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ModestGal:
don't be worried, it won't harm you, not like I have scientific evidence o,but things like that do happen to small children and it doesn't harm them.so stop being worried please and enjoy the rest of your dat

will it still remain in my belly

xstry:
thought it was still stuck in your throat.

i managed to swallow it

nNEOo:
Pls pack your insults towards someone who cares ok? good.


I was sleeping last night with my cousin sis that came visiting,
At around 10pm we were still awake I sleep late every night (work) so she didn't sleep as well till 1:30 she kept getting up to go and urinate past 2 when I decided to sleep
I lay on the bed trying to sleep, I turned my head toward the door only to see her feeding on my body, I shaked a bit n she flee
Hope she wasn't trying to strangle me while I slept. Am a bit confused right now any advice is OK


Insults should be directed towards the crime section thank u

Please i need advice... I was eating meat and mistakenly got a big bone stuck in my throat.... I gasped for help and neaely chocked to Death.
Lucky for me, the bone went down my throat.

Now am scared....
Will this bone harm me?


Should I be worried?
Please help

Yes, anyone?

see his beards...

Christmas goat!!!

Cutezt:
This should help you do it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9t1_ZbFTGog&itct=CA0QpDAYAiITCOrxvrOUgdECFYmyVQodrgQPvzIHcmVsYXRlZEjTyOOL8ruypXQ%3D&client=mv-google&hl=en&gl=NG

Please have you tired it and it worked? I see negative comment on the video and much dislikes... Thanks

DerrickM:
Hi, here is a channel that should help you - Photoshop Picture Editor

https://m.youtube.com/watch?_e_pi_=7%2CPAGE_ID10%2C2937655863

Please how do i install plugin/ extension in photoshop?

turl:
You heard the man, bring your issues forth and let's look into it together.

No logo requests or nothing o, strictly intended for people with PS issues.

Let it rip!

Please how do i install plugins on photoshop

seizethaBae:
Yipeeee!!! finally found my long lost twinee . I owe nobody any explanation too but i just wanna look a lil bit chubby. Namsayin'?.
See ehn,don't mind all ds people telling you; ''eat late,drink your food,add protein to your diet''e.t.c. Ko le werk! Some of us have high rate of metabolism hence if we like we shld eat like tomorrow no go come,it won't show!. U really need to see the rate at which i eat,i eat almost every 3,3 hours,and i eat all sorts. Infact,anytime am going to my sis place,i must call her ahead to overstock her kitchen. Yels,itz dat serious. I look perfectly healthy tho.

Just last week i went to a pharmacy store to get drugs for MP and i askd d pharmacist what i can use to look a lil bit chubby,he just started the usual sermon of 'babe,u look perfect,many pple are dying to be like you bla bla bla,nd i was like; wariz dis one saying

Finally,he recommended a tablet-Mosegor-pisotifen (a lil bit expensive) and another multivit capsule(u can buy anyone). I started four days ago & im looking fleshy already. or maybe am seeing d flesh with my imaginary eyes,donno sef . You can google Mosegor(will try nd upload a pix). Doesn't make me dizzy at all.

You are welcome.

nice, but i prefer natural things to drugs/ processed things

honeyjoyce:
Take Beans and custard with lots of milk like thrice a week,u will thank me later

wow... NIce one

Came newly to Owerri and I have been somehow lonely... Looking for a friend to hang out with for the main time (Ladies only! )

Send me PM
Note, am a bit shy

mira24:
Lol u re really slim

you fat pass me?

cnanu:
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Nice share bro...

From what you shared, i can see that calories are a major factor for weight gain...

Well, as it stands, i am on a diet of spaghetti, beans and plantain (cooked together) let's see how it goes

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deor03:
There is no mystery here, If your dad had married a Chinese or Caucasian , definitely he would have given birth to a mix child.

