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Mehn...
Wow wow wow... things are really happening..

Okay so there is this friend of mine that just got back from Malaysia , he called me to come chill with him so I left my place to his new crib.

He just bought a 4 bedroom duplex in Lekki and the day I arrived he told me we would be going to buy a Benz the next day which we did
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I'm just saying this so you can understand that my guy actually came with enough cash I mean real Cash.. since I moved to his house everyday has been like a party .. we invite ladies over and guys too..just to chill , drink and eat.. sometimes we go clubbing but that has reduced due to convid

Okay back to my topic there is this guy that I don't know , but he's a friend to my friend. During the times I was in the house this Guy used to come around every day to drink and eat but he doesn't sleep over.. actually my guy doesn't allow anyone sleep over except me .,

But my friend usually have a woman around everyday so he's sometimes always busy indoors which gave his friend an avenue to be closer to me..

Me and this guy chats and we seem to connect, until yesterday this guy told me to meet him somewhere cos he wants to show me something...

When I got there , he took me into a room where I met some guys and on thier table was different Guns , from pistol to Ak-47....

I have never seen a gun in ny Life so I was scared and literally shaking... that's when they told me that they need my help in robbing my friend..

Just because the estate is well secured , you will actually need an insider to help you get through the gate .. they told me thier plan is to rob him off his jewelry, cash, iphone and every valuables.... including his car. my only job is to help them get through the gate and also make sure I leave the front door to the main house open..

They also told me that I'll be dealt with also when they arrive so that he doesn't suspect me ...

Now I'm scared to my bone marrow..with no idea of what to do...if I run away they will still carry out thier plans ..if u tell my friend he might involve police which might result in bigger wahala for me . because those boys can kill....

Pls guys beware of guys that come around you....some are armed fckn robbers...


I'm lost ...

I understand that this things do happen but it looks like you're starting to give up on your marriage which is bad..

you don't have to sit your husband down to talk about spicing things up. take steps to spice it up.. wear bum short, and seductive clothes , text him while at work that you missing him..

since he now loves politics then start learning more about politics too.. let him come home to meet you ready with political topics that will interest him .. Love is not always sweet but don't give up on love ...

hi

RealGboy:
Fast rising musician Alo Innas came on Twitter after a long break , saying he took a break because he had to rest( wonder what he did that he is resting )

The No hit music star also told his Fans he wants to give 5 people 20k. And trust Nigerians .they flooded his mentions..

Alo Innas came into limelight after alleging that he dropped wizkid label because wizkid has a shrine .. Ever since the news gone viral . Alo Innas has yet to release a song..

You wass paid for this post

Earlier thread https://www.nairaland.com/6326669/think-boyfriend-fetish

Dear Valenciabaddie

We met at House on the rock lekki which is a petecostal church and after we got closer I revealed to you that my parents are celestial and I do go to thier church once in a while to which you answered "No problem "..

You even offered to follow me to the church whenever they have special programs and im invited.

Everyone knows that white garment churches makes use of white candles which I have explained to you that it has nothing to do with being fetish

Now the issue of this black soap ,you know very well that my sister is a cosmetologist, and she has been the one you go to for your cream, soap e.t.c since you met me

I took a friend to her shop so she can help her with a job and before I left she suggested I take Allafia black soap with me (Google that )
Recommending it for great skin glow
She gave me the soap and urged me to use it every night before I sleep for the first 7 days for effective results.


Last week Friday u were around and I forgot about the soap totally , by the time I remembered it was too late at night but I still rushed to the bath to make use of it ...

Then the next morning around 4am you're telling me you have to go home 'mmediately?.. I asked you why the sudden change of mind when you already told me you will be spending the week but u never answered, I was forced to drive u back home so early in the morning and I kept asking u if there was anything and u said no problem..


And since then u hardly reply my text or return my calls,I didn't pay attention to it cos I thought u are going through something and you'l let me know when you're better .

Only for me to read your post on Nairaland 3 days after... saying I'm too spiritual and I'm using black soap to bath at a specific time.

