MissSlimbody:
This one go pass 5years wella.
After my Akamu and Beans experience in your hands.
It what you deserve

e neva reach like that na. U sef, u too like quarell pass fight. Abeg, Just leave am for the usual 5years of thinking. I go wait. Infact, waiting na my hobby.

Was prostitution illegal before? Last i check, our law-makers cum politicians are the most patronising customers of 'runs-babe' and know almost all the ashawo joints. So, much for illegality.

MissSlimbody:
I'll have to think about it

madam Tinker bell, you don start again. Na so you take 5years think before u give me that first chance. Wen i take style complain, u even say 5yrs too small. Now, you wan think again.

Sauce for this plate of lie else na you sleep with Gbenga's wife.

MissSlimbody:
I for consider you o. But you don use Akamu and Beans spoil your chance

i've learnt new romantic ideas, left my old native ways and now a changed man who is ready to spoil you with swanky outings. No more Akamu and beans again. If you give me just this last chance, you no regret am like the way people wey vote in buhari dey regret.

OP you no try. Wish you posted this when i was boring missSlimbody everyday taking her out to that akamu and beans joint close to Mizmycoli's house. Now she has left me for Myndd that big head boy in Diary section. Here is how that boy snatched my girl-friend:

Mynd44:
I love my GF but she does not exist

MissSlimbody:

I love my BF too, but he doesn't exist.


So, what do you think we should do

Mynd44:

Send me a PM lets get together

and she sent him a PM!

Mynd44 should be probed for enticement

When the head is sick surely the entire body will be out of sort. Same applies when a federal country made up of federating units is being governed by an illiterate nitwit whose only federal blue-print of governance is 'BODY LANGUAGE'.

I once wrote the below in response to Buhari's claim that he is fighting corruption to secure the future of the Nigerian youth -
"Oga shut up and get down to work! Which future of the youth are you securing by probing only your political foes leaving your corrupt cronies like Tinubu walking freely under your cloak of fighting corruption? Is it the youth of the east whose region you have failed to carry along in your government or the youth of south-south who you have not given any post in your gerontocratic government of the old?" and one i.diot, UrennaNkoli tried to defend buhari.

How can buhari claim he wants to secure the future of the Nigerian youth when no youth has been appointed in his government? Only an illiterate fool like buhari can make such claim.

I have come to the conclusion that not only is buhari running a northern government, he is also running a gerontocratic government which is government by the old. And to think it was some dim-witted youths who gave him the largest votes and not the old northerner appointees, makes it even more pathetic!

ardeks:
Eyah!!!!! Not ur fault that you're senseless and immature, it's definitely because it's a hereditary trait in your lineage. Baboon

i told your mother to abort you that you will turn out this way when she was pregnant, but your foolish mother wouldn't listen. See, how st.upid you have turned out after graduating. Nairaland now have to deal with another fool whose birth is a product of broken condom wore by a brick-layer father who kept pounding hard on your sex-maniac, HIV-ravaged mother. You are really representing your family. I'm not surprised

ardeks:
Now I know you are a kid.

Just as i know your father is my age-mate.

Buhari keeps witch-hunting those who didn't support him during his election in the name of fighting corruption as he has also side-lined the south-east simply because they exercised their constitutional rights to vote for their choice candidates.
Buhari should know, like Femi rightly pointed out, that as a national politician, if people reject you, if they are not convinced by you, you should want to know why. Then you build bridges and begin to cultivate friendship, making necessary amends where possible. You do not go out of your way to emphasize parochialism, reinforcing their original fears

With our slow Judicial system, hearing a total of 600 witnesses give evidence, get examined, cross-examined and re-examined will take eon till wike has served his tenure.
Well, let's sit back and enjoy this. This will make a good part two of the film ''300 spartans''. Let the war begin!

ardeks:
Bravo!!!!! But am so much disappointed in you with the answer you gave above. Why? Because, former president Jonathan only governed Nigeria for just six years and not the whole 16 years since 1999. Secondly, all these weren't achieved in his 100 days in office, majority of em came in his last year in office. Sir, have you forgotten one popular saying that says "you can't continue doing the same thing over and over again, and expect a different result"? Don't let the love of your party or your being loyal to GEJ cloud your sense of reasoning. Thanks. Am neither a Jonathanist nor am I a Buharist. I am a Nigerian.

i'm afraid, you have said nothing. Try twice as hard again. Nairaland awaits the day you make half a sense.

