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Celebrities / Re: Chika Ike And Peter Okoye Pictured Together by lordtosan(m): 8:27am On Jan 23, 2017
Uncle Peter, the music teasha. Chika, the music students. shey studio no dey for lesson. It iz peters house when his wife went to the market that u people choose to use. Issorite. Well, Its none of my business. (continue reading my newspaper)

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Education / Re: “i Don’t Support Lovers Relationship On Campus" Delsu best graduating student by lordtosan(m): 7:46am On Jan 16, 2017
Dc4life:
Oga parkwell undecided I was in a relationship from my first year in Uni till I graduated yet I never had any F and still came out with a resounding 2:1
Maybe u would have had a first class if u never dated.

First class/best graduating student is not the same thing with a resounding 2.1.

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Nwakali And Chukwueze With Arsene Wenger & Nwankwo (Photos) by lordtosan(m): 7:14pm On Jan 30, 2016
Saheed9:
your face looks handsome to be this abusive
that's why you must not marry for beauty. moral lesson. so run along boy. chores awaits you !
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Nwakali And Chukwueze With Arsene Wenger & Nwankwo (Photos) by lordtosan(m): 7:12pm On Jan 30, 2016
Saheed9:
your face looks handsome to be this abusive
that's why you must not marry for beauty. moral lesson. so run along boy. chores awaits you.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Nwakali And Chukwueze With Arsene Wenger & Nwankwo (Photos) by lordtosan(m): 4:46pm On Jan 30, 2016
Saheed9:
smh
jot down my sobriquet and avoid me Ok. now run along boy and go finish up with your chore else mummy won't give you dinner.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Nwakali And Chukwueze With Arsene Wenger & Nwankwo (Photos) by lordtosan(m): 4:42pm On Jan 30, 2016
49cents:


little brats eating mama thank you.....gerrahear and never come on my mentions,
lol. accept you are a big fool and I won't mention you again. Big fool!

a little advice : never insult people to make your point if you are not ready to take insult. Now go along and report me to your wife who has been beating and feeding you since you became jobless.

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Nwakali And Chukwueze With Arsene Wenger & Nwankwo (Photos) by lordtosan(m): 4:11pm On Jan 30, 2016
49cents:


Your hero, should have carried out a probe on their ages before rewarding them.


Little boy the bile in your system is above your age

Now run along to romance sectiom, where your likes abound
your wh.ore of a mother would have spared us the energy of having to deal with another grown up idiot if only she had asked your illiterate father to use a condom on her. Run away big idiot and go ask your mother how it felt like sucking my Dick after your father couldn't satisfy her. it was at the romance section I found your mum where her likes are found.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Nwakali And Chukwueze With Arsene Wenger & Nwankwo (Photos) by lordtosan(m): 3:48pm On Jan 30, 2016
Saheed9:
stop hating and appreciate this talented young lads. We all know they aren't 17, so why asking
if those men are young talents, there is hope for your mother to horn her talents your father killed when he impregnated her when she was only 16.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Nwakali And Chukwueze With Arsene Wenger & Nwankwo (Photos) by lordtosan(m): 3:43pm On Jan 30, 2016
49cents:


Surprised you didn't call them IPOB youths....

Bad belle is allowed
fool stop ranting! This isn't about tribe. You and I know those men are uncles who are cheats. is this how you intend to run your new country? defending wrong because they are from your tribe? are you not worst than those you call animals living in the zoo?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Nwakali And Chukwueze With Arsene Wenger & Nwankwo (Photos) by lordtosan(m): 1:24pm On Jan 30, 2016
and these old men are 17.

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Education / Re: MUSTE 2014/2015 Scholarship Shortlist by lordtosan(m): 1:01am On Oct 15, 2015
Omasworld1:
@Joshbenji you are advice to go register for ur NIMC card immediately. You will get the card the same day you register. In order for them to attend to you on time kindly go online to NIMC site and register online first and take the print out to their office closest to you, they will attend to you on time. You can use that in place of driver licence and international passport. I hope this help. Thank you
i'm applying 4 d first time sir. I'm in 200L. how can i get my academic report? My school is on holz. Can't I apply without it?
Education / Re: MUSTE 2014/2015 Scholarship Shortlist by lordtosan(m): 1:54pm On Oct 12, 2015
lckintl:
pls add me ..I'm a beneficiary 08060073664
how were you able to get your academic report. My school is currently on holiday.

