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Romance / Sex With My Sugar Mummy Has Landed Me In Trouble by LoveUdie: 4:58pm On Feb 19, 2023
This woman beg me eeh, she beg sotee, she kneel down, I no gree. I kon dey regret why I come do this send off knackis, she no dey even reason her daughter wey don catch us, how she go use beg her, make her other pikin no join for the matter, she busy dey beg for gbola.

No single sleep enter our eyes, the vigil strong. My chest just dey do gbim gbim. Immediately 5 knack, I use whisper tell am to open the door make I comot …

Mama Uka; haba! By this time? No na, e too early, what if something happen to you for road, wetin I go tell your mama? Wait make 6 knack, at least, before you comot”

Matthew; nothing dey happen. Na okada horn I dey hear so for outside, cars don dey pass. This na lagos na, our hood no dey sleep, you sef know that one. My uncle dey show for our house by 6, I suppose don dey there before then”

Mama Uka; no o, I no fit let you comot here by this time, day never break”

Matthew; no be say I no sabi open this door, na you I just dey respect. E better make you open this door now, make we start this wahala with your pikin on time, before day go break wella and everybody go dey hear and see wetin dey happen. I dey suspect say e go loud”

Mama Uka; reduce your voice na, which kain wahala be this? Na my pikin she be, she no go disgrace me. No worry yourself, I go handle am…

By then, I don dey lose my patience...

Matthew; Mama Uka, open the door, abeg. No be say we go dey inside this room forever, you go still open am, you no get choice”

Mama Uka; e don reach like that? Na me you dey follow talk like that? You this gùtter pikin”…

As she talk that one, the kain vex wey full my body. I know say I be poor boy, but I no be gùtter. If I be wetin she call me, how come I dey inside her room now? I dey neat, I dey baf well, I be fine boy, gbola large, na say I come from poor background. I no go tolerate this kain insult from this woman o, now wey e be say my levels don change. Na so I use vex waka go open the door.

Immediately Uka sight me, she rush me with better igbati, the thing land taaaaaar for my face. Her mama rush to hold her, but she don already jack me for shirt, say I no dey go anywhere...

Uka; so na you this boy dey inside my mama room? Woman wey get your mate for house, person wey senior your mama, you get mind dey gbensh am because of money. You don enter today, if you comot from here eeh, know say my name no be Ukamaka. All the neighbors go hear wetin you and my mama dey do, if I finish, I go carry my legs go meet your mama, make I tell am the kain person wey im pikin be”…

Na so Mama Uka kneel down dey beg her to free me, make I dey go, make the thing no reach outside, but she no gree. I dey struggle to comot her hand from my shirt, she see say I go easily push her comot, she kon dey shout her brother name, make that one kon help her. That boy wey no kuku like me from day one, dey send me message like say I be im house boy, when I dey work for their mama restaurant. Person wey I senior with one year.

Small time, the boy come out, sleep still dey im eyes, but e clear sharp sharp, immediately Uka yarn am wetin dey ground. He rush me ozugbo, begin gbege me o, Uka kon release me for shirt. Na so me sef enter the boy, I no go stand make my fellow boy dey wunjure me, no be say I tif. By that time, Mama Uka don open the front door, so that I go see road jakpa, but the boy block me, we dey struggle. I notice say na all these boys wey no strong, wey dey use friends make mouth. E no tey, I bring am down, he kon dey say make im no use eyes see me for hood again, say im boys go show me pepper.

I don see small space to jakpa, but Uka rush go carry one big stick, say if I near the door, she go land me the kpacko for head. I dey hold the brother for ground, make im no get up, but my eyes dey where Uka dey, if that stick land my head, I fit kpai or even faint. Mama Uka don shout tire, kon sidon for ground, dey cry. By the time she see say her brother na heavy olee, she wan near me with the stick, I dodge am, the thing land for her brother shoulder, that one kon shout eeh. Na so I stand up to jakpa, but Uka still find way to grab my shirt for back, dey shout…

Uka; where you think say you dey go? If na you catch my brother dey lamba your mama, how you go feel?”…

Omo, me wey no dey like toùch girls, I never try am for my life. I no know when I turn, sama am heavy igbati for face. My mama no be her mama at all, the woman dey fear God. No be my fault say her mama dey follow small bōys wey she fit born, make nobody mention my mama for this matter…

The thing sef shock am, shock Mama Uka join, I see her face, as she put hand for mouth, open eyes wella, dey look me. Uka recover fast, kon still grab my shirt again. Her brother don manage get up, go inside, I no know wetin im wan go bring, but I no wan waste time to know. I tear the shirt by myself, free am for Uka, borrow Chioma Ajunwa sharperly. When I reach the gate, I see say e dey locked, I look back, the boy don rush out with kñife, na so I climb the gate, I no even think am two times. One leg of my shoes hang for the gate, but I no mind, I carry only one leg dey run dey go.

