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RomanceTrue life Experience Of A Nairalander With Big Dick by Lovethaa(op):
I was naturally blessed with a big
, when I was younger I was always ashamed of it because in class it is always obvious in my trouser, and when I go swimming my friends will laugh at me and girls will scream EWwwwww like I'm a piece of shit , I will always cry home. This made me to start wearing 3 boxers just to hide that monster ...I got the nickname Jon bull my name is John but bull is the name my friends gave my big cock

When I got to ss1 however my life changed ,it was Christmas and my parents took me and my siblings to his Friends house , on getting there I met with his children 3 ladies and one guy they also have an hausa housemaid .

This housemaid Got standing boobs and big ass and I was attracted to her sexually.. whenever she is bathing I would go to the bathroom and spy on her
One day when we are alone at home I took my chances with her ,she allowed me maybe because she has been sex starved ,we were cuddling when she put her hands in my trouser trying to find my cock ,I tried to stop her because I was scared she might hate me if she see my jonbull..but she forced her hand in and brought it out ,when she felt it with her hands and saw how big it feels ,she then push me so that she can look at it properly,

And then she just changed suddenly turning into a sex crazed animal.,,as if on drugs and kept kissing me holding my cock and trying to place it in her vagina,I tried to cuddle but she was more interested in that cock going inside her ,I finally obeyed her and placed it inside it was very difficult to go in but I pushed slowly and after some time it was going in smoothly and by this time this hausa babe was already screaming and holding me tight ,I wanted to stop the sex because I was scared but she hold me refusing to let me go and was grinding me by herself..

The sex kept going on and on and she kept shouting And crying and looking at me lustfully and I too was enjoying this woman ,not knowing that the eldest daughter has entered the house,she heard the noise rushed inside and forced the door open .

I was scared and I jumped up ,only to face her Stark naked with mr jonbull looking strong as ever ,she was shocked to see me having sex with the maid obviously but was more shocked to see Mr jonbull size ..
She shouted on the maid and threaten to sack her which we all beg ,she then send her out of the room .when we are alone she then told me I should be ashamed of myself and I begged her that I'm sorry ,she told me to shut up my mouth which I did ..she then ask me with anger why my cock is still standing or I want to sleep with her too ,I told her that it's not and that this is its natural size ,she told me to come nearer which I did and she placed her hand on jonbull and saw that it was soft ..but i'mmediately jonbull felt a soft female hand around it ,it began to swell up fast .

Mr jonbull grew up bigger than it normal size and was looking monstrous but this aunty refused to let it go, she started rubbing it with her hands and asking me if I'm not ashamed of myself to be better for her .. I told her I'm sorry .

She rubbed it once more and told me to go and dress up , and come and see her . After dressing up I went to her and she told me that as from henceforth I would be following her to her shop during the day so that I don't impregnate the housemaid , and she also promised me she won't tell anyone if I promise not to do that again which I promised . I was happy.
The next day she took me to her shop and I help her selling , but on the third day after we closed shop this aunty suddenly took me to an hotel , she packed and told me to follow her ,, we got into the hotel she booked a room and led me upstairs while I was in she told me to wait for her , she then went into the bathroom and came out naked .
(This aunty is married and I know her husband very nice man)..
I was shocked, she told me not to be surprised and told me to UnCloth, which I did . I'mmediately I pull down my boxers , she grabbed Mr jonbull and started sucking it . It felt like a dream, she then pushed me on the bed and climb me , even though this woman is married with 3 children, her vagina was sill small for jonbull. After rubbing and rubbing , it finally entered fully and I have this woman 30 minutes of hard sex romp.. she was screaming and shouting just like the hausa maid , I kept wondering why the shout but I later find out that women only shout when they reach extreme hight of pleasure
We were still going hard when suddenly there was a knock on the hotel door, aunty was scared ,she then waited to be sure if it's her door ,she heard the knock again .
She picked the landline gast and called the reception to know who is at the door and the lady told her that a man claiming to be her husband iis the one knocking and that the man told her that she is aware he is coming,my aunty was scared ,she i'mmediately told me too ..

