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Politics / Re: Why Can't Lagosians Do 'O To Gee' For Tinubu In Lagos? by LoveMachine(m): 10:16am On Feb 25, 2019
hisexcellency34:
Can u compare Kwara's IGR to that of Lagos?


It's a useless discussion.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y--5IlljO78
Politics / Re: Breaking News: IPOB Call Off Election Boycott As Federal Gov't Meet All Demands by LoveMachine(m): 12:55am On Feb 15, 2019
chemgee:
at this stage of human civilization, one man shouldn't dictate to an entire race and be sheepishly followed by adult humans without proper scrutiny and questioning... it's 2019 for crying out loud.

You know what bothers me the most? Of all our qualified Igbo Men throughout history this is the slowpoke that was chosen. I'm done arguing with with people. If they wanna queue behind this clown then they can all follow him off the bridge. I won't follow. Igbo enwe eze. I will stand alone if need be.
Politics / Re: 13th February : Let's Remember General Murtala Ramat Muhammad by LoveMachine(m): 6:54pm On Feb 13, 2019
May he reside in a the worst parts of the after life.
Politics / Re: Longest Bridge In Africa Opens In Zamfara By APC HOR Member by LoveMachine(m): 3:55pm On Jan 24, 2019
I truly hope this is fake news.
Politics / Re: Court Convicts Ex-INEC Official Of Benefiting From $115.01m Diezani Bribes by LoveMachine(m): 3:52pm On Jan 24, 2019
hisexcellency34:
Christian Nwosu why now? You just dey embarrass us for nothing

If we didn't share in the money we shall not share in the shame.
Politics / Re: See the man Nigerians should ask what happened to bank PHB not Atiku by LoveMachine(m): 2:07pm On Jan 19, 2019

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Politics / Re: Sorry State Of Ikeja Bus Terminal Months After It Was Commissioned By Buhari by LoveMachine(m): 11:09am On Jan 19, 2019
chuksville:
APC and Lack of maintenance is like this...

Maintenance money goes to re-election funds and Jagabandit. The people must suffer o!

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Politics / Re: Let's Talk Pan African-ism? What's The Identity Crisis With Africans? by LoveMachine(m): 2:03pm On Jan 18, 2019
Foreign religions are ruining Africa. FULL STOP!

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Politics / Re: Check Out The Faces Of Top Apc Members During Pmb's #ngthecandidates Appearance by LoveMachine(m): 8:15am On Jan 17, 2019
Embarrassment beyond measure

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Politics / Re: Buhari Challenges Citizens To Expose Corrupt Officials In Government by LoveMachine(m): 7:59am On Jan 17, 2019
bedspread:
David Bachir is a campaign leader
Gandollar
Akpabio is bustling upandan
Buratai
Oshimole
Bola Tinubu
Rotimi Ameachi
NHIS boss
NSA/ the security team(The 1 billion dollar released for Boko Fight has disappeared with no effects)
The Rice Scam headed by the Vice President
Your son in Law heading the Boundary Agency dishing out contracts without due

The corrupt practices by The Petroleum minister and /NNPC who claimed there was no subsidy! Product prices increases and yet the scam continues with no one held

Obanikoro


SEE FINISHING!

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Politics / Re: Buhari Finally Speaks On Videos Of Ganduje Collecting Dollars [video] by LoveMachine(m): 7:59am On Jan 17, 2019
We ain't gon make it...
Politics / Re: What An Ekpeye Woman Told Igbo Man Trying To Claim Them by LoveMachine(m): 2:11pm On Jan 10, 2019
OMANBALA1:


Exactly, these are trolls that should not be taken seriously. When you debate these ffools and slap them with facts they run and start insulting you and call you land grabber,oil thief etc because they are so shamelessly afraid to debate.

BINGO!
Politics / Re: What An Ekpeye Woman Told Igbo Man Trying To Claim Them by LoveMachine(m): 1:43pm On Jan 10, 2019
Asshurbanipal:

Please what is the meaning of akalaka in edo. Ezechime too. You see these are just igbo adventures in benin going home

Soon, they will come for Anioma. Then, Onitsha, Abariba and Awka. Finally, Orlu and Enugu. grin. Don't mind them. These topics are pointless. People enjoy spreading misinformation and then attracting attention their parents never gave them. Don't feed the trolls.
Culture / Re: What Ikwere People Told Igbo Man Claiming Them by LoveMachine(m): 1:31pm On Jan 10, 2019
Politics / Re: Why Crowds in Campain Rally do matter by LoveMachine(m): 9:57am On Dec 31, 2018
life2017:


You attend rallies when paid to promote a party you don't like . Do u know that pulling a crowd during campaign help politicians to easily justify inflated results? Rigging is done by vote buying and results inflation. When a party can pull a large crowd during rallies, it makes it easier for people to believe the inflated results is real.

And again, how many people do u think that can be bought to attend a rally and can't be bought to vote? What is the percentage of such people among those who can collect money to attend a rally? Most rented Crowd are poor woman and poor unemployed youths. By simple economics, majority of people in this class can be bought. Humans by nature are selfish. Self preservation is the number one priority of almost every human being. Even the rich can be bought. Just that buying the rich is expensive.

You are just deceiving your self. if you can be bought to attend a rally u can be bought to vote. The only thing u willl say that will make sense to me is that higher amount is needed to buy your vote compared to the amount to rent u as a crowd.

Even if you are absolutely correct in your position, among rented Crowd, those that are very resolute like you are extreme minority. The truth is that majority of those who can be bought as rented Crowd can be bought to vote. There may be few exceptions, but it doesn't change the fact that absolute majority of those who can be bought as rented Crowd can be bought to vote. QED

Well said.
Politics / Re: Infographics: Why Do So Many Scams Come From Nigeria by LoveMachine(m): 8:47am On Dec 31, 2018
alezzy13:
But I've always struggled to understand how people still fall for such gimmicks. Yet the video claims people are still being scammed to this day. Why?