The first okada wey I try to stop, no gree stop for me. As I dey like wetin person no know. I no wear shirt, my trouser dey pull comot for my waist, na only one leg of shoe I wear. I stop to breathe small, kon feel my pocket, to make sure say my iphone still dey, the time na 6 o clock already. I kon remove the remaining shoe, throw way am for corner, begin leg am for street, dey go house, people just dey look me anyhow.

Luckily for me, I see one okada wey be my friend, na him kon carry me reach house. I lie give am say na some boys waylay me. Na the same thing I don reason to tell my mama and brother when I reach house. When the okada drop me, I tell am say I go pay am later. Before I enter house, I call Peppe driver to find out where im dey, he say he go dey my house in 30 minutes time. As sharp guy wey I be, I don code say Mama Uka children go definitely wan come my house ozugbo, to tell my mama wetin happen, na so I tell the driver make im meet us for one junction like that, say landlord come early mormor to pursue us comot for house.

Na to rush inside go hurry my mama and brother, I no go allow them baf sef. Thank God say I tell them to pack our bags yesterday nigh because... https://www.allsinglesandmarried.com

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Romance / A Wealthy Man Pays 180k Monthly To My Friend To Sex His Daughter by LoveUdie: 3:26pm On Feb 17, 2023
#SEX ADDICT: a wealthy Nigerian parents Pays Man N180k Monthly To Satisfy Their Daughter Who Is A S £x Addict..
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Do you think the solution to sex addicts is to contract someone for satisfaction or seek medical attention?
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Romance / Here Are 40 Romantic Words You Can Use On Valentine's Day by LoveUdie: 11:25pm On Feb 14, 2023
1. I Love You. All the gold and diamond in the world are not enough to buy the love I have for you.

2. “You are the best thing that has ever happened to me after my salvation”.

3. "You are my answered prayer, my fulfilled wish, and my realized dream.”

4. “I am very glad that you are my husband/wife. I want to fill your life with happiness and love.”

5. “Your hairdo is beautiful. It makes you look like an angel”.

6. I’m Proud of You. You bring nothing but love, peace, joy, and happiness to my soul.

7. If I had to live life over again, I would live it with you.

8. No matter what has happened. No matter what you’ve done. No matter what you will do. I will always love you. Nothing will ever stop me from loving you.

9. “You are more beautiful than the most beautiful woman in the world because God created you on Sunday, the day of rest”.
10. I'm sorry, forgive me.

11. “You are a special gift from heaven. Your smile warms my heart and your presence makes me whole. I love you, today and forever!”

12. I appreciate Your Commitment to Our Marriage, Family and God.

13. Knowing you are the Best Thing That Has Ever Happened to Me.

14. Thank God I Married You.

15. I Trust You.

16. Can I Help You?

17. I Love Being Around You.

18. Thanks for doing that. It means a lot to me when you serve me in little ways like that.

19. Sweetheart, I Can't-Wait to See You

20. Thank You, Dear.

21. I forgive you. And I won’t bring this up again, okay?

22. I Miss You. My heart cries When We are apart.

23. I Am So Glad You Are Home

24. What Do You Want Me to Do to Improve Our Marriage?
25. Thanks for Doing That. I appreciate You, My Love!

26. No Man is as handsome as You Are.

27. No Woman is as Beautiful as You Are

28. You are My Hero

29. You are My First Lady

30. You are a Real Man

31. You are a Terrific Wife

32. You are My King

33. You are the Best Cook in the World

34. You are My Treasure

35. You are better than the Best

36. Thank God Our Children Have a Lovely Daddy like You

37. Thank God Our Children Have Lovely Mums like You

38. Thank You for Loving Me So Much

39. I Will Always Love You

40. Thank You for Paying the Bills

What kinds of words do you use in your marriage? Negative or positive?

