@Akola

I ain't your baby. Ma boyfriend is around o. Don't let him sack me!  Alakoba!


@Jackal

It's the effect of Jose's exit. He hasn't been the same all day, but can you blame him? My head has been upside down since morning as well. Can't think straight. It's sad.

@Vieria

I will take you to Romford Meat market or Upton park, buy Hallal meat and hammers shirt,pay up your ISP's money and then give you a job with Mr Grant(in his house though)

@Jackal

No be to get you one lady at Kings cross in the evening then buy you one Everton shirt.

@Razoor

Na £10m jare

Me?

A lady in King's Cross?
Nah . . . . I dont get down like that even if u get me a super-class chic in SOHO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Everton shirt for a Man Utd fan?
Akola, are u thinking straight?
Lemme dial 999 for Akola o . . . . .whats ur address again?

Jackal:

Me?

A lady in King's Cross?
Nah . . . . I don't get down like that even if u get me a super-class chic in SOHO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

You dey go to Soho in the night?

I see

All blue fans that were addicted to mourinho's frontpage stories, and press conferences that seemed more important to them than the match it5self can now cover thier heads in shame

MESSAGE TO ALL CHELSEA FANS

                                  AN EASY WAY TO SAVE UR FACE AND NAME
                       
                                                JOIN EVERTON

                                    AT LEAST YOU'LL STILL BE CALLED THE BLUES

ADESUWA:

                                           MESSAGE TO ALL CHELSEA FANS

                                    AN EASY WAY TO SAVE UR FACE AND NAME
                       
                                                        JOIN EVERTON

                                    AT LEAST YOU'LL STILL BE CALLED THE BLUES

hehehehehehehe " "

ADESUWA:

                           MESSAGE TO ALL CHELSEA FANS

                                 AN EASY WAY TO SAVE UR FACE AND NAME
                     
                                               JOIN EVERTON

                                   AT LEAST YOU'LL STILL BE CALLED THE BLUES

lol

the story goes that Abramovic became interested in buying a football club when he watched man-utd play real madrid in champions league (4-3, anybody remember?), he enjoyed the entertaining soccer,
He bought chelsea and hired mourinho to win the champions league stylishly, Mr portugal did none, instead jose gave him the kind of soccer that brought only 24000 fans to watch chelsea play their last champions league match, and more than half of the 24000 booed their team,
the man did not do what he was hired to do, hence the sack

and the're derbies will be against the other reds, Liverpool

Ol’ Jose goofed and was sack’d by RA
Hm Ha, sack’d by RA

He wasted RA’s bucks and underperform’d
Hm, Ha, Underperform’d

RA woke up, and gave him d’ boot
Hm, Ha gave him a boot

Drogba got up and got d “gba ”
Hm’ ha got d “gba”

Which made all Chelsites to dream relegation
Hm ha, dream relegation!

He came, he spent, he goofed, and naturally, was booted!
Good riddance to bad (Special ) nonsense!

Red devils Smileeeee!

All Jose Mourinho's portugese backroom staff have all departed.
This is getting dramatic now.
Intel reports are even saying CHELSEA SUPPORTERS ARE STAGING A PROTEST THIS EVENING CONCERNING MOURINHO'S EXIT.

@Temmie

This is sports NOT Stock exchange stuff

"Hilarious. The Russian might know oil but he knows nothing of footbla,

The demise o Chelsea has now entered a new phase.

Abramovic will be gone within 3 years. You heard it here.

Bye bye Chelsea"


"From today i'm off from Chelsea as a fan- JM brought everything meaningful to Chelsea which was nowhere 3 years ago. It is sad that the owner, Abramwhatever could be so myopic to let him go. Too bad for Chelsea-i'm off to a better club with real plans for the future!"


"see Chelsea relegated next season, Abramovic off back to the Ukraine, Terry and Lampard plying their trade at Real Madrd or in Italy and Mourinho either managing Madrid, Barcelona, Milan or even Man Utd with Alex retiring. Now wouldn’t that be a kick in the teeth for the Blues"


"The Premier League has lost some spice. the greatness of the Chelsea team should now come out, if their players are worth their salt.
Wish you all the best of luck Jose, wherever you go.
You are an icon!!
Howz your dog between??"
cheeky


"‘Special One’ who?,… more like ‘Special Gone’… his stupid quotes won’t be missed."

hehehehehehehehe

"Good Riddance !! . Arrogant . Over confidant. Not special. I could have achieved the same at Chelski with that money !!!!"

