death from a heart attack inflicted on them by below average Arsenal players. Argue continuosly with Man United fans and have their say on Webb's bias officiating. Many of them you know.
But where I dey go watch ball, dem no dey collect my 50 bucks. |
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Offical Bayern Munich Fan Thread: 6x Champions Of Europe by Lordave: 2:47pm On Jun 20, 2013 |
Saw on goal.com that we have secured the signature of Jan Kirchoof(22) from M' Gladbach. No more Kolcieny saga. |
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Offical Bayern Munich Fan Thread: 6x Champions Of Europe by Lordave: 2:43pm On Jun 20, 2013 |
[quote author=A-40]Bruv that's a good thing! Thank goodness Pele doesn't think we are the best in the world or even Europe at least we have the trophies to prove it. The last thing we need is a sycophant like Pele who actually is the ultimate jinx lol if you meet Pele for road and he tell you make you go left please go right! Once Pele declares something the opposite happens! Infact if Pele says something good about a player that player is finished! Godwin Okpara,Nii Lamptey,Freddy Adu are all still cursing the day Pele discovered them!
Lool the same Pele that said an African Nation would win the WC before the end of the millennium! Till 2100 no African country might win the WC because Pele is a jinx like that
In Brazil they always place a gag order on him before any major tournament because when he speaks the opposite happens[/quote]He's just a symbol of negativity and seems to be erratic all the time. He won three world cups and I think he was just lucky, just lucky. |
Islam › Re: Another Baby Born With Quran In Lagos by Lordave: 2:29pm On Jun 20, 2013 |
Still waiting for the day a baby would be born with a turban tied round his head and a time bomb in his palms.
Religion today is being politisized and it sucks.
Why always Islam? |
Celebrities › Re: Wizkid Tweets - “I Don't Do Cheap Money” by Lordave: 1:54pm On Jun 20, 2013 |
dridowu: Has bamanga tukur resign from PDP ? yeah, and he's currently chilling out with Wizkid at a #2000 a night resort. |
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Crime › Re: Two Arraigned Over Fake Globacom Promo by Lordave: 10:21am On Jun 20, 2013 |
so na these !diots dey send me sms say I don win 1billion naira? Ah! They look like they haven't tasted food for the past couple of weeks. |
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Offical Bayern Munich Fan Thread: 6x Champions Of Europe by Lordave: 10:16am On Jun 20, 2013 |
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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Offical Bayern Munich Fan Thread: 6x Champions Of Europe by Lordave: 10:12am On Jun 20, 2013 |
this Pele is a stinking old fool. Would it cost him his ba!ls if he accepts that we are the best in the world presently?
By the way wat does he know about champions league and European football? If he's wise enough, he should me more concentrated on showering unmerited praises on Neymar. |
Crime › Re: Kidnapped 82-yr-old Man Buried Alive In Edo by Lordave: 9:59am On Jun 20, 2013 |
[quote author=@immkels]Dunno what's wrong wid that state, ysday it was cult wars, now this? They need Jesus![/quote]No, they need JTF |
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Sports › Re: Boy Kills Sister Using Wrestling Moves Learned On TV by Lordave: 11:56pm On Jun 19, 2013 |
If the story is real, that means the boy performed Randy Ortons jumping cutter (RKO) or undertakers thumbstone on his sister.
Though not funny but I think the boy should be sent to Vince McMahon. |
Celebrities › Re: Singer J Martins Stuns 18 Year Old Fan With $10,000 Wristwatch by Lordave: 11:42pm On Jun 19, 2013 |
Goldsmith tinz sharperly. |
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Offical Bayern Munich Fan Thread: 6x Champions Of Europe by Lordave: 11:23pm On Jun 19, 2013 |
it is good to know dat gotze doesnt give a hoot about their rants. |
Celebrities › Re: Kim & Kanye's Daughter Is Kaidence Donda West by Lordave: 4:41pm On Jun 19, 2013 |
I thought they said the child would be called North West.
