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Health / Re: FG Agrees To Appoint Surgeon-general Of The Federation by lordkpakpando: 8:41am On Jan 05, 2014
leo1234: My guy OND,HND,Bsc and MB;BS no be thesame thing o. That is life ,more certificates more money and lesser work.
Have you forgotten that major and minor doesn't mean the same, the more you are, the easier it is to win any battle, for instance a bunch of broom and a stick of broom.
Health / Re: FG Agrees To Appoint Surgeon-general Of The Federation by lordkpakpando: 5:21pm On Jan 04, 2014
tomber: Doc swore an oath to save lives. but what do we av in Nigeria, Dr. using the lives of Nigerians to play politics. Scrabbling for power while patients are dying from their carelessness. They hate to be checked, to beheld accountable. all they are after is more pay n more pay. They love Comparing themselves with Dr abroad who do their Jobs well and respect boundaries, Dr who will work with other health prof as teams unlike themselves. Well I wish them the best. I pray that they will one day be the victim of the system they have created.

And I seriously don't know why we in Nigeria want to take same take home pay as those abroad when we don't have thesame economy.
CORRECT, I wish JOHESU will play a little politics by going indefinite strike for one complete month, then we would see NMA and JOHESU who is more important.
Business / Re: Which Bank Has The Most Reliable Atm Machine? by lordkpakpando: 11:49am On Dec 28, 2013
tellwisdom: What is ATM??
ATOMIC TIME MISSILE
Religion / Re: We Will Celebrate Christmas - Catholics To Kumuyi by lordkpakpando: 12:51pm On Dec 24, 2013
every day, church argument, ranging from linda, adeboye, oyedepo, xmas, catholic, jehovah witness, etc etc, why don't christians ask for direction from God, instead of arguing unecessarily.

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Politics / Re: Bill On Allowance For Unemployed Graduates Rejected by lordkpakpando: 7:06pm On Feb 28, 2013
The betterment of dis country is still far
Romance / Re: Guys: How Did You Woo Your First-Love. by lordkpakpando: 7:22pm On Feb 26, 2013
O men dat day i turned to rashid and the wooing was purely indian style/dance.
Family / Re: Mum Still Slaps Me At 23 Years Old by lordkpakpando: 3:43pm On Feb 26, 2013
Go and learn tai chi and kung fu so dat when she wants to slap you next time, you will just be dodging her. She will continue to swing her hands until may be a bone will break and then they will bandage her hands and dat will definitely serve as a lesson. Hahahhaahahahaah
Religion / Re: Is It A Sin Not To Attend Sunday Service? by lordkpakpando: 5:26pm On Feb 24, 2013
mosquitoNet: It's a sin to go to church, it's a sin to worship Jesus christ (the son of man). Xxxtians repent, for the END is at hand. Don't die worshipping jesus he's not your God! He's a servant of Allah. Let he who haf ear hear. Happy Holiday!
hey cretin I dont believe that any body that has even a little sense will type what you just typed. Any way you and your brothers are terrorist so I dont blame you because your mind and thinking are all made of terror.
Celebrities / Re: Lola Alao - If A Married Man Makes You Happy, Please Go For It” – by lordkpakpando: 9:13pm On Feb 23, 2013
Op, i think you must be out of your senses, do you want to break marriages?
Politics / Re: Patience Jonathan - PDP Will Defeat Opposition Parties by lordkpakpando: 8:24pm On Feb 22, 2013
Pride goeth before a FALL
Politics / Re: $6,700 Given To Families Of Slain Health-Workers by lordkpakpando: 4:28pm On Feb 17, 2013
How can..... What a rubbish, chicken change...... I am so annoyed wen I saw the stupid amount given to people dat were tryin to save other peoples life. The amount is not even 1/4 of wat was given to those super pigeons that won the cup by luck. WHAT A COUNTRY!!! Mtchewwwwww
NYSC / Re: Corper Wins Car For Maintaining Virginity Till Marriage. by lordkpakpando: 4:32pm On Feb 16, 2013
Just passing shocked:/:p:x wat a story
NYSC / Re: Corper Wins Car For Maintaining Virginity Till Marriage. by lordkpakpando: 4:31pm On Feb 16, 2013
Just passing
Celebrities / Re: Goldie’s Death: Prezzo Heads To Lagos by lordkpakpando: 8:29pm On Feb 15, 2013
Dont know her but R.I.P
Sports / Re: Nigeria Vs Burkina Faso - AFCON 2013 Final (1 - 0) - On 10th February 2013 by lordkpakpando: 7:09pm On Feb 07, 2013
I see faso wining 9ja