bwaahahahahaha



"

am not a chelsea fan. i dislike their pattern of play but like me, most of us who never liked chelsea but secretly respect JM will miss him.
He is a great coach no doubt. I hope he remains in the premiership cos for me, the premiership is about hitting a decline after the departure of henry from arsenal, JM is another entertaining individual to watch! wish him all the best in his future endeavour! wish NFA will hire him[/color][color=#990000][/color][color=#990000][color=#990000][/color]!

and chelseas title odds keep dropin,liverpool r now above em,n d way arsenal r goin its jus a mata of time b4. . .wel u already no.
Chel'sea' wil soon become chel'pond'

edetcnn:

Ol’ Jose goofed and was sack’d by RA
Hm Ha, sack’d by RA

He wasted RA’s bucks and underperform’d
Hm, Ha, Underperform’d

RA woke up, and gave him d’ boot
Hm, Ha gave him a boot

Drogba got up and got d “gba ”
Hm’ ha got d “gba”

Which made all Chelsites to dream relegation
Hm ha, dream relegation!

He came, he spent, he goofed, and naturally, was booted!
Good riddance to bad (Special ) nonsense!

Red devils Smileeeee!

of all the posts i have read everywhere today, urs is crazy " "

ok i fully agree wit all of u, im not a chelsea fan but i'm not happy 2 see josi go dis way, i wuld hav expected somtin more spectacular or dramatic!!!

Hmmm

After taking time to follow this story and look at all the details, i can finally put my thoughts on the forum.

(My server being down due to the rains, didn't help a lot either   )

First things first

@ Razorr

If you are going to add quotes from BBC and such, please don't add them as part of what you have written to make it look as if you wrote them, that is called "Plagerism" dear and is a CRIME

Now unto the matter at hand.

1, Maureen was SACKED!! Anyone that says otherwise is either being "Stupid" or just wants to be sentimental.

2, Maureen is not as "Special" as you all keep making out to be. (Thank God Roman A also saw that eventually).

3, Will the EPL miss him= YES. Will it suddenly lose itself cause he has gone= HELL NO!!

4, What next for Chelsea, well at this moment "Pugatory", How i feel for Ashley Cole and co; He comes out and says Chelsea will go unbeaten, they lose to Villa. Terry says they will dominate Europe, they Draw with the lowest ranked team in the CL (At home, where most of their supporters couldn't be bothered to turn up, and those that did, booed the team). LESSON TO BE LEARNED = CHELSEA PLAYERS SHOULD SHUT THE HELL UP AND STOP JINKING THEIR TEAM.

ANYWAYS, here are my top 5 reasons for Jose being kicked out

Number 1
The Sheva/Ballack factor.

Number 2

Boring Chelsea/ Exciting Chelsea  factor.

Number 3

Travails of dealing with a Russian Oligarch, (who actually loves footie and is not as Evil as is being made out to be by the Chelsea NL supporters, after all; WHAT WAS CHELSEA BEFORE ROMAN CAME WITH HIS CASH = A Poor, Classless, Hooligan dominated Club).

Number 4

The Mediterrainian Arrogance factor.

Number 5

The "Too many cooks spoils the brew" factor.

Now having said all this, what next for Maureen WHO CARES!! NOT I FOR SURE, WHY SHOULD I CARE WHERE HE GOES (Unless he suddenly takes over from Berti Vogts as National team coach, i couldn't care less if Sharks of Port Harcourt is his next destination ). For one thing i believe if Maureen wants to finally prove to folks that he is really a "Special One", there is no better opportunity that the one that presents itself in Spurs.

This is a chance for Maureen to show that he is as brilliant as he thinks he is. Spurs has as good a squad as you can find anywhere (In Berb, he has a better version of Drogs, In Lennon he has a better version of SWP, all he has to do is pinch Cech, who i doubt would leave RA, as these Eastern european guys speak the same Language (if you know what i mean   ) Terry, Lamps and maybe Carvalho (I don't think the Spurs faithful will take to Drogba  ) And they are in the bottom half of the table with 6 games having played.

So Maureen can work his "Special"   magic and give Spurs what they want, and he can do this without having to hear, "IF NOT FOR MONEY" all the time. With that, i feel Maureen will finally get the Respect he craved from all and sundry.

Oh well!! I just hope Chelsea's Golden era does not have to wait another 50 years before it can now be resurrected.