If you are too proud to say good words to your spouse, then maybe you are too big to have a joyful marriage.

You can visit https://www.allsinglesandmarried.com

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Family / My Husband Inspects My Private Part Anytime I Return From Work by LoveUdie: 9:59pm On Feb 11, 2023
My husband inspects my private parts any time I return from work — Wife

•I was told she’s dating another man —Husband


A 42-year-old man of Lusaka, Zambia has been divorced by his wife for constantly checking her private parts after neighbours told him that she was going out with a named businessman.

According to Zambia Observer, Amos Chirwa, a teacher by profession was dragged to Lusaka Boma Court by his wife, Bessie Msisika Chirwa aged 39, a nurse by profession, on grounds that he has been vigorously checking her private parts whenever she comes back home from work especially in the morning after night shifts.

The two have five children together after being married for 13 years 10 months.

Amos was ordered to pay K600 per month for their children’s food and clothes.

Amos cried uncontrollably outside court as he did not want to lose his beautiful wife whom he loved dearly.

https://tribuneonlineng.com/my-husband-inspects-my-private-parts-any-time-i-return-from-work-wife/

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Religion / The Scriptures Say Eat Your Tithe - Daddy Freeze by LoveUdie: 9:16pm On Feb 11, 2023
[Deut. 14:22-27. So If you no chop your tithe, your pastor go chop am for you.. 😀
Tithe na yahoo dindinr!n lon san ole lon gba..
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◄ Deuteronomy 14 ►
New Living Translation
The Giving of Tithes
[22] “You must set aside a tithe of your crops—one-tenth of all the crops you harvest each year. [23] Bring this tithe to the designated place of worship—the place the LORD your God chooses for his name to be honored—and eat it there in his presence. This applies to your tithes of grain, new wine, olive oil, and the firstborn males of your flocks and herds. Doing this will teach you always to fear the LORD your God.
[24] “Now when the LORD your God blesses you with a good harvest, the place of worship he chooses for his name to be honored might be too far for you to bring the tithe.
[25] If so, you may sell the tithe portion of your crops and herds, put the money in a pouch, and go to the place the LORD your God has chosen.
[26]When you arrive, you may use the money to buy any kind of food you want—cattle, sheep, goats, wine, or other alcoholic drink. Then feast there in the presence of the LORD your God and celebrate with your household.
[27] And do not neglect the Levites in your town, for they will receive no allotment of land among you so that... https://www.allsinglesandmarried.com/search/label/Gospel?&max-results=7&m=1
Nairaland / General / Residents Pass The Night At ATM Stand In Abuja by LoveUdie: 8:56pm On Feb 11, 2023
Some residents in Abuja were filmed passing the night at a Zenith Bank Automated Teller Machine stand in Abuja.

A tweep who shared the video on Saturday wrote, "Citizens are seen passing the night at an ATM at Ademola Adetokunbo, Wuse 2, Abuja."
They also.... https://www.allsinglesandmarried.com
Credit: Twitter| mayorspeaks

Romance / 65 Out Of 83 Women I Counselled Cheated On Their Husbands -daddy Freeze by LoveUdie: 7:13pm On Feb 10, 2023
65 Out Of 83 Women I Counselled Cheated On Their Husbands -Daddy Freeze

Media personality, Daddy Freeze, has said that 65 women out of the 83 women he counseled in 2018 had cheated on their husbands.

He made this known via his Instagram account on Friday commenting on actor Deyemi Okanlawon’s opinion that making love with one’s partner four times a week is small.

Daddy Freeze said that sex is very important in marriage or relationships and advised his fans not to allow motivational speakers to mislead them.

He said, “ More than once a day sef if you can- Intercourse is very very very important in a marriage or committed relationship. No marriage that no fit satisfies you o, e get why.

“ As a church leader, let me give you some scary statistics. First, remember that the Freenation Church only started in 2017, so all the members of our church came from other churches, largely pentefraudsta.

“In 2018, I counseled 83 married women, 65 of them had cheated on their husbands at least once, while 43 of them (more than half), had cheated more than once. Finally, 25 of them were in current relationships with other men.😳

“These were spirit-filled, tongue-kitbashing prayer warriors o. Some were even workers in my former pente church.