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RomanceThe Craziest Thing A Lady Did For Me ( True Shocking Story) by Lovethaa(op):
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RomanceIf You Are Reading This It's Too Late by Lovethaa(op):
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RomanceOnline Dating: The First Time We Met Each Other (true Story) by Lovethaa(op): 1:34pm On Dec 10, 2020
I was in the bathroom when I heard my phone ring in the bedroom, but I did not rush .I took my time to finish my bath before going to check who was calling .

When I checked my phone I saw 3 missed calls and a text that says "pls pick my call and forgive me Roy ," ..
I was quite confused because my name wasn't Roy , while I was still pondering who it might be the caller called again , and I heard the sweetest voice ever , she was still referring to me as Roy and begging me to pls talk to her .

It was at this point that I realized it was a case of wrong number .

I then told her sorry this is not Roy ,it's a wrong number and she hung up, next thing I got a text that says "Roy I know it's you ,pls talk to me ."

Now apart from the fact that I was already into this mystery girl because of her sweet voice I was also single at that time .
So I called back and explained to her that I'm not Roy , she hung up maybe to check the number properly then called back apologising , I told her it's okay and told her my name , she told me hers too and somehow we became friends..

We started calling each other every day , I think Roy broke up with her and I was the replacement.
I got to found out that she lives in port-harcourt while I live in Abuja

Before you know it we both got so deep that it felt like we were dating,. At that time there was no WhatsApp yet so we couldn't see each other pictures and she told me she is not on Facebook either .

She asked me to describe how I look to her tho. I jokingly told her if she see Chris brown ,she has seen me ,we laughed about it not knowing This babe took it serious..

During our different discussion over the phone I told her where I lived and she claimed she also have a friend in that area ..


Then one day around 7am I got a call from her saying she is in Abuja and she's in an hotel close to my house .she mentioned the hotel name and I was shocked ,she then asked me to come and see her .

I quickly put on my best clothes and set out ,when I got to the hotel I hid somewhere and then told her I'm outside, my plan was to see what she looks like first ..

Then a lady came out and was looking left and right ,the next thing that lady started calling and my phone was ringing.i realized she is the one ..I was shocked because the babe before me was not in my league at all, This babe is matured, beautiful and sophisticated and then me I was the total opposite of Chris brown

Omo I decided I won't meet her to avoid disgrace..the lady went back in and was still calling..

On my way home ,after seeing that she keeps calling non-stop I decided I will see her ,if I die I die ..

I picked and told her I'm outside once again .This time she came out again.then saw me ..Next thing I know this babe looked at me from head to toe and burst out laughing saying so this is Chris brown ...I was totally embarrassed and feel like the ground should open ..

I got angry shun her and told her that's Very rude of her ,and then I started to leave .as I was going she was calling me to wait ,by the time I looked back I saw two other girls ,I realized she's not alone ,and I also later found out that the lady who came out first wasn't the babe I have been talking to on the phone ..

Should I continue my story?
RomanceRe: My Real Life Experience With An Ogbanje (mermaid). Lesson Learned by Lovethaa(op): 10:09am On Dec 10, 2020
ChybuzzDD:
Africans and stupid superstitious beliefs!

A girl secretly texted her friend to call you and that immediately became supernatural to you!

Tell that jobless prophet to tell me the stock or crypto that will double or triple in 6months time

Can he ever do that? Of course, NO! He only sees witches and wizards, which he knows are the only thing you bloody superstitious folks believe in.
Secretly texted her friends when and how ? .. someone that was with me and her phone an my phone was both on the table beside the bed ..

