Sports › Re: NPFL: Enyimba Vs Sunshine Stars 3 - 1 On 15th July 2015 by Lordave: 7:00pm On Jul 15, 2015 |
UP Enyi! |
Music/Radio › Re: Eminem Pens Letter To Tupac's Mother, Afeni Shakur by Lordave: 12:04pm On Jul 15, 2015 |
airmark: It looks like mine when I was a primary school pupil. 
"He was and he is the true definition of a soldier". - Em Having such calligraphy in primary school means it's improved very much now, can we see a screen shot please?  |
Music/Radio › Re: Eminem Pens Letter To Tupac's Mother, Afeni Shakur by Lordave: 11:44am On Jul 15, 2015 |
Eminem has a pretty good handwriting. |
Health › Re: "Daddy Said He Will Quit Smoking If I Get 1000 Likes" by Lordave: 11:43am On Jul 15, 2015 |
That's if he doesn't die of smoking tonight. |
Sports › Re: NFF Set The Stage As They Plan To Unveil Sunday Oliseh Today (Photos) by Lordave: 11:40am On Jul 15, 2015 |
kliq: Great player he was,very agile on the defence and you can't possibly forget his trademark crosses(cellular)  He's a legend!
His boldness on the pitch is unrivalled! |
Christianity Etc › Re: Pastor Jailed In America For Refusing To Wed Gay Couple by Lordave: 11:38am On Jul 15, 2015 |
Pretty soon these same pastors will be forced to wed animals or kitchen appliances. This man don kill me  |
Sports › Re: NFF Set The Stage As They Plan To Unveil Sunday Oliseh Today (Photos) by Lordave: 11:34am On Jul 15, 2015 |
Sunday Ogochukwu Oliseh, my second favourite Nigerian player after Jay Jay Okocha, you must succeed with the Eagles and Nigeria government can go to he'll if they don't like you. |
Education › Re: PHOTO: Where Are Those Guyz That Did This In Secondary School by Lordave: 11:30am On Jul 15, 2015 |
Lol @web designers. |
Romance › Re: Some Girls Are Evil by Lordave: 11:28am On Jul 15, 2015 |
The girl's püssy must be as wide as Kubwa expressway. |
Politics › Re: Buhari Does Not Have Right To Cut His Salary — Odinkalu by Lordave: 3:58pm On Jul 13, 2015 |
shachris: wtf. You wailers give it a rest please. You are beginning to sound really depressed. I'm still following you |
Education › Re: 10 Nigerian Universities With The Most Beautiful Girls by Lordave: 1:52pm On Jul 13, 2015 |
UI no dey there?
I don die with laughter 
UI just can't GetOvaMe! |
Literature › Re: Wole Soyinka Celebrates His 81st Birthday Today by Lordave: 10:30am On Jul 13, 2015 |
Happy Birthday Akiwande.
I remember when I use to bully him in Standard 1 to 5  |
Sports › Re: Warri Wolves Vs Enyimba (2. - 1) On 12th July 2015 by Lordave: 3:27pm On Jul 12, 2015 |
Up Enyi! |
Celebrities › Re: Burna Boy Suffering From Temporary Deafness (Photo) by Lordave: 3:23pm On Jul 12, 2015 |
Ok, let us contribute money for him to go to India for surgery. 
Seu give us your bank account details. |
Politics › Re: Nigerians Expectations From Buhari Are Like Jesus Raising Lazarus From Dead by Lordave: 3:22pm On Jul 12, 2015 |
But his followers called him the Messiah/Saviour and he answered.  |
Education › Re: Christian Law School Must Embrace Homosexuality To Keep Accreditation by Lordave: 3:18pm On Jul 12, 2015 |
Very soon you must be a homosexual to live in Canada. |
Crime › Re: World’s Most Powerful Drug Lord, Guzman, Escapes From Prison Again by Lordave: 3:16pm On Jul 12, 2015 |
Is that Maradona?
Why imprison him? They should've just killed him. |
Politics › Re: Man, Dressed As Woman Arrested In N'djamena (photos) by Lordave: 3:06pm On Jul 12, 2015 |
He should name his sponsors. |
Politics › Re: 444 Deaths In 39 Days: Boko Haram, More Daring, More Heartless by Lordave: 12:32pm On Jul 12, 2015 |
A very top ranking government official will make it 445. |
Nairaland General › Re: PHOTO: How Many Animals Can You See? by Lordave: 8:49pm On Jul 11, 2015 |
The lion complete am 20 |
Romance › Re: Her Boyfriend Impregnated Her Best Friend. Advice On What To Do. by Lordave: 8:47pm On Jul 11, 2015 |
After 7 years?
