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Ifemide123:
I had to create this account today for this. It's really eating me up and I am tired.
I am 24, will be 25 soon. I am this indoor person and so I hardly meet people. My first relationship ended like two years back and I haven't been in a reasonable one since then.
I meet people online cos I don't get to meet them offline, most of the guys I meet are based in different state from mine and they don't mind me visiting, but once I tell them I live with my parents and would need their permission to come visit, they just stop getting in touch. I have lost over 5 potential partners because of this, they all feel we should be comfortable with ourselves first before putting parents matter into it. Some don't see it as a big deal living with my parents, they just find it funny that they wouldn't allow me go visit my boyfriend(note that they wouldn't know him bfr I go visit)
I can't even think logically anymore that's why I am here to ask Wether the problem is with me or them. The only one I met that has travelled to come visit me is verbally abusive. He met my mum and wants things done the proper way.
I am really exhausted. I guess gone are those days where you have to meet your potential wife in her father's house.
I told my mum I want to start attending youth church and she object to it saying I can only change church after I get married.
My sisters are lucky tho, they got a job outside our state and moved out of the house

Lmaooooooooo....
You're so funny!
A 25 years old woman can't even visit youth church till she is married?

Lmaoooooooooooo....
Make I leave here jejely

camobri:
he destroyed nothing, ur brain is just top 17th century to comprehend. read up about trans. the fact that ppl r not coming out in naiaj is due to hypocrisy. many are trapped in different bodies. u see tomboys, dey are females but actually males. same as femmine guys. it's all chromosomal and homrnal but u all are too backward

Dafuq u mean by 'trapped'

I understand chromosomes and hormones but so long they are not hermaphrodites, i see no need to change. Why? Because every man or woman all have chromosomes that define such gender. Even though you behave like a tomboy or feminist guy,your gender-based chromosomes were dominant enough to determine your sex,either male or female. Just say environment and technology made innate choices possible. These guys wanted to change their sexes,chromosomes had nothing to do with it,else,why do most of them regret the change and desire to revert back to their original sexes or you haven't heard?

I can't imagine myself doing surgeries to turn into a girl. I was created perfect.

I still don't know why people do it,even though I respect their life choices.

DarlingEmojist:
We know that you know English pass People wey create English itself.
Abeg let us say what we can say

I meant the the scenario is funny.
Dafuq u saying about English and all that?

spiceadole:
My father used to sing that anthem and chorus to me..Always telling me I'm useless.
Today,I am a medical doctor practising in Norwich, UK.
And he is a poverty stricken disease bedridden loser in a leaking house in the village.

Who is useless now?

You didn't win anything bro.

You took your genes from him and if you're successful, its partly and indirectly due to his genetic makeup you inherited. He pushed you to succeed, albeit abusively.
Vengeance is a sword without a hilt,it hurts both ways.

DarlingEmojist:
The most painful word was when a Lady called me on the street and told me that she Like my teeth,i was shocked and asked that what is special in the teeth...

She said it's her best colour deep yellow

I was like ROCK OF AGES SWEAR FOR HER,LET HER HANG HERSELF ON TREE ....

I laughed out so loud I almost choked.
Her words and yours were crazily hilarious

hopefulLandlord:
Ezekiel 4:11-12

Ok... I will check bro
Thanks!!!

hopefulLandlord:
Daddy freeze is making hasty conclusions. without enough data we can't know if Gracious David West's killings were ordered by Yahweh. This can sound unbelievable to most unbelievers but Yahweh as shown in the Bible can order anything even if it looks wrong to us as he's accountable to no one. a

Yahweh once told the Israelites to kill all midianites but keep young virgin girls as war booty. This sounds wrong to us but whatever Yahweh commands is wise even if it looks wrong in our limited knowledge he has his reasons

Yahweh figuratively destroyed Saul for not totally destroying the Amalekites

Yahweh once told Ezekiel to eat bread baked with human shiit

Same way Yahweh sent lying spirits to Ahab's prophets. This also sounds wrong to us but he has his reasons we aren't privy to and he answers to no one

Yahweh also hardened Pharaoh's heart while using that as opportunity to send more plagues and kill innocent people until all firstborn sons of the Egyptians are dead. This also sounds cruel but that's Yahweh showing us his loving power and nobody should question him

Yahweh struck Onan dead for refusing to cum into his brother's wife's vagyna


Yahweh's ways are not our ways
its possible Yahweh instructed Gracious David West to kill those women. Yahweh might have his reasons so we should not use our limited knowledge to judge what a man talking to a being of unlimited knowledge does.

