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From the girl's poise, you can tell she'd rather replace Stephanie Totobo. With lips like that, they'd eat each other out for days snuggled up somewhere in the Caymans. And the last time a woman called me daddy, I was postured behind her whilst she was on all fours. Wtf do you now want me to think?

tspun:
I can't help but wonder why almost all the countries listed are super rich countries, ain't it suppose to be the other way round. This world is so unbalance , why not make the rich productive and make the poor less productive that they can carter for.

My dear.. The sooner you realize life is built on Irony, the earlier you will chill. The fact that you are existing on a giant ball hanging on nothing should get you thinking. You're living upside down, your eyes just converts the imagery downside up so you don't freak out

Dclique:
For some reason, I always liked Denmark, now I know why!.

That makes two of us. Been thinking of doing my Masters there

[quote author=BLACKCHARGER post=54319265]Its the mirror that made it so

YOU WILL LIVE LONG

I was serving in maktown and had just returned from watching enyimba play lobi. Had just procured some eshkay, comash in the other pocket, riz, lighter and pipe in the back pocket.
Was strolling on my street to enter my compound (Ogiri Ajene's Lodge) next thing a Hilux full of SARS pulled over commando style 'hold it there, identify yourselves! ".

Luckily for me, they descended upon my companion first who fortunately also had just pall mall white on him. I tried not to panic, remembered I was a corper because my brain been format briefly at the sight of so many assault rifles then speedily fished out my ID from the wallet. Naim dem hail me "Otondo" come disembark. Na so I for use enter one chance with state coordinator

Ronaldinnioh:
Og my God were are you. You made my day guy. Wish I can??

I'm in Nigeria and you're in Brazil?? I'm honored to have been able to make your day though I'm not the sun. Please don't scare me.. Wish you can whaat??

emmykk:
Although i cannot vouch for Pst J.Suleman,there is a lesson to be learn for pastors.



Pastors should mind the level of friendship they have with female members,chatting,phone calling and taking of pic together,for if the devil entered them and start releasing pix,chat and history of sms no matter how those detail can be meaningless,if they forge a story and start releasing those meaningless details people will be reading the pastor in negative light.


i currently know of a rev father paying and supporting my kid cousine,even to NYSC level,she is always in his car and fathers house.
if this cousine of mine derailed negatively or influence by an ambious boyfriend to blackmail this rev father.

The father is gone because some people are already saying so

People are already saying so because the father is already ministering to your kid cousin privately. Believe it or not, Rev fathers are human first before anything else. In the US, they are the highest child predators. The pope is currently working on a rule to allow them have their way sexually without condemnation or prosecution

ELShehzad:
9 O'clock at 9 O'clock junction... Thats cray bruh

Numerology will say she was fated to go that day albeit the circumstances were most unpalatable

Ex queen Jaynifar I sight you boo

A na-akpogi plus size o na-atogi. Until cardiac arrest go hold you. Some people urgently need the Ngozi Ezeonu procedure

EgunMogaji:
Here's a thought.

Maybe be you can swap the att sim out and put Airtel.

Shebi make the car get IP ni to use contact the server

I like the way you think. Adaptative Nigerian

Rita Dominic is from my Village. Oya come and beat me!

nwaanambra1:
Walai dis EFCC handler deserves an Oscar!



though him ma need to attend the 9am class with the student.


it should be:


there is no 's' in million in this context.


NOT.


There is a "no 's' in million in this context"

- wrong use of first person singular and also wrong application of quotation marks

Oversabi dey worry you. The nigga is correct. There is a "no 's' in million in this context" class is absolutely correct. There is no 's' in million in this context would be correct if there had not been "...coming up by 9am" attached to it.

Ayam not understanding Liberians again o. Seems like the tribes around there have cannibalistic tendencies.

First it was ripping out the bladder of a thief, now it's ripping out intestines. In all my life, I've not seen such here in Naija. I can just imagine what was happening there before Ecomog kept the peace during the Charles Taylor regime.

I feel so privileged to be Igbo and Nigerian

The fact that certain youths here are hankering about that there are unqualified youths under 30 fit to occupy leadership positions show the level of exposure of such individuals.

Assuming they've been involved in Youth leadership activities like Rotary/Rotaract clubs, SIFE, Junior Chambers et al, they'd have certainly been enlightened better about our under 30 leadership prospects. You can't be hanging around touts, riffraffs and junkies probably because you yourself is of such ilk then conclude that all youths under 30 are unfit for leadership.

