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if a sokoto born southerner cant contest for senate or any other position in sokoto then theres something wrong with a lebanese person ,


_{emeka went to his village in nigeria with his oyinbo friend, oyinbo got a chieftancy title emeka jsut dey for corner-and thats just for a 1 week holiday}

atleast we are allowed to let off steam arent we?

_{sista, don't you get tired of the black power stuff?} 

choonting SE15 massive abi na E13 massive

when you go all out on beyonce n co you dont say jack now they sayin it to your oh so gay actor

_{you folks outside london travel cos you're bored outta ya head
I know some people travel all the way from bristol to london just to get plantain meat and okra}

Bath is nice! not as congested and rowdy as london

have u got the receipt?

If the man was in a beautiful area not in Nigeria but some where in a foreign land, you would all be complaining that he has forgotten where he has come from and that he is doing to much in his attempt to disconnect, you guys would be calling him corrupt.


If his daughter had on a nicer more plush dress, you would all be saying that she only has a nice dress because her father is rich.

i was about to say the same thing

look at the graffiti on the wall

"BAD" lol farmer presido

bit of exaggeration but its mostly true and ofcourse "normal"

Even the obvious was debated and argued to no shameful end as the Nigerian passengers basked in an ugly spat of babarism.  Of particular interest was a gentleman whose bags were over the weight limit, arguing veraciously with the attendant that they were within the 70-pound limitation. When they were weighted again, the least weight was 92 pounds, 22 pounds over the limit. In a bid to embarass him, the attendant "announced" this information to our hearing.  Even his hand luggage weighed 32 pounds when the limit was 10 pounds. With overwhelming evidence that convinced everyone else, he continued to argue until security was called to haul him aside to allow others to check-in. I saw him in a corner with his suitcases trying to rearrange the contents after he lost the battle with the attendant. I was curious and went to sit next to him watching as he tried the impossible. In one of the suitcases, I saw what was tantamount to Wal-Mart - toaster, mouthwash, hotplates, stereo, radios, speakers, cloths, dry fish (from US to Nigeria? For what?), laundry soap, picture frames, cordless phones, etc. All these were in one suitcase leaving one to wonder what could be in the others – perhaps, his house and car?  

Nigerian Travelers at JFK Airport

toure is better than vidic
neville is better than hoyte

i know

funketobi:
not three stops from the station. But i do get bus 180. I aint tellin u, because am not givin my details lol.

your details? i know that already   your number starts with 079 ,  . . .  

na according to constantin- those are "tiny" countires

tiny countries on the raod to bigger things, hopefully we wont start begging them for visa soon

do i stay in abbey wood? *taps nose*  

not far from mcleod road at the other side of the track by the new houses where costcutters is  

whitelexi *hehe* when u see some ugly dude smiling at you then u know whats up

hmm one of you goes towards the post office and the other pass by felixstone road/street

funke if your house is very close to the station ive seen you for sho!!!

whitelexi, do you do I.T?

if you live anywhere close to the station ive seen you!

medium height, a bit stocky,carrying briefcase

he he ive seen funke n whitelexi at abbeywood station  

lol he looks like the dude is just coming from a LovePeddler house look at how he wore his shades
they must have rushed him!

are u qualified to run for senate in lagos state?

She'll probably have to open an account with UBA to use that service right? and im sure they only have 1 or 2 representative banks in UK probably in london

If she uses this egold stuff ;will they pay it directly into staff's account in nigeria or they'll still have to contact the buyer-change the money?

all these banks advertising several online benefits and they don't even do anything  Autopay

money transfer is still the most cost effective-checkpoint, but you still have to do the leg work

who told you chelsea will score 3 goals against liverpool, just because we did it several time if i may add don't mean you'll do the same. just keep wearing you washed out blue jeans aye! 

hmm i see you're praying we beat man u so you can move closer to the title, awooooof!! 

The media in nigeria are owned by govt officials didnt you know?

if they are owned by private individuals later on they'll sell out like usual become pally with politicians for juciy contract and then bam! those twisted stories

Born September 25, 1961 in Nigeria, Abbas attended BirninKudu Central Primary School, 1967-1972; Government Secondary School, (Now Government College) BirninKudu 1972-1977; Kaduna Polytechnic 1977-1980; Kaduna Polytechnic 1980-1982 (HND). He eventually went for his NYSC programme in Calabar, Cross River State in 1982/1983. He also holds computer certificate of the Abubakar Tafawa Balewa University, Bauchi.

I wonder if anyone can check up on these certificates and his NYSC programme. hmm

haaaaaa he looks like a drag queen at mardi gras from that pic! look at that jaw what da heck does he think he's doing- trying to look sexy?

brand new, how much you wan pay ?

kai who put that pic up lmao you bad o, see all that powder on the batty boy

LadyT:
They are all crooks! I can't see him ever being President who gave him that false hope? That wife of His Titi Atiku will spend all our money on bleaching creams!

lmao, hmm no wonder most First ladies are "yellow"

I think he's just trying to slow things down as much as possible, the old guy will son reqach an agreement, he'll forfeit presidency race for immunity after elections

which one is the obodo remix? is it the same one with klint de drunk
Can someone please upload it here? the remix

mukina2:
loverbwoy's right and she's an actress not an actor

genny posed . jackie didnt see where the difference lies

yes, an actor=actress na they same thing!

ehe i don dey talk am dat fat boy na chi chi

can we have more pictures please

in that pic Jackie is not posing for the camera it looks natural, but seems genny is posing for the pic

is Jackie an actor?

I remember what bolaoni was saying before the game at old trafford last year

rikkyjen:
Personally, have always insisted that thrashing Arsenal on the 21st is not an option or obligation, Its a RIGHT. Lets take a look at this, if Arsenal wins this game, it still does not lift their title hopes and if they loose they will still get a champs league spot at all cost for sure. United are flying high, we need to crush all 'em oppositions because the title is already in our sight just waiting for us to grasp.

Arsenal would try to be a spoiler, but if there is something i know, i know that 'em United boyz are full of revenge.We are going to burst Y'all bubbles. I def don't expect, Arsenal suppourters conceeding defeat just like that.Its all mind games they trying to play, but no yawa, we will not only defeat arsenal but demoralize, dehumanise and desecrate the emirates!

you had the chance to do the same last time around at your backyard,i wonder what happened, then arsenal have been bottom of the table

it's a myth to be honest!

"oh go to the bank with your business plan and if its good they'll buy into it" yea right
"the govt approved XXmillions for sme this and that" yes they did but you'll never find it, esp if you a don't know anybody up there

Loans and funding in nigeria are not for starters or hungry people! they are for already established businesses or conected people! Even NGOs in nigeria source for "funds" from foreign organisations


you best bet is to approach individuals