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Sports › Re: NPFL: Enyimba Vs Sunshine Stars 3 - 1 On 15th July 2015 by Lordave: 7:00pm On Jul 15, 2015
UP Enyi!
Music/Radio › Re: Eminem Pens Letter To Tupac's Mother, Afeni Shakur by Lordave: 12:04pm On Jul 15, 2015
airmark:
It looks like mine when I was a primary school pupil. grin grin grin

"He was and he is the true definition of a soldier". - Em
Having such calligraphy in primary school means it's improved very much now, can we see a screen shot please? tongue
Music/Radio › Re: Eminem Pens Letter To Tupac's Mother, Afeni Shakur by Lordave: 11:44am On Jul 15, 2015
Eminem has a pretty good handwriting.
Health › Re: "Daddy Said He Will Quit Smoking If I Get 1000 Likes" by Lordave: 11:43am On Jul 15, 2015
That's if he doesn't die of smoking tonight.
Sports › Re: NFF Set The Stage As They Plan To Unveil Sunday Oliseh Today (Photos) by Lordave: 11:40am On Jul 15, 2015
kliq:
Great player he was,very agile on the defence and you can't possibly forget his trademark crosses(cellular) cool
He's a legend!

His boldness on the pitch is unrivalled!
Christianity Etc › Re: Pastor Jailed In America For Refusing To Wed Gay Couple by Lordave: 11:38am On Jul 15, 2015
Pretty soon these same pastors will be forced to wed animals or kitchen appliances.
This man don kill me cheesy cheesy cheesy
Sports › Re: NFF Set The Stage As They Plan To Unveil Sunday Oliseh Today (Photos) by Lordave: 11:34am On Jul 15, 2015
Sunday Ogochukwu Oliseh, my second favourite Nigerian player after Jay Jay Okocha, you must succeed with the Eagles and Nigeria government can go to he'll if they don't like you.
Education › Re: PHOTO: Where Are Those Guyz That Did This In Secondary School by Lordave: 11:30am On Jul 15, 2015
Lol @web designers.
Romance › Re: Some Girls Are Evil by Lordave: 11:28am On Jul 15, 2015
The girl's püssy must be as wide as Kubwa expressway.
Politics › Re: Buhari Does Not Have Right To Cut His Salary — Odinkalu by Lordave: 3:58pm On Jul 13, 2015
shachris:
wtf. You wailers give it a rest please. You are beginning to sound really depressed.
I'm still following you
Education › Re: 10 Nigerian Universities With The Most Beautiful Girls by Lordave: 1:52pm On Jul 13, 2015
UI no dey there?

I don die with laughter cheesy cheesy grin grin cheesy

UI just can't GetOvaMe!
Literature › Re: Wole Soyinka Celebrates His 81st Birthday Today by Lordave: 10:30am On Jul 13, 2015
Happy Birthday Akiwande.


I remember when I use to bully him in Standard 1 to 5 smiley
Sports › Re: Warri Wolves Vs Enyimba (2. - 1) On 12th July 2015 by Lordave: 3:27pm On Jul 12, 2015
Up Enyi!
Celebrities › Re: Burna Boy Suffering From Temporary Deafness (Photo) by Lordave: 3:23pm On Jul 12, 2015
Ok, let us contribute money for him to go to India for surgery. undecided


Seu give us your bank account details.
Politics › Re: Nigerians Expectations From Buhari Are Like Jesus Raising Lazarus From Dead by Lordave: 3:22pm On Jul 12, 2015
But his followers called him the Messiah/Saviour and he answered. undecided
Education › Re: Christian Law School Must Embrace Homosexuality To Keep Accreditation by Lordave: 3:18pm On Jul 12, 2015
Very soon you must be a homosexual to live in Canada.
Crime › Re: World’s Most Powerful Drug Lord, Guzman, Escapes From Prison Again by Lordave: 3:16pm On Jul 12, 2015
Is that Maradona?

Why imprison him? They should've just killed him.
Politics › Re: Man, Dressed As Woman Arrested In N'djamena (photos) by Lordave: 3:06pm On Jul 12, 2015
He should name his sponsors.
Politics › Re: 444 Deaths In 39 Days: Boko Haram, More Daring, More Heartless by Lordave: 12:32pm On Jul 12, 2015
A very top ranking government official will make it 445.
Nairaland General › Re: PHOTO: How Many Animals Can You See? by Lordave: 8:49pm On Jul 11, 2015
The lion complete am 20
Romance › Re: Her Boyfriend Impregnated Her Best Friend. Advice On What To Do. by Lordave: 8:47pm On Jul 11, 2015
After 7 years?