WINNERMENTALITY:
A president with a tested enterprise.
Been in front of political debate and no illiterate to 21st century political workings.
But here we have an illiterate that is stuck in 20th century wit no idea what is happening in his own government

Nigga went to Germany for an economic meeting and was embarrassing the country talking about Deutschemarks. They had to tell em they were now using Euros.

That was were I gave up!

Gerrard59:
There is nothing wrong with speaking the English Language. The problem is that we relegated our indigenous languages to the background. But then, how do want an extremely diverse country to communicate? In Akwa Ibom, an Oron indigene knows Ibibio, however, the Ibibios don't know the Oro Language. Can please tell me how you want both parties to communicate effectively? Don't tell me both should speak Ibibio, as the Oro people prefer speaking their language than speaking another. What about Cross River where an Atam person doesn't know Efik and vice versa? What about Rivers where the Ijaws speak a different language from the Eastern Obolos and the Igboid group Ikwerre? What about Delta? The diversity (which is actually a good thing) calls for a common language - either Pidgin or English language. But to expect everyone to speak their native language calls for confusion. Babel will be a child's play.

Additionally, we have not utilized our use of the English language to economic value. Unlike India, Philippines or even Kenya which utilized the language for their BPO business, we don't even when we speak a proper form of the English language than them. By now, we should be the numero uno in the outsourcing industry. Another suggestion will be to legalise the speaking/use of our native languages. Examples include Switzerland, Singapore etc. But that works effectively when it is four languages and few ethnic groups not 250+ ethnic groups and a plethora of languages. The use of WAZOBIA will be like an imposition on the minorities.

So sir, let's continue the use of the English language - properly and economically.

We should simply make Nigerian official and only learn English in schools for international reasons. After all English is also a pidgin language as it keeps borrowing just to be relevant. We have Gaelic, Latin, Nordic and Germanic influences on English. Yet Nigerian pidgin only has Wetin from Dutch Wetten and Sabi from Portuguese Saber

Pweety008:
What's the meaning of this Afonjas self? I have always wanted to know

Afonja was one of the reasons for the collapse of the Oyo empire. Part of our questions in 2k7 history WAEC. He was a very powerful Onakakanfo who wanted power of the Alafin for himself due to his successful military exploits in Dahomey. It was difficult for him as the oyó me sí prefered a weak Alafin they could control to a powerful nigga like Afonja.

So he went to Kwara, connived with the Fulanis and took horses from them to defeat Oyo. The Fulanis later screwed Afonja over and took over power for themselves. Wikipedia should help you out better. When you compare Afonja with Awolowo and Tinubu, you'll understand why Igbos are not really fond of an average Yoruba mentality because it seems genetic and plays down till this day. Of course it's not a general something.

I no know say turkey dey get female..

kennygee:
Google is your friend mujer.

You can read it up on this link https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cordylobia_anthropophaga

Putado.. Hablas español?

eyinjuege:
You too like kush

Ain't got no reason not to.. States and countries wey dey decriminalise and tax the herb ain't stupid. Later we go dey complain say the country is broke

I'm interested in knowing the contents of this Dangerous drugs amendment bill. Let's see if there's hope for decriminalization of cannabis with this new government

She describes PMB in past tense. Old nigga don kicked the bucket for sure. She just tryna send cryptic signals

obinnho10:
almost 50 years later. The old boars would grunt, if they know the little piglets still suffer

I see you Ragnar

Just stay calm and develop yourself. Give yourself time to mature in the craft. It's probably hereditary like mine. During your period of development, abstain from doing things that will prick your conscience after, anything you know you do and your mind starts judging you, stop it. That mind is your greatest weapon so befriend it instead of fighting it.

Then when the time is right, meet some of your family elders that will guide you on what to do. There is no greater ministry than the one your ancestors have called you to..Everything will become clearer then. You will just know what to do.

The drawing reminds me of how i fly in my dreams. Just without the wings. Maybe the young man flies too

That's how we roll in Makurdi.. You'll see someone you'd swear was a video vixen selling groundnuts or mangoes by the road side like she was modeling the damn thing men

Can't count how many times women have told me I'm very lucky they don't sleep with me because they'd have cut off my hair. Always replied them the same thing "exactly the reason why you can't sleep with me"

Psychodavidovic:
Why is there a cat on his shoulders ?

That's a lion's cub. Easily encounterable in a sahel savanna terrain like maiduguri

This one na AYE sha