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4play

I blame you besides my Dad is the last born in the family, so how can you be his younger bro ARE YOU THE "ILLEGITIMATE"

Chacal

One of my Janded "Chic homies" works for the "PoPo" so i am covered

Debo

let me make a few calls (you go refund me back my credit anytime i see you oh!! MTN DEY I no talk again). And see who is available and who is free, but you go comot your house go meet them oh before they think i am sending them to a serial killer You know England ain't safe nowadays for women

ARSENAL TO WIN THE PREM AT OT!!

GOONER 89

Maitama

Girl i stay at maitama as well when i am in town (by Rockview Hotel), a couple of times i stay at Gwarimpa at a Pals place (if i need some Privacy for   ).

Girl its all good You never know, i might have even bumped into you somewhere before without knowing Maybe at Grand Square, Dome or Metro (you know as big as Abj is, its also small)

Anyways, WELCOME TO NL.

Chuck

I am also into the[i] "Hospitality"[/i] business

Besides you can talk!! YOUR IN ESSEX MATE!! I LOVE THAT TOWNNNNNN!!

Any Naija guy that has been to England and hasn't visited Essex, Dover or Cheltenham doesn't know whats up

GOONER 89

Debo how long are you in Old Blighty for I could hook you up with some Fine Punanies

My treat for a fellow Gunner (my own na to hook up oh, na you go do the rest ).

GOONER 89

P.S. If you are religious, also have some "Jesus" chics as well

JUST SAY THE WORD MATE!!

Cassiel

Fleabags Jerks

Baby Girl You're a woman after my heart

This should be a fun filled adventure.

Anyways girl, what part of Abj do you stay at, thats my town for real , (prefer it to Lag and PH).

And please don't tell me you are a[i] "Gwags" [/i] product.

Its all good, welcome to NL (for the second time).

TO BE OR NOT TO BE RAZORR!! Time will tell

GOONER 89

This So called new Female Scummy has spunk The next couple of weeks should be fun

Anyway Razorr, oh i'am sorry, Cassiel welcome back

GOONER 89

Really!?

Anyways, time will tell, i remember a certain Valykire also suddenly came along from God knows where WHERE IS SHE NOW

Besides whats up with your; Razorr is kit stuff

GOONER 89

Rikky

As Jay-Z would say; YOU HIT THE MONEY MY NIGGA!!

Now if only I-man could find his brain, then we would be all good.

Razorr

Welcome back

Chacal

Go shag your dog, you promised your neighbour some puppies, you better deliver.

GOONER 89

Chacal and Cassiel

Strange , Chacal where is Razorr

GOONER 89

Cassiel

I got you in the mood Wow are you like your name sake Cassie the singer Of  "Me and you" fame

Baby girl, lets leave this[i] "Stupid excuse of a thread"[/i] and go somewhere private where we can have mental stimulation let me get you in the mood some more

Lets practice, "Inter - club" relations.

Don't discriminate!! Procreate!!

Debo and Kit ,

abeg lets leave these Scumtwats to focus on saving money from Wes Brown's salary. May will decides who brags.

We can wait till then.

GOONER 89

Kit; Bola don stop dey torment me when arsenal get bad result, maybe he is waiting for United to overtake us before he calls  

D'oh

We were down 1- nil against the Brummies and it ended a draw, even if it was against 10 men (We beat Blackburn in the Milk cup with 10 men).

You were leading 1- nil against the Hammers and still got bleeped (For a third time). Lets see if they can make it 4 in a row.

Season will soon end, so the bragging will be stalled till then.

I WILL BE HERE NO MATTER WHAT HAPPENS!!

GOONER 89

4play

Stand firm now!! Clinton or Obama

My choice is: A DEMOCRAT CANDIDATE

Chacal

For someone that changes the goal post every now and then, we ain't worried about your rantings.

1, Game week 10, then it became game week 11
2, By winter, guess winter is coming to an end.
3, United can lose 3 to 4 games and still be Champs, slowly it became 4 to 5 games (soon it will be 5 to 6 games).

Basically, you all are defending Champs, when Chelsea defended their titles, they did it from the front, the year they lost it, they were chasing United for most of the season.