“If intercourse is not so important, please why were they cheating? This is why I say it all the time, from the moment you are engaged, my advice is; to sample the goods, and taste the milk before you buy the cow. No scripture says it is sinful for an engaged couple to have intercourse.
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“The word fornication was coined by the authors of the King James Bible and it never included intercourse between engaged or betrothed couples. If una fit dey fire several times a day, fire dey goes e dey help prostate. No, let motivational speakers mislead you o. Me I don talk my own and e dey work well well. ~FRZ”

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Family / 10 Easiest Ways To Survive The Current Economics Crisis In Nigeria by LoveUdie: 5:51pm On Feb 10, 2023
Since the announcement by the Central Bank Of Nigeria about the redesigning of the country's legal tender, and when it was released into the market for citizens' use, Nigerians have been dealing with serious monetary problems due to the absence of cash in the bank and at the ATM as well.
Many people find it hard to feed their families because of the cashless policy going on in the country of Nigeria.

Although Nigeria is not the first country in the world to go cashless, however, here is how to survive this current situation in Nigeria with your.....https://www.allsinglesandmarried.com/2023/02/10-easiest-ways-to-survive-current.html
Romance / 6 Things Men Don't Take For Granted by LoveUdie: 11:16pm On Feb 08, 2023
This article is more like an open book to a man’s heart, mindset, and general living. Some things are not just important to a man but they are very important.

Women also have the things they love, the things they hold dearly and it differs from men; there is a huge difference between both.

What a man doesn’t take for granted, he doesn’t joke with it; his attention and emotions are in line if things go wrong with those things he doesn’t take for granted.

1. A GIRL HE LOVES. When a man is truly in love, he doesn’t take his lady for granted; he adores that woman and can do anything possible to make sure he makes that lady happy. So ladies, if you want to know if your man loves you dearly or not, it’s by this measure; if he takes you for granted then it’s not love, but if he doesn’t take you for granted then that man is head-over-heels in love with you.

2. MONEY. A man’s success is important to him and money is a big determinant man use in measuring how successful they are. You would hardly see a man who takes money for granted. Money can take a man from even other things he loves; every man out there has an ambition of making money and he doesn’t take that for granted.

3. SEX. This also is important to a man; no matter what he says, how he says it, sex is always important and it would always be. The need to satisfy his sexual urge is important and he doesn’t take that for granted.

4. HIS MUM. In a situation where there is no bad blood between mother and son then a man doesn’t joke with his mum. Even when he’s married, he still wouldn’t take his mum for granted. Men get to value their mothers as they grow older, they get to understand so many things she went through for them when they were much younger; they understand the sacrifices she made and for this reason, they don’t take their mum for granted.

5. SPORTS. Most women won’t understand why most men are passionate about sports; some ladies don’t see the point in sports but most men out there have at least one sport they are passionate about, and they don’t take that for granted.

6. FOOD. “A hungry man is an angry man”. Most men I’ve come across don’t take their food for granted and I think so many others are like that; men love good food and even the ones that cannot cook and have no interest in the kitchen still love a good homemade meal.

You may think that this has no grounds, to deny a man from having food and you might see a different personality from that same man and..... https://www.allsinglesandmarried.com
Health / 13 Health Benefits Of Cucumber, 9 To 12 Are Awesome by LoveUdie: 2:31pm On Feb 07, 2023
1) Beautiful Look: Do you ever wonder why women put cucumbers on their eyes to relieve puffiness? The photochemical in cucumbers makes the collagen in your skin tighten, thus the lack of puffiness. Did you know that you can rub a cucumber on a problematic spot of cellulite anywhere on your body to lessen its visibility of it? Did you also know that it has the same effect on wrinkles? Wow, it makes purchasing those 50 USD dollar creams seem a little silly, doesn’t it? You can also rub a little bit under your kiddo’s eyes after a long bout of crying to avoid that puffy ‘I cried for an hour straight look.

2) Defogger: Do you get annoyed when you get out of the shower and you have to fight the fog on the mirror? Who has time for that when the kids will be awake at any moment? Try rubbing a slice of cucumber on the mirror before you hop in and not only will you get a fog-free mirror, but you will have a nice smell that will boost your mood at that moment.