Like i once told Wormy; "lets see where Arsenal and Chelsea are in the next 4 to 5 years". I mean, what Club will folks like Razorr and other so "called Chelsea fans" now cling on to, I presume Man City or Everton are the Closest thing to being "True Blues."

GOONER 89

hehehehehehehehehehehehehehe

Loyiks u r mean

my ribs hurt already

loyiks, abeg who made u the moses or ruggedmen of nairaland

this news is like wow

hehehehehe

I heard Ocean Boys are looking for a new coach, Razorr tell Maureen to forward his CV to them

I forsee a mass decamping of Chelski fans occurring in the following months, probably to MU and maybe Liverpool (who have incidentally been struck with the metatarsal curse)

I can't wait to hear Cashley's comments now, arrogant little self-servicer that'll teach you a lesson. Piss off Avram G and you'll get the 'MOSSAD' Treatment, SAF's hairdryer treatment will look like child's play

Downfall of chelsea has begun bwahahahahahaha

Please get ur facts right. Maureen or whatever u call him was at the premier of the film 'The Blue Revolution'. He was called to the board room for an emergency meeting, and the next we heard was that he was gone.

Did u expect the Board to say they sacked him? Do u know the kind of revolution that will come from the fans?

Debo me too

am waiting to hear what cashley would say

Diarra would be thanking God

Please we do not need any chekslite o please

we are just fine

JM is a world class coach no doubt.

Even Wenger or Ferg cant manage Chelsea( like JM) under the watchful eyes of a dictator and money-miss road billionaire.

Making enough money available to buy players is one thing , but dictating who to buy is another.

If JM was a lucky coach, what about his acheivement with Porto?

fochex:

JM is a world class coach no doubt.

Even Wenger or Ferg can't manage Chelsea( like JM) under the watchful eyes of a dictator and money-miss road billionaire.

Making enough money available to buy players is one thing , but dictating who to buy is another.

If JM was a lucky coach, what about his acheivement with Porto?

that's exactly what i said

edetcnn:

Ol’ Jose goofed and was sack’d by RA
Hm Ha, sack’d by RA

He wasted RA’s bucks and underperform’d
Hm, Ha, Underperform’d

RA woke up, and gave him d’ boot
Hm, Ha gave him a boot

Drogba got up and got d “gba ”
Hm’ ha got d “gba”

Which made all Chelsites to dream relegation
Hm ha, dream relegation!

He came, he spent, he goofed, and naturally, was booted!
Good riddance to bad (Special ) nonsense!

Very funny! How about Stamford Bridge is falling down
Falling Down Falling Down
Stamford Bridge is Falling Down

Ohh Mourinho or is it Avram Grant now?

Then you both can follow him to where ever he goes to coach now!?  

Besides Eldee

How can he be at a Cinema and then leave for a meeting, then text his Players to tell them he was leaving the Club

http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/sport/football/premier_league/chelsea/article2493403.ece

Please provide us with any link that shows where it said he was watching the Film with the other Staff members, i can't find any article or heard any new report either on telly or the radio that he was at the said Cinema.

GOONER 89

Loyika u don come abi

A40
Ruudie gave a version of that song . .few pages back

stanmford bridge has fallen down fallen down fallen down
stanmford bridge has fallen down fallen down fallen down

i heard it on sky news, i'll try to get on thier website. Remember this stuff started at arround 10.00pm yesterday

I am a Man Utd Fan, but i am very sad that Jose is leaving, he came to England and raised the standards, i want to see who else would win the premiership over 90 + points from now on. His cynicism of other coaches and Opposition players are legendary, How can i forget the allusion he made in the last Januray Transfer window, when he was asked to pay some outrageous fee for some players,
"i can pay 350, 000 pounds for an Aston Martin, but when you ask me to pay that same amount for an ordinary car i would say no,, cause i know it is not that price"
That is Jose for you, i strongly believe that Chelsea would not remain the same again without him and i see a mass exodus of the so called Chelsea fans here in Nigeria, Arsenal , expect your prodigal fans to soon start shouting Fabri, Gas, Fabri, Pass, Fabri, Trash et al.
Dont mind me sha, That Fabregas guy is the best Player in England as at now and i say that without any apologies, he is simply in a class of his own. I only wish Ronaldo and Rooney are going to be 'all weather' Players like him this season. I believe he would be the PFA player of the year. And with that boy in this form and Chelsea with no Mourinho , Na wa oooooo.
Nothing wey the boy go do Man U wey go pain me this season sha, He did it twice last season.
Au reviour Jose