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Sports / Re: Burkina Faso To Appeal Red Card ,Tunisian Ref Suspended by lordkpakpando: 7:05pm On Feb 07, 2013
They should suspend that idiotic fool ref INDEFINITELY
Family / Re: How Did Your Family Celebrate Nigeria's Victory Yesterday? by lordkpakpando: 10:56pm On Feb 04, 2013
No celebration rather we mourned for them
Sports / Re: South Africa Vs Mali - AFCON 2013 - (1 - 3) On Penalties On 2nd February 2013 by lordkpakpando: 12:45am On Feb 03, 2013
Dis is what I call GOOD FOOTBALL not stupid nigerian team
Sports / Re: Eagles Get N4.7M Each For Beating Ethiopia by lordkpakpando: 4:14pm On Jan 30, 2013
God will punish the person dat gave dem such amount after playing rubbish yest. People are suffering in dis country and dey are giving good for nothing eagles $30,000 each. IDIOTS
Sports / Re: How Do We Play Cote D'ivoire - Suggestions And Advice by lordkpakpando: 9:57pm On Jan 29, 2013
No need to go and be disgraced, its better for dem to pack and head bck to 9ja

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Politics / Re: Al-qaeda Allies Plot Attacks In Nigeria by lordkpakpando: 8:00pm On Jan 27, 2013
Britain colonizing 9ja is the worst dat has happened to dis country. I wish it was D french who will respond in times of need.....
Romance / Re: Husbands In The Kitchen- What's Your Take? by lordkpakpando: 5:20pm On Jan 27, 2013
If I say YES I will help i will be criticized and if i say NO I will still be criticized so the answer is I will do what I think is right but i wont post it here....
Sports / Re: Zambia Vs Nigeria (AFCON 2013) (1 - 1) On 25th January 2013 by lordkpakpando: 8:12pm On Jan 25, 2013
Super eages = SUPER BLOOD PREESURE. If dey like let them lose or draw their next match. NONSENSE...........
Health / Re: The Challenges Of Being A Nigerian Nurse by lordkpakpando: 9:14am On Jan 25, 2013
emmalexabl:
sweetheart.., i dont know what makes you dumb but it really works !
Keep on talking, one day you gonna say something intelligent and reasonable.
Am done with you.,Got to go back to work.
that sweetheart you just wrote is one of the ways lectures and dunce female students in your profession starts their sex life and by the way i see you as being on the surface, you don't know what goes on so i advice you SLOWPOKE to find out so that one day you will talk more reasonable.
Health / Re: The Challenges Of Being A Nigerian Nurse by lordkpakpando: 8:46am On Jan 25, 2013
emmalexabl:
i ve summarized ur case and not only are u DEMENTED, you also have DIARRHEA of the mouth and CONSTIPATION of facts/ideas and i advice next time,try get your facts right before coming to such a reputable forum like this to showcase your IGNORANCE.
Sorry. . .I'm kind of busy right now, can i ignore you some other time ?
hey IDIOT, to sumarize ur case, i see you are the IGNORANT FOOL who doesn't know right from his left and you have DELUSION AND HALLUCINATIONS about your profession which makes you a confirm SCHIZOPHRENIC DEMENTED patient that needs imediate attention.
Health / Re: The Challenges Of Being A Nigerian Nurse by lordkpakpando: 7:54pm On Jan 24, 2013
jidewin: Nurses are angels ..Mwah!
dats d way i see dem.
Health / Re: The Challenges Of Being A Nigerian Nurse by lordkpakpando: 7:24pm On Jan 24, 2013
emmalexabl:
Don't get insulted but is your job devoted to spreading IGNORANCE..??
Now let me educate you nitwit..,
1) There is no basis for such a comparism b/w ur so called nurs cert or whatever you call it to M.B,B.S .
B/c it takes minmum of 6yrs (sometimes upto 12yrs) of hardwork to earn M.B,B.S but for ur nurs cert, 3yrs or less is enough for me to grab it and wipe clean my ass.
2) You said a female DUNCE can easily pass thru med school by sleeping her way thru.
Lol... bet you that professional LovePeddler like you with all ur expertise would still not make it through med school bc you must have died of exhaustion( having slept with nothing less than 50 of them males and females alike) even before you make it past the first MB.
3) You claimd that ur exams are marked by external invigilators, this is untrue bc its same lecturers that still go to mark ur scripts but same can't be said of M.B'B.S exam where you meet external examiners (local/foreign, males/females alike) ,who score you on the spot.
4) The above being true..,and with ur earlier assertions on females sleeping with examiners to pass, then i would say your ur harlotery knows no bound as u(female) would also sleep with the female examiners, as well as their male colleagues to pass. ..
Now u see how mentally sick you are and why a DUNCE like you will never make it through med school.
My 2 cents!!
