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othuke7:
@ LOVE.4BUG, I'm not shying away from your interest. I jus want to show my appreciation. Pls can u send me your email address and your number. Promise 2 call u 2day.

mensahJ:
I never thought this type of a thing could ever happen to me but it did. I live with one of my relation and he'd been married for 10 years without a child. His wife has been pestering me for months wanting me to sleep with her to give her a baby since the husband could not give her one. He is impotent. I had been resisting her and praying about it. I told her that if they wanted I could donate my spermatozoa but the wife insisted on sex, according to her she wants natural things. I was dependent on them and could not survive on my own without their assistance. I finally gave in and started doing it. She now has three kids by me. My relation pretends he doesn't know about it all. I did it because i couldn't resist for ever and I finally came to fall in love with her. Is there anyone out there who experienced something similar? How many other stories out there are like mine?

The husband is HAPPY, the wife is HAPPY, but I'm not so sure what I feel.

MaMoyo:
I've encountered a situation similar to yours OP. In my case I agreed to see the guy again because I could not believe what had happened the first time. The second time was even worse. The moment I touched the little worm the guy exploded. After the second encounter I just told him I didn’t think we were compatible. I couldn't bring myself to tell him the truth and I figured that there is no way he didn't know he had a problem (the guy was 35). About a year later I heard he got married to a very religious girl whom I can guarantee did not participate in premarital relations. I feel sorry for the girl, but then again since she has never experienced it before she may think that's how men are supposed to perform in the sack

pappy4real:
anytime ure online u can hook me up on yahoo messanger my id is ogunbowaleomotoyosi@yahoo.com

steve49ja:
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why are you two yawning? are you bored? about wat? ohhh dis!!

ojesymsym:
@Poster, na u I blame for this mata, suppose u send her this mail when I put for here to am, u for non de ds wahala. Still send am o coz premier league, la liga and champions de come o and i non wan hear story again o.

Sweetheart, you know that there is nobody like you! My love for you is as solid as Mount Everest . You also know that I love football – abi

World Cup 2010 will start on June 11 and it’s very important that I send this memo in advance as notice that things may have to change

during this period. FIFA has already endorsed the memo. Please endeavour to read the sports section of all your favorite

newspapers so that you are adequately aware of the goings on regarding the World of Soccer. This will enable us have fruitful conversations

during the period and prevent any complaints of inadequate attention noting that conversations will be mainly about the "mundial"


During the World Cup, the TV becomes mine – every time I am at home. Please act as if the African Magic Channels do not exist during this period.


Please avoid passing in front of the TV during games. When matches are on, I may be blind, deaf and mute unless I require a

refill of my drink or need something to eat!


Please, please and please!! If you see me upset during or after any match DO NOT say "it’s only a game" because it is not. It is more than a game!


Feel free to sit with me to watch the games but reserve all discussions for half time and only when the advertisements /commercials are on.

Please note that action replays are as important as the main thing!

Finally please advise your friends and in fact our families NOT to arrange any gatherings that require my attendance as I WILL NOT GO O!!!!!!
It would be a good idea for you to keep at least 2 six packs of beers in the fridge at all times, as well as plenty of things to nibble on (excluding your body parts), and please do not make any funny faces to my friends when they come over to watch the games. In return, you will be allowed to use the TV between 12am and 6am, unless they replay a good game that I missed during the day.

- Please, please, please!! If you see me upset because we are losing, DO NOT say "get over it, it's only a game", or "don't worry, they'll win next time". If you say these things, you will only make me angrier and I will love you less. Remember, you will never ever know more about football than me and your so called "words of encouragement" will only lead to a break up or divorce.

- You are welcome to sit with me to watch one game and you can talk to me during half time but only when the commercials are on, and only if the half time score is pleasing me. In addition, please note I am saying "one" game; hence do not use the World Cup as a nice cheesy excuse to "spend time together".

- And finally, please save your expressions such as "Thank God the World Cup is only every 4 years". I am immune to these words, because before and after this comes the Champions League, Premier League, FA Cup, Spanish League, KPL, Grand Prix, Six Nations, hell, even WrestleMania, etc.

PS: By the way if you get stuck on the road call 999 or AA as only a nuclear bomb falling on the house will make me leave my seat in front of the TV during a match.

Thank you my darling for your cooperation and understanding.


I know you love me too!!!!!!


Your one and only sweetheart - It is a goal!!!

BUT ITS NOT MEANT FOR LAZY TWATS!!!


because ITS SOOOOOOOOO INTERESTING.

kehneah:
there's no guarantee but this feeling is on ethat has neva been felt before u knw,u'r r so sure as 1+1 being 2

othuke7:
@LUV.4BUG, I dont know how to say this, but u are such a wonderfull lady. I dont know how to say thank u. May d good Lord continue to give u the wisdom 2 counsel people like me.
Av a lovely and a wondefull weekend.

Cheers!

desthan:
Are you blind to see the guy was about to cheat with his girlfriend's friend, before he was caught. You know this sort of things usually occurs when guy quarrels with girl, then girlfriend's friend who has been showing interest comes in to broker peace deal, in-order words, playing the ''oh-don't-worry-i'll talk to her'', before you know it, they are on it. And to her, this is just cool, because she know that her friend was also cheating on the bobo self, so kini big deal,

Now the GF is smarter and sharper to have noticed, then dumps ring and his sorry azz for playing Mr gentle lover but inwardly a voracious cheater, now he's crying and trying to attract sympathy because he was beaten at his own game and you feel you have what it is to make him happy,

ok oh! go and try your luck, if he gives you a ring, be sure its a diamond. . . that way you won't loose both ways

@poster
Dude you can't win it all, you win some you lose some. . . . get a grip, get over it and get on with ya life

desthan:
@love.4bug

Forget. . . why on earth would you want to waste your application for that weak man. . . . abeg check out my picture on my profile .

I tell you my sister woman, and trust me when i say this, there will never be a dull moment with me

190:
is that u in the pic~

pappy4real:
@poster, i pity that guy so much cos i look @ your pics alone and my willy is rising uncontrollably even on my office seat, can u imagine that? and that guy sees the whole thang and can even fake an erection, wow, i feel 4 him.

Inked_Nerd:
Ummm hello, we're all human beings!!! We're genetically wired to do that sort of thing, so I don't see what the big deal is. As long he's not touching her or trying to make a move on her then there's nothing wrong with his actions. I wouldn't have freaked out like that

Kunbee:
Tee mama, when you finally die. Pls come back and write what you saw in the after life



Thanks

Remii:
@OP: What exactly is the problem with the man, Is it the the manhood is too small for your desire or he is impotent and may not be able to father a child?