3) Headaches: If you suffer from headaches from chasing your babies all day or pets or a hectic day in the office, or had a little too much wine with dinner and want to avoid a hangover, eat half of a cucumber before bed. Cucumbers are high in Vitamins B, sugar, and electrolytes, and can replenish the nutrients missing in your body to help you avoid a hangover or to beat that headache that’s been threatening to take over your smile.

4) Crayons on the walls: Take an unpeeled cucumber and rub the crayon off of the walls if your kids left you some artwork on the wall. You can also use this technique to erase a pen mistake on the wall too.

5) Getting Ride Of Bad Breath: Take a slice of a cucumber and put it on the roof of your mouth. Hold it there with your tongue for 30 seconds. The photochemical that you love for cellulite and puff reduction will also kill the bacteria that are causing your...https://www.allsinglesandmarried.com/2020/04/the-untold-14-benefits-of-cucumber.html
Romance / 9 Best Ways For You To Prepare For A Successful Marriage by LoveUdie: 12:12pm On Feb 07, 2023
I have obviously discovered during one of my counseling sessions with some married couples who have challenges in their marriage that a lot of people did not prepare for marriage before they embarked on it, instead they prepared for a wedding which is just a one-day event with family and friends. This same issue applied to so many intending couples I have counseled.

For someone to prepare for a successful marriage, there are things you should know, put in order, and or set up so your marriage can be successful. Those things are;....https://www.allsinglesandmarried.com/2021/10/9-ways-to-prepare-for-successful.html
Business / Re: An App That Pays You To Watch Videos Online by LoveUdie: 10:46am On Feb 06, 2023
sunnyking09:
Have you cashed out from it?

Business / An App That Pays You To Watch Videos Online by LoveUdie: 3:01pm On Feb 05, 2023
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Jobs/Vacancies / Simplest Ways To Make Money With Youtube by LoveUdie: 10:07am On Feb 03, 2023
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Romance / Virginity Is Not Only For Pastor's Daughter by LoveUdie: 11:47pm On Jan 31, 2023
Virginity as seen in the Bible is both a moral and spiritual obligation. Those days, among other things, what qualified a lady for marriage was virginity (see Leviticus 21:13)., to tell you how serious it was then, on the wedding night, the bridegroom was given a white cloth material he was to use to clean up the lady after their first sexual intercourse. He was to come out of the room with a cloth stained with blood as proof of her virginity (see Deuteronomy 22:15-17). If that didn't happen, it meant that the lady was no longer a virgin. Her family will return the bride price to the man's family, lady and her family will be put to shame in the entire community, sometimes, they stoned the non-virgins because they committed an abomination in their parents' houses (see Deuteronomy 22:21). Virginity was the pride of ladies and they were all looking forward to being married as virgins. Sometimes, non-virgins were given another chance to marry but their husbands won't pay their bride price and they won have 't have any special ceremony for them.

In the New Testament, as God's children, we are all commanded to lead a godly life (1 Corinthians 6:9-11; 1 Corinthians 6:18-19; 1Thessalonians 4:3-4; 1Corinthians 5:9-11; Hebrews 13:4; Ephesians 5:3; 1Corinthians 10:8; Acts 15: 20; Galatians 5:19). Virginity is still a requirement for every child of God (male and female). God's word has not changed on that.

Now, to the ladies who said that they lost their virginity because of hardships. My questions to you: Are you the only ladies who faced financial difficulty in this world? What do you have to say of other ladies who chose not to commit fornication despite being in dire need? You committed fornication because you chose to. You wanted an ungodly quick fix. Many single ladies would rather go hungry or be put to shame than have premarital sex. Please understand that.

If you are truly a child of God, a daughter of Zion, you must not argue with the Bible over the command not fornicate. If you didn't live up to expectations, it's okay; God is merciful all things are past away and you are a new creature in Christ (see 2 Corinthians 5:17). But please stop fornication and start practicing abstinence and sexual purity. Please, quit giving flimsy excuses of why you couldn't keep your virginity. Please quit mocking virgins. Virginity may be old-fashion, but it is still God's requirement for entering a marriage.

