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PabloAndreas:
Lukui trying to impress ladies on NL...Well who knows,u might just have...anyways true talk tho

don't get it twisted, op is not impressing any baga!!!

op is just a tool of mass media or lemme say a prophet filled with the holy spirit and being directed by whatever the network or server brings for him, to some it might be shit, to some it might be gold!!

a mod on romance section once threatened to ban op if he posts rubbish, so that is why op has been feeding this section with back to back info

so don't get it twisted buddy

when they ask you that who are you, tell them who you are
when they say that you are nobody, tell them that you are everybody!!!
good evening Nairaland!!!
#peace!!!

Bloooody:
Cut your balls and get a vagina.
Disgrace.

TRY LOVE DEAR, HATE IS A SOUL EATER!! #PEACE!!!

Wizmani:
In the real world, men talk. And I mean all men

(just joking) HAVENT YOU HEARD OF CHOP AND CLEAN MOUTH?

*You Fvck Her
Keep It To Yourself
She Sent You Nudes To Satisfy You
Keep It To Yourself
She Fvcked You The First Day You Both Met
Keep It To Yourself



Don't Go Around Talking Shit And Acting Like A 12Yrs Old Who Sucked Boobs For The First Time

Real Men Don't Talk Too Much

Keep Your Mouth Shut!!

FEAR MEN!!
They can fvck you till your mountains become a flat plain

when Satan or the devil is drinking water, then faithful guys should beware!!

IMMATURITY IN MARRIAGE FOR MEN:
1. Rejecting food when there's an issue:
Sir, you gave your wife money for
food and after it was prepared you refused to eat because you are angry. It's one of the greatest signs of immaturity!
2. Telling your wife severally that you are the head:
May I let you know that even when your wife disobeys/ disrespect you she still knows that you are the head. You need not shout or scream it daily. Be a Man , however don't become a nagging husband just to prove that you are the head.
3. Issuing threats:
beating, verbally abusing your wife, issuing threats of divorce or
bragging about marrying another wife does not make you a man. When she is acting her "childish woman" part, play the "matured man."
4. Reporting your wife to friends and family:
When your wife offends you, correct
and talk things through. You don't have to tell everyone about her mistakes, that will paint her black and sell her cheap such that you will not be able to redeem her back.
5. Keeping malice:
is it not funny to know that some men keep malice? Sir, you are not going to gain anything good from it, your home will only be a den of insults and confrontations.
6. Not helping with house chores:
I must say here that it is the sole responsibility of a woman to tend and manage a home.
However, it's not a bad thing if a man lends a helping hand when necessary. Not caring how stressful the house chores are will only increase the pressure on your wife and make her old.
A REAL man is a pillar of support to his wife, not a hole of depression.
#lukuicares
#GodhelpusAll

Breastfeeding a baby protects a woman from breast cancer. Breastfeeding a baby. NOT A MAN. Pls, don’t get the wrong message. And don’t twist the right message for selfish gains. Don’t commit breast fraud in the name of breast cancer prevention.

Breastfeeding a baby protects a woman from breast cancer. Breastfeeding a baby. NOT A MAN. Pls, don’t get the wrong message. And don’t twist the right message for selfish gains. Don’t commit breast fraud in the name of breast cancer prevention.

1StopRudeness:
To any woman, Anything different from dating and marrying her ...you are a scum.... have u ever heard a girl speak well of her ex??
They are never at fault even if they break up with you because they find a better guy, it’s still ur fault for not being good, sexy or rich enuf for them to stay with..
the reason is because women’s contribution in a relationship is mostly their body, no matter what caused the breakup, no matter how much u gave her...she will always feel she lost more. if she’s unlucky, collateral damage of several abortions will also be part of her loss....so take it or leave it...u are the scum....unless it leads to marriage

thanks man, You are dope!!

some Girls will reject Good men when they toast them, Accept Bad ones & get Disappointed.
then they will Blame all men that they are bad and heart breakers?

what do you think guys?
is this true or just a theory?

They said its no bra day

Oya ladies off your bra and post your braless pictures!!!



