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Education › Re: 2017 MTN Foundation Scholarship Scheme Registration by luminouz(m): 10:38am On Aug 26, 2018
AmosTimi:
I made it...thank God.
Wey ma sharehuh grin
Education › Re: 2017 MTN Foundation Scholarship Scheme Registration by luminouz(m): 10:37am On Aug 26, 2018
Timshin:
It's out already..... It's on Vanguard already.....
Something wrong with ur mailhuh
It ain't delivering!!!
Politics › Re: Kaduna Declares Curfew Over Communal Clash by luminouz(m): 9:45am On Aug 25, 2018
SolutionMee:
Wow!

Curfew is so sweet ooo

I remember when I experienced it in Tokyo some years back

I was indoor with a Japanese lady

What a massive asset she's gat

90 days after, we still dey enjoy curfew

Kadunians should learn from me

Meanwhile, I'm from the South West and this is how we role

Health › Re: Rats, Mosquitoes Or Bed Bugs: Which Is The Most Annoying To Have In The Room? by luminouz(m): 7:15pm On Aug 24, 2018
Martinez19:
Bed bugs are the worse. They are impossible to eradicate, a single bed bug in your house can colonise your house within two weeks; they will irreversible stain your foams, walls, sofas, books etc. with their gathering and small black dots(maybe it's their poo grin) and they cause great discomfort and distress bites bring.

They are vicious and smart attackers. They are good at locating you and they know how to run and hide strategically. If you kill them by smashing them, you will have to cope with the disgusting odour that comes from them and the near irreversible stain from the smashed body.
How would u know...have u been beaten by Cimex Lextularus before??
Sucked so much u look pale as fvckhuh grin
Celebrities › Re: E-Money: Biography, Source Of Wealth Clarified, Networth, Cars, Wife, Sons by luminouz(m): 4:49pm On Aug 24, 2018
Bobby4090:
Rubbish. How much were you paid to raise his profile with this write up. E Money is no where near a billionaire but very rich. He has only one known house in Lekki and lots of state of the art Cars. But there are hundreds of his type in PH and Onitsha and Abuja. But because he E Moneyis Press friendly and handsome you guys seem to exaggerate his wealth. He goes to London today and its all over the news. I was in Dubai twice last year but no one heard it. Not even my next door neighbor.

To say he spends more than Dangote in a day is purely rubbish. Dangote has tens of thousands of staff he pays per month and a $16 billion dollar refinery being built in just 4 years. What Dangote spends in a day could be more than what E Money has earned in a whole year because am 100% sure Dangote's expenditures could run to billions per day.
Lets not be carried away by star status. I even see people like Linda Ikeji being far richer than E money. Its no secret that Linda makes more than a million per day in business adverts alone. Not to talk of now that she has upgraded to owing TV/media industry. I consider her the richest in the entertainment industry today.
So u went to Dubai 2ice last yearhuh
Now I n my Gs know....u exposed ursef hommie

Now I know how to get ur lying,secretive n stingy ass...

I'm coming for you!! undecided
Health › Re: Rats, Mosquitoes Or Bed Bugs: Which Is The Most Annoying To Have In The Room? by luminouz(m): 8:46am On Aug 24, 2018
For me...it's one n ONLY thing....

Bedbugs
Bedbugs
Bedbugs
Bedbugs
Bedbugs
Bedbugs
Bedbugs
Beeeeeeeeeeeedddddebuuuugsssssssss

In case u dont still get it.....here is one more

BEDMORAFUCKINGBUGS!!!!!!!!!!!!
Crime › Re: Kenyan Man Arrested For Posting Pics Of Minors Bragging That He Had Defiled Them by luminouz(m): 7:48am On Aug 24, 2018
RedAlert08:
I kinda agree with Sharon. Unless of course you're Kenyan, or a sickler grin
Why would redalert be famzing me?? shocked
I want bankalert!!!!!

So redalert ursef bro!!!!
Crime › Re: Kenyan Man Arrested For Posting Pics Of Minors Bragging That He Had Defiled Them by luminouz(m): 11:40pm On Aug 23, 2018
1Sharon:
Urgh...I hate the way Kenyans looks they just have this sickly look about them
N HOW DO U LOOK?
SICKLIER??
Food › Re: Cook In Your Kitchen, Take Pictures And Post It Here. SIMPLE! by luminouz(m): 9:06pm On Aug 23, 2018
TissuePaper:
but why are you this daft... So you mean you cannot cook as a lady and the only thing you can do is to steal images from Google and post it here undecided

Be careful o...i will soon ban you for life angry
U want to ban her with thathuh Tissuepaperhuh

Food › Re: Cook In Your Kitchen, Take Pictures And Post It Here. SIMPLE! by luminouz(m): 9:05pm On Aug 23, 2018
pemiakd:
Sallah things
I'm not moved by these yeye ole pictures biko..
As far as I'm concerned u can't cook,so u no be wife material...

Now can u just SWERVEhuh?
Lemme see better sweeties who are dragons in the kitchen...

Food › Re: Cook In Your Kitchen, Take Pictures And Post It Here. SIMPLE! by luminouz(m): 4:21pm On Aug 23, 2018
Mariangeles:
Careful how you chyke in case of next time...make you no go mistakenly chyke monkey grin
Thank u ma'am or Sir(really don't know which) grin
U can't blame me dou....those pictures fried my cranial circuits!!!!
Food › Re: Cook In Your Kitchen, Take Pictures And Post It Here. SIMPLE! by luminouz(m): 4:06pm On Aug 23, 2018
eyinjuege:
14 years loading cheesy cheesy
People go iust dey confuse us with monikers without genders!!!! [ grin cheesy
Food › Re: Cook In Your Kitchen, Take Pictures And Post It Here. SIMPLE! by luminouz(m): 2:55pm On Aug 23, 2018
Mariangeles:
It's because "she's" a GUY!

MEN COOK TOO!
shocked shocked shocked
Kuku kill me

Sorry chasers...but u is a baaaad ass chef! wink

Food › Re: Cook In Your Kitchen, Take Pictures And Post It Here. SIMPLE! by luminouz(m): 2:47pm On Aug 23, 2018
ibkayee:
You will soon find out why I'm laughing

https://www.imageupload.co.uk/images/2018/08/23/tenor-42.gif
Lol..she is married with eight kids right?? tongue
Food › Re: Cook In Your Kitchen, Take Pictures And Post It Here. SIMPLE! by luminouz(m): 2:37pm On Aug 23, 2018
Liftedhands:
My Sallah food cheesy

Vegetable soup courtesy Iomoge,

Turkey and meat courtesy Zaynie,

Akpu courtesy my mum all the way from the villa,


Ate it all this after noon.
U have a genuine gift.....
U can make a dead man hungry with these pictures!!!
Food › Re: Cook In Your Kitchen, Take Pictures And Post It Here. SIMPLE! by luminouz(m): 2:35pm On Aug 23, 2018
chasers:
#C4_KITCHEN

Lunch Time = Garden Egg/Egg Plant tongue


I'm on that new diet where you eat everything and hope for a miracle
Are u marriedhuh
Cuz right now I'm feeling like..... wink
Food › Re: Cook In Your Kitchen, Take Pictures And Post It Here. SIMPLE! by luminouz(m): 8:30am On Aug 23, 2018
God will judge all these ladies making my mouth water this morning... n I can't even cook!! undecided

*Bursts out crying*

This is so unfair........

God will judge all of UNA!!!!

*Walks outta thread with stomach growling*
Celebrities › Re: Masked Van Vicker Poses With His Children by luminouz(m): 8:11am On