₦airaland Forum

Koralords:
They get themselves involved in everything,politicizing everything,
No true Muslim can swear you have not been embarrassed by there statement before
Let’s try and be honest with ourselves

Yes, most of our Muslim brothers are just in support of anything against Christians. We should let everybody serve who he believes in and let anybody live his life like he wants.

bestpunterever:
churches are business enterprises, if you know you.
10% of salary from every member at the beginning of the months as ROI. chai!

So explain what zakat is.

bestpunterever:
ibo muslim spotted

We are hausa muslims.

APCNig:
Are there groups that extort Nigerians of their first salaries other than the Church? NO. Are there groups that extort Nigerians of 10% of their income other than the Church? NO.

But the first salaries are from Christians to the church. Abi does it come from muslims?

helinues:
And yet Nigeria is the headquarter of poverty

Yes because only Christian's are donating while mus.......are not.

Koralords:
This muric is an embarrassment to we Muslims

Honestly, by saying things we don't ask them.

ghettokid1:
POLITICIAN
I promise never to break ur heart baby, i will change ur life, ur wardrobe and even ur future. See eh, because of u i will build a new road in ur village and name it after u, i will build a borehole in ur compound. U will have steady power supply 4 the rest of ur life. Just vote 4 my heart to win this election to ur heart and i will fulfil all these promises.
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TEACHER
My love 4 u is like my salary, it may delay but it will always come, as the principal of my heart, i promise to teach u the rudiment of home economics and biology. Baby u have given my heart an assignment to beat 4 u on daily basis and not even ASUU strike can stop it.
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Kindly Add Ur Profession's Below

But why you put teacher last?

philo04:
U wan lead revolution in side cell..u go die die for nothing

Olosi eleribu

Who be this one?

NextD18:
One of the Advantages I know is that; The nagging and bad-mannerisms will be lesser as there will be competition between the wives to impress you with good characters and doings.


This is only if you are RICH!

And if you poor,then go kill you.

NaijaMutant:
Supposedly Christians will even be the ones to help the government hound the pastors.

Anything that relates to pastors tings their ears

That's true.See how our Christian brothers are so quick to attack pastors sef.

Iyiataata92:
Bauchi is useless to Nigeria economy?
Check again

Wetin they contribute o?

emeijeh:
Nice one.
They go to jail with their HIV infested dícks

They should just dump them in Italy.

Lostz:
How come your nude is with someone else?
Are you an ex-olosho?

Whatever, she has dealt with the blackmailer and any other remaining on Nairaland.

densiks:
Was this a PR stunt or what?

I have nothing against her but I’m wondering why she should be involved in a nudes blackmail issue.

The reason is not an issue, you called it blackmail, anybody can be a victim.

Humanoid01:
Why do people keep saying this? What does it mean?

It means Egungun has reached Express way.

donbachi:
See Frank oo..d guy don dey fat.

Start criticizing, you too will grow fat.

Olunmercy56:
Ha... What of those who died at home

Just bury your thing before they come.

holuwashezy:
Oyo State governor, Engr Seyi Makinde has said that the state doesn't need to go the Lagos, Ogun, Osun and Ekiti way on total lockdown before the spread of coronavirus can be curbed.

Makinde said during a phone call conversation to a popular radio station in Ibadan on Tuesday.

The governor who reiterated that everything that can be done to prevent the spread of Covid-19 in Oyo State is on the table, that the government will continue to assess the situation and take additional measures where necessary.

Quoting the governor verbatim, he said "Yes, Lagos can be on lockdown, Ogun can be on lockdown, Oyo State, yes, people have been saying have a total lockdown and then I have been asking them questions. What will be the benefits here? Are there alternative courses of action for us to take? If you ask people not to come out, you lock down the market places, there are people who what they sell today - the profit from today’s activities is what they will eat tomorrow. There are plenty of people like that within our environment. So, are there alternatives available to us? Can we do selective lockdowns? That’s why I imposed the curfew.

"I think, everything is on the table but it has to follow a logical pattern and it will need the input of experts. We are not just going to lockdown because everyone is looking down.

"I have been watching CNN and the most successful place right now in containing this is the Czech Republic. And one of the things they brought out is that they made a law that if you must leave your house, you must wear a mask. It may be that route for us to go. I have asked them to start evaluating that. If we must make that law and say everybody that must go out must wear a mask, then, how about those who cannot afford it. Can we make masks locally? Can we get our artisans and our tailors to commit to that with the government supporting? So, those are the type of solutions we are looking for."

https://mobile.twitter.com/seyiamakinde/status/1245012510937415688

Just dont do aba made.

oyebanji44:
Dubious people

Igbo amaka.