You Scumtwats should let everyone chase you as champions, not be here screaming, IT WAS 5 NOW ITS 3 Like a fake Faze record Is that what Champions are meant to be talking about

You led us once or twice, why didn't ya'll keep up the momentum and give everyone a gap like TRUE CHAMPIONS

Inter are going for their 3rd Sculletto on the bounce, and they are doing it from the front (even if Roma are hot on their tail). Madrid are going for their second La liga on the bounce, and they are doing it from the front, (even if Barca are on their tail).

United are going for their 2nd title on the bounce and they are doing it from the back SEE THE BIG DIFFERENCE!!

Now its about wrestling titles away from Wenger You are the one defending your title mate, not us, so you ain't wrestling anything from anyone. YOU ARE DEFENDING YOUR CHAMPIONSHIP!! Got it!!

Anyways, lets see how it all comes down by May.

KEEP SITTING AND KEEP ADMIRING!! (Keep wrestling as well)

Wrestling the title away from Wenger Chacal, you could take a part-time job as a stand up comic on Def Jam Comedy Central you know

Best quote so far, beats the "Where your Guns @" and "Holy Trinty" quotes hands down

Like your gaffer likes proclaming, that is the best quote ever seen in the Prem.

I thought nothing will beat the[i] "No excuses"[/i] quote, but "Wrestle the title" beats that hands down

Can we get more please (Like Pepsi).

GOONER 89

Manscum4life

Question to ya'll, if Arsenal do win the Prem, WHAT WILL YOU ALL DO Will you throw us a special party

You all act as if, we will get "special Scummy presents" if Arsenal win the prem

I say it again, I WON'T RUN, NO MATTER WHAT HAPPENS!! (Won't give any excuses either) Lets see how many of you are here if United lose out

JK

No excuses, i have been saying it all season long, but as usual, you all have selective amnesia, oh if Arsenal beat Milan, do we get a special "We vbeat Milan" trophy Does beating Milan make us favorites for the UCL We beat Real M and Juve on the way to the final, still lost out to Barca.

Thats why its a Cup Competition, Anything can happen.

The presure is more on Milan to deliver, we are the underdogs here, Milan are the defending Champs, and have to act as such, us beating Milan doesn't mean we will end up lifting the Trophy or getting to the Final, afterall Chelsea got to a final and lost Thought they said they never lost when they see a cup.

How many posts have you seen me give on Milan vs Arsenal EPL IS WHAT I WANT THIS SEASON!! Anything else is a bonus. HOPE THAT IS CLEAR!!

GOONER 89

Where Bolani dey sef

CHACAL

Read my lips for the last time; LOYIKA ONLY CARES ABOUT THE EPL!! How many times will i say it for you to get it I have been saying it since the season started, i have been saying it inbtw the season, and i am saying it again.

Keep telling me about Carling Cups and FA Cups and Champ leagues, all i know is that, by the End of May, Gallas will be the Captain smiling the most with a medal round his neck, stating that he is the Champion of Old Blighty!!

SIT BACK AND ADMIRE OUR BEHINDS!!

JK

You know Loyika will never hide, If United win the Prem, i will be here, if United do not win it, I WILL DEFINATELY BE HERE!!

I DON'T RUN like the Chavs

GOONER 89

Chacal

Even if thats true, WE STILL WILL BE AHEAD OF YOU MATE!!

Thats my point, instead of wishing Arsenal do this or don't do that, ya'll should just leap frog us and maintain the tempo.

Don't come crying like little girls about, it was 5 now its 3 Is it Arsenal's fault that United are as inconsistent in the league as a Woman with "irregular menses"

You all are meant to be champs, LEAD LIKE CHAMPS FFS!!

Its sickening that the Prem Champs are jumping up and down with; they were 8 points clear now they are 1 point clear.  

Until you all lead the table, Keep Admiring our butts!!

Now you are on some Anti-Gallas charade, you Mancs will never change. Can't you wait till the game against A Villa to see if any recriminations or fall outs will come from the "Gallas game show".

GOONER 89

Look at these silly Scumbots

It was 5 now its 3, soon it will be 0 YOU ALL ARE CLOWNS!! How is that any different than what we have been hearing all season; CHANGE THE FLIPPING RECORD!!