I hope you have heard me very clearly and if..... https://www.allsinglesandmarried.com


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Business / How A 17 Year Old Boy Made $2,000 Online In One Day by LoveUdie: 12:14pm On Jan 28, 2023
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Jobs/Vacancies / High Paying Canadian Online Jobs This 2023 by LoveUdie: 1:32pm On Jan 27, 2023
High Paying Canadian Online Jobs This 2023
There are some lucrative web-based open positions in Canada in 2023 for Nigerians, and you must not move to Canada to utilize the positions. Are you keen on relocating to Canada to contemplate and need to work simultaneously, it appears to be hard to accomplish, however, I have the best answers for jobs web-based in Canada right from the solace of your home.

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Jobs/Vacancies / Currently The 10 Highest Paying Jobs In The World. by LoveUdie: 9:32am On Jan 24, 2023
From the creation of mankind, jobs have been utilized to keep up with the daily life routines and needs of humanity. With the inception of the industrial revolution and current technology, there has been a drift in differing new jobs worldwide. Today there exist more than one hundred jobs with more than 2 billion people with expertise in different areas.

This article supplies a list of the top ten 10 paying jobs in the world. The procedure followed in this research work was the general summary of the international salary systems, the need, and the availability of personnel in the.... https://www.allsinglesandmarried.com/2023/01/currently-10-highest-paying-jobs-in.html
Romance / 20 Signs That Prove You Have Met The Right Person To Get Married With. by LoveUdie: 3:03pm On Jan 21, 2023
Marriage is beautiful and as well more than just giving birth to children, or sleeping together in the same bedroom with your lover. There's more to marriage than what you have imagined. One of the most critical issues with single both men and women is that they don't know how to identify the right person to get married to just because no one wants to face a marital crisis which includes domestic violence, divorce, and extramarital affairs. As someone single and ready to get married, here are the 20 signs that prove you have met the right person to.....https://www.allsinglesandmarried.com/2023/01/20-signs-that-prove-you-have-met-right.html
Romance / Is He Right Or Wrong? by LoveUdie: 2:21pm On Jan 18, 2023
They Were Engaged!
Their wedding is few months away.
He stays in Lagos and she stays in Calabar.
She went for a seminar in Lagos and decided to pay Him a surprised visit at home.
She got to his house around 9pm and met He was getting ready to retire for the night. They were happy to see each other and she decided to spend the night and leave very early in the morning to her Aunty's place.

In the morning, she was already up and ready to move. But he told her to hang on so he can drop her off on his way to the office. So she had a little breakfast while waiting for Him to finish up so they can leave.
He was ready and rushed to the dinning to have a cup of tea and few slices of bread as usual.

On getting to the dinning, he realized there was no milk and he checked the flask to confirm if his fiancée had made his tea. Well, the flask was empty as well. So he called her to ask what happened.
And she responded by asking Him if he expected her to manage a tin of liquid milk for two of them.

She said she couldn't manage a tin of liquid peak milk for two cups of tea. She admitted to have used the whole tin of milk because she doesn't like sugar in her tea as she prefers her tea very creamy and thick.
She further told him to drink mineral with bread if he really had the need for breakfast that morning. While advising him to always stock his house with enough beverages to avoid such an occurrence as she wasn't ready to start mincing milk.

He told her he was really disappointed she could only think of herself by using the whole tin of milk and not consider him despite seeing that was the last tin in the carton and he lived in an area that had no shops around.
He was aware he had just a tin of milk left in the house and he had planned to go grocery shopping by weekend due to his busy schedules.

She was an unexpected guest and he wasn't aware of her trip to Lagos so the issue of expecting her and making plans for an extra mouth was out of it.
This little episode brought an argument that almost led to exchange of words but for the matured way He handled it and readily apologized because he didn't want them to leave in anger.
They quickly settled and He dropped her at her Aunty's place, gave her money as usual with lots of hugs and kisses and left to the office.

2 days later, He called her to break the engagement and call off the wedding plans.
Reason: He said the milk issue had opened his eyes to the kind of insensitive and selfish woman he was almost getting married to.
He said it meant just one thing to him, that his wife will not be a good manager of his finances and home so he doesn't need that kind of woman as a wife because.... https://www.allsinglesandmarried.com
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Romance / Virginity And Sex On The Wedding Night by LoveUdie: 2:05pm On Jan 17, 2023
Countless virgins have been cajoled into premarital sex on the excuse that sex on the wedding night will be painful and boring and your husband will see you as a disappointment.