no 1. a female dont need to sleep with 5O men as you said, just sleep with the HOD and you will pass, no 2. If you are a male in med skl i will advice you ignorant slowpoke to ask you female colleages how they scale thru their exams. No 3. As you said that mental illness runs in your family i will advice you to visit a psychiatric hospital to check your status. IDIOT
Health / Re: The Challenges Of Being A Nigerian Nurse by lordkpakpando: 7:15pm On Jan 24, 2013
emmalexabl:
Don't get insulted but is your job devoted to spreading IGNORANCE..??
Now let me educate you nitwit..,
1) There is no basis for such a comparism b/w ur so called nurs cert or whatever you call it to M.B,B.S .
B/c it takes minmum of 6yrs (sometimes upto 12yrs) of hardwork to earn M.B,B.S but for ur nurs cert, 3yrs or less is enough for me to grab it and wipe clean my ass.
2) You said a female DUNCE can easily pass thru med school by sleeping her way thru.
Lol... bet you that professional LovePeddler like you with all ur expertise would still not make it through med school bc you must have died of exhaustion( having slept with nothing less than 50 of them males and females alike) even before you make it past the first MB.
3) You claimd that ur exams are marked by external invigilators, this is untrue bc its same lecturers that still go to mark ur scripts but same can't be said of M.B'B.S exam where you meet external examiners (local/foreign, males/females alike) ,who score you on the spot.
4) The above being true..,and with ur earlier assertions on females sleeping with examiners to pass, then i would say your ur harlotery knows no bound as u(female) would also sleep with the female examiners, as well as their male colleagues to pass. ..
Now u see how mentally sick you are and why a DUNCE like you will never make it through med school.
My 2 cents!!
Health / Re: The Challenges Of Being A Nigerian Nurse by lordkpakpando: 7:13pm On Jan 24, 2013
Dr9ce:
How can you openly display such a high level of intractable ignorance....where does the external examiner(s) come in at d different levels of exam being written in med skul...SMH
you dat is a doctor as you said should know better becos dis info is from your fellow med doc, but if you choose to be an ignorance ballon you are free to conceal dat fact...
Health / Re: The Challenges Of Being A Nigerian Nurse by lordkpakpando: 11:10am On Jan 24, 2013
Based on gathered information from the horse's mouth " A DUNCE CAN BE A MEDICAL DOCTOR AS LONG AS SHE IS A FEMALE AND OFFERS HER BODY OR HAS MONEY TO SORT THROUGH OUT MEDICAL SCHOOL BUT A DUNCE CANNOT BE A PROFESSIONAL NURSE because ONE OF THEIR EXAM BEFORE GRAUATION IS BEING MARKED BY THEIR PROFESSIONAL BODY OUTSIDE THEIR SCHOOL UNLIKE DOCTORS WHO THEIR SO CALLED M.B.B.S IS BEING MARKED BY THEIR SCHOOL". Some people dont know dat its easier to graduate as a medical doctor than to graduate as a university nurse.
Sports / Re: TB Joshua Warned Keshi Over Last-Minute Goal by lordkpakpando: 7:40pm On Jan 23, 2013
Pastors work are to ensure that their members does the things of God so as to make heaven on the last day not to predict things that wont help the congregation of christ to make heaven..........
Family / Re: Do You Believe In Marrying Young? by lordkpakpando: 9:40pm On Jan 08, 2013
cigar icon: Ya I so much blieve in marrying young cos 1 u would be able to train all ur children in school before getting old hence not subjecting the eldest one under the responsibility of struggling to pay sibling's school fees and also fending for his family.
I knw of a man who married in his early ywenties, say 22 or 23 but am certain his wife is just a year younger and they have lived hapily up till their late 30s and there was no case of divorce or the husband abusing the wife, their son will be twenty one by this year and at evenings u see the man and nis son playing badminton. U will need someone who knows that family very well to convince u that one is the father of the other, u will likely mistake them for old skull buddies who are catching fun.
Talking about age and all that, there are some couples who got married in their thirties and still divorced, why ddnt their age come to play? I'm not saying. That marrying in your thirties or early fourties is bad, all I'm tryna say is that ur age is just the number of yrs u have existed on earth and doesn't determine ur level of maturity, maturity of the body is diff frm maturity of the mind so if u think u can hold a family in ur twenties fine and if u feel in ur thirties, good for u and if I want it in ur fourties, its ur choice, what matters is ur ability to hold a family.








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