Betting

What a world.!!!

Man.United 5-1 Cardiff Man.United 4-1 Bournemouth Man.United 3-1 Huddersfield Man.United 2-0 Reading Man.United 2-0 Newcastle Man.United 2-2 Burnley Man.United 1-0 Spurs Man.United 2-0 Chelsea Man.Unted 3-1 Arsenal Man.United 0-0 Liverpool Man.United 3-0 Fulham Man.United 3-2 Southampton Man.United 3-1 PSG Man.United 1-0 Leicester Man.United 0-2 PSG Man.United 2-1 Brighton Man.United 3-1 Crystal Palace One word for Manchester United

Homeboiy:


No matter how u wash it, e go still get odour

oga u only pick up ladies of ur kind,n dt means u do get odour too

seriousl...Hahaha u got them all.bt u dint mention the urinary tank...Who asks d driver to stop every 10 minutes 4 them to urinate

How can u tell when a lawyers is lying?

His Normal way of breathing has change.

Help. My friend breath has change, he now breath fast. What's the side effects and advantage?

Thumb up Bro. Keep it up

Early this morning i caught my landlord pimping through the window to watch his wife baths. He as been watching her for more than ten minutes bfor and i wen to him and told him to stop. Now d man his angry with me and he is going about telling people that i am not a good child. Should i tell everyone what he did? Hiding to watch ur wife or husband bath is it bad? Pls i need ur advice. Thanks.

I love this game but where is oba. I want to flock him

Lol, funny

Bro u v nothin to write.

Dat type of girl cn help u out during times of need.she z d one to enjoy d stuff but she even selfish wit herself

Wen d witches in ur village are following u,dis z always d result. He needs deliverance

Lol. Poisoning u neva die. Wat r u waiting 4.

Hahaha. Funny

U shud b use to 9ja. We dont like good tinx.

If money cannot buy happiness,
can you ever be truly happy with no
money?

Itz funny but it not supose to b in a frnt page.

No bro. Hair style z hair. Not written in d bible.

none z teaching biology

[color=#770077][/color]Officer: madam swimming is restricted in this particular lake.Lady: ok, but why didnt u tell me when i was removing my CLOTHES?.....Officer: removing clothes is not restricted at all [i]Officer: madam swimming is restricted in this particular lake.Lady: ok, but why didnt u tell me when i was removing my CLOTHES?.....Officer: removing clothes is not restricted at all [/i]Officer: madam swimming is restricted in this particular lake.Lady: ok, but why didnt u tell me when i was removing my CLOTHES?.....Officer: removing clothes is not restricted at all

Why Girls Live Longer Than Boys?....Scientific Studies Have Proved That...SHOPPINGNever Causes HEART ATTACKS, But,.PAYING The BILLS Does

That was how AKPOS pressed the bosom of a
Female
Journalist that had the Badge "PRESS" on her
chest
TEACHER:Can U see God?.. AKPOS :
No..TEACHER:Then tere
is no God.. AKPOS: Sir can U see ur
brain?..TEACHER: No..
AKPOS: So u have no Brain
In an English exam, an Essay asked 'What is
laziness'?..
Akpos left 6 pages blank & wrote in the end –
THIS IS
LAZINESS
DOC AKPOS: U look terribly exhausted, re u
having meals 3
times a day as I advised?.. EKAETTE: Doctor, I
thot u said 3
males a day
DOC: Do u do enough exercise?.. AKPOS: yes, I
play Futball
& Tennis daily.. DOC: Ow long do u play?..
AKPOS: Until my
Phone Bat3 empties
OCHUKO: Akpos why is ur password
'ajascoalincojamespepeye'?.. AKPOS: They said
it has to be
up to4 characters
PAPA AKPOS: U know, our Son got his brain
from me..
MAMA AKPOS: Ithink he did , I still got mine with
me
OCHUKO: 2day's my GF's bday, watGift can I
give her?..
AKPOS: Ow does she look?.. OCHUKO: Gorgeous
& s*xy..
AKPOS: Give her my number

Boy: I am not rich like rohit, I don't even have a bid car like rohit. But I really love you! Girl: I love you too, but tell me more about rohit.

[color=#550000][/color][i][/i]Boy: Where Are You Going? Girl: For Suicide.. Boy: Then, Why Soo Much Make-Up? Girl: You Idiot..!! Tomorrow My Photo Will Come In Newspaper....XD[b]Boy: Where Are You Going? Girl: For Suicide.. Boy: Then, Why Soo Much Make-Up? Girl: You Idiot..!! Tomorrow My Photo Will Come In Newspaper....XD[/b]Boy: Where Are You Going? Girl: For Suicide.. Boy: Then, Why Soo Much Make-Up? Girl: You Idiot..!! Tomorrow My Photo Will Come In Newspaper....XD