That won't be you...right ?

yea.... then it means i won't be born

deor03:
Scientifically...NO

Another person would have been born...not you as you are now

I thought as much... This whole thing is just a mystery to me

amazzinggrace:
I hate to put this in your head but you would be you. You would have a mission on earth that would complete the universe in the space and time that you exist. What you look like, the vessel that bore you, all are negligible as we aren't born for such small purposes. Its always bigger than that. A persons entire reason for existence could be to fertilize the earth. Who knows. Nature is a cycle that must me completed and you're just a pawn in its story

Good explanation... How i wish i am convinced with this

Juniorbuba:
u well? Beutiful? Death by drinkin poison? Go check ur brain mehn

Beauty is in the eyes of the beholder Respect the deceased!

I know you will be surprised by this. Yes, i need foods, or a meal plan to get a bit fat... I am not that skinny, but still i'am slim.. I need what to eat or timetable to get a bit fat...


Why am I doing this? Yes, i owe nobody any explanation for how i look or what i do, but common, there are a few exceptions
Yea, my parents are the only ones i owe an explanation to. I want to impress my parents, especially my day.. They have yabbed me so much, saying that i m too thin, they don't know where all the money i am making is going to

so i want to surprise them this December...
I actually don't stay with them at the moment, i stay on my own

Foodlanders, please help out

awww... such beauty! Teenagers at such age can do anything for love... it's so painful she left this way

amazzinggrace:
You would be born if you were meant to be.

explain more please. Will it be me as i currently am? Will there be changes from how i currently am? if there will be changes,what type of changes will it be. Thanks

Sometimes i just sit and wonder about some things, which to me are mysteries.
One of them is why i created this topic.

Sometimes it happens that a woman will have two men in her life with the choice of settling for one and get married to one. Finally she chooses one out of the two and they raise children together. Now the other suitor marries another lady and raises up a family with her.

A man marries a wife, and due to infidelity or some other circumstances, he impregnates another woman and she gives him a child or children, depending on the case.

Now my question is, if it happens that my dad married another woman, or vice versa, am i still the one to be born?

in the examples above, what is the probability that the children one family will be the same if the man or the woman marries the other suitor

I need explanations please.

4C2215131:
Given that she is still in high school, you may hold your peace with regards to really 'dating' her (though I admit there are 18-20 yr olds in high school sometimes, by the way you didn't let us in on her age). If she's 16 or less please stay away from her just so she can concentrate on her studies.

Though, you could let her determine by herself that you have amorous feelings for her. Most females are good at deciphering this irrespective of their age in fact, they thrive on it. This let's her know she's got a potential man in the wings and this knowledge informs her behaviour with regards to you and other potential suitors. This way she won't give you one of the most painful responses you can get from a female after she's taken and you tell her you loved her all this while, the statement? "But you didn't tell me now that you had this feelings for me. I thought we were just friends". This is one of the most painful things that can happen to a man, seeing someone you'd give the world for slipping through your arms because you were either too dense, pround, shy, naive or plain stupid to declare your intentions when it mattered.

The age thingy matters to you now only because she's still possibly a minor hence you think you're far too matured for her. What do I mean? When she is 15, you're 21, and you see her as your little 'pet' and God help you if you make sexual advances and get found out as the society will crucify you. Now fast forward to say 10 yrs later. She is now 25 and you're 31, can you marry her now? I'm sure you know the answer to that question. So, age shouldn't be a problem. I mean, there are couples with more than 10 yrs between them going on strong. Last time I checked, I heard someone say age aint nothing but a number (though I qualify this statement sometimes).

Thanks

KashyBaby:
Yes ...it's not worth to go back & forth for the sake of that little card...



Juz use it while it last..

Thanks, it is not my fault!

olihilistic:
you can lie for halfrica oo how did you complete the last digit of my contact?

I copied it from your shop!

KashyBaby:
Keep it...



Considered it as a special promo and early pre-christmas sale...

Really?

ULSHERLAN:
Please return it.

You are better off the person selling the card and moreso they hardly gain much on the cards.

I understand that they don't make gain. Had it been the place is trekable, I would have returned it. But I have to spend nothing less than 300, and I will lose for trying to be a good Nigerian

olihilistic:
have you forgotten my shop so soon?

Looool! I have sent it. Did you receive it?

PushPlay:
Yes, return it.

think of the distance. I will loose nothing less than 300 to transport myself back there