What is Buhari doing there?!

The bride must be a feminist - no other explanation.

Violence follows them like flies follow yellowish, watery, gbegiri, diarrhoea shiit.


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spiralwedge:
I'm tired of Lagos. Can anyone suggest a city or town in Nigeria one can move to to start all over again? Or even neighbouring countries?

Has anyone done that? Has anyone moved away from the hustling and buzzling of Lagos and maybe Ogun, to another part of the country where he/she doesn't know anyone, rent an accommodation, and find something doing to bring in income?

I want a laid-back, cheap, secured and peaceful place.

Please share. Will love to learn from you.

Man up & go claim your landlord daughter's pregnancy ogbeni.

Hiding or running away cannot help you.


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Was it not this World Bank-assisted borehole project that was claiming "virgin" that year?
Pathological liar.


Ugly feminist with very Afonjaic set of teeth.


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Nwodosis:
It is a Sudanese specie of Stingray, it appears odd just as we have a Sudanese human specie at the leadership level that appears odd too!

This is a shovelnose guitarfish.

Look like a mix of stingray & shark but not poisonous.



But why are they preparing their 'food' surrounded by debris?

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I can't waste precious words on these two.


A big blob of poisonous, halitosis-flavoured spit will suffice

"For being braless and possibly pantless in my court, I hereby sentence this feminist to 5 years imprisonment in my bedroom with hard labour & without the possibility of parole.

Court!"


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Afonjas always starting fights they can never win.

Weak, cowardly tribe.


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So anything these oloshos wear is now "news"?


Okay.
I'm wearing a blue & red Superman design pant right now.

Why is it not on Nairaland?!
Why?!


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MGab25:
7. Signing in Style
Those who love to sign in the style often like to make a statement about self. Often they are very creative and if you see them they do everything in their own style. People with this kinda signature wants to be seen as a ‘star’, and is prepared to work hard at it!

According to atozhandwriting, "with the very deep understandings of what a person is really like from their signature, how they would like to be seen. It is rare for there to be no discrepancy at all between script and signature style, and the differences are usually very revealing."

Study them carefully, and always bear in mind the essential differences between the role of handwriting — to communicate information – and the signature — to say who you are.

MGab25:
4. Signing Straight:
You are a straightforward person if your signatures are easily readable. Such styles also tell that person is modest and possess confidence in dealing with situations. You're also sort to be balanced and even-tempered.

Mine is a mix.

You can read my name clearly, yet stylish.

TiredOfFighting:
I got into a big trouble in the course of my side business, I had just been duped of a clients money plus a lot of other complications that followed. Was reported to the police, got arrested and couldn't get anyone to bail me so I went from court to prison (Awaiting trial) and I spent 8months.

(Let me also add that a few weeks after I left prison, I meet back to visit, I asked for the mad girl and feedback I got was that she was no longer eating poo, she had improved greatly and no longer exhibits odd behaviours. And a month ago, she was released from prison.)

So you're an ex-convict?


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What are they doing in Cayman Islands for God's sake?!

These people are everywhere!

TiredOfFighting:

I got into a big trouble in the course of my side business, I had just been duped of a clients money plus a lot of other complications that followed. Was reported to the police, got arrested and couldn't get anyone to bail me so I went from court to prison (Awaiting trial) and I spent 8months.
While I was in prison, I met a couple of Mad people, one of them exhibited the kind of traits my brother exhibited.


(Let me also add that a few weeks after I left prison, I meet back to visit, I asked for the mad girl and feedback I got was that she was no longer eating poo, she had improved greatly and no longer exhibits odd behaviours. And a month ago, she was released from prison.)

So you're an ex-convict?


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AlBHAGDADI is a mentally disturbed terrorist Yoruba Muslim pretending to be a Christian to mislead people.
As usual, only sheep believe his rants and warped teachings.


I spit in his empty skull so that it may at least have something in it

Some women pray for BDSM this one is here complaining.

Ingrate.


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Since dildos can no longer satisfy her, this feminist has decided to just go straight to the point and get something that increases in size along with her World Bank assisted borehole project.


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Randy100:
That was 2011. He should pack well cos Akpabio is now a born again politician.

NgeneUkwenu:
FAKE NEWS

Udom Is A Goner!

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The bully is lucky she didn't scream "Allahu Akbar!".
That's usually their password before a bomb is detonated as instructed by the Koran.

Anytime I hear "Allahu Akbar" from their speakers in my hood, I push pregnant women out of my way, trample on little babies still learning to crawl & take to my heels.


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So this is the CEO, EJIKEBBQGRILLS


I'm curious.
Was he screaming & rolling around after the fire started?

After making such a hard decision, you'd expect him to just lie still like a Don Corleone until he's completely burnt & dead.

Lord, I wish I were there. I would have laughed so hard at the irony of him screaming for help from a situation he created.


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Where did she get that diabolic statistic that "almost half the women worldwide are single mothers"?

Reverend Sister Celibate has started again.

Later, she'll deny she ever said this.

Feminists and lies are like oloshos and condoms.


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When whites commit atrocities they get off by blaming psychological issues but when blacks commit crimes less severe, they get shot.


The black man is doomed.
This is exactly why I moved Hell to Africa because a business should be within close proximity to its raw materials.


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bianconerriii:
I have been dating this lady for a year plus and we are taking it to the next level. Her parents like me and have encouraged her to settle down. On the other hand, I took her to my parents and they told me she isn’t the one for me. Reason being that she parties a lot and probably pretending just to rope me in. They told me “if you so choose to continue, you do not have our blessings”.

In honesty, she indeed likes to party at any giving opportunity. I’ve spoken to her about it and she is willing to change. Two of my close friends have adviced me to stay clear of her because people hardly change. I’m in the biggest dilemma of my life so far. Ignore my parents advice and regret later or listen and just let her go in peace?

Your parents have poisoned your mind & I suggest you return the favour.

Two drops of Sniper should do the trick.

Thank me later.


I wish you a Happy Married Life in advance.

Right there when I ask you.



Reason is, I can't meet you right now & ask you out immediately (except its a hookup).
I will usually let you spend sometime with me before I make my move.

So if after all you've seen & know about me, you still "need time to think", then you're not what I'm looking for.

I don't check back for a response.
If I don't get my answer right there, I assume its a "No" & move on.

I don't even want "pity relationships".


Those that bugged me after waiting & waiting for me to check back either ended up severely fvcked & dumped or they deleted my number in anger at my 'shakara'.

johnnyn1:


SUSPECTS
i. Emeka Madu aka Cabara 47yrs - Owner Of the suspected Fake Drug Manufacturing Factory
ii. Eze Young 26yrs – Staff in the suspected Fake Drug Manufacturing Factory
iii. Chijoke Umunna 19yrs – Staff in the suspected Fake Drug Manufacturing Factory
iv. Kingsley Obilo 22yrs – Staff in the suspected Fake Drug Manufacturing Factory

Behold, ladies & gentlemen... na dem


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Nigerian girls are ancient & boring.

They start a meaningless quarrel whenever they want sex.

Even in this 21st century, grown women are still ashamed to admit what they do (& enjoy) to their partner.



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Why didn't he say it in front of them right there on the stage?
Last night he hid behind bouncers.

Na for online dem dey get mouth turn TuPac Shakur.

Studio gangsta oshi.

He for challenge dem for there na.
I trust PH boys, dem go arrange frog meat peppersoup sharp sharp.


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