Probe further, that girl must have aborted more than 5 pregnancies for him.
Politics › Re: Buhari’s ‘son’ Arrested For Defrauding Unsuspecting Nigerians by Lordave: 8:45pm On Jul 11, 2015
His father and role model Muhammadu Buhari is next.
Romance › Re: Pls Help Out by Lordave: 8:42pm On Jul 11, 2015
jonaifame22:
Pls is it normal for a man of God to give a head and receive bj from his wife?,I need clarifications. Thank u,but less I forget as always the childish nairallanders will rant.
And that pastor go still use im mouth go talk for microphone on God's altar? Is it the words of God that's going to emanate from that mouth or the moaning of Rocco Siffredi?



No wonder one of the pastors said God loves masturbation.
Crime › Re: Please Help Confirm The Authenticity Of This "Breaking News" by Lordave: 8:38pm On Jul 11, 2015
Buhari has finally succeeded in turning Nigeria into Pakistan and Maidugri into Islamabad.

Terrorism must not prevail.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Offical Bayern Munich Fan Thread: 6x Champions Of Europe by Lordave: 8:27pm On Jul 11, 2015
I still believe in Pep.
Politics › Re: Yoruba People Truly Blessed by Lordave: 6:39pm On Jul 11, 2015
omonnakoda:
What of ya mummy? How her epilepsy?She still dey bite ?
huuu! Lekwa asu anwuru!
Politics › Re: Map Of Nigeria Showing Its 26 States. by Lordave: 6:34pm On Jul 11, 2015
Stone Hearst Asylum don reject this patient several times.

Make una no take her seriously.
Politics › Re: Yoruba People Truly Blessed by Lordave: 6:26pm On Jul 11, 2015
omonnakoda:
I wake every day and I thank you father God for creating me Yoruba

I wake every day and I thank you father God for creating me with a well shaped head grin

I wake every day and I thank you father God for creating me in a blessed land with no erosion

I wake every day and I thank you father God for creating me among a people with culture and good manners


I wake every day and I thank you father God for creating me among a people with a proud heritage

I wake every day and I thank you father God for creating me in this blessed land



Eledu mo dupe lopo lopo ti e ko da mi ni omo ti n fi pa ji Ba re

Mo dupe pe e da mi si ile karo ojire
And they said Igbos have bloated ego.


Amunnayakoda, na bigotry go kill you.

Pictures of your head or Jeremi Njitap has a better head than you.
Travel › Re: Comparison Btw Cost Of Living In The United State And Nigeria. by Lordave: 6:21pm On Jul 11, 2015
So we shouldn't go to obodo ndi ocha because things are expensive there?

Rubbish! We will go there, make money, buy those things in Nigeria and bring it over to the Obodo ndiocha.


Oh, I forgot! We will buy up their lands and make them tenants!
Family › Re: Boy Found Living Among Pigs And Unable To Communicate With Humans by Lordave: 6:17pm On Jul 11, 2015
No pictures?


Must be the Biblical prodigal son.
Culture › Re: What You Will Find In An Igbo Woman's Phonebook by Lordave: 6:07pm On Jul 11, 2015
Kericoo:
Have u seen an Igbo market woman's phonebook? The contact names are always stored as follows:
1. Tochi Anu efi
2. Amaka Okporoko
3. Uche Azu ndu
4. Kc Abacha
5. Nkechi Cryfish
6. Obinna Anu ewu
7. Ndubuisi AFO anu
8. Nonye Tomato
9. Tony Beans
10. Ify Garri
11. Nkiru Okpa
12. Felix Canda
13. Chidi Anu jaki
14. Emeka Akpa nnu
15. Nduka Onions
16. Chioma Azu mangala
17. Emma Oduefi
18. Chukwudi manyankwu
19. Stella Ukpaka
20. Chinyere Ose Nsukka
21. Ezinne Ukazi
22. Izuchukwu Ucha ....
Hahahahahah don't spoil d fun
I don die! cheesy

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