Why did they change their mind, or were they afraid of Boko Haram and OPC? |
Sports › Re: Brazil Vs Mexico: Confederation Cup - (2 - 0) On 19th June 2013 by Lordave: 11:22am On Jun 19, 2013 |
adaobi123: best ref in the world  I dey like this kind irony eh.. |
Business › Re: CBN To Change Polymer Notes To Paper by Lordave: 11:01am On Jun 19, 2013 |
[quote author=imsu.boi]Obviously, you didn't finish nursery school.. Any1 who did would have been able to understand what I posted.
Dumb f.uck [/quote]clever D!kc. Making fool of his president in public and thinks he's worth some praises. Dumber asre. |
Travel › Re: Stunning Photos Taken From Plane’s Cockpit by Lordave: 1:04am On Jun 19, 2013 |
no be new thing na. Na where I dey sleep everyday be dat. |
Politics › Re: Man Blinded By Soldiers Awarded N15M Compensation by Lordave: 1:01am On Jun 19, 2013 |
that's why oyibo thinks dat we are still uncivilized. |
Business › Re: CBN To Change Polymer Notes To Paper by Lordave: 12:55am On Jun 19, 2013 |
BY Xplicit: Smh..wia u not taught simily and metaphor in ur school..he didn't say it was the president he only said CBN is acting under a condition that is liken to that of the president. why the Bleep should I care about similey and metaphor on that kind of post, from what he wrote one could decipher his huge hatred for mr president. He shouldn't have made it public. |
Sports › Re: Nigeria Vs Uruguay - Confederations Cup: (1 - 2) On 20th June 2013 by Lordave: 12:40am On Jun 19, 2013 |
bboiabb: i see ABSOULTELY no reason to be afraid of uruguay. i'm not speaking patriotically, I'm being realistic. Their defence is very average. I am not pulling this fact out of my a**. I have just went on footytube(dot)com to watch the highlight video's of uruguay's last 5 games excluding the most recent spain one.
please look up their highlights vs venezuela and chile. Venezuela got LITERALLY cross after cross after cross and just couldn't score. Then uruguay got one chance and got the lucky goal.
Again with the 2-0 loss against chile, FOR BOTH GOALS instead of the defender clearing the ball, he wanted to pass in the box, then the chile attacker just had a tap-in then scored. The uruguay keeper is not very good at all..we need to take as many shots as possible
i was worried before, but now I really see a 2-1 or 3-1 win for Nigeria provided we finish the many chances we will get. please and please if you don't believe me, go and watch for yourself. anybody who doesn't believe you will bow in shame for super eagles before the end of that match. |
Sports › Re: Nigeria Vs Uruguay - Confederations Cup: (1 - 2) On 20th June 2013 by Lordave: 12:33am On Jun 19, 2013 |
my dc!k is on this one. If Nigeria fails to win I'll offer it to Suarez to bite and devour. |
Celebrities › Re: Tonto & Others At Soundcity's Nokia Lumia Beat Party by Lordave: 12:25am On Jun 19, 2013 |
so na Chidinma be dat? Me think say na female bouncer o. |
Politics › Re: Tukur Will Not Resign As PDP Chairman by Lordave: 12:20am On Jun 19, 2013 |
I wish he could also say that when a pistol is pointing at his forehead. |
Business › Re: CBN To Change Polymer Notes To Paper by Lordave: 12:13am On Jun 19, 2013 |
[quote author=imsu.boi]As clueless and confused as our presid.ent. SMH [/quote]and as stup!d and uncomprehensive as you. The news does not state that the plan was initiated by the president.
Now who is confused? |
Business › Re: CBN To Change Polymer Notes To Paper by Lordave: 12:08am On Jun 19, 2013 |
nerodenero: Wasting taxpayer's money unnecessary.They complained about the paper notes,the need for the polymer and now polymer is being phased out to be replaced by paper notes.Confused CBN! as if you do pay tax. |
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