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No earlthly king can reign forever... y'all should be patient

Eastcaostboy:
These are Yoruba Bush girls that you pounded... You are still local, we are counting on foreign women, from Russia, philippine and turkey

Be calming down

dairykidd:
Keep kwayet.. na bragging u dey here. Local champion

if I wanted to brag I would have increased the number to let say 50... what's the big deal about 23 women .

lastchild:
plz, what's the name of the app you used in writing those things

Notepad.. atleast you gained something from my Post

ILovebigyansh:
Just 23? And you feel you on top of the world forming local champion.

No 3some or orgy involved

Let real men tell you sexcapades you'll know you still a toddler.

This isn't something to brag about kid.

Achieve something in real life.

Yeah just 23 and no I'm not proud of it .. I don't want to be a real man if sleeping with more women is what a real man is all about... I posted that not to brag but to reflect and also let people know that sex is overrated .. not something anyone should invest thier time on

superlicious:

you're a heartless soul

Hasten hasten.. then they would do a bad job and when accident happens they will blame the driver

alingo2013:
HIV is loading over your head

Clean babes not your normal street loose girls.. so I'm free from Diseases but like I mentioned in the post .. I'm changed

This is the common thing with people. .. They live rugged life and then turn to Jesus Christ..


I was in church with a pretty curvy lady not knowing my pastor was watching me .. after service h called me and said ..

"I see you with another lady different from the one you brought last Sunday, pls i want you to desist from this act because the end is bad,I know this because I was once in the world too and I have done all this too but the end is bad "....


immediately he finished talking I told him

" Thank you sir...like you said you were once In the world before .pls sir let me enjoy the world too I promise you I'm coming back..".....

Tips to know a demon possessed guy...


1). Electrifying eyes.

2). Extreme Handsomeness

3). Rich...


But then this are the qualities you seek for in a man

That's right pastor,. the truth is that it is only the poor that have bad dreams and spiritual attacks .. you rarely see a rich man with Soo much spiritual problem like the poor man...



When hunger wire you as a man. ypu will begin to see witches and wizards



You shed tears because you felt thier pain but when the church grows bigger , Hope you won't forget them. .. trust me many have shed tears before you but now they laugh in private jets while members shed tears

We are all children of God... and there is no such thing as why u need God's love... because you automatically have it as a human being .. the only difference between a believer and a non believer can be liken to the son of dangote living with him and another son living else where without knowing dangote is his daddy..



Christians know thier Power as God's children so they harness it while non believers though they carry same power they don't know how to use it

Lol...

Okay so this guy called me up begging me to pls lend him money , he was a close friend so I decided to help him out , I gave him the 50k he requested and he promised to pay back month end..

Normally I would have dashed him the whole money but at the time I borrowed him I was broke and I borrowed to save him and also as a way to keep me from spending the money because that was like my last card ..


Month end reach and this guy did not call or text , after a week I called him and he told me to forget the money now , " u be big boy now "... I told him I'm broke and the money is my last hope , next tin I know this guy hangs up on me..

I was mad ehn.. I called him again and he didn't pick , he later blocked my line on phone and WhatsApp ... I was pissed but I remain calm , he taught me a bitter lesson.... But God will have it ,after about 3 months he did a business deal with a friend of mine ,..


The guy then gave me his own share cos his number was not going through at that time , so the guy gave me the cash to pass it to him , the cash was 120k.
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since he had block me I couldn't call him , by the time he got to know that his money was with me he almost ran mad.. he couldn't drag it.. he begged and begged and begged and ask people to beg me .. I accepted his plea but that was after I removed 70k.....

Last year October I decided to write down the names of all the women have had a Romantic relationship with and the numbers were 23..

Although I only had sex with 16 of them countless times .. the remaining managed to escape without penetration but cuddles and kisses were involved ..

I'm a changed person now and I don't really fancy sex again , sometimes I even wished that I didn't have that much relationship count . but too late

So NL guys What is your relationship count ?..

Note : slashed names in pics means sex involved
unslashed means just cuddles




modified.

I have removed the pictures

Casted yourself with your attempt at pidgin!... how come you got it correctly on your first attempt... Go and learn how to scam properly

Vision101:
You asked for what you can do to save your soul bah. Give your life to Christ and stop fornicating.

I already gave my life to Christ bro

soundOsonic:
I am like your gf, that fights kung fu. Exactly how you said it and the kung fu part that's what my room mate in school then use to tell me.
Simple way to solve it is just cuddle each other when you sleep. Hold her in a cuddling position to her it might look romantic but in actuality it is restraining technique.

Hmmmm

Guys my current babe is giving me headache , whenever we sleep together on the bed I'll wake up to find myself on the floor, she kicks and slaps me until I fall off..

Once I fall off , she will then spread her legs and hands all over the bed to occupy it.. at first I thought she was doing it intentionally but I just found out that is how she sleeps .. what can I do to save my soul ?... my friend told me to go and learn kungfu too but this is not a laughing matter ..

Shit MAyne

Shit MAyne...


hm

That's my dad

slimman007:
Mr man will you keep quiet what gain do you derive in lying all in the to trendGod have mercy on your soul

Even God knows I wasn't lying.. although I'm not proud of it cos it is in my past and am a better person now

Michelle55:
Thanks for making me laugh this morning.. I needed it.

but it wasn't suppose to make you laugh ... lol

Another corrupt official just CASHED OUT...

just like terms and conditions don't expect me to read this because it is too long ...



I really need to start reading tho . that was how I was commenting RIP on a birthday post

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Reminds me of when I was playing soccer and my mom called me to tell me That food is ready .. I was very happy that day ..you might be wondering how does this concerns the topic.. it doesn't . I'm just missing my mom

makermix1:
u should have blocked d hole with ur (u know) dat wud have stopped d farts

Wow.. you're right!....

dalass:
Hmmmm.....on a Tuesday/Wednesday

You can lie oh

You make music togeda on your bed?! And you can slap your choir sisters fat ass like that?

She couldn't go back home because it was late when we finish the practice so she had to sleep over...

Ofcourse I slapped her ass but I had to pray before I did ... it was an holy slap

dalass:
Lookatchu

She should have ended your ass with sulphurous substances you gave her in the bid to fvck her big ass by all means

We did not fnck.... she came to my house for choir practice .. am the choir master

Two empty heads

Lol.... the worst set of Nigeria Re the amakas...