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earth is dangerous, oya let's go to heaven

is that shatta wale?
I miss him!!

after fighting inside newspapers, they will settle their fight in the ozza room!!!

I went to Bank hall yesterday, as I was about entering the hall, a lady ran ahead of me and pushed me away so she could quickly join the long queue before I will get to the queue.
I did not say anything, she thought I will queue up behind her but I was actually not there to withdraw, I went to deposit.
So I walked to the deposit teller and I was the only one there. No single person on the queue.
When I finished depositing, I was about leaving the hall, when this lady came from the queue and apologized to me for pushing me away from the line.
With "sorry smile on her face"she said: I am very sorry dear for pushing you away, I thought you were coming to the queue to withdraw..............
I smiled and told her not to bother that it's not a big deal.
Friends believe me I learned a big lesson from that incident.
Who are you 'pushing' away and trying to outrun in the race of destiny, relationship, business, ministry, career, marriage, political position or appointment, etc?
How many People have you pushed aside, pushed away or pushed down in this platform or this life?
Are you among those that destroy people through pushing?
By slandering them, hindering their progress, blocking their promotion, lying, backstabbing, condemning them before their helpers, backbiting, discriminate, and spoiling their good names either through lies or rumor all in a bid to 'get there' before them.
I challenge you today to take it easy because you might not be going to the same destination.
Unknown to you the path may look alike but your destinations are different.
It might surprise you later that, with all the pushing away you are doing, or planning to do, they may still leave you on the 'queue' of destiny and go ahead of you.
Finally;
Has anyone ever pushed you away, aside, or down in your school, office, ministry, business, marriage, church, political platform, social media?
Are they trying to push you away or have they pushed you away already so that they can get ahead of you?
Don't worry, God will use your case to prove to them that, "it is not of him who runs, but of the Lord that shows mercy. He will show you mercy and give you an overtaking speed and those who are pushing you here and there will later come and tell you they are sorry.
Beloved friends;
Please push nobody! because you might not be heading to the same destination.

it is buhari that caused it

THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A MAN AND A
WOMAN
.
Man calling his lady on phone;
Calling. Calling. Calling. Calling.
Calling. No answer!
Calling. Calling. Calling. Calling. Calling. Calling.
No answer
Then man says to himself "Maybe she's sleeping
or she is in the
bathroom."
A lady calling her man;
Calling. Calling. Calling.
She angrily cut the call & says to her self
"I knew it! He's with another girl"

what do you think? who is the most jealous?
matured comments and no name calling or insults to any gender please!!

[quote author=AntiMCU post=82782682][/quote]chai this guy!!!

vingeophysicist:
Really, ladies find it very hard to think with their brain when numerous guys give them attention. That is why they spend so much time decorating their looks instead of brain.

yeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!

dear average Nigerian women, hope you learnt something from Tacha?

BENEAMATA:
finidi george , came to limelight in 1991 as an homebased eagle who would claim the man of the match in nigeria's deciding nation's cup qualifier after providing three of the four goals scored by rashidi yekini against burkina faso in a 7-1 rout .will later become arguably thebest crosser of the ball in europe as well as a vital cog in the all conquering ajax amsterdam team of 93-96 .indeed , he provided the assist for ,guess who?rashidi yekini to register perhaps his fnest moment in international football when he latched on to his(finidi's) inch perfect pass to score nigeria's first ever w2orld cup goal in u.s.a'94 . Coolheaded on/off the pitch ,he is an humble person and a model professional .A shame how the curtains was brought down on his international career though , no thanks to your then NFA .

but I heard that he bagged African best player, is it true ?

also what later happened to his career ? both at home and international?

thanks for the info, you are dope!!

please if you know the profile of finidi George please share it guys please
I usually hear a lot about him but knew little about him!!!
please no insults please, I am indomie generation!! but I watched Atlanta 96!

can you come to kano? (the head quarters of mosquitoes in Nigeria)
how much is the product?
kudos to you!!

tohyorsih2:
Orishirishi. Wahala dey o

hi how are you? longest time!!

Ah I miss u Saraki

Park your cars at home and enter public transport

But may be I am speaking nonsense!!!

