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Romance / Re: 10 Reasons Why Guys Often Say Ladies Have Nothing But S*x To Offer by lordtosan(m): 5:09pm On Sep 06, 2015
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Romance / Re: 10 Reasons Why Guys Often Say Ladies Have Nothing But S*x To Offer by lordtosan(m): 4:58pm On Sep 06, 2015
If you really want to know how much of an help-meet a woman can be, just keep her as friend without any intention of getting inbetween her legs. I'm enjoying one right now.

Stop seeing every skirt as sex-object. Only then can you see the good of a woman and why every man deserves one as help meet for him.

#Man was not created for sex but sex for the man.
Politics / Re: Where Appointments Come From Don't Matter - Prof Itse Sagay by lordtosan(m): 2:46pm On Sep 06, 2015
Another lawyer again thinking like a lay-man just like keyamo! And to think he is a SAN.

If where appointment comes from doesn't matter, what then is the purpose of federal character as entrenched in chapter two of our constitution which is the 'fons et origio' of our legal system that you, a professor of law is supposed to dance to the music and song which it beats and sings?

Prof sagay should be reminded that the reason where appointment comes from matters is because ours is a country made of divergent clannish ethnic groups who are little more than crabs in a bucket and to secure the unity of our nation and to give every ethnic group a sense of belonging, no institution should be composed in such a way that will have one ethnic group dominates it. Hence, government as an institution of the state of all institution shouldn't and never should be dominated by persons from one ethnic group thereby relegating the almost 249 other ethnic groups to the background. And the opposite is what Buhari is doing appointing people chiefly from the north!

Prof. said the igbo should rather be asking what blue-print does the government has to develop the east. Should this old prof. be reminded that Buhari doesn't even have a blue-print to develop Aso-rock let alone the east. We keep hearing is "i will secure the future of the youth", "i will fulfill my promised during campaign" etc. How does Buhari hope to achieve that is left to be seen. No blue-print whatsoever. The only blue-print he has is 'BODY LANGUAGE".

Prof. You should be demoted from SAN (senior advocate of nigeria) to JAN(Junior advocate of Nigeria)
Religion / Re: Why Do Christian Students Consider Exam Malpractice As A Big Sin? by lordtosan(m): 2:31pm On Sep 06, 2015
Let us hear the summary of the O.P's sentiment -
"All have sin and fall short of the glory of God; Don't Judge anyone when you have no idea what it feels being them"
Politics / Re: Why “wailing Wailers" Is A Wrong Phrase! by lordtosan(m): 9:38am On Sep 06, 2015
That's what happens when the president of a nation that has many educated person is being ruled by an illiterate, cow-rearing president. And to think the i.diots who are APC supporters here didn't stop to question the absurdity of that phrase.

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Politics / Re: General Mohammadu Buhari Spotted In Daura Immunizing Children by lordtosan(m): 9:29am On Sep 06, 2015
Of course, it should be in Daura. Afterall, is the tribal cum religious bigot not the president of the North?
Romance / Re: 41 Dirty Questions To Ask A Girl by lordtosan(m): 9:16am On Sep 06, 2015
delishpot:



LOL. See your life?
my broda! I dey look my life for mirror already. Chai! The painful part be say the babe don dey reason me before this post push me go spoil my blues..

Make nobody hold or beg me when i dey beat the OP o else the person go collect!
Politics / Re: breaking: Heavy Jubilation In PH Over Appeal Court Ruling In Rivers State by lordtosan(m): 8:32pm On Sep 05, 2015
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Romance / Re: She Is 45 Years Nd Still Single by lordtosan(m): 8:20pm On Sep 05, 2015
She was destined to be a reverend sister but she didn't answer to the call.
Romance / Re: 41 Dirty Questions To Ask A Girl by lordtosan(m): 8:16pm On Sep 05, 2015
Just asked one of my deeper-life friend on whatsapp who i have been trying to woo and she deleted me. OP, eh! If i catch u, u go chop slap.

