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Don't be surprised if Infinix releases a phone that can charge other phones.... Fear chinese people

I woke up to a very strange sound and horrible smell this morning that was almost choking me , the smell was like spoilt egg mixed with poo and the sound was as if someone was giving another person a slap , I live alone so at first I was scared but then I decided to listen properly ,that was when I realized that the babe beside me is the one polluting the air with her big bum bum.


Yesterdays evening I bought her sharwarma plus suya before we made spaghetti and egg for the night ., So her way of thanking me is by choking me to death with her fart... I gave her a hot slap on the bul bum ,she woke up and instead of her to apologize she was still blaming me for overfeeding her .. imagine

I'm currently dating a maritime officer wife..

Let's be sincere this Guy is truly WISE damn....

This Ia to give you an idea the amount of money artiste makes from just streaming alome... WTF

and I thought I'm a real gee... well thanks bro ... let me see if I can copy that frog voice .. I'll be " DAVIDOOR. "... signed to door and padlock music entertainment

Lol.... Aba and china are Brothers... Nothing real there but wahala plenty

A lot of people don't know that I'm related to this man..

Can anything good come out of OGun

E get the kind beating you would recieve that you will forget the person beating you immediately...that is how police came up with "unknown gunmen"... ,

Effcc is a big scam

. .. I have a neighbor that works with EFCC , he's using 2 iphone 12 and drives a toyota ... this dude lives like a gee boy., he use to stare at me with a look that says " I know say u be gee I go soon arrest u'...Crazy guy but we Friends now tho..

chinese people are bad market when it comes to kidnapping business, don't ask me how I know ..

They can mess for africa...

if you're seeing this . God will surprise you with blessings today

dalass:
Well-done.... Continue

Until she gets like 3 kids for you while still married to a husband and all of them will resemble you!

Like Mr Adam Nuhu the former CEO of FCMB!

90% of women have office romance , if you're a woman you would understand

Ride on

OKOATA:

. You need not to carry woman matter for head and your friend is a real hommie, stop worshipping women, stop making it look as if they are the world, your BF was there with you before you betrayed him for an ordinary GF. You are a puszy man.

it is obvious you know nothing about love and women

... Nothing here

Rip such a cute man





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just reading the story..

Thank God he did not die... speedy recovery

RIP .. Seeing this made me appreciate God's love for me

Wow she is beautiful , happy married life






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I need to start reading before commenting

Amazing .. God is indeed wonderful

This is serious..





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Jesus is lord .. the greatest ever.. Hallelujah





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Oluolad86:
I can't marry a man that can't cook.

Lucky for you I'm a great cook

[quote author= post=100409141]AMEN to your prayers.

But for ya coffin joke..... eleru gberue oh oh...... [/quote]Ha ore mi no be so .. okay I'll give you discount.. I just like you I don know why... Where would you like it to be delivered

Wow very nice... Jesus' Wins... Hallelujah.








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When they make it they come up with different hustling stories so that you can believe they struggle to get to where they are.. you grew up farming with this your fat shape... if u gree up on the farm from the body we will know





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Wow that is some huge cash .. You can make it big academically you don't have to do olosho or yahoo..




btw I'm the most popular guy on NL... thank you all for voting me

I'm the most popular guy on NL... thank you all for voting me

Never did . maybe Open by mistake but never intentionally

Your words are clustered making your statement meaniless... you should learn to use commas and paragraph where necessary

Rocktation:
^^I would say that you are by far, the most reasonable here. Your message was clear; avoid violence. Most others only got pissy because he got violent over his woman, which is broken record playing on NL in recent years. One even called the wife an olosho. Somebody you do not even know. How sad that in some bid to score some likes, you would go that low. Do better, people.

jimmychang:
Connected richer yahoo boy no get time for that shit bro ....most big Yahoo boys don't even behave like these motherfuckers ...

Exactly !... he shouldn't have to put Yahoo boy there because the guy obviously isn't one