₦airaland Forum

kpolli:
ask her when u wud test the goods your going to be purchasing, u cant just take a girl out on your honey moon when u havent done it yet

Another tester with SPIRITUAL CUNJI

hey! what is happening here?

Madukaele:
sori i dont know how to use yahoo chat. i have tried it but it doent really work, 08056025338 or gbachano@yahoo.com. dats mine.

odiaero:
Lol, ok beside my id u will see my yahoo messenger id as available, just click on it and follow the instructions

is this a hook up?

why will i want to chat with a dancing spider-man (profile pix)

@ poster
your profile pix is very ug. Meanwhile DID YOU BORROW THE COAT(SUIT)

hbabe:
She is AA and you are AA?
Don't head for the altar except you don't intend to have natural children together meaning you can adopt kids. Having AA kids is a nightmare that should be avoided if possible.

I must be DREAMING

@poster pls u are too small as a man to think of alter yet since you don't know things abt yourslfs yet (go back to secondary school and learn biology first)

@Odiaero pls what do you mean by that?

good luck to in which ever way choose.


But wait u dnt need to ask a lady out while i'm available, just wink and i will respond (just kidding)

hmmmmmmmmmm

i comment my reserve.

Where is Missy B i adore her

Yoighaman:
The poster never asked to be criticized; he asked for d much needed critique; other posters should desist from debasing his sincerity.

@ Poster: it is better to date/get married to someone that loves you more than you love her; it simplifies complexities that might arise when the whirl winds come blowing

let go of Miss A and don't be too comfortable with Miss B.

Education is both an enlightener and leveler; don't get a rude shock when she becomes highly educated

i advice you expand your coast by reaching out to other gals; you just might wonder what you have been smoking all along by sticking with both Miss A and B

Cheers bro

Another cheat couching another

ok

lol

@ he/she(poster) pls use candle on your she-thing or Bread on your he-thing to dis virgin yourself (laughing my heart out)

Best LOVE.4BUG & my darling MISSY B (like her alot)

duality:
it works very well. you just need to add more salt to the water. say 2 spoon full. and take it at least 10 times daily. that is say, every 2 hurs,its been working for others yours wont be an exception. take it daily for 2 weeks . and tthen come to n/l and testify i'll be waiting. ok?

SUICIDE!

Cheii this is very painful! pls seek your doctor's advice, i belive he can give you a package for AS and SS.

sorry o bro very sad indeed.

zap2:
Fellow NLers,
i heard recently that unwanted pregnancy can be stopped. No need of taking contraceptives or other dangerous means. I was told that a simple salt and water solution would be enough to prevent conception. To go abt it , after intimacy (without using protection) d girl puts a pinch of salt in a half cup of water, mixes it and then drinks it. that stops d spermatozoa frm getting to d eggs. how can this be? If this works, why do we still av unwanted pregnancies around the place?
pls is it true? I need opinions

Come, how old are you? pls under age kid's should stay out of NL and read their books. pls dnt practice this on your class mates

Rusty09:
Must u guys always reply with insults? I tire for una o!!

@Dokwesi, thanks for the advice. . .

Ok let me clarify something, i know this would haunt me for life even if i were to accept her back (not that im saying i would), so its not like im actually considering it; but the advice i was requesting was on this. . . . . Do i pay her back as in f*uc*k her up as well (is it worth it?) or just let her go?!!

This means there was no love b/w both of you( if not y will you think of such?)

WAT IF YOU PLAN TO Zap HER UP AND SHE ENDS UP Zap.ING YOU IN-B/W UP AND DOWN WAT WILL BE UR GAIN?

Abeg free her joooooooooo.

adaybola:
10x y'all for the advices and words of encouragement. Appr8 alot, u guys make me feel much better now.

you ve not visited here for some time now (2days may be)

190:
then if miss A went AWOL,
for the sake of respect,love,dignity u ought
to @lest give her that respect and dont go for another gurl
till u guyz shud have atleast broken up
now see the mess you have gat urself in2

Tellme24:
Atimes in life you find yourself in a situation you never bargained for. The period I met Miss B was when Miss A went on AWOL.

And if Miss B gos AWOL u look for Miss C?

odiaero:
men run 4 your life

meaning

harakiri:
Please tell them. I wonder why they don't have penalties for the patrons themselves. To enforce this ban, strict punishment should be meted out the customers. . .you'll be surprised with the number of governors,senators and rep members would be arrested in a fortnight.

I'd loved that

CarlosVent:
VIRGINS ARE D PEOPLE DAT SAID INSPITE OF ALL ODDS D SELF CONTROL CAN STIL EXIST.
DNT RUE OVER your LOST VIRGINITY BT ALOW GOD TO TAKE CONTROL OF U SO U WNT DO AGAIN TIL your MARIED OR HOOKED UP.

Once Touched is always touchable no going back!

hmmmmmmmmmm

Missy B:
If I were You, I'D dump him like he was some hot shite!!

First - You can be as good as [even better than] some single Ladies w/o kids [Yet].
There are more than a million men out there and it depends on Your value, You can get as many as You want .
If he treats You like this , now . . . .There's little or no possibility that he will change later.

Secondly - His Mother doesn't like You? That's already a red light, already.
I'm not sure You are ready to put Yourself and Your son through the wahala Your man's mother is ready to deliver.

Please and please, DO NOT tolerate too much from this woman and her son.
Throw away that sme-sme/quiet girl/ 'wife material' / softhearted attitude when dealing with her. . . .People who do not respect You, deserve no respect. Fire 4 fire!!!


What to do? Love Yourself and Your son- Important and number 1.
Strictly define certain rules to Your man [No time for yeye] and if he's treating You less than You deserve or desire, Walk out.
Maintain boundaries in how a guy treats you . . . a man will only treat You the way You ALLOW him treat You and Don't EVER make him feel he is more important than you are. . . even if he has more education or a better job.

I love you Missy B

Odunnu:
Lazy bone!!!
Google it and stop dstrbing us here.

Ha una been de quarrel?

190:
just wait a little
insults wud start flying soon
dont worry i would try my best in co-ordinating them

uwa muooooooooooo

190:
take the 2 of em,
why shud u be datin 2 ladies @ d same tyme in the 1st place

Classic!

:-x :-x :-x :-x :-x :-x :-x :-x

Gbemyte:
afrc queen am waitin 4 your advc

she's got none