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Romance / Re: My Unforgettable Experience With A (Chelsea Fan) Skye Bank Cashier. by lordtosan(m): 3:27pm On Sep 05, 2015
Sharp212:
Gay Kwa, le godi this manchi, onye'a owu di onye ebo le, gbafuo from here, kitikpa racha Kwa gi anya there.
Getting attention onye ara. Enyia Park Kwa ofuma o.
Ike mma gi ne chichi. Ewu! Ka kitikpa racha mpa gi anya there! You are one of the problems of the igbo not just the Nigerian Government. I gallant here for you. I will keep bringing you out and taking you to the cleaners in any language you employ to seek solace. Oya, use yoruba i.diot!
Maybe, you should be reminded you said you have more pressing issue to worry about. I guess my mention is.
Romance / Re: My Unforgettable Experience With A (Chelsea Fan) Skye Bank Cashier. by lordtosan(m): 2:37pm On Sep 05, 2015
Sharp212:
like I said bro, av gat more pressing issues to worry about; I don't know y you are finding it so difficult to comprehend that, Mr professor.
if there is anybody who doesn't comprehend what you are saying, it's you who keep saying "i have more pressing issue to worry about" yet keep punching your keyboard replying my every post and trying to get my attention. Please, i'm not gay. I can't satisfy your sexual needs. Get off my mention.
Romance / Re: 18 Signs You're With The Woman You Should Marry by lordtosan(m): 2:29pm On Sep 05, 2015
So, you mean say that my babe wey i love like money no be my wife because no dey care abt that my friend wey like f.uck pass tuface?
Romance / Re: My Unforgettable Experience With A (Chelsea Fan) Skye Bank Cashier. by lordtosan(m): 2:13pm On Sep 05, 2015
Sharp212:
Thank you sir, but I never said u didn't get it right, guy this forum is not like Iran vs Iraq war ground so stop being unnecessary mean, I can't stoop so low to the extent of exchanging words with you over a language that has a possibility of someone in nursery school speaking it more fluently than a university graduate, av gat more pressing issues to worry about bro.
ok stranger. you can now give the phone back to sharp212 to continue with his pidgin 'cause i know he can't write in english and had to beg you to help him reply me.
Romance / Re: My Unforgettable Experience With A (Chelsea Fan) Skye Bank Cashier. by lordtosan(m): 1:06pm On Sep 05, 2015
Sharp212:
So for your mind nau u don blow the correct grammar
I no expect you to appreciate english. Even pidgin hard for you.
Romance / Re: What Is The Right Age To Start Dating by lordtosan(m): 12:30pm On Sep 05, 2015
There is no specific age for dating. You are only ripe to date if you are emotionally, finacially and otherwise ready to handle the attendant's problems of going into a relationship. Not just when one is ready to f.uck, enjoy the 2 minutes sweating, moaning pleasure and the creepy toys that come with it.
Politics / Re: Believe News From The Following Media Outfits At Your Own Peril by lordtosan(m): 12:14pm On Sep 05, 2015
MyMouth:

I am no female u bloody faggo.t! Chei! See what allowing men insert their peni.s into ur anus for cash has turned u into! U now see every male as female. Mr faggo.t, I advice u go for deliverance asap!!!
ok. i will go for deliverance if only your 'soft-yansh' father who has been my side-gay-partner will agree to go with me.
Romance / Re: My Unforgettable Experience With A (Chelsea Fan) Skye Bank Cashier. by lordtosan(m): 11:46am On Sep 05, 2015
sinaj:



lol olodo grin

na ur sista bwest dry lyk ur grandmama own undecided
chai! E pain her reach bone.
My late grandmum is not responsible for ur flat-chestedness. Your mum is. Did you expect to be busty when your mama breast be like slippers? No na. That's a breast impossible. Vent your anger at your mum please. The old whor.e is the culprit. If your truck-pusher father had not married her, he would have saved the world of another flat-chested girl like you with breast that's the size of a lemon. Idio.t!
Politics / Re: Believe News From The Following Media Outfits At Your Own Peril by lordtosan(m): 9:24am On Sep 05, 2015
MyMouth:

Insulting someone's father shows that u have no father! And u claim to be a lady, I pity the man that would make the mistake of bring a slot like u home!
employing your own logic on you, calling a female like you a slot shows that you are also a slot whose puss.y is as wide as an oil well. And you claim to be a lady whose mantra is love. I pity the man who will make the mistake of bringing a whor.e like you home.