The fact that you couldn't talk about this with me was what annoyed me ,so u need public opinion to dictate your private life ??
I came to your house almost immediately only to find that you've told your sister and friend everything that was suppose to be between me and you

So its now you know that a jobless person should not be sending 100k to a woman ,but when I sent it u did not question me the source or try to return the money ,instead u showered me with thanks .

If u ask for money and I couldn't give you'll start complaining You asked I gave still problem. ...
It's your life anyways but pls stop bringing my name/story up on your post or with your friends and family

Because it's obvious you don't understand who you claim to be dating.., at 25 you're still clueless about life ..

you gave your friends who are obviously jealous of your relationship an avenue to decieve you ...


Now strange people coming to my mentions to say I'm a ritualist ..wow !!..
Yes I smashed your phone because Its from my ritual money ..very annoying ..



Anyways

I apologise for Everything...

This will be the first / last time I talk about this again...
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Rhodaogunpeju:
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Reply mail with bank details ma .. merry Xmas

Vinaluv:
Blessed is the hand that giveth op you are bless.

Amen.. I wanted to pick a female would have chosen you but u obviously don't need it since u did not put up a number... Thanks all d same

Feddytune:
I don't think so.. he promised me data . And he did it ..

Lack of patience... That is why most people are where they are today...

SmellySperm:
bro in ur former thread u promised to show me love and i dropped my details but didn't see anything..hope say u no dey use us catch cruzz?

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Really sorry bro... Reply mail and post screenshots.. when you get it ...



Let me go to bed.... I'll pick remaining two tomorrow...

RealGboy:
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Why the sad face..... Reply mail... ND pls post screenshots when you get it ..

Christmas is by the corner , and alot of Nigerians cannot afford a Good Christmas meal..so many are walking around broke and jobless
Oh if only people love each other , the world will be a better place .
I have decided to bless just 4 people with 20k ... To show love . pls only comment if you truly need the assistance... And also my fellow nairalnders that are rich and doing well..
Put a smile on someone face this festive period,it doesn't have to be 20k even 1k can go a long way ...
.. let's put a smile on someone face ...


Don't drop account number or phone number.... Just pick a number from 1-10....I'll quote whoever the spirit leads me to bless.... Happy Christmas in advance

chatinent:
Yes, it is good to respect women not worship them.


Excuse you, wetin concern this verse with this topic: “In the Bible it says "For God so Loved the world that he gave his only Begotten son"...”

Imagine a man giving his only car to a woman because he so love her . Yet the woman doesn't feel the same... Is that not what u guys call "simping "

It's saddens my heart when people call men that treat a lady nicely as Simps .
"A Good woman's heart is Like a trophy and only the best player wins "...
An average pretty lady today have over 5k Facebook friends and thousands of followers Not to talk of Men at her area or work place,

With lots of Men chasing her ,you would have to prove that you are worthy if you really want her to choose you over the rest ,

The world is so messed up,That "wrong" Is Now the New "Right "
How did we arrive at this point.?.

People Now see silly men who smoke all day,sleep with different women and make money fraudulently as "Alpha Males'..
While the church goers and responsible men are "Simps"

Men now see women as piece of boxers that can be easily replaced.

In the Bible it says "For God so Loved the world that he gave his only Begotten son"..
This by far is the greatest Love ever Recorded, Followed by a Mother's Love .

Do we now call God a simp For giving out his only Child to an adulterous and wicked world, or should we call our lovely mothers simps for putting thier children's needs before thier own.

NO!! True love does not expect returns .

"A Good woman is like Gold , he who finds her finds a Good thing "

I went the extra mile to get my wife because I saw qualities I admire in her ..
And being the Good woman she is , she gave me hard time , .
Nobody will ever value something they got freely..

My babe looks up to me for Everything,
. I correct her like a Father and treat her Like my baby..
I put her through when she makes mistakes, I understand she's not perfect.,
I provide the best food and life for her ,
If All this makes me a simp .. Then I'm proud to be a Simp..

Womanizer:
Don't sit too easy over there...with a salary of 180K you're just a contract staff not a permanent staff.

