Romance › Re: Pls Let Have Ur Opinion: What Will You Do If Your Spouse Slaps You Publicly? by Lordave: 6:05pm On Jul 11, 2015 |
She will still come back home. |
Crime › Re: Secondary School Boy Rapes A 5yrear Old Girl. by Lordave: 6:01pm On Jul 11, 2015 |
As the boy no wear shirt, make dem just pour am pepper water use that cane wey I dey see chuo ya mmuo ojo. |
Politics › Re: Military Reportedly Restores Checkpoints Across The Country by Lordave: 5:59pm On Jul 11, 2015 |
We don't want it in Abuja o.
The useless soldiers along Dei-dei-Kubwa expressway are nothing but nuisances. If hold up catch you there just go buy food and say your night prayers. |
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Politics › Re: Suicide Bomber Strikes In Chad Capital, Kils 10 by Lordave: 5:42pm On Jul 11, 2015 |
Buhari should start acting. After all, Chadians are his brothers. |
Christianity Etc › Re: Is The NIV Version Of The Holy Bible Anti-Christ? by Lordave: 5:29pm On Jul 11, 2015 |
Ishilove: Speak for your self alone. I wasn't speaking for you when I made that comment, or is your name Nobody? |
Christianity Etc › Re: Is The NIV Version Of The Holy Bible Anti-Christ? by Lordave: 4:33pm On Jul 11, 2015 |
well, very few people take the bible serious.
But before you move this topic to front page, ensure you do the same to the original thread so that the original OP won't feel cheated. |
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Sports › Re: Man Utd Agree Deal For Bayern Munich's Bastian Schweinsteiger by Lordave: 2:16pm On Jul 11, 2015 |
GrosseBite: Roughly £14.7m.
Ramos in the horizon. Don't know if United will still want Morgan Schneiderlin. Reports say United might tempt Bayern again for Muller. Müller? una dey craze! What I want is Di Maria for Götze and you people even add money. |
Politics › Re: Good Reason Why You Should Stop Saying Our President Is Slow by Lordave: 2:13pm On Jul 11, 2015 |
Until he curbs Boko Haram Activities in less than 2 months, he remains baba Trafic jam aka go-slow. |
Jokes Etc › Re: ALBERT EINSTEIN And His Teacher In A Conversation by Lordave: 2:09pm On Jul 11, 2015 |
A movie? |
Sports › Re: Man Utd Agree Deal For Bayern Munich's Bastian Schweinsteiger by Lordave: 2:04pm On Jul 11, 2015 |
How much? |
Politics › Re: About Aso Rock Presidential Villa History And Pictures by Lordave: 1:32pm On Jul 11, 2015 |
Very soon cows will become residents of Aso Rock too |
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Politics › Re: Disaster: Woman Plunges To Death Trying To Take A Selfie! by Lordave: 1:17pm On Jul 11, 2015 |
Lilyomi: Opportuunity for men to bash us. Anyway some men take it too. Onemansquad u r part Actually before I bash girls, I first take a look at their profile photo to know the level of agility I should apply.
I've seen the deceased lady, she's pretty, so I can only say RIP. |
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Phones › Re: Whatsapp Could Be BANNED Any Moment From Now by Lordave: 1:08pm On Jul 11, 2015 |
Banned in Britain, ok I get it.
OP, stop misleading people. |
Jokes Etc › Re: Can You Beat This Igbo Man by Lordave: 1:06pm On Jul 11, 2015 |
Ancient |
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Politics › Re: "Before Apc Falls Apart" - Dele Momodu by Lordave: 12:51pm On Jul 11, 2015 |
ECOTERRORS: APC has fallen apart since True!
Na sellotape and top bond glue Tinubu and Buhari take dey patch am. |
Politics › Re: Rehabilitation Of Nembe, Bonny, Bille Jetties In Port Harcourt Begins. Photos. by Lordave: 12:47pm On Jul 11, 2015 |
With wheelbarrows?  |
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Politics › Re: I Beat Up My Mum Over 20'000k. by Lordave: 12:44pm On Jul 11, 2015 |
abah009: I beat up my mum again over the 20'000 I asked her to give me inorder to settle debt.Last week, I bought some stuff from some guys in my neighbourhood, and the threatened to deal with me if i dont settle them. Having reached home, i asked my mum to give me the money so that i will use it to settle the "gbana" i bought from area father, but she refused: I got angry and gave her dirty slap, as she tried to lay curses, i punch her on the face, clear her down and wipe her with my belt. She is at the emergency ward on admission in hospital.I regret my action.Last year, i beat my father to coma for refusing me to use his car.I have been deboarded by the school for slapping my Maths teacher for given me zero in CA test.My fellow Nairalander, Iam confused and pizzed up, i need your advice.Thanks. If you need more skills and tactics on how to professionally pummel your mum, just PM me, ok?
Na me train Randy Orton. |
Romance › Re: How I Take Finish Myself For Porthacourt by Lordave: 12:39pm On Jul 11, 2015 |
After Buhari's coup in 1983, I read it. It was funny and helped me relax.
I've read it now, it's funny but I'm not relaxed.  |
Romance › Re: Who Owns A Man ? by Lordave: 12:34pm On Jul 11, 2015 |
creamycute: WHO REALLY OWNS A MAN? HIS MOTHER OR WIFE? ARGUMENT: {Mother} - My son must obey me unless he didn't suck my breasts for 1yr. {Wife} - He sucks mine now and sucked it for more than 5yrs and is still sucking. (Mother} - I carried him for nine months. {Wife} - He was only 3.5kg then, so what's the big deal? I carry him every night and he is 85kg now. {Mother} - He passed between my legs withpains. {Wife} - Hahaha, he only passed there once, he stays between my legs like everyday and I scream with pains each night. Please WHO OWNS A MAN? If your mother owns you, who owns your dad? Are you going to spend the rest of your life with your mum or your wife?
My wife owns me, my mother owns my dad! |
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