A LADY'S phone INBOX
1...I luv u dear(kingsley)
2...can I take u out tonight (Ben)
3...I always feel bad when I see u with another man(Fred)
4...sweetie don't forget the trip(Andrew)
5...Darling,have seen the credit i sent u(Collins)
6...Honey, I will do whateva it takes just 4 u to be by my side(MD)
7...consider it done(minister)
8...Baby check ur a/c bal and call me back(chairman)
A GUY'S phone INBOX
1...Your data bundle will soon expire (MTN)
2...Hey dude give me a break!! I told u am getting married (Jane)
3...Don't u dare call me again! Cheat(precious)
4...Am warning you 4 the last tym ooh(landlord)
5...brother am still expecting d money for the admission form(young bro)
6...My son, how are u? Please send some money(mama)
7...I have not seen my period 4 two months(Neighbor's daughter)
You see to be a man is not a days job ladies try and support your man no matter what together you both can achieve success pity am
Good morning

A true friend is like a penis, he stands up for you in times of need. A genuine friend is like a bra, she supports you at all times. A faithful friend is like a condom , he protects you from all harm. A loving friend is like a vagina, she accomodates you fully despite the size of your problem. what kind of a friend are you to me? Penis, condom, bra or vagina friend?
Do u know that the penis is the greatest breakfast ever? According to doctors it has a mushroom head, a sausage body, two eggs and milk which provides nutrients. Thus making ladies healthy and full for 9 months. Besides it has 3 good manners too.
1. Its very courteous, it stands before it performs
2. It is very emotional, it weeps during performance
3. It is polite, it bows after performing.
1. Kamasutra says : If you suck one nipple, the woman herself offers the other one. And that was the origin of "buy one get one free"!
2. Did you ever notice: everything on a woman's upper body starts with a "B". Blouse, Bra, Bikini, Boobs & lower body with a "P" Peticoat, panties, pussy... That's origin of "BP"!
3. Before sex, you help each other get naked. After sex, you dress only yourself. Moral: In life no one helps you once you're bleeped.
4. Success is like pregnancy. Everybody congratulates you but nobody knows how many times you got bleeped to achieve it.
5. Life is like a dick, sometimes it becomes hard for no reason.
6. Practical thought: A husband is supposed to make his wife's panties wet, not her eyes. A wife is supposed to make her husband's dick hard, not his life..!
7. When a lady is pregnant,
all her friends touch her stomach ad say "Congrats!".
But none of them come and touch the man's Penis and say "Well done!".
Moral: Hard work is never appreciated: Only results matter.
Now that I've educated. you, go ahead and educate someone else.....good Morning and happy new month and independence!

papillo, I still remember that corner dribble against Chelsea
like for Nigeria share for Arsenal

if they are using bumbum to enter heaven this woman will be the first to enter

Martinez39:
Believe me, this woman I met is not like other girls. She loves me for who I am and is very nurturing. She is not materialistic and she is willing to be there for me through thick and thin. She is also beautiful and angelic in character and looks. Her smile is gold. She is committed to our relationship that she has turned down other boys. She treats me like a man, doesn't weaponise sex, let's me lead, doesn't manipulate, and makes special sacrifices for the relationship. She is always willing to admit that she is wrong and she faces the truth. She doesn't feel entitled, she assists in paying the bills, she doesn't do "my money is my money, your money is our money", and she was a virgin when I met her and we plan to get married. She let's me operate her phone because she has nothing to hide. So truly not all women are like that? So ubunja was wrong all along? Oh, I am in tears right now . My true love and magic pussy . My NAWALT . This girl has promised "for better or worse" with me and she has shown that she can take on motherly roles. She is a very neat person and her vagina has no fish smell. She doesn't play power dynamics and won't brainwash my children against me if we quarrel neither would she make my children believe that I do less and love them less. I repent of my red pill ways and won't follow bad influences like CAPSLOCKED, ubunja, lukui, MJBOLT, JONNYSPUTE etc. I am a happy man, finally.

As I was cuddling my princess, I heard a loud noise screaming
"wake up, Wake up!"

It was Haruna waking me up from my sleep. So I was dreaming about a NAWALT? I have work to do today but I have to shake off the marijuana I smoked while we partied last night. Jeez. Good afternoon guys. *searching for my red pill basket*

where were you since all these days, these lazy female bloggers will snatch romance section from you Guys grip faa

there is one idiot calling herself Sandra8 or whatever.
You guys better take charge!!!

And by the way where is boss?
UBUNJA??

when the weather is very hot and the temperature is becoming hot, couples need to

bloggers oya over to you
start putting maggi , pepper, onions and salt

Guys, if u have hustled real hard and yet you are still broke. Get married, because some women holds the key to success.

Is this true or just a mere assumption?

Matured comments only please and no insults. Thanks!!