Just imagine oyinbo said its breast cancer day, we here are busy posting nude photos!!
Africans sha !! Something is wrong with our mentality!!!

whether you dress, or you walk nude or you wear bra or you don't, IS THERE ANY DIFFERENCE

Later ladies won't be wearing clothes anymore, they will just be walking nude everywhere

prizlezzlalasky:
Well done sir . ....though I know all of it already. Can u get us something new.


PS .....good personal hygiene should be applicable to both genders.

you are welcome, at least something is better than nothing
typing and getting bashed is better than keeping mum and mute like most ladies here do!!

well i don't type for them, I type for me and I thank God, so far so good, I have learned a lot!!!


as for SOMETHING NEW, don't let me deceive you, there is nothing new again under this sky, whatever you want to say or post or comment has already been worked on or researched on by predecessors before or ahead of you, you can either acknowledge them by citing their names or give them credits!!!!

so learning is a continuum, we live to learn!!!
Good afternoon NAIRALAND!!!

Psalm2423:
Ah don’t understand number 3. Can you explain more on it?

if his or her mouth is wide or big, then his or her peniis or vagina will also be wide or big proportionately.

I didn't do the research, but just check it out!

This just came from random browsing and reading through comments and posts of guys from Romance section on the popular social and interactive media that all of us call and is well and popularly known and bequeathed with the nomenclature of NAIRALAND


Before you marry or get engaged to your spouse or partner check or look out for these important things after you have looked at his or her other characteristics, attitudes or behaviours

1. Genotype, blood group, may be he or she is AA ,B+ or B -, blood group O and so on like that
2. Also make enquiries whether he or she is a sickler or has sickle cell disease, you may be saying that it does not matter when you are sleeping with each other but when you have grown up kids, that is when it starts to manifest
3.Moreover, check the size of his or her mouth and nose, this will let you know without undressing him or her the size of his sex organ whether peniis or vagyna . Some experts also said you can use the length of his or her middle finger to know how long his dick is or how deep her vj is. Some couples usually complain of penetrating or penetration problems, that is why this is necessary
4.Also visit your spiritual or religious bodies may be you are a Muslim or Christian or traditional to enquire about your relationship . I am not saying fetish or juju stuff but just to pray and ask for God's consent. For whatever has been bound in heaven will be bound on earth.
5.Lastly visit his or her friends and families and share a nice time with them , may be weekend or poolside or amusement park or cinema TV shows to chill relax and enjoy yourselves. Life is only once, so enjoy your relationship!!!

Good afternoon Nairaland!!!
One love!!! No hatred to anyone!!!!
#PEACE!!!

MrMike96:
Rekhina denreledave martinez39 lukui newguyhere omar09

go to where? hope it's(the place) better than Nairaland?

blinking001:
Why do women always ask for money?

because their pvssy is for sale , money for hand back for ground, isn't it?

Guys, fvck the whoore and marry the virgins!!

Magnoliaa:
God is.

God did what?

HEALTH TIPS FOR LADIES
1. Always wash your vagina after s.e x to avoid odour

2. Drink plenty water everyday so as to wash bacteria and infections out of your body

3. Always massage your breast before bedtime or let your man suck it so hard to avoid cancer . . .

4. Don't wash your vagina with any kind of soap. Clean water alone is enough

5. If you're the type that likes giving her man #Mouth Gig , try as much as you can to brush your teeth/mouth morning and night and take a cup of lemon warm water every morning after brushing to avoid mouth odour/mouth infection.

6. Always shave your armpits and pubic hairs

7. As a lady, take lots of yogurts and pineapples because, it helps in making vagina healthy and sweet during sex

8. Use good pads during your periods and change it when it full

9. Take your bath at least two times everyday especially when you're menstruating

10. Change your sets of panties and bras always at least once three months .

Magnoliaa:
No. Nothing is worth plagiarizing. Do you. Create yours.
If you like it so much and wanna use/share it, give credits.

OK will do that. Thanks I appreciate!!

MJBOLT:

i hope 95% of NL ladies will follow this advice

chai this guy!!!

Magnoliaa:
Did you plagiarise someone's comment?

I've seen this before on this site.

yes I did but the message is worth plagiarising isn't it?

