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thatthickgurl:
Please if you have a place on the mainland, preferably around surulere or Isolo where I can pay monthly or at most 3 months payment. Kindly quote me.

I'm supposed to resume work in Lagos next week and I don't have a place to stay.

If you can stay at Ikeja... 070 2533 14 08

Dreadlock69:


Read the first paragraph abeg no give me headache

And again I said I prefer leaked video instead of the fake and all porn sites , tiwa Savage and oxlade nah leaked no give me head ache abeg

You're a pedophile.... You prefer to masturbate to leaked videos of kids ...

My watch..... Cost me 10k dollars

Are you telling me or openly confessing that you mastubated to that chrisland school girl video

You'll need butter , milk , whatever and eggs

I know this babe personally and we still chatted this morning... @op .. are u sure ??

Preciousgirl:
How many sex partners do u have currently?

Be honest

Slept with 46 women .. dated 25... I'm 27..

blazingblender:
So guys what is the weirdest thing you have seen someone doing when you visited them
.
.mine was that I found her washing her cloths in their sitting room

I visited and met my friend in banging my girlfriend... The sad part was that I came with his sister to confess I was behnd her pregnancy...

Goodboy2000:
I ruined my relationship with her just because I needed time to think like a man and put myself together. Now I can't get her off my head and she ghosted for two months now.
Note, I just graduated and waiting for service.

How do I get her back?

Chase money .. she will chaee you .... Chase her... She will leave you for who has money

teens:
Hummm

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ThatsONYI:



Good day everyone,

So yo, lotta people keeping telling me this but I just remembered this one. He told me, I'm wasting my "beauty", I don't even care for myself (that was true actually, when I was in that nwaboi apprenticeship hell)...

All the people who told me this, said I'm fxcking broke and I look this "fine" - imagine what happens "when you're rich?". I don't know if they are exaggerating this...

One said I should go for modelling or maybe I should get a better phone and begin tik tok since I use an itel phone. I been thinking of that but poor camera is fxcking me up because I know tik tok gon help my music career.

So, please what does it mean when a man is "wasting his Beauty"?

(I will putting my pic but I know how nairaland is)

I'll send you 100k to record a hit song.. if nairalanders rate the song well .. I'll send you another 200k and sign you officially as my artiste.... I'm trying to invest on entertainment.. looking for talented souls

The boy in the chrisland sex video that the girl was riding happens to be my little cousin..


When I saw the video and recognized him . I was mad with rage ..


I got up angrily, took my car keys and drove straight to thier house ..


Immediately I got to thier compound, I called him several times but he was scared to meet me,he saw the rage in my eyes and already knew his offence...

.I didn't wait for him to meet me.. I ran after him , he tried to run away but I was faster .. I caught up with him....


And guessed what I did to him...



I gave him a big hug.... Omo I was so proud .. chai my little cousin enjoying sweet kpekus and going viral while doing it... This guy don pass me Sha...



Although I was angry that he didn't use condom, I warn him to use condom next time....



While we were hugging and laughing, the dad came out and saw both of us .. then he proudly told me that


"Na me he resemble, that was how I was when I was at his age, omo women suffer for my hand that time ".... The dad told us proudly.....



I agree with him and we all head inside to eat and drink...


I'm not sure the girl got that same treatment from her family......



What do you guys think...?...

erinatso:
She tel u her past u complain she no tel u, u still dey complain. Bro what is d colour of ur problem?
See ur confusion is confussing me oo

Bleep

Lovethaa:


A friend told me he was tired of being poor and wanted to do rituals ,the herbalist asked hik to bring a girls name that will help him complete the process.. he claimed he took over 100 names to use for his juju , only to discover that they have all been used... He then decided to be heartless and took his only sister name.. he was shocked when he found out she has been used already too.. right under his nose...

He called me up and said he's now learning barbing ,. Cos he couldn't find one girl that has not been used ... According to him...

"No marry any Nigerian girl o guy. Na kpomo them be.. if u wan Marry, try leave Nigeria"...

I laughed but after the call ended it got me thinking ... What if my gf ??.. no well...


I'll drop the names of the 135 people he took... If your girlfriend name is there... Run !!!!!!

Bola
Cynthia
Folake
Chiamaka
Ngozi
Tolulope
Chidnma
Rejoice
Stephanie
Mary
Bukola
Abimbola
Sapphire




Typing

A friend told me he was tired of being poor and wanted to do rituals ,the herbalist asked hik to bring a girls name that will help him complete the process.. he claimed he took over 100 names to use for his juju , only to discover that they have all been used... He then decided to be heartless and took his only sister name.. he was shocked when he found out she has been used already too.. right under his nose...

He called me up and said he's now learning barbing ,. Cos he couldn't find one girl that has not been used ... According to him...

"No marry any Nigerian girl o guy. Na kpomo them be.. if u wan Marry, try leave Nigeria"...

I laughed but after the call ended it got me thinking ... What if my gf ??.. no well...


I'll drop the names of the 135 people he took... If your girlfriend name is there... Run !!!!!!

Mrkumareze:
I no get fuel to search for a missing person, please verify the authenticity of the mail

..


.

No plenty talks just look at this email
..

How pathetic can you be ??...

Do you know how may front page topic I have or how many 100k ??...

Bro.. show us your bank balance I bet you don't have 100k... Epetu

Toks2008:



Just saw this... You are a good story teller and writer.

You may consider writing for movie producers. Kudos.

But i dont like the new twist in your story. Everything sound so real until this last update. Maka why person go kill two people in cold blood because you refused to follow him.

Is he not scared of getting arrested or lynched?

When you've got nothing to lose . You don't care what you do .. obviously dare knows the dangers lurking if the writer does not follow him ,

peepydelano:
This same boy don scam some nairalanders and he ran away and abandoned this monika when he was called out now he's crawling back from his shell.That's martinzfeelz pictures, he's out to resume his scamming activities,let no one fall for his tricks, he's a big thief.

Drop your account number let me send you 50k..... So that you can get food to eat

Hm

Ikillbrokehoes:
Are you not the same guy that accused iyaebe/zzor of scam last year or last two years?

Yeah bro still me... We don't die .... U good ??

khia:


You're presentable, I mean it's not like you are a dog.

I don't understand you

Okay so I decided to date again but this preety cutvy lady I just met said she's scaree of dating me because women will not let me rest and she is a jealous type... I looked at myself and am like is that really true...




Guys am I that cute ?

I spend so much every month on subscription alone and the app that exhaust my data mostly is twitter and WhatsApp but if Nairaland was an app maybe it would have made top 10 ..


What app on your phone exhaust more of your data ..post let us see ..

P.s

If porn was an app I know it would top you guys list



Hnnn

MASTERCHIEF0847:
How much dey your pocket fess?

4k pocket..... 2.5 in one of the 4 atm with me

Space for the date pictures