Cc Omasword1
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Chelsea Doctor Quits After Mourinho Dispute! by lordtosan(m): 1:11am On Sep 24, 2015
Misscelineous:
lol


*shakes my bum bum as i walk out of this thread*.
can't believe this! you mean you got two likes and shares for just shaking your bum bum as you walk away? I must try it o. Maybe i might get likes too.

*shakes dry manly bum bum as i walk out of this thread*

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Romance / Re: Guys, How To Get A Girl Hot And Wet By Sitting Next To Her… by lordtosan(m): 7:58am On Sep 12, 2015
E neva tey wey i apply am o. I do step 1, 2, 3. She jst sit close to me dey feel the boy. I begin feel like ice-prince wey sing 'feeling the boy'. Na once, I use my palm take touch her palm. She ask my why i dey touch her palm. I tell her say i dey study palm for school. Before she go even talk anything, na I whisper into her ear small small like person wey wan die. She just look me. For inside my mind, i dey throw backy say i don hammer! As i wan do d next step na she hold my hand, turn look me and tell me
"step 6. Reach out from across her".
Blood of nicodemus! Fear grip me like pikin wey don fuc.k up and him mama show wit cane for her hand. I ask her how she take know my next move. She say she be nairalander, say her handle na standd. Na so i begin look her with sorry eye til she walka comot.

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Romance / Re: Crying Couple: Bride And Groom Shed Tears While Exchanging Wedding Vows by lordtosan(m): 1:54pm On Sep 11, 2015
lonelydora:

Okay. Calling Sandra on phone ASAP.
lol.

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Romance / Re: Crying Couple: Bride And Groom Shed Tears While Exchanging Wedding Vows by lordtosan(m): 1:54pm On Sep 11, 2015
lonelydora:

Okay. Calling Sandra on phone ASAP.
lol.
Romance / Re: Crying Couple: Bride And Groom Shed Tears While Exchanging Wedding Vows by lordtosan(m): 1:30pm On Sep 11, 2015
Bukiminaj:
u fine
lol. u were expected to get a clue from my pic. thanks anyways.
Romance / Re: Crying Couple: Bride And Groom Shed Tears While Exchanging Wedding Vows by lordtosan(m): 1:16pm On Sep 11, 2015
Bukiminaj:

pinshur of your smiling face or ;-)
by checking my profile pic you will get a clue.
Romance / Re: Crying Couple: Bride And Groom Shed Tears While Exchanging Wedding Vows by lordtosan(m): 1:07pm On Sep 11, 2015
lonelydora:


Which kind bad mouth you get? Are you married?
lol. i'm not married. you have a wife for me?
Politics / Re: Soldiers, Militants Clash Claims Three In Delta - PUNCH by lordtosan(m): 10:58am On Sep 11, 2015
biafra in the east. boko haram in the north. militants in the south. cultism in our universities. nigeria is in trouble!

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Politics / Re: Buhari's Cabinet: Shocker Awaits APC Godfathers by lordtosan(m): 10:50am On Sep 11, 2015
just as nigerians will be shocked
Politics / Re: Okorocha Leads Another 100-man Delegation To Turkey by lordtosan(m): 10:46am On Sep 11, 2015
this mad man of a governor needs beating.

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Romance / Re: Crying Couple: Bride And Groom Shed Tears While Exchanging Wedding Vows by lordtosan(m): 10:39am On Sep 11, 2015
JumiaQuickSales:


unromantic nigerian man!
romantic nigerian woman i gree. na u be Rose wey act Romeo and Juliet na.
Romance / Re: Crying Couple: Bride And Groom Shed Tears While Exchanging Wedding Vows by lordtosan(m): 10:36am On Sep 11, 2015
Bukiminaj:


So you mean a man's smiling face is another man's crying face
lol. my smiling face could be your frowning face. e dey happen like that sometimes.
Phones / Re: Mtn 5mb For 5 Naira Is Back by lordtosan(m): 12:09pm On Sep 10, 2015
Working. Thanks for selflessly sharing. So, how do one check balance.
Politics / Re: INEC Officer, Three Other Female Bodies Found In Room In Anambra by lordtosan(m): 7:18am On Sep 10, 2015
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Politics / Re: There Is Only One Thief In Nigeria And His Name Is Jonathan by lordtosan(m): 7:03am On Sep 10, 2015
There is only one proud id.iot on nairaland and his name is chukwrah, the OP.
Politics / Re: Drama As Power failure Disrupts Senate Probe On Power by lordtosan(m): 6:43am On Sep 10, 2015
The senate don't have steady power supply and they want to give us steady power supply. Are they super men? Hehehe. I forgot, buhari said i shouldn't laugh.

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