Probe further, that girl must have aborted more than 5 pregnancies for him. |
Politics › Re: Buhari’s ‘son’ Arrested For Defrauding Unsuspecting Nigerians by Lordave: 8:45pm On Jul 11, 2015 |
His father and role model Muhammadu Buhari is next. |
Romance › Re: Pls Help Out by Lordave: 8:42pm On Jul 11, 2015 |
jonaifame22: Pls is it normal for a man of God to give a head and receive bj from his wife?,I need clarifications. Thank u,but less I forget as always the childish nairallanders will rant. And that pastor go still use im mouth go talk for microphone on God's altar? Is it the words of God that's going to emanate from that mouth or the moaning of Rocco Siffredi?
No wonder one of the pastors said God loves masturbation. |
Crime › Re: Please Help Confirm The Authenticity Of This "Breaking News" by Lordave: 8:38pm On Jul 11, 2015 |
Buhari has finally succeeded in turning Nigeria into Pakistan and Maidugri into Islamabad.
Terrorism must not prevail. |
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Offical Bayern Munich Fan Thread: 6x Champions Of Europe by Lordave: 8:27pm On Jul 11, 2015 |
I still believe in Pep. |
Politics › Re: Yoruba People Truly Blessed by Lordave: 6:39pm On Jul 11, 2015 |
omonnakoda: What of ya mummy? How her epilepsy?She still dey bite ? huuu! Lekwa asu anwuru! |
Politics › Re: Map Of Nigeria Showing Its 26 States. by Lordave: 6:34pm On Jul 11, 2015 |
Stone Hearst Asylum don reject this patient several times.
Make una no take her seriously. |
Politics › Re: Yoruba People Truly Blessed by Lordave: 6:26pm On Jul 11, 2015 |
omonnakoda: I wake every day and I thank you father God for creating me Yoruba
I wake every day and I thank you father God for creating me with a well shaped head 
I wake every day and I thank you father God for creating me in a blessed land with no erosion
I wake every day and I thank you father God for creating me among a people with culture and good manners
I wake every day and I thank you father God for creating me among a people with a proud heritage
I wake every day and I thank you father God for creating me in this blessed land
Eledu mo dupe lopo lopo ti e ko da mi ni omo ti n fi pa ji Ba re
Mo dupe pe e da mi si ile karo ojire And they said Igbos have bloated ego.
Amunnayakoda, na bigotry go kill you.
Pictures of your head or Jeremi Njitap has a better head than you. |
Travel › Re: Comparison Btw Cost Of Living In The United State And Nigeria. by Lordave: 6:21pm On Jul 11, 2015 |
So we shouldn't go to obodo ndi ocha because things are expensive there?
Rubbish! We will go there, make money, buy those things in Nigeria and bring it over to the Obodo ndiocha.
Oh, I forgot! We will buy up their lands and make them tenants! |
Family › Re: Boy Found Living Among Pigs And Unable To Communicate With Humans by Lordave: 6:17pm On Jul 11, 2015 |
No pictures?
Must be the Biblical prodigal son. |
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Culture › Re: What You Will Find In An Igbo Woman's Phonebook by Lordave: 6:07pm On Jul 11, 2015 |
Kericoo: Have u seen an Igbo market woman's phonebook? The contact names are always stored as follows: 1. Tochi Anu efi 2. Amaka Okporoko 3. Uche Azu ndu 4. Kc Abacha 5. Nkechi Cryfish 6. Obinna Anu ewu 7. Ndubuisi AFO anu 8. Nonye Tomato 9. Tony Beans 10. Ify Garri 11. Nkiru Okpa 12. Felix Canda 13. Chidi Anu jaki 14. Emeka Akpa nnu 15. Nduka Onions 16. Chioma Azu mangala 17. Emma Oduefi 18. Chukwudi manyankwu 19. Stella Ukpaka 20. Chinyere Ose Nsukka 21. Ezinne Ukazi 22. Izuchukwu Ucha .... Hahahahahah don't spoil d fun I don die!  |