Before boxig day, ya''ll took the lead and i distinctively remember some Scummies telling me that; "thats the end of Arsenal's challenge"!!

2 months down the line and we are still on the same boat. ARSENAL WILL CRUMBLE, IT WAS 5 NOW ITS 3, UNITED ARE ON THE RISE!!

Nigga pleaseeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!

Get back to us when you are actually ahead (by even 1 point), till then, keep deluding yourselves.

We go to Stamford Bridge and OT Don't ya'll go to SB as well , have you also forgotten you also get to play your husband penultimate game (West Ham).

Points will still be dropped by all.

Torment Arsenal my goat's balls!! The only people that are tormented are you scumtwats, what with your team not having the balls to top the table. All your 10-nil performances will soon be followed by some 1-nil loss, because Rooney was suspended!? OR IS THAT NOT THE PATHETIC SING SONG YOU ALL USE!!

If ya'll are the champs, LEAD THE FLIPPING TABLE AS CHAMPS!!, not wait for other teams to do your work for you

KEEP TORMENTING US FROM BEHIND!! We don't mind

Come end of season, ARSENAL WILL BE PREM CHAMPIONS (Ya'll can suck a Scum lollipop for all we care ).

GOONER 89

@ JK

Torment the Gunners Keep tormenting us from the back.

As for Wes Brown. Well you scummies can treat the guy anyhow you want, doesn't really bother us gunners.

But its hella funny that when we moan about players at Arsenal, JK goes on some charade about us not respecting our players. Now all of a sudden, Wes Brown should get lost because he is asking for a pay raise WOW!! WONDERS SHALL NEVER CEASE!!

Guess Fela Kuti was right, "Situations do bring out the beast in us"

Torment us indeed!! SILLY SCUMTWATS!!

GOONER 89

Gallas kicked an ad board, Cantona kung fu kicked a footie supporter

Rooney stamped on someones balls, Becks kicked out at an Argie at the WC (Nothing wrong with kicking the Argies though ).

And i guess dirty players like Roy Keane, Paul Scholes and co, were also bred by Arsene

GO FIGURE!!

GOONER 89

Chacal

You are really a Arrow, did i not say this; "You know that was never a PENALTY, but thats football, decisions don't always go for you, but they eventually even themselves out through the season"

So who was complaining

You said it mate, YOU ARE 3 POINTS BEHIND US!! I would suggest you talk when you are ahead of us, cause you have been repeating the same rubbish since the season started

Once again i say; ARSENAL WILL WIN THE LEAGUE!! I didn't stutter.

You guys beat Keegan's army by 5 goals so Bleep what lets hope you can beat the Hammers when they come to OT PENULTIMATE GAME!!

GOONER 89

Kit

Oboy how you dey, abeg no mind the "Wolf Man", Spewing Bunkum seems to be his newest past time.

Hey where has Wormy gone to , I thought he would be here to tell us how Chelsea is on the rise How Grant is a better Jew than Speilberg How lampard and all the other Chelsea players, are better than our squad

Wormy goes missing like C Ronaldo during a big game

Even Akola and Somze show face

The Spuds won a trophy Boy!! I never thought i would ever see that again in my life time

If Wenger is a Arrow, then your gaffer is a fool for reporting the case of a "Laser beam" being pointed at C Ronaldo (What utter stupidity), or for saying that Lille should be punished for protesting Ryan Gigg's free kick.

Wenger said something in the heat of the moment, and retracted it back, at least he was man enough about coming back to say he over reacted, WHEN LAST DID FERGIE COME BACK TO CORRECT HIMSELF

Stop being biased all the time mate

As for the tackle, bad as it was, THESE THINGS HAPPEN IN FOOTIE!! Kolo got injured blocking a shot Dida got injured on the flipping bench Owen got injured on his own

Tackles are part of the game, sometimes players ride them and dust themselves off, sometimes they don't. THATS THE ENGLISH GAME FOR YOU!

If this was Spain, Taylor would have been banned for a long time, or if that tackle were on Rooney or C Ronaldo (Imagine the fit SAF would have thrown) or someone like Gerrard, the English media would have gone haywire.

