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Science/Technology › Re: Fishermen Trap & Kill Hippopotamus In Kebbi, Samanaji Community (Photos) by luminouz(m): 9:04am On Feb 11, 2020
White Hippo


Very rare.
Romance › Re: Valentine, My First Time.. by luminouz(m): 8:58am On Feb 11, 2020
Jesu


See what a MAN is celebrating and creating threads for.... VAL INVITATION ACCEPTANCE.
On 14th,you will pay ACCEPTANCE FEE till your pockets run dry.

Feb.14 is just a day. Love(as you call it) is forever.


what in God's name is wrong with these guy-boys?

Ordinary Val that you will be the one to foot every bill and you will still be the KING OF THE FRIENDZONE??


Your moniker is just wrong. Your own Kellie is not bright at all!!



Haba naaaaa undecided
Romance › Re: Parents Disown Daughter On Newspaper For Being Lesbian by luminouz(m): 7:23am On Feb 11, 2020
Petyprincess:
They shouldn't have disowned her,getting attracted to same sex is something out of their control also,especially when 95 percent of our guys are f**k boys!!
I'm not!!!.

Why not try me and see? grin
Romance › Re: Couple Got Married 32ft Underwater In The Caribbean Sea (Photo) by luminouz(m): 6:56am On Feb 11, 2020
Riele:
I love this .

Perfect time to forcefully remove his oxygen mask and drown him in my ocean of love .
You always have weird ideas on how to kill people!!!!


U ok sis? wink
Romance › Re: Would You Date A Handsome Fool Or An Extremely Ugly Genius by luminouz(m): 11:08pm On Feb 10, 2020
omoovie:
Seriously! Like wtf? Total worst case scenario. I need a guy that's at least on my level intelligence-wise and he has to be attractive, romantic, have a big heart, be able to carry his own financially (no NFAs! PLEASE Jesus no NFAs!), be sexy, love music and be God fearing. I don't think that's asking 4 much. A little domestication wouldn't hurt him either. LOL!
Wetin come remain naaaa? His diick size nko? wink
Romance › Re: How Do I Get Her Back??? by luminouz(m): 7:17pm On Feb 10, 2020
Phenomenal16:
..m gud n u?
I'm fine o...


Val is around the corner,where u taking me to? tongue
Romance › Re: How Do I Get Her Back??? by luminouz(m): 6:24pm On Feb 10, 2020
Phenomenal16:
...aww
"Black ass"
Enugu babe,how far?
Health › Re: Coronavirus: Chinese Officials Lock People In Their Homes As Quarantine Measures by luminouz(m): 4:20pm On Feb 10, 2020

Celebrities › Re: Kelly Hansome Engaged - Shares Pictures by luminouz(m): 4:20pm On Feb 10, 2020
Edoziesmart:
Thought*


Correct him and stop embarrassing the poor guy
Was teasing me bro...just playful banter
Science/Technology › Re: Orangutan Reaches Out Hand To Rescue Man Stuck In A River In Asia (Photos) by luminouz(m): 2:01pm On Feb 10, 2020
Awwwwwwnnn
Politics › Re: Alhassan Ado-Doguwa: My Father Had 40 Children At 86 by luminouz(m): 1:53pm On Feb 10, 2020
I just pity the vj condition of each wife,popping out kids year in,year out.

He already has 27 kids?

Divided equally,each has like 7 kids alreadyhuh


Pity their pussies naaaa.... undecided
Romance › Re: Don't Fall In Love With These Kind Of Girls If You Value Your Sanity. by luminouz(m): 1:46pm On Feb 10, 2020
Godpikin4real:
Uve talked about girls. What about guyz not to fall in love with cos I'm about loosing my sanity oo.
Why? shocked
Health › Re: Coronavirus: Chinese Officials Lock People In Their Homes As Quarantine Measures by luminouz(m): 1:40pm On Feb 10, 2020
UstazAhmed:
May Allah the Most Merciful never allow this evil to befall on our beloved nation.

This is the consequence of Chinese persecution on Islam
Your brain is lèaking seriously, dude.

Your book haram wey dey kill anyhow no deserve wrath abi?

Just hope and pray it doesn't enter here.
Health › Re: Coronavirus: Chinese Officials Lock People In Their Homes As Quarantine Measures by luminouz(m): 1:38pm On Feb 10, 2020
Octopusssy:
And some eejits here are using this deadly disease to prank.

I have an idea: anyone caught pranking with corona virus should be put on an all expense paid trip to China by the federal government. Wuhan district specifically.

Anyway, one of my clients told me the virus doesn't survive for long outside a host so it's safe to import from China.
Shatap biko...Pūssymouth
Celebrities › Re: Kelly Hansome Engaged - Shares Pictures by luminouz(m): 1:34pm On Feb 10, 2020
Bryan88:
well, u won't know Olu Maintain...doubt if ur parents has given birth to u by then... grin
I sang it during obasanjo era granpa...so I know what it is.. grin

Just teasing ur English ni grin
Celebrities › Re: Kelly Hansome Engaged - Shares Pictures by luminouz(m): 1:22pm On Feb 10, 2020
Bryan88:
Yahoozee, kelly handsome? Taught it was Olu Maintain? shocked
Taught ko...professor ni
Celebrities › Re: Kelly Hansome Engaged - Shares Pictures by luminouz(m): 1:17pm On Feb 10, 2020
Thank God he didn't kneel...


Would have vomited my breakfast cheesy

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