Your problem is and always has been that you love putting words together to impress but lack sense/depth.
Cc: happiness87
Romance / Re: The Reasons Why Some Married Women Cheat On Their Husband. by lordtosan(m): 4:59pm On Sep 04, 2015
Very Informative and helpful.
But i still think a woman who will cheat will cheat even if you satisfy and remedy all of the above just like a man who is inherently unfaithful will cheat even if he gets married to an angel.
Romance / Re: City Of Sex Where Men Have More Than Three Women by lordtosan(m): 1:52pm On Sep 04, 2015
I know my brothers from the christianity stock will say this is a sign of end times quoting this scripture - isaiah 4:1 "And in that day seven women shall take hold of one man, saying, We will eat our own bread, and wear our own apparel: only let us be called by thy name, to take away our reproach".

make i quicky go find that my chinese visa.

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Romance / Re: My Unforgettable Experience With A (Chelsea Fan) Skye Bank Cashier. by lordtosan(m): 11:58am On Sep 04, 2015
prettythicksme:
cheesy cheesy see as dis person carry my matter for head!buhahahahahaha!bye boy!!!
just as i thought you will resort to 'pidgin' and 'smiley' to cover up for your inability to construct proper english sentence.

Since, it appears you understand 'pidgin' better, maybe i should correct you with 'pidgin'.
"mumu, no be ''i will have show you'' as u almost kpai english for here. Na "i would have shown you" bring your shoulder down, chop ur pride and learn eh"

and to think one sex-starved i.diot said he is trailing you and making you feel desired, puts the saying into perspective that "when a girl is a numbskull, it is her puss.y that suffers"
Romance / Re: My Unforgettable Experience With A (Chelsea Fan) Skye Bank Cashier. by lordtosan(m): 11:40am On Sep 04, 2015
prettythicksme:
Come here dude undecided has ur brain gone sour? leave my parent out of this! modafucker!!i dont have time for shits dig dat!!
it is na wa. Do brain get sour? Blood of saul! Were you taught 'register' at all that is if you know what that means? With such grammar as you proudly and fearlessly keep churning out, your academic certificates should be an apology to the schools you attended.

If you want me to leave your parents out of this, make them proud by learning proper grammar.

You don't have time for this 'shiit' and you are punching your keypads replying my every post about the shiit. Oghene! You dey think at all before you type or you just like to dey appear st.upid?
Romance / Re: My Unforgettable Experience With A (Chelsea Fan) Skye Bank Cashier. by lordtosan(m): 11:18am On Sep 04, 2015
prettythicksme:
Stfu!!what is wrong with dis one?
what is wrong with me was what was wrong with your father when he banged your mother on the highway which led to an accident that is your birth. Learn to humble yourself and take correction. Numbskull, I repeat it is not "i will have show you.." as you ignorantly wrote. It contrarily should be "i would have shown you". Now, fool can you shut up and pick up an english book or a dictionary?

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Romance / Re: My Unforgettable Experience With A (Chelsea Fan) Skye Bank Cashier. by lordtosan(m): 10:54am On Sep 04, 2015
prettythicksme:
What is dis one saying? cheesy come teach me grammar nau,oversabi!! undecided gerrara here mehnn,shiit!!
you mean you couldn't understand what i just wrote? Your case is worst than i thought. Not only do you need english tutorials, you need comprehension lessons. My bad. I didn't take note.

now, i see why you have obstinately refused to go to naija boiy for english tutorials after my many pieces of advice. Pride. Pride all over you.
Romance / Re: My Unforgettable Experience With A (Chelsea Fan) Skye Bank Cashier. by lordtosan(m): 9:47am On Sep 04, 2015
prettythicksme:
Thank God u typed dat last paragraph cheesy i will have show u pepper!
before u show am pepper, season your grammar eh. It's not 'i will have show'. It is 'i would have shown'. I don tell u and d OP to go meet naijaboiy wey dey always bite him lips for him profile pics to teach una correct grammar but pride no wan let una go. Eh?
Travel / Re: Driver,11 Passengers Dead As Young Shall Grow Bus Crashes Into A Truck(pics) by lordtosan(m): 9:32am On Sep 04, 2015
stinggy:

I celebrate you brah. More of Gods' protection on you
and those who were in the bus were not God's childern who deserved equal protection?

RIP to the dead. Bad that the young in bus didn't grow old as the name of bus.

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