Sex isn't enough...
It's possible for any man to ask for sex in a relationship, but is left for you as a lady to know that sex, can't keep him..(Sex isn't enough)
There are two major factors ladies complain about sex in a relationship:
√ After giving him my body he left me..
√ He left because I refused to have sex with him..
NOTE: Both those who gave and those who refused to give are complaining...
( Whats the difference)
Ladies Listen, Sex isn't enough, its not the only thing you can offer a man.
If You Don't Have Anything To Offer A Man Outside Sex, Please remain Single...
A man can't stay with you because his having sex with you....
Relationship is not buying and selling.
There are much to life than Monkey style, Doggy style, Missionary style, Apple n juice style, step pillows style, etc ...
Are you sound intellectually? Spiritually? Physically? Mentally? Emotionally?
Men love intelligent ladies...
Men love ladies with ideas..
Men love respectful ladies...
Sex is very cheap these days, anybody can buy it.
You need to build yourself beyond sex.
Leave make-ups and be a productive lady.
Men are looking for ladies with ideas and solution not those who paint their faces with different colours.
What a man wants is beauty with brain not make ups with boobs or hips...

and when you want to marry another partner, he or she will be like WTF?

okay you will allow him (the guy) to fvck you for free without collecting any money from him?

you are a very nice girl

I wish we have more girls and ladies like you in Nigeria!!

Kevsmart88:
The reason my dear is not far fetched....when majority of our ladies see every man that approaches them as a potential fountain to draw endlessly from, you definitely have to give something in return....we now hear names like zaddy,mugu1, zenith bank, p.o.s and so on....the pussy pays cos most of U have nothing to offer in the form of sound advice or intellect...nothing is free even in Freetown

yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

THE REASON WHY MEN ALWAYS ASK YOU FOR SEX.
I want to change some ladies' mindset today. I'm going to be real and down to earth with this article. The way some ladies complain men are always asking them for sex really baffles me. Why sex, why not marriage proposal? Why do men always want to sleep with you? Why is it that every single guy who asks you out is always hitting you for sex? Why won't they marry you unless they have a taste of the forbidden fruit?
#1. CHECK YOUR DRESSING: A female body means nothing to her. You are used to seeing your breasts and every soft body part all your life. It doesn't mean a thing to you but to guys it means the universe! Men are moved by sight. Wearing arm-less (exposing your shaved armpit and upper arm) can turn a man on, not to talk of the low neck line exposing the cleavage of your breasts. Tight trousers, tights (pants hose) which shows the shape of your buttock, mini and micro mini skirts exposing your thigh all can make a man go wild! Better face reality now and mind the way you dress.
#2. LEARN HOW TO SIT: Some ladies don't know how to sit. Especially the skirt wearing sisters. You sit in front of a guy and open your laps, what do you want him to see? A trance? Yeah, he saw a lot of it! Always close your thigh when you are sitting whether in front of a guy or not. Not sitting very well can become a habit and follow you around. And you wonder why all the brothers in the church wants to sleep with you!
#3. YOU TOUCH MEN A LOT: Ladies who touch, hug and wrap themselves around guys are sexual magnets to sexually immature guys. Why are you always hugging and pecking, for what? Can't you talk without touching, holding and hugging someone? Some even sit on their friends lap and say it doesn't matter. He is just a brother in Christ. He would soon be a lover in bed. Learn to control your emotions around the opposite sex. Must u hug? dear sister and you need to be careful or else u end up in the bed.
I swear some of them will hit me back but that's the truth for you here's. Thanks

Ladylite:
Sorry, God doest hear sinners.... Didn't you know?
Everything is not up to God o, devil answers prayers that God doesn't hear.
This topic is dead.

try love ma, love is better!!

The guy prays : God please let her see her period, after today's last fvck, God I swear to you I will not fvck her again!!

The girl prays to God ; please God just let the condom to burst or tear, a small hole is all that I need to nail this bastard!!!

ASSUMING YOU ARE GOD, WHOSE PRAYER WILL YOU ANSWER??

Matured comments only and no insults to any gender please!! This is just for fun

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