You actually have a point though and as unorthodox as it sounds,anyone looking at the picture will see Yahweh as being biased.

But what do I know?
I'm Alien!!!

N.B
Did Yahweh actually ask Ezekiel to eat bread baked with human shiit? For real?

Roh50:
Luminous, this is an interesting write up and it seems to me like you are trying to insinuate that the whole human race is still a kind of experiment, still processing. I'll rather not agree nor disagree but keep an open mind. But I will like to know who or what are the forces at play here? Who or what forces are playing chess with the human race? The deviation from what we think is the norm keep enlarging while the value of the human life keeps depreciating, what do you think is the Grand Plan of the forces at work?

I could do way better and write an encyclopedia but then, are you really ready for the knowledge you seek? I'm talking really deep stuff here. Are you really ready to pay the price? I'm not intent on divulging stuff to someone whose mind is not capable of handling it biko.
Knowledge may be Power but it comes with a price.

Geofavor:
Wow. What a beautiful piece of bullshit. Let me guess, aliens planted us here? And they come to harvest us like once in every millennium?

Lol

I love u too bro.

Peace!!!

DAramis:
An unfortunate situation

My question is this, what really makes people to snap and go on a murdering spree? Looking at that smile, you will never believe that he can do such. Some will say that he is a loving and dothing father but look at what it ended up turning to.

Lol,you don't know the human psyche bro...lemme tell you some things:

1. An average human can make use of 15-20% of his brain power, most people through faulty DNA,disease and poverty use less than 10%. What manner of maturity do you expect from them bro? Since a human has no access to full range of his brain power,he/she makes decisions based on his limited intellect and shiit goes awry. The day I saw a cock attacking its own reflection in a mirror and a dirt poor Hausa guy sniffing the toxic fumes emanating from a 'soakaway' was when the point struck home.


2. Do you know that 75% of the human DNA is classified as JUNK DNA? This means they have no use(either inert,latent or inactivated),so in essence they are kinda useless or blocked. So most humans can't even access the hidden potential of their bodies. Everyone uses 25% or less to live on planet Earth. Why on earth won't we have issues bordering on psychosis? Check most comments on NL(Front-page and romance) and you wonder WTF is wrong with the commenters,like do they have sense at all?

3. Humans are flawed creatures. We are a mix of different genes,produced and cultivated by higher beings for their own purposes. Even in terms of evolution,we can't just seem to evolve because we are still controlled. Let me give an example, we have like what, 12 original DNA strands,but we have been sequenced down to just 2 DNA strands now. And those strands are what guide you and me on base decisions about life,love, career, peace, war and death. How can just 2 strands be enough? And even most of the DNA is inert again. How do you function as a complete YOU? Just look around you bro, if people are not fighting about religion,it is tribe or race, status or some other BullShiit, and I just look around and wonder to myself, can't these cats see what I'm seeing,how pointless and dead all these shiit they fight on, are? And to crown it all,every second is a fuqin race against time,before you know it,you grow old and die,using like averagely 70years for men and maybe 90 for women. What exactly is the gain?


Conclusion:
We are a flawed species,just occupying space till we die. Know that and these dreary news won't surprise you anymore.
We think we are born,but actually we are made to serve as food,entertainment or chess pieces in a greater game our brains are too incapacitated to even understand.

Front page material....
If it doesn't get there,quote me and collect 50k



On the issue...
Dude is a mudafvcker!!

uboma:
First timers, when they get so inquisitive, I tell them I am a Farmer or a Teacher. Their interest drops faster than water poured into the basket

Teacher works for me!

Lol...nothing wrong with either professions though!!!

havilla:
wow, am in Abuja and one just asked me this question this afternoon lol.

One asked me some weeks back if I could borrow him money and when I said I didnt have he has stopped talking calling me a friend of convenience God help us in this town.

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