The practice of skin lightening and bleaching is a lucrative industry in Ghana, where higher value is placed upon being light skinned. This practice has been present since the sixteenth century and was influenced by contemporary practices, and it is a very longstanding and controversial topic. Skin bleaching is a practice where women and men use various chemical and cosmetics products to attempt to lighten or whiten the color of the skin. These products often contain one or both of two chemicals: hydroquinone and mercury and can sometimes lead to negative physical effects, such as cancer and can cause rash and flaky skin, as well as uneven light and dark patches on the skin. Because of the health risks involved with skin lightening, Ghana has implemented legislation against the use of skin lightening products. Though the products have recently been banned, Ghanaian women can still acquire them through illegal means or use homemade skin lightening chemicals.
Light skinned is frequently marketed via billboards and posters that feature light skinned models, playing on the public perception that looking multiracial or having lighter skin makes one more attractive. [1] Some Ghanaians also believe that if a lighter-skinned person is in a position of power, that they bleached to get into that position and is bleaching to maintain it. [4] Historians such as Jemima Pierre theorize that the desire for lighter colored skin stem from
apartheid and the British colonization of West Africa. White skin asserted class privilege and distinct racial privilege, prompting many Ghanaians to bleach their skin to achieve a similar color. Over time this also became a major determinant of beauty, especially among Ghanaian women, and by the 1980s skin bleaching had spread throughout all socioeconomic classes of women. Despite being a common practice among Ghanaians, lower-class people are often openly ridiculed for skin bleaching. Blacks who bleach their skin (regardless of socioeconomic status) are often ridiculed for aspiring and ultimately failing to become white.

So do you have any bleaching lady or guy near you?
What advice can you give them?
Should they continue to bleach?
Like Bobrisky??


Matured comments only please, no insults!!!

Sandra8:
You underestimate ladies and that is your problem

ladies over value themselves, and that is their problem

Tacha! Tacha!! Tacha!!!
Even after her eviction, una still dey carry her matter up and down. This is a clear definition of witchcraft. I thought the excuse you people are giving is her bad character? Now she has been evicted and is no longer able to display what ever attitude that you detest, why does she remains the talk of the town? Why not focus on the remaining housemates who supposedly have "perfect" character?
What's your business with the money she receives after the show as gifts? Is she the first Nigerian to receive such cash? Is she the first housemate to receive such gifts? So why is hers different? When previous housemates were gifted with cash, we hardly saw any complaints but because it's Tacha, you guys are being hateful and jealous and typing rubbish all over the place. When little "Success" was being doled out with millions of cash by Nigerians was it for good behaviour? What exactly did the little girl do that impressed you all to praise and commend her? Why are you all pained because of the money she is being given? Is it your money?? If you feel you can do better than Tacha, wait for the next season audition and apply and if you are selected, you can behave how you feel is best in the house but it's time to leave the poor girl alone.

honestly I didn't or wasn't even the one that typed it
'just say it on Facebook and reposted it
'just perplexed at the issue of morality in our society
#Godbless

*Big Brother Show: Painful Statistics of what should be an illicit business*
*Pray for Nigerian youths*
* Total number of votes cast during Britain Got talent 2017 = 6.2million votes
* Total number of votes cast during American got talent 2017 = 52.1million votes.
Note: American population is twice Nigeria's population.
* Mind you, most of the votes cast on either Britain or American got talent are *absolutely free* because you can vote on their websites & on the Apps without paying a dime.
*Total number of votes cast during “Big Brother Nigeria” 2018 = 170million votes @ N30 per sms for a show that contributes absolutely nothing to their lives.*
*__It is neither a talent show or life enhancing or promoting show. A show where adults are kept in a cage to freely give & take sex on National Television, while the organisers make more money from the youths.__*
If INEC organises general election this weekend and ask Nigerian youths to vote on their mobile phones @ N10 per SMS to elect leaders that will shape their futures & the country, they will ask Nigerian Government to credit their accounts 1st before they will agree to vote in that magnitude.
“Wasted Generation” ~ Prof. Wole Soyinka called them.
“A generation that play too much, sleep too much and engage in idle chatter and gossip" ~ Chief Obafemi Awolowo foresaw
“A generation of illiterate graduates” ~ Atiku Abubakar called them in 2016
A generation that are constantly not concerned about the deteriorating conditions of their senses & not bothered about their own future~ Osquare78 knows them.
We all must be wary of this generation.... they are the larger chunk of Nigerian population.
It is pathetic. 170 Million votes Multiplied by N30 = N 5.1 billion and the winner got N25 million plus an SUV worth N12 million a trip and electronics.
To destroy the future, destroy the seed (children and youths)...
Pray for Nigeria youths to open their eyes and for God to touch the hearts of those who engage in such *illicit business.*
*So unfortunate*

3 out of 10 Nigerian men are not biological fathers of their children – Doctor

guys I saw this on one of the online newspapers this evening and i was like what the hell?

is it true?

please only matured comments only please

no insults and abuses please

good evening NAIRALAND!!!