First sex will be painful whether before or after marriage. Engaging in it before marriage makes it many times painful because (1) The guy sleeping with you is in a hurry to give himself pleasure and wouldn't want to waste his time being gentle with you. (2) You are torn apart with guilt which makes it double painful -you know you shouldn't be doing it. (3)Your self esteem drops far down as you realized the consequence of what you have done and the regret that you have lost it forever. (4)You are plagued with the fear of unwanted pregnancy and STDs (5) You live in fear of losing the guy.

Sex on the wedding night may give you pain but pleasurable pain and not all virgins even experience pain with their first sex. With good books, godly counsel and genuine love for each other, you can both be taught the process to take to make sex as painless as possible. If at all, you experience pain, it won't be excruciating pain rendering you incapacitated for months. You only have one pain, the pain of breaking the hymen but you gain your pleasure soon afterwards.(1) The pleasure of having waited till your wedding night. (2) The pleasure of giving your husband pleasure (3) The pleasure of winning your husband's pride and trust forever (4) The pleasure of having a solid, sky rocketting self esteem (5)The pleasure of expecting pregnancy without worrying whether your womb has been damaged by the multiple abortions you did before wedding. (5) The pleasure of having no past lover to compare your spouse to. It helps you to thoroughly enjoy sex with your hsband. (6) The pleasure of climaxing easily -you have no hang ups....

Yes! The pleasure of waiting far outweighs the momentary pain you naturally experience with your first sex. Waiting for sex till marriage pays...https://www.allsinglesandmarried.com/
Jobs/Vacancies / List Of 10 Jobs You Can Do Without A University Certificate by LoveUdie: 1:33pm On Jan 17, 2023
In a country such as Nigeria, there are different kinds of jobs that do not require a university degree before you start doing them. These jobs range from entry-level positions to skilled trades and can be found in different industries existing in the country.


Here is the list of those jobs you can have access to without a university certificate.

1) Retail Sales Representative. Retail sales representatives work in places like stores, warehouses, and shops, as well as helping customers find products and providing information about the products and their prices. They go through training after being employed, and anyone can comfortably do the job.

2) Customer Service Representative. Customer service representatives are the personnel that interacts with customers to provide information, resolve issues, and process orders on behalf of the organization they are working with. You are given the training after being employed by your...... https://www.allsinglesandmarried.com/2023/01/list-of-10-jobs-you-can-do-without.html
Romance / Things Women Must Admit by LoveUdie: 6:28am On Jan 15, 2023
1. Most Men cannot have sex exclusively with just one woman, for the rest of their lives. You can ask God why

2. Men are created with varied intimate appetite, some men can do without sex for a year, some cannot do without sex for 2 days. take it or leave it

3. A man who's madly in love with one woman can still have sex with other women but still love his 'woman'. hate me if u like

4. Some of the best husbands have concubines or mistresses, these extra marital affairs play a role in keeping the man sane and free of intimate tensions, especially during mid-life crises. believe it or not (am against men dat are infidelity personify)

5.If your man is just having sex with some sweet sexy teen or babe, WORRY LESS. But, if your man starts making midnight calls, pinging and exchanging text messages with another lady at odd hours, BE VERY WORRIED. I don't agree with this one though *winks*

6. Before you choose your man, ensure he believes in AIDS, STD and protected sex.

7. Most chronic wife beaters are faithful husbands, they hardly have extramarital Affairs.

8. Most 'extra' loving husbands have concubines, these concubines keep the man abreast on new ways of making women happy.

9. Your man's mistress or concubine is most times not interested in you or your home. She has already seen your pictures and those of your kids via your hubby’s phone. She and your hubby just have a intimate understanding or partnership which helps both deal with peculiar individual issues.

10. As a woman, if you go all out in a bid to catch your husband red-handed cheating, you WILL succeed. Then what next? If u listen hard to your domestic servants in their private discussions, u will certainly hear them insult you, so why listen?

11. Judge your man by his responsibilities towards you and the kids, and NOT by who is giving 'doggie style' to him in the office or....https://www.allsinglesandmarried.com/2022/12/10-things-women-love-about-sex-but-are.html
Business / List Of 7 Lucrative Businesses You Can Do Online To Earn Big Profits. by LoveUdie: 9:17am On Jan 13, 2023
As a Graduate resident in Nigeria, one of the mistakes you shouldn't be caught doing is believing you can make millions from your monthly salary received from the government or private companies.