Make sure you save as much money as you can cos this job could go at anytime!

Thank you... But that's not what I earn currently... I only started with 180k. ..

Goodness34:
25

Sent u mail

SmellySperm:
congratulations bro..

show me love na this Xmas na,shulai drop my aza?

Send me email

Goodness34:
Oh God have you forsaken me?

Even to open battery and recharge card charging center I can't because I don't have money.
God please send me my helper
I have never made 10k directly in my account before why?

Sorry but how old are you?

mymadam:
Praise God... Hallelujah!

Hallelujah!!!

It saddens my heart to see so many broke and jobless guys in Nigeria these days and not just broke but also rough looking.
You might say what has look got to do with having money but as you read you would understand.

After Graduating from school I was jobless and broke and a bit rough , at a time when almost all my friends were millionaires Yahoo boys..

i decided I would visit my mom for a while then go to my friends to join thier Yahoo Enterprise.

When I got to her place and I told her all I have been through, she looked at me and was shedding tears , she told me I have lost something (I didn't understand what she meant but she did not say more than that )..

The next day she took me to her pastor who prayed for me and then he gave me a vision ,He told me I have a bright destiny and I'm not created to suffer not even a second, he then told me to draw closer to God .. I did not take his words seriously,but I had to act like I care because of my mom ..

When we were about leaving ,my mom told me to go to church and ask God for what I want ,I went in like she said not really sure if there is A GOD listening but I said my prayers .
That night I had a dream for the first time .

"" I dreamt of all the bad things I had done since I was born , in that dream there was a guy taking pictures of all these things but I was not aware . When I finally noticed him he began to run towards a police station,I ran after him in the dream , because I knew that if the police saw those pictures I would be arrested,but he was faster than me and he handed the envelope containing the pictures to the Chief of Police,I immediately started crying in the dream because I thought I would go to jail..but when the chief of police opened the envelope and brought out the pictures,I noticed that somehow the pictures were torn and he could not see anything ,.. I was happy then woke up.."

Weird dream. I told my mom and she took me to church and then the pastor revealed that it means God has forgiven Me my sins , he told me to Go and sin no more....

So I decided I won't go and join my friends anymore,I stayed with my mom and started hunting for jobs ,while I was doing this I was also going to vigil and attending church services...

But no job was forthcoming,I got tired and was looking for any jobs even if it is 15k per month


My pastor called me one day and told me to stop hunting for jobs and that the job would find me ... I looked at him like he was crazy but one thing about me even if I don't believe you I like to give people benefits of doubt. .so I decided to stop ...
Now during these times that I have drawn closer to God ,God had restored my beauty..I was looking better . The Glory of God was already showing in my life,

My mom then told me "ehn ehn this is my son not the old looking guy that came here last 3 months .
That's when I realized that when I thought I was having sex and enjoying different women I was actually killing my destiny....

I stopped looking for jobs but I do go out,one day a neighbor called Me and told me there is a job and wants to know if I'm interested, the job is to be a night security guard and the pay is 25k...I was desperate so I accepted,

when we got to the company we would be securing,the wife of the C.e.o saw me and asked the neighbor that brought me who I was , He told her that I'm the new security guy she requested ..and she asked me my name I told her,

she looked at me and said are you not too soft for this job ?( Because I looked gentle) ,she asked me if I went to school and I told her that I am a mechanical engineering graduate..
She then told me "Really, No you can't do this job , you deserve more"...
She gave me address to her house and told me to come the next morning before 9am..

When I got to thier house ,she had already told the husband about me ,when he saw me ,he asked me if I can manage a petrol station,I told him yes .. without asking for my C.V or results ..
I got the job to manage his Filling station at lekki at 60k/month ...

The filling station is a personal company but he was using "Mobil". Name to access more customers,

As a manager,I do go to Mobil headquarters at apapa for documentations and Meetings :,it was during one of this meetings that I met a lady working at Mobil,

We dated and she was the one who helped me in securing a job at Mobil ...my salary when I started was 180k.........
In my department there was this joint savings,we all do...I was saving 100k every month with them and by the end of the year they gave me back my money which was over a million naira .......