Indeed the number of g-boys keep increasing

Americans are morons. They believe in get rich quick schemes. If you see the amount of money poor people spend on lottery tickets you would get your eyes checked. It's called a stupid tax by the wealthy because they know the odds are slim to none but you'll see poor people spend their last dollar on a lotto ticket with the hope of striking it big. Couple that with an inherit belief that Africans are "stupid" & "primitive" and you have the makings of a prime mark for swindling. As long as people believe it can be their "lucky day" for a free lunch Yahoo Boys will flourish.

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Politics / Re: 2019 FG Budget Breakdown for Layman By @mona_moxie by LoveMachine(m): 9:23pm On Dec 22, 2018
CHAI!
Politics / Re: Gov. Rochas Okorocha Breakdancing With Students At A Graduation Party by LoveMachine(m): 11:04pm On Dec 18, 2018
deboysben:
Display of Iberiberism at it peak

Lobotan!!

He is senseless!
Politics / Re: Lawmaker Applauds Gov. Udom For Establishing Ibom Airlines by LoveMachine(m): 11:03pm On Dec 18, 2018
Politics / Re: Tinubu: Why Lagos Must Not Slip From Him by LoveMachine(m): 10:05am On Dec 17, 2018
It's sad how some people will come and defend this thievery...
Politics / Re: Kofar Mata Flyover. Northern Nigeria Biggest Construction Project. Pix by LoveMachine(m): 5:27am On Dec 15, 2018
servercodes001:
Whaaaaaaaaaat??

A very beautiful opportunity for gandollar to refill his babanriga
If you know you know

grin

HAHAHAHAHA! I almost hit the report button for extreme cruelty! CHAI! grin
Politics / Re: Until Fuel Subsidy Is Removed, Fuel Crisis Remains Imminent – Kachikwu by LoveMachine(m): 6:56am On Dec 14, 2018
BabaOwen:
I hope this people won't try shit o, cause Nigeria will burn if this foolish and useless government feels they can increase the price of fuel without increasing peoples salaries by more than 100%... There shall be total anarchy.

We're not fools, you can't increase fuel price from 87 to 148 without anything to show for it.

If the people haven't revolted yet they never will. There is no straw that can break the back of Nigeria. Suffering and smiling until infinity and beyond.

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Politics / Re: Have You Ever Had Sex With A White Woman, If So Did She Like Your BBC? by LoveMachine(m): 3:20am On Dec 13, 2018
mhd5757:
Mseeeeew! What is even so special about them white women.

NOTHING! NOT A DAMN THANG! If she ain't black send her back.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=91gSrtSNdEU
Politics / Re: Is "Jubril Of Sudan" An Igbo Man? (photo) by LoveMachine(m): 2:48am On Dec 11, 2018
The politics section has been Comedy Central all day! PLEASE KEEP THEM COMING! grin

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Politics / Re: 2019 Election: Gov. Okorocha Warns Ohanaeze Ndigbo by LoveMachine(m): 11:04pm On Dec 10, 2018
Racoon:
So says the master of iberiberism himself who himself and his godson his wants to foist on Imolites are all failures already.

BINGO!
Politics / Re: Where Is Lagos State Lake Rice For This December? by LoveMachine(m): 10:28pm On Dec 10, 2018
ideynl1:


Are you sure they are not lined up in Amosun's cap?

grin i'm crying!

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Politics / Re: Osibanjo In Germany, He Appears Very Short In This Picture (pics) by LoveMachine(m): 10:20pm On Dec 10, 2018
Oshigun:
The real Osinbajo is at least 6 inches taller than that. That man is not Osinbajo. He is a clone from Togo called Ismaila Adebayor.

chai! I LOVE NAIRALAND!

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Politics / Re: Atiku Abubakar Meets With South-East And South-South Governors In Port Harcourt by LoveMachine(m): 9:50pm On Dec 10, 2018
docadams:
Hmmm
See them, SHEEP led by a fugitive shepherd, BANNED FROM GOD'S OWN COUNTRY, where weed is more valuable and celebrated than the wanted fugitive, Atiku:


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=erG5E-Db7ME

not 2 live crew! HAAAAA! Too funny mane!
Politics / Re: 2019: Why We ‘ll Give Over 50% Votes To Buhari In South East – Igbo Traders by LoveMachine(m): 9:49pm On Dec 10, 2018
BIAFRONIGERIAN:
Waiting for zombified Jubrilists to comment

I've been seeing that dog meme for months and everytime it makes me laugh! grin
Politics / Re: Okonjo Iweala Exposed - Veiled Attempt To Clean Up Her Image by LoveMachine(m): 2:38am On Dec 10, 2018
sheesh. see finishing.

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Politics / Re: South East Governors To Igbo Entrepreneurs: Return Your Investments Home. by LoveMachine(m): 2:00am On Dec 10, 2018
valentineuwakwe:
how will they return their investment home when you have not dare to ask the FG to repair the roads leading to the south east and the ones in this south east?what about upgrading the enugu airport to full international status? what about granting the long overdue onitsha river port, outta sea port, aba dry inland port or perhaps make Portharcourt, calabar, koko and on me seaport come alive again.....abeg make una go sit down

There you go being rational and making logical sense. These governors don't reason. All they do is steal and play on emotions.

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Politics / Re: India Begins Use Of Inland Waterways To Decongest Road, Rail Traffic by LoveMachine(m): 11:46am On Nov 06, 2018
Modi is always embarrassing PMB...

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