It's important to know that there are Skills that will give you unimaginable profits rather than being just a salary earner. Many of these jobs are done online right from the comfort of your home, and the great news is that they are done as part-time jobs or.....https://www.allsinglesandmarried.com/2023/01/list-of-7-lucrative-businesses-you-can.html
Jobs/Vacancies / 22 Wealth Creation Tools You Must Have In Order To Make Money Online by LoveUdie: 11:37am On Jan 10, 2023
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Jobs/Vacancies / List Of Lucrative Business You Can Begin At Home With Zero Capital. by LoveUdie: 12:10pm On Jan 07, 2023
There's nothing more satisfying than realizing you can sit at home and acquire or make great money for yourself without going through much pressure.
These strategies I will examine here will not make you rich quickly yet can make you live more easily and consistently have some cash in your.....https://www.allsinglesandmarried.com/2023/01/list-of-lucrative-business-you-can.html

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Romance / Before You Get Married, Think About These Things by LoveUdie: 8:31pm On Jan 01, 2023
1. HAVE SOUND VISION FOR YOUR LIFE
You are more than a cook and baby factory. You are on a earth for a purpose. What is your vision, what is your mission? What is your reason for existence?

2. HAVE A SOURCE OF INCOME
If you have no job or business you are doing and you are looking for an ATM man to dump all your financial responsibility on, you will end up a leech, not a wife, a sucker, not a giver, a liability, not an asset, a burden not a burden bearer! Get a job!

3. TAKE CARE OF YOUR BODY
Some ladies are in their twenties and they look close to their graves, why? How many children have you had? Why are you not firm, smart, healthy and attractive? If you have health issues, darling, pray for healing before you get married. With faith you will be healed. If you eat junks, stop the trash and eat healthy food. Too much sugar, red meat, chocolates are not good for you. They are waiting to affect your body in future.

4. LEARN HOW TO ADDRESS A MAN
You don't talk to a man like your errand boy or primary school mate. You talk to him as your head with respect and honour. If you can't respect a man and regard him as the leader in your relationship, forget about marriage darling or you may end up divorced.

5. LEARN HOW TO COOK
See, men don't joke with their stomach. Learn to cook different types of food and soup. Routine food eventually becomes tasteless and uninviting. Men love adventure. Children love adventure. Cooking different types of soup/ food make your husband stay at home and have no need wandering into bukaterias, cafeterias, eateries etc where daughters of Jezebel may seduce and snatch him from you!

6. LEARN ABOUT SEX
Not by practicing for God's sake, you are not yet married. Few months/weeks to your wedding, learn about your sexual anatomy, sexuality, reproductive organs, genitals, etc. Be familiar with your body and prepare for quality sex IN MARRIAGE. I get too many chats from naive, ignorant brides and it gets to me. Some even stay off sex for weeks or months on end after wedding. What's the meaning of that nonsense? If you know you will masturbate or fornicate if you will learn about your sexuality then wait at least 2 weeks to wedding and read! Take a mirror and look at your vagina, labia minora, labia majora, clitoris, vagina entrance, some say if you look close enough you will see your hymen. Each part has its functions in marriage. Get EVERY WOMAN and read. It will help you understand your body better as a woman.

7. BE A PRAYER MACHINE!
A woman who cannot pray is not ready for marriage! Your husband has a great destiny to fulfil, you have a great destiny to fulfil, your children has a great destiny to fulfil and the devil won't fold his arms and watch protect your family by soaking them in prayer! If you are a lazy spiritual bum as a single lady, your prayer life will end up a sorry case after marriage!

Before you become a wife, prepare well so you do not end up a failure or become a.... https:///www.allsinglesandmarried.com

Thanks for reading. God bless you. Cheers!
© Seun Oladele, 2019.

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Autos / Take Notes Of These Insurance Policy Act Before Buying Insurance by LoveUdie: 4:10pm On Dec 31, 2022
The Insurance Agency Act is the essential regulation overseeing all governmental consolidated or enlisted insurance agencies in your country and also....https://www.allsinglesandmarried.com/2022/12/insurance-companies-act.html

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