Smooyis:
Some of these guys should be drafted to the Super Eagles ASAP.

una don come again. Na so una take hype that short guy uzenyi abi na wetin be him name that year so tey we carry am go world cup and he no fit trap ball.

When u get money even if your hair-style be like that of Adams oshe baba of edo state, them girls go still come around.

Your hair-style only matters to a girl when u broke.

Smelling, pot-belly, fat pig shut up! Na so u take make mouth during presidential election say if GEJ lose gbege go happen for Nigeria. GEJ later lose and we no see u again.

We understand the struggle of wanting to be relevant in a country that doesn't give a hoot about a pig like you. We feel your struggle as we feel the struggle of LadyF and introvert staying up late into the night to be relevant on nairaland.
You can now go back to the 'cartoon station' you were watching. We haff taken notice of you.

You can't love without getting jealous. Even God who so love the world is a jealous God.

Nothing wrong in what he said. Bayelsa(ijaw) is a PDP state just as Lagos is an APC state. Unlike the APC Oba of lagos, he didn't threaten anybody will drown in the creek if they don't vote for PDP.

I can imagine the landlord going inside the shrine to demand for his rent

Landlord: (knocks at tenant's door trembling) is anybody in? i come in peace.

Tenant: (from within) take off your shoes and come in.

Landlord: (removes shoes trembling, opens door and goes in) okaramo, the eyes of the gods i greet you.

Tenant: you are welcome. To what do i owe this visit?

Landlord: (visibly trembling and sweating) erm, yo..your rent is du..due eyes of the gods. And i wa..i wa..was just wondering if you won't be angry to renew... I mean to stay in my house and dash me some money. I'm not demaning for rent o. I'm just begging...

e reach to carry the tenant go court.

Jollyjoy:
i dnt modify your post mr,you initially posted that before you later modify it....



It enough pls.

lol, really?
You must be really dull in real life. You didn't have to prove anything. I am the one alledging. so, the onus of proof lies on me to evidence that my post was modify. Now, can you prove i modify my post apart from just claiming? You see how much of an 'olodo' you are now?

Jollyjoy:
is that enough to hawl insult at me? Btw check the headline,he said eight things...who is the dullard here?

you! You don't have to modify my post to cover for your s.tupidity.

Jollyjoy:
And so?

olodo! Wait make he post finish before you run your finger. He said 8 things and has only posted one.

To the religious folks, of whose sin was this innocent baby boy born this way?

Welcome back Nigerian rock-star president from your tour. I think syria should be next. Then, we hit china to thrill them. Afterwhich, all road leads to Rio for some samba dance. You should take minaj along in your next tour for some booty dance.

You don't need to get down to steer the affairs of governance. You don't need a blue-print to run Nigeria. Your body language and your many 'i will soon' i shall' etc is enough.

justmenoni:
Bros, introvert nko u hear from her abi she sef dey graduate heute

she was suppose to graduate this year but she get extention.

babestella:


Spot on bro, but expect the apc e-rodents to give credit to a despotic dullard they have up there.

The project us nearing conclusion.

I also expect the dullard one to stop it for review, it's in his character.

they always do even when the dullard knows next to nothing about what he is being given credit for.

southniyikaye:
u are a big didinrin, sense dey hard u seriously. Who is gonna say it's Buhari? That project was started in way before Buhari even dreamt of aspiring for the presidency, it's only unreasonable person like u who will think that,. It's high time people like u start reasoning with brain and not anus

i will start thinking with brain when your sex-maniac whor.e of a mother start reasoning with her brain and not with her puss.y. Fool!

Blood of Abel! Do you realise abortion like prostitution is illegal and is an infraction of the law of the land? And to think you fearlessly open a thread for it. See yourself in court. Where that afro-lawyer wey dey always bite him lips? Naijaboiy show, your attention is needed here!

My hard d.ick

damyzino:


this pictures are not even real ...pls try not to comment when ever we talk of buhari

mumu! Read and think before you comment and letting everybody know your st.upid father made a mistake to not have used a condom when bleeping your ashawo mother which would have prevented a 'great fool' like you from being born.

Mogten:

You sound even more daft than you suppose they are. What t.wat of a detractor you are!

just as your flat-head vulcaniser of a father is even more daft than your foolish w.hore of a mother suppose he is and went ahead to give birth to an i.diot like you.

I dedicate this space to all those dreaming to make front page. The struggle is real especially with introvert and ladyF still alife.

Today is LadyF's matriculation ceremony into the University of joblessness. Please, show some love to one of our stupid nairalanders by clicking the like button.

elbinmanny:
Funded by local and foreign financial institutions, as well as private investors, to the tune of 200 billion Nigerian Naira, or just over $1 billion, the WTC Abuja will be the largest mixed-use development in West Africa.

The above persons funded it not buhari. Before some APC I.diots who are as dumb as their president start shouting -

'Chai Buhari!'.

Yes, if only the lady is cocolav or caracter or ujsizzle or standd. Not the likes of sinaj, ladyF, missterious, vivly and ireneony etc

OP, you be copycopy.

Lubbish! Your world ends when you die.

keyman0007:



hahahahahahahah, she will just die! we arent intimate oh, havent even kissed her before, tried onces and she turned away, so i guess that will be an in appropriate gift.

Something else?

just wanted to crack you up.

With 50k as your estimated budget you can get her either of the following if and only if she loves you as much as you love her:
1) A finely coloured gorgeous gown. It could be a dinner gown or something closely fabulous. You may well go for a fine black sparkling gown. Then, add a fine shoe, a good perfume and a birthday card to it. It shouldn't exceed 40k.

2). A fine android phone say tecno c8 or something more sophisticated couple with a birthday card.

3). A wrist watch, necklace and an ear-rings.

4). An artistic portrait of her and a birthday card

NOTE: If you have not given any of these to that lovely woman who gave birth to you on her birthday, then don't give any of that to any girl. Else, in the long-run you will realise witchcraft is real.

Buy her a big white pant like standd's.

If everybody think before they comment;
if everybody consider their role-models before airing their views;
if everybody think of themselves and love ones before they comment;
we will see a Nairaland that would no longer be fun;
we will see a nairaland where nobody enjoy comic relief;
we will see a nairaland where the genius of the likes of Funlord, nihilist, blackett who take the fools to the cleaners will be stifled

the truth is nairaland will be boring if everybody follow all that in your post. I mean how do you want people like ireneony, ladyF, introvert etc to be relevant?

Imagine for a moment nairaland with only the likes of Jarus, barcanister, Ujsizzle, caracter, Epaul, seun, standd who are always serious with their comments like say them dey house of assembly. Even these personalities need the likes of ireneony, introvert, fremanan, ladyF to laugh and get angry once in while.