But shyte happens, WE ALL WISH DUDU THE BEST!! Hope it doesn't affect him, as the mental scars will not be erased.

The team have to forget this and play on, hope RVP and Rozzi are back soonest, so we can win this trophy for DUDU!!

GOONER 89

Chacal

You Dumbo , i knew it was a typo, just having fun mate.

You keep talking of 11 vs 10, errr!! You lost to 4 teams in the prem 11 vs 11, we have lost 1 game out of 27, so whats the noise.

You know that was never a PENALTY, but thats football, decisions don't always go for you, but they eventually even themselves out through the season. Our performance cannot be faulted, apart from Ade and Clichy!!

Gallas "over reacted" but its no biggie, thats the way he is as an individual, many fellas wear their emotions on their sleeves, Keano wasn't any different. Gallas has improved our defence in the league and come up with some important goals that will be remembered when we win the league.

You keep talking about your team in the league A team that can win 1 game by 4 clear goals and then go on and lose to someone else the next couple of games, or do you think United will not lose again in the league WEST HAM ARE STILL AROUND THE CORNER MATE (Beware the Bogey teams, Real M learnt that yesterday against Getafe ).

THIS LEAGUE IS OURS, whether we win it by 5 or 1 point makes no flipping difference to anyone, even if we win it on goal difference.

SIT BACK AND ADMIRE!! You are still chasing us, as you have been all through the season. So what are you on about , come May and you will still be behind us, GET USED TO IT!!

GOONER 89

Emperoh

"Imagine Busst undergoing the Surgeons wife 12 times"



Abeg don't make me die of laughter oh!!

I am sure the Surgeon will love the fact that Busst was "Undergoing his wife, and 12 times for that matter"

@ Gunners

Can't really say much about saturday Will just lket everyone express their opinions, i will take a rain check on analysing our game with the Brummies for now.

maybe later, if i can summon up the nerve, i will give my take on a horrible day up north by Le Arse.

For now, Silence they say is golden.

Undergoing the surgeon's wife 12 times

NL won't kill me oh!! Hot lady that Surgeon's wife, innit

GOONER 89

Gooners

Whats happening, its been a while since i posted anything worthwhile on our thread I spend more time on the Scummy thread nowadays   having unnecessary arguements over basically nothing

But i am back to focusing on my team as we go down the last laps of the league

Where do we stand right now Well we are in a good position, but its very tricky, as we have a thin squad and need to have lady luck on our side.

Anyway, the good news is that Toure won't be out for as long as once thought, so there is hopefully going to be cover soonest for Senderos (where is Johan D ). Also Rozzi and "The Perse"   should be back soon (hopefully RVP will get a run out tomorrow or at least against Villa ). We really miss the goal threat of RVP, and to a large extent Mozart (Rosicky), especially in the area of shots from  outside the box. Hope when they comeback, they don't get injured anymore, till the season wraps up FINGERS CROSED EVERYONE!!

Hey!! Something else to ponder; Does Almunia take back the keeper slot, or does Crazy Jens maintain , as this will surely be his last season for the club. For the past 5 games, he has been ok, even at OT he was the star of the dismal Arsenal team performance (orelse we would have been bagging double figures ).

Anyways, Flamster says he ain't leaving and Arsene should be our gaffer for a long time. Also Cesc has pledged his future to the club as well, so all in all, key personnel memebers of the squad aren't going anywhere So the main emphasis should be on getting players to come in and add some quality, but i am getting way ahead of myself.

We face the Brummies tomorrow. Focus is needed by the guys to get the maximum points and put pressure on our challengers to keep up.

Will the extra games played by the squad tell on us I hope not. Also heard Ade might be a doubt Time for the others to step up, which i am sure will be no problem Just hope we can round the contest up in the first half, and then relax.

COMEON YOU RED AND WHITE ARMY!! LETS GO 8 POINTS CLEAR OF THE SCUMTWATS!!

Have a lovely weekend guys (and ladies)

MUKINA WHERE ART THOU!!

GOONER 89

Will you all give this Nani stuff a rest.