If u end up a failure in life I won't be surprised, because ur mentality and your ignorance caused it .. ewu
RomanceMy Real Life Experience With An Ogbanje (mermaid). Lesson Learned by Lovethaa(op): 9:38am On Dec 10, 2020
Growing up I used to hear people say fear women ,some elders even claimed powerful woman such as mermaid exists but I never believed them

But While I was in the university , I met a Tall ,fair,slim and pretty Lady

,I was in 300lv and she was an 100lv student , we got close after some time ,I remember the first time she spent the night at my place and we had Sex , I don't know if her ex had a pencil dick or maybe she touched herself with her finger but what I noticed was that ,her vagina was stretching for the first time like a virgin although she told me she was a virgin (But I did not notice any virgin blood stains on my bedsheets ).

After the sex romp I slept off ,only for this lady to wake me up around 3am saying she had a dream we got married and asked me to promise I won't leave her .. which I did just to make her happy and allow me enjoy my sleep..

What I also noticed is that since I met this babe I am always with cash although I always end up spending everything on her due to her various needs , she comes to me For everything because her parents/family are not financially okay .

There was this yoruba prophet that lives in my compound then anytime I am alone this prophet would ask me where is my grandma ( he refrrs to my girlfriend as grandma) .I would laugh and reply saying she's not my grandma,I'm 24 and she's just 22 but this prophet would insist that she is older than me but I always took it as a joke

Son one day she came over like usual and we were gisting and playing ,it was very late around 11:30 pm ,I can't remember what led to that discussion but I started bragging that I'm not easily scared and nothing can make me fear .

She was teasing me saying she can do it and I will sleep with fear but I told her impossible,then we had a bet ..and just like that we switched to another topic ..

We were still talking when my phone rang ,I was wondering who could be calling me this late in the night ,she urged me to pick it ..
Immediately I picked ,I heard a female voice saying "You will die this night and nothing will change that " ...

I thought it was a joke ,or maybe someone o know is playing a prank on me but the caller called again with a serious tone saying the same thing it was at this point that fear gripped me ,

She asked me what happened I explained ,she started Getting worried saying I won't die, I thought of the bet I took with this lady just few minutes ago .

That night i couldn't sleep well,but lucky for me I did not die,the caller never called back and even though she did not talk about it I know she won that night ..


What I also noticed is that this babe never sleeps.. anytime I wake up in the night I always meet her white eyeballs staring at me ,if I ask her why she's not sleeping and why she's staring ,she would claim she's protecting me ,but I did not put serious meaning into it .I would then beg her to sleep,.

So one day I got tired of her ,apart from the fact that we were having sex almost every day ,I noticed that I was seeing so much money but spending it all on her ,so I thought if I break up with her I would be able to have my money ..I found one stupid excuse and used it to break up ...


She cried and cried and begged all my friends to beg me but I refuse, after some time she stopped calling , and Life goes on

Few weeks later I started facing different issues , instead of saving, I was actually going broke .my dad was actually rich and the one funding my education but this man started having issues too and was unable to send me money

.when hunger wire me , I had to run home to my parents, on getting there , my mom took Me to a church and after the church service the church prophet asked me to see him , when I got there this man told me there is a lady beside me following me up and down.he went further to describe her from head to toe ,he told me she's powerful and I have made some promise to her which has been stamped in her kingdom ...I asked for solution but this prophet just told me to fast and pray ..

I called this babe and apologize for breaking up ,I also told her to forgive me ,then she asked me to fulfill all my promises first ,which was I will marry her ,take care of her and bla bla bla .all the promise I made during sex she reminded me .

I fasted and prayed and went for Deliverance,thanks to my mom before I was finally free ...dear men pls be careful of making promises to women ...
CelebritiesRe: God Told Me To Replace Naira Marley. (photos) by Lovethaa: 7:12am On Jan 26, 2020
Am a marlian.... Convert me...
CelebritiesRe: God Told Me To Replace Naira Marley. (photos) by Lovethaa: 7:10am On Jan 26, 2020
Just checked Google... Not a single song but he's almost on every blog for one thing or the other ... This guy is a trend freak

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