BlackBovi:
ANAMBRA STATE POLICE COMMAND DIARY:

POLICE BURST A FOUR MAN SYNDICATE IMPERSONATING GOVERNMENT AGENCY ON COVID-19 IN ANAMBRA STATE

Recovers Several Surgical masks,hand Sanitizers against deadly Corona virus which they produced locally under unhygienic conditions

On the 31/3/2020 at about 3pm,following intelligence report,police operatives attached to Central Police Station Onitsha arrested the following syndicate,
(i) Anthony Chidubem Oyatubo 'm' aged 30 years of Nimo,Njikoka LGA.
(ii)Nwachukwu Chidi 'm' aged 31 years of Awka,
(iii)Chris C.Okeke 'm' aged 30years of Awka and,
(iv)Olisa Moura 'm' aged 25 years of Onitsha.

2. Suspects who allegedly claimed to be officials of the Ministry of health, fully kitted with reflective jackets and Caps with inscriptions"FIGHT AGAINST COVID-19"were arrested with flyers,hand sanitizers and face masks which they produced locally under unhygienic conditions and selling the products to the unsuspecting members of the Public as well as distributing same to various outlets in Onitsha before their arrests.

3. Meanwhile,preliminary investigation revealed that suspects were neither government workers nor health officials as they claimed but misguided elements who took advantage of the present pandemic situation to market their unhygienic products to the oblivious buyers.

4. Exhibits recovered in their possessions includes,three cartons of hand sanitizers, flyers,Several reflective jackets,Four Caps and over fifty nose masks.

5. Case under investigation after which Suspects would be charged to Court for prosecution.The Commissioner of Police *CP John B.Abang,fdc* once again enjoined the Public to be wary of such syndicates and refrain from patronising them in order not to expose themselves to other health hazards please.

*SP Haruna Mohammed PPRO* Anambra State Police Command,
For-Commissioner of Police Anambra State Command.

Na them again.

Chicagoesontop:
Aba is the African China !!

Meaning na them go spread Corona to everybody be dat o.

minasota:
Kudos! To my aba brothers as the are ready to flood Nigerian market with Aba made mask

Ahhhh, Aba made? Hope the mesh size will not be too big for even fly to pass through.

NextD18:
Shoot at sight will be better!!

Nigerians are too careless and ignorant to obey rules.

You kill somebody that you say you are protecting?

awwfar:
in other words..u be evening news paper...
And I go advice u to free her for the ex Sha

You still cannot put your brain to work after he tried to help you?

Duru9:
Someone should send me a picture of that place tomorrow by 1:30pm

I will like to confirm something

Who will go and do that for you? Do your amebo by yourself now.

femi4:
Continue displaying your ignorance

You are the ignorant one here.go and do the counting on a monthly basis from 18-17 and you'll see.

Bluehill1051:
Olodo! Why haven't you been celebrating your birthday one month earlier. Fool.
I see too many foolish people here on nairaland these days

He is just ignorant .And he came with the speed of light to answer wrongly.

suraaj:
Really sorry saying this your landlord is right but on fraudulent level because he played a fast one on
you,your eagerness to secure the house made you fall victim, you should have insisted on waiting till end of the month,your landlord counts 18th to 30th =12 days. 12 days to the landlord is month gone from your rent.. In nutshell he cheated you.

Thanks bro, your explanation that the landlord counts from 18-30 as a month is better understood even if he cheated unlike those that just think landlord's math is correct.

femi4:
you don't know maths

Your landlord is correct, April to March = 12 months
April to April =13months

That's wrong, use specific days and correct yourself.

femi4:
18/04/2019-18/05/2019.....1month
18/05/2019-18/06/2019.....2months

Count like that
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18/02/2020-18/03/2020.......12months

18/4-17/5=month
18/5-17/6=2months
18/6-17/7=3months
18/7-17/8=4months
18/8-17/9=5momths
18/9-17/10=6months
18/10-17/11=7momths
18/11-17/12=8months
18/12-17/01=9months
18/01-17/02=10months
18/02-17/03=11months
18/02-17/03=12months.
So prove your point.

femi4:
you don't know maths

Your landlord is correct, April to March = 12 months
April to April =13months

If you know Maths then use your maths to explain for her to understand now.

carbon1224:
Your rent expires 17/03/2020 and he is correct and there is more to this. That’s exactly 12month

17 March is not up to 12 months.