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Autos / Re: SOLD SOLD SOLD 2008 Mercedes-benz C300 - Toks (in Benin City). Price: 4.5m by LuciferJesu: 11:02pm On Nov 12, 2018
Does it come fitted with Edo witchcraft feature?
Travel / Re: Graphic: Help Needed To Identify Victim Of Fatal Accident In Enugu by LuciferJesu: 10:57pm On Nov 12, 2018
Start from his boxer shorts.


If it has a brown stain at the crotch area & oozes badly, he's Afonja from Osogbo, Ibadan, Iperu or Ogbomosho.
Car Talk / Re: See Made In Nigeria Cars Being Displayed At The Lagos Trade Fair (Pictures) by LuciferJesu: 10:49pm On Nov 12, 2018
Asides the ProForce (which looks like it is designed to kill its owner after the first 5,000 kilometres, the rest are Korean & Chinese made.


*spits angry

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NYSC / Re: See What This Beautiful Corp Member Turned Her NYSC Uniform To… by LuciferJesu: 10:31pm On Nov 12, 2018
Politics / Re: President Buhari Meets With Nigerian Community In Paris by LuciferJesu: 10:15pm On Nov 12, 2018
That's not Paris. Jubrin is in Abuja here.

Why can't they tell us the exact venue of this shady meeting so we can verify for ourselves?
Paris is a big city - where in Paris is this happening?



That guy in black should do Nigerians a favour by strangling Buhari from behind till he shits himself. Trust me, won't take much - he's lifeless already.


*spits angry

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Politics / Re: APC And PDP Have Nothing To Offer Nigerians – Donald Duke by LuciferJesu: 10:13pm On Nov 12, 2018
Is this before or after he left??

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Crime / Re: 40 Million Nigerians Suffering Mental Disorders – Nigerian Government by LuciferJesu: 10:11pm On Nov 12, 2018
2,114,398 of them are on Nairaland alone


*spits angry

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Crime / Re: Two Children, Dog Found Dead In A Freezer In Lagos by LuciferJesu: 9:03pm On Nov 12, 2018
There is a feminist close-by. This is their handiwork.

Authorities should search & shoot on sight please.

Thanks.


angry

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Crime / Re: Nigerian Man Knocks Out White Oppressor In S. Africa by LuciferJesu: 7:11pm On Nov 12, 2018
The black tout should be arrested & jailed for aggravated assault.

The white man conquered South Africa & owns it.
Added to the fact that, it is a serious offence to touch a white man without his permission.

*spits angry

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Romance / Re: Is It Love Or Just Sex ? Why Do So Many Women by LuciferJesu: 7:04pm On Nov 12, 2018
The Bible said & I quote: "When three or more sexually frustrated & aggressive feminists are gathered, God flees for his dear life"


*spits angry.

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Politics / Re: I Have Been Doing My Best For Nigeria - President Buhari by LuciferJesu: 6:36pm On Nov 12, 2018
Do your best and resign.

Goatfucker


*spits angry

I swear if I catch Buhari, I'll slap him till he slumps.

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Health / Re: Teenage Girl Who Lives In Trash Site In Lagos Gets Medical Help (photos) by LuciferJesu: 3:20pm On Nov 12, 2018
The slay queens with all their make-up, perfumes, fake accents & effizy still end up smelling of rotten fish down there.

Now imagine what this girl's pussy will smell like...


*spits angry angry

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Politics / Re: Ibrahim Magu Ignores Question On Ganduje Bribery Video by LuciferJesu: 3:14pm On Nov 12, 2018
Flattino:

Dem use chestbeating swear for you?


Stop deviating isi nku.

Why is Ganduje not being probed despite overwhelming evidence that he received bribes?

Answer that question in 3 minutes or forever remain a zombie.

*spits angry

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Politics / Re: Buhari Is Not At The Summit In France- IPOB (photo Evidence) by LuciferJesu: 2:17pm On Nov 12, 2018
Jubrin El Qaddafi has been exposed!! shocked

So Jubrin was in Abuja here taking pictures with mannequins trying to deceive gullible zombies he was in Paris.

Buhari is a fraud.
Buhari is a corpse.
Buhari is lifeless.

*spits on Buhari's skull
*spits on Buhari's cows
*spits on sarrki deomelo corrinthians gavelslam butterflyleo flattino buhariguy ngeneukwenu & all the unrepentant zombies allergic to knowledge & truth


Tueh! Tueh!! Tueh!!! angry angry

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Politics / Re: Video:former Driver Of President Buhari Begs Him For Assistance by LuciferJesu: 2:13pm On Nov 12, 2018
He was Mohammadu Buhari's driver not Jubrin El Gaddafi's.

Buhari is rotting away in a London morgue. Go & look for him there.

This is none of Jubrin's business!
Stop framing him!

*spits angry


I Stand With Jubrin

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Family / Re: Help! With This type Of Tenant by LuciferJesu: 12:51pm On Nov 12, 2018
phorget:
[s]Give him a 2week quit notice with the excuse that u want to renovate that apartment. Make sure you inform the police and if possible the court of ur renovation plans and the said quit notice you've served ur tenant... After the 2week just go to ur property with ur carpenter,remove the roof,the windows and doors then wait for ur tenant's action.[/s]



Stop typing rubbish!

You cannot issue a 2-week quit notice for a yearly tenant in Lagos.

Quit notices are 6-months.

Stop misleading people.


*spits angry

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Romance / Re: Man Marries Hologram After Finding It Difficult To Get A Date by LuciferJesu: 12:36pm On Nov 12, 2018
Lucky chap.

No fear of infidelity, infections, rotten fish odours, pregnancy scams, witchcraft, pre-meditated murder, food poisoning, greed, entitlement mentality etc common with these wicked creatures we call women nowadays.

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Politics / Re: 20,000 APC Members Defect To PDP In Edo by LuciferJesu: 10:32am On Nov 12, 2018
buhariguy:
20,000 ghost without a single name or one picture


20,000 ghosts are better than Buhari.

Buhari is a fraud.
Buhari is lifeless.
Buhari is a rotting corpse.



*spits angry

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Crime / Re: Amaka In Police Net After Man Transferred N5M Into Her Account by LuciferJesu: 9:56am On Nov 12, 2018
Serves Amaka right!

I don't have any sympathy for her since she had the nerve to disappoint a legend like 2Face Idibia.

Karma is a bitch.

*spits angry

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Politics / Re: We Don’t Have The Numeric Strength To Remove Saraki, Dogara – George Moghalu by LuciferJesu: 8:14am On Nov 12, 2018
Nairaland BMC zombies won't like this

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Travel / Re: Please What Is The Cost Of Transportation From kogi To Ibadan by LuciferJesu: 8:05am On Nov 12, 2018
ThatKING:
Good morning house please who has an idea of traveling cost from ilorin to Ibadan


If you trek its free.

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