Lwkm. They look like they are being forced to marry against their will..
See the woman face like Buhari's face whenever he smiles.

ceejay4real:


U ar indeed a FOOOOOL FOREVER!!!!

your father and i took the oath together to be fools forever no wonder he married your s.tupid mother. If only your father had not called me a fool as you are doing now when i told him not to marry your s.tupid, asinine, fluffy-face mother he would have spared the world another big i.diot like you with an IQ the size of a kid after turning 38years without Job and who knows nothing but going about sheepishly following an illiterate old president.

salomycruz:
by its just a pity sir with this you mentioned how did it improve Nigeria as a whole...if 70% of the country had benefit from it am sure Johnathan wud still be the president of this grt country nd mind you he achieved all dis rubbish in the space of 6yrz(2yrz acting president+4yrz president) For heaven sake cut buhari some slack it's just 100days you are simply amg the pple waiting for miracle to happen just lyk that, never!!! you talking abt him appointing ministers so fast,you dnt expect him to appoint pple he knows not so much abt just like that to help rule this country cos I dnt know of what use is a minister in this country nd tinz wunt change(he wants the best) youth taking abt 5k per mnt am also interested in that but you dnt expect him to just start without acquiring the funds looters v stolen... he his not a merlin......I doubt if pple lyk you wud ever feel the change even wen its obvious cos its programmed in ur head already that nothing good can come out of this administration..... well I feel the change arnd me cos am positive....peace bro

just as it is programmed in your fatuous head that Jonathan didn't affect Nigeria positively even to an extent despite reading where i listed out his achievements.

So, Buhari should work with only people he knows so much from his region in a federal nation of divergent ethnic groups who have pool of competent technocrats? You are more st.upid than buhari!

Imagine the fool calling 6 times of raping a 14yearr girl only. Buhari should probe this ma!

And some, without finding why he opted out of the squad, were quick to descend on a guy who has practically played his heart out for a country that hardly take care of their footballers in the event of injury.

johnpalmer774:

Am not surprised because you are as clueless as your Master , If you haven't seeing any Changes i believe Millions of Nigerian have seeing , In my Area in Lagos Magodo we have never enjoyed 5hrs Light in day in the Last 4yrs to an extent that 5,000 naira Nepa Card used to Last for 4 to 5 months but everything has changed since the last 2 months to an extent that we can boost of 15hrs light in a day now so if that is the only change i can see within the last 3 months of this new Government am alright with it .

I understand your frustration you are among Nigerians who believed Government Works is like Miracle that will happen Overnight if not you will be calm and agree with the new Government that it changes will soon be coming out for all Nigerians to see.... I really do not expect the kind of Miracle you want withing 3 months , You want a Bridges or roads that your uncle Jona could not complete within 6yrs to be completed within 3months by the new Government ?? Another Achievement is that in the Lat 3 months we have not heard about any Government Official that Stole Billions or used Tax Payers money to Purchased bullet Proof Cars everybody have sit Tight because Stealing is now a Corruption.

with such grammatic blunders as pointed in the emboldened, i don't expect you to afford the luxury of good reasoning like every reasonable person but to reason like the illiterate old f.ool you call your president who knows nothing about governance than to tour the world like Beyonce and rule with body language as if he is dumb without any working plan for the country. If anyone is clueless, it should be your prostitute mother who when she was 13 allowed the illiterate buhari to f.uck her on the highway, an act which led to an accident like you.

Go to google and read up Jonathan's achievements. He achieved quite alot even though the country was war-torn by some mad dogs sponsored by your illiterate father buhari. Under Jonathan, Nigeria became African largest economy, Roads were constructed e.g the beautiful Benin-Ore road, schools were built for almajiris in the north something your northerner father didn't do when he was the military head of the state, PHCN was privatised which paved way for the light you are seeing now in your area which you foolishly accredited to buhari who has himself given credit to Jonathan on National TV, Jobs were created through 'youwin' intiative and the pressid scholarship gave alot of exceptional students the opportunity to pursue postgraduate degrees in foreign university etc.

