₦airaland Forum

StacyO:
Automatic cash dispensable body part.

Cash disposable part ?.. lol. your love for money is suspicious

larryking540:
are u white skined ,don't equate yourselves to the white ...

Don't equate yourself to the white yet you speak a white man's language... hypocrisy.. you shouldn't go to school then

Someone asked me this question and it got me thinking . Extra body part hmm. although my first thougth was An extra Prick but then that would be too crazy lol...



So I think an Extra hand will do .. I can chat and Eat at the same time ... What about you ?

Wale hope you're good.?. ..

Fahdiga:
Your daughter will be like her and we will love her for it

Ofcourse... you Nigerians are very backward mentally. If you ever travelled it of the country you would understand that this is very normal..

NiRfreak:
You must freaky her account abi.... perhaps people like Mr Macaroni may not only exist in comedy

How were you able to quote something I never said ?

Nothing wrong in what she wore.. probably her house is nearby and stuffs . I like women that dress like this too... not those ones that tie wrapper up and down

In the bible When samson lost his Hairs he lost his powers too... So your hair being cut as a man might mean that your spiritual powers been reduced tragically

For a woman however since the hair is the beauty of a woman it means that her glory had been snatched . all the same you would have to fast and pray for God's power..
it has nothing to do with you








2... Yes it is 100% compulsory because if you marry your soul mate then you are likely to have. a fruitful marriage regardless of the odds and challenges

Send me a dm

Shedrack777:
when will you conclude the game? like how may days, weeks or months?

Ends 31st March

If you think you're handsome or beautiful , pls post your best pic and the most liked pic gets 50k from me .

I Promise and vouch that I will be giving the most liked pic 50k but take note that if you win you would have to upload another pic with your moniker written on your hand to show you are Real before I pay you

Lets go



only First 10 contestant are eligible .. Ends 31st march

This is why you need to develop tough skin so that people comments don't get to you.. you should have just continued with your story and ignore what anyone says..

Remember this thread is yours , so why let people take control of it?

The kind of jobs oyinbo people do ehn... imagine telling your parent you want to be a cuddler in this Nigeria

Oluwapluto:
If I just get like 20k like this ehnn , I go first cry well well
Then I go remove 2k take chop , I don too suffer for this life
Problem no dey finish [right][/right]

What will you do with the remaining 18k... if you're convincing enough

The only mistake u made was not attending English classes ..

qhulboi:
Do you live in ikd, I need good friends around

which one is ikd?

mykealpha:
Could this be real?

On my life bro it is...

Why try to feel AMONG when you can STANDOUT ... you would be surprised that they secretly envy your self control

RisenJoe:
Should we tell the O.P

I reserve my comment

I still remember the day Charles introduced me to his girlfriend, this babe was just too fine and she spoke intelligently, her dress sense was top notch and for the first time I was proud of my friend.


The babe was from a rich family or so because the little time she spent with us In the house she was the one providing everything from food to drinks she was paying for everything..

I got to find out during this time that She's currently a young doctor earning almost 200k with her own apartment at the Staff quarters.

After the 1 week she spent with my friend she left our house .

I asked my friend charles how he managed to pull that kind of babe and he told me point black that he used jazz .

Though it was pretty obvious it was jazz because the babe is way beyond his league and funny thing is no matter what he does ,the babe will always be the one begging him

Although he claim he loves her and had real intentions to marry her but somehow I just feel that love is forced since the babe doesn't feel the same in reality

I then teased him further asking him to tell me how he was able to jazz her , My friend went on to give me details of how he did the jazz andr the stuffs he used.
He told me how he invites the girl on a friendly date and offer her charm laced drinks + food

They are still together up till this very moment with thier love going strong I saw thier WhatsApp status this morning and the babe was just gushing about her boyfriend in the video , I shook my head .. this life the more you look the less you see..

Dated one babe like that very gentle in the physical realm but was a witch in the spiritual.. whenever I hurt her or cheat , she doesn't act weird or angry but if I sleep that night Ill dream of masquerade beating me and wake up with the pain .. na she go still buy the robb .. crazy babe thank God for deliverance

Alpha male typing.....

Nicholehemsworth:
If stupid was a person.

which of your family members would he be ?

Seriously I'm very bad at toasting or wooing a woman , so what I do is I walk up to a lady I like and tell her "I know you're busy but I have an offer and I don't know if you're interested.. if she ask what could that be ., I tell her I have 150k to give you . 50k if you give me your number another 50k if you pick my call Plus the final 50k if we meet again, although at first they smile and say I'm not serious but I usually convince them by transferring the first 50k immediately.
.so far I have been able to date beautiful ladies this way but lately I have been wondering .


Am I smart

Thumbs up

Valenciabaddie:
1. I might be lazy but at least I'm not a ritualist who's thinks of nothing but fetish ways to make money and then come online to flaunt it.local scammer 2. You know pretty well that I'm from a very comfortable family so what do men really have to offer plus I have a good job unlike you who depend on your mommy to survive . you come online forming philanthropist from the money your mommy sends you .
3. Reply me again and the whole of Nairaland will see you naked

1 .it is not "I might " it is you are lazy .. 2.. I'm a ritualist but you spend his money 3. your family is comfortable because your daddy is a fraud that stole public funds 4 .you talking about unclothedness should I remind you I have videos of you sucking 4.. is like you want to cry this afternoon.. post pictures and let's see

dorin27:
Haba!! That was harsh, don't you think?

she's someone I know personally and trust me she's a lazy leech who only care about what she's getting from men . Las las they might use her

I'm not on this list

You will die single

1Sharon:
LOL why else will they be feeling sorry for him?

How about they are feeling sorry for themselves, because they wish they are like him... let us always try and see things from a positive angle