Or is this also some "Showboating" skill from the NL Scummies

Ya'll should let this die a peaceful death.

GOONER 89

In all my years of watching footie

http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport2/hi/football/teams/m/man_utd/7255975.stm

What won't we hear/see again

Hopefully will give my views on the game much later But summary is; OUR ATTACKLINE WAS RUBBISH!!

GOONER 89

Tsk! Tsk! Tsk!!

Chelsea FC

http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/sport/football/premier_league/chelsea/article3402512.ece

Same Old! Same Old!!

GOONER 89

Eldee

I hear you bro

Like i said, TIME WILL TELL!!

GOONER 89

Chacal

I never said i wanted him to be injured, i just said, ya'll shouldn't complain when he gets hacked down.

Anyway, time will tell. I just hope he does more of those against teams like Bolton.

GOONER 89

Like i said; i have no problem with Nani blowing bubbles from his arse, but let no one complain when he is hacked down and injured for like 4 months.

Cause thats whats going to happen, if he tries that act against other teams like Blackburn and Bolton.

I hope when you guys get to play POMPEY again this season, Nani plays and decides to do his act.

I really see a lot of time on the sideline injured for this lad, at least C Ronaldo has strenght and can ride the challenges and kicks he gets from defenders, i really don't see Nani being that strong OH WELL!! TIME WILL TELL!!

GOONER 89

Why is "Demento" angry

http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/sport/football/premier_league/article3399661.ece

Old Prune Face really does have some nerve Imagine him saying Arsenal get preferential treatment ; ARE YOU HAVING A LAUGH!?

The Scum United manager is complaining about preferencial treatment from the FA , what won't we hear. This coming from a man that bullies refs to add more time in games, especially when United are chasing a result.

This coming from a man that didn't mind when his own players were kicking Reyes left, right and center. He complains about Gallas FFS Scholesy gets away with blue murder, and he complains about Gallas.

WHAT A self-servicer!!

Anyway i hope Keegan does us a favour and give SAF something to think about, afterall, he has inflicted some heavy defeats on "Sour Puss" before as Man City's boss.

http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/sport/football/premier_league/newcastle/article3399580.ece

For our match tonight, FAB4 says it all;

http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/sport/football/premier_league/arsenal/article3399673.ece

Might add more to that later in the day.

GOONER 89

Was it not

Damn!! At least part of "Phat Girls" was

Chacal, you are as objective as Dayokanu

GOONER 89

I man 

your objectivity about Arsenal is as recognised as Bin laden's love for the Saudi Royals

Anyway, compared to Chacal, YOU ARE GOLD

Comeon click on the link i gave you YOU KNOW YOU WANT TO!!

Anyways, I have re discovered your lost link;

www.bunkumblog.com



GOONER 89

Who's your money on, Inter or Liverpool

I-man

That Arsenal-Mania forum stuff was from 2006 Nice one mate

As i said, Gunners complain about Myles because he spends as much time criticising the club, as he does praising it.

Its the same way Arsenal supporters feel about Alan hansen and the whole MOTD crew, its the same way gunners feel about Ian Wright and his column in the Mirror (i think).

Myles P speaks his mind, and love him or loathe him, they still won't stop reading him. Arseblogger is more Pro Arsenal in his stance, cause he is a true Irish Gooner through and through, unlike Myles, who is not really a Gooner. The same way, Guardian don't let Amy Lawrence write on Arsenal issues because she is a born and bred Gooner, or how the BBC restrict M Bose from Arsenal stories, cause he is a "Gooner".

Hansen is allowed to write on Liverpool, and usually is kind to them. Its like Lawro, if he predicts that United will lose a game, United fans will lambast him on their forums, but if he says they will win, they quote him (same for all supporters).

So like i said, Myles P speaks his mind, he doesn't ask for anyone to agree with them, afterall, You and Chacal speak your minds all the time, and 70% of folks on Nairaland think its "Bunkum"

The other 30% are Scummies, who use you both as shields to defend their lack of footie knowledge

If you hate Myles so much, start your own blog, at least Akinlabi has his been there, don't see much, but respect him for the views he expresses.

We all await, I-MAN'S BLOG ZONE!!

GOONER 89