God Is Wonderful...

So it was the first day of the year , My cousin brother Edward and his best friend Samuel told me to get dressed cos we would be going out I joined them and we all stepped into Samuel's car and drove off ,

No specific directions just going here and there and generally having fun .
We were just catching cruise and celebrating the new year ..

Around 10pm Samuel suggested that we should end the day by Taking a sex worker home .
I was the youngest amongst them but they agreed to let me partake in the act .

Once we all agreed we begin to search for sex workers that we would take home and spend the night with .. But all the fine babes we were seeing were calling too high a price ..the ones we liked and were cheap enough said we should pay them 15k each for a night .. that means 45k for three of them .

We ransacked out pockets and realized that all our money joined together is just 17k... So Samuel brought up a crazy idea that we should take one sex worker home and we three would share her we agreed..

So we called one of the sex worker that we liked and told her our plight,after a long conversation she agreed.. then we drove off back to the house.
So on getting to the house, we all decided we should go in one by one to make love to the girl and not three of us at once which we agreed..

Samuel went in first. And before long they were having sex . Me and my cousin brother stayed close to the door to hear thier love sounds and with the way the sex worker is moaning you would know that Samuel had damage her,

After about 20 minutes,he came out and I went in.. I know both of them will be at the door listening to me too so I gave my best ..

After a while I was done too ,my cousin brother then went in and performed his duties..
When he was done .. the babe went to the bathroom to take her bath while the 3 of us wait for her in the parlour .

When she came out , Samuel then asked her who she enjoyed most and who got the best gbola ..
She laughed and said Samuel is not human at all..and told the rest of us that Samuel almost killed her .
She looked at me and called me her baby and that I really tried ..
When Samuel asked what of Edward..

Omo kasala burst ,she said ,"I don't understand this una friend o".. immediately he entered he knelt down and started giving Me head, Me and Samuel screamed "Iyaaaamaaaa" (disgusting).
She said she allowed him but stopped him when he inserted his fingers...

She also said that my cousin brother after giving her head, then told her to do this style and do that style .. she said she told him "style kill you there if u no Bleep abeg let Me go "...
We laughed and laughed and since that day refused to shake his hands, how will a human being give head to a lady who just had sex with another man ..

JovialJune:
So had it been she accepted him when he was jobless, it means he isn't a simp right?

How old are you exactly?

He's probably still living with parents and browsing with opera free 20 mb... Men that date women are without jobs are the real simp...

JovialJune:
I hate hearing this word for marriage or relationship, non is to be endured but enjoyed, there is a limit which one can endure nonsense, if it takes too long, it always ends up in a disaster.

Don't ever go into an enduring relationship... Although even enjoyment relationship will be tested .. but foundation matters alot.. of u build your relationship on enduring it will break .. but if it's built on enjoyment... Even enduring will look like enjoying

achaemeka:
Good for you,congrant.
Sir,as they have helped you,pls help me with capital to start a business.I already have plan for the business.

How much exactly do u need as capital

Feddytune:
Sent u "hi"

Seen .. cute Dp

Sultanofbenin:
#Lovethaa @Lovethaa
Come help this small boy.He needs help.

Let him paste his account...

Feddytune:
Okay but I don't have access to the email on my profile

Okays

Feddytune:
Hmm tempting...

Just to say sorry ... And show you I'm a good man

Ayhisha:
NA idiom be that or proverb?

Lol

Feddytune:
I'm sure you don't have mother /siyer at home for you to call a woman a fool....

I'm sorry there .. but don't create unnecessary topics ... Let me recharge your data and buy u lunch sometime

Feddytune:
But u read the topic now . And u still viewed ... Curiosity will not kill u one day to.. smh

The first person to view a topic is always the OP .. that means you're a fool.... Although looking at your picture I would say beautiful fool

Kobicove:
That's humans for you

Life

southniyikaye:
Things like this happens o..

Life is a mystery...