Lazy Fool, thinking isn't much of a hardwork!

batstan:

Someday will surely swallow these words.
Nigeria shall be great again.
God bless Nigeria.

someday your eyes will be open to see the truth and you will take bite from those words.

redcliff:


Kids...smh

old man...smh

ardeks:
Only one question for you, sir. How better did those who did the opposite of what you wrote up there affect the status of this country? I will be very grateful if you can answer this question, sir.

sure enough the pleasure is mine. Those who did the opposite affected the status of the country. I will furnish you with some facts.

1). Under Jonathan's regime, Nigeria became African largest economy.

2) The moribund rail-way system was revamped and set running under Jonathan's regime

3) schools were established for the almajiri in the North a prickle past northern presidents didn't deem fit to fix.

4) Federal deplorable roads which were death-traps at best where constructed under the auspices of Jonathan. Benin-ore road comes to mind.

5) PHCN was privatised which saw a significant improvement in the spasmodic epileptic power supply we previously had, a feat which we still enjoy and even Buhari had admitted was the industry of Jonathan.

6) Jobs were created through 'youwin' initiative and exceptional graduates were given scholarship to pursue postgraduate degree through pressid scholarship scheme. My brother was a beneficiary.

7) The aviation sector improved greatly which recorded only one or two plane crash in Jonathan's entire tenure unlike previously where plane crash was the order of the day, sosoliso plane crash etc.

I can keep naming if you want. And to think Jonathan achieve this feats when the country was war-torn with boko haram distracting him, is really a wonder many of you care to notice. Jonathan was able to achieve these feats because he understood 'BODY LANGUAGE' leadership are for illiterates. Hence, he had a blue-print. Unlike the old illiterate buhari who is a specialist at slowness.

UrennaNkoli:

Illiterate you are saying the same thing.
Good bye.

mumu swallow your pride and learn. That's why you are still jobless and unmarried at 39 running from one church to the other and begging that your keke napep boyfriend who has been f.ucking you for free to marry you.

Blood of Judas! All this Nigerian bloggers wey get degree for fishery with their fake news report..

UrennaNkoli:

In what way has Mr president failed to carry the youths of the East along? Please get your facts right.

Idiot always read to comprehend and not read to comment. Here is what i said

lordtosan:
Oga shut up and get down to work! Which future of the youth are you securing by probing only your political foes leaving your corrupt cronies like Tinubu walking freely under your cloak of fighting corruption? Is it the youth of the east whose region you have failed to carry along in your government or the youth of south-south who you have not given given any post in your gerontocratic government of the old?

i said 'whose region' not 'the youth' as you purported! Yes Buhari has failed to carry the region of the youth of the south east along in his government! A president who can ignore their region for flimsy reason cannot, i repeat cannot secure the youth's future from that region.

Double post.

Oga shut up and get down to work! Which future of the youth are you securing by probing only your political foes leaving your corrupt cronies like Tinubu walking freely under your cloak of fighting corruption? Is it the youth of the east whose region you have failed to carry along in your government or the youth of south-south who you have not given any post in your gerontocratic government of the old?

refreshrate:


Are you minding the eediot?
Matter of fact he is both a fool and a mad man laced with idiocy.
Bombastic element.

i'm beginning to think he is both.

catchfun:
bro,bribe is corruptn now.Lol

how can ordinary bribing be corruption when Jonathan said stealing is not corruption? Shake body jor.

catchfun:
abeg modify ur post where u quoted me by removin my moniker,you made it luk like i made d comment

na you be the OP na. You made the post.
Lol. Oya, Bribe me with something.

greggng:



You re the stupid one. The manifesto of Apc never mentioned 100days. I ve read it several times. The 100 days came about as a political culture of which the president cannot abide by it if he choses not to. He never bridged the constitution
.Like I ve said in many fora, pdp has to wait for 4years if buhari didn't deliver, we nigerians will vote him out. That's the beauty of two party system. Same way it is in usa. The pull him down syndrome will not help at all

MUMU, are you more APC than keyamo who said this

catchfun:
Keyamo said although his party, the All Progressives Congress (APC), may have done so, Buhari personally did not make any 100-day promise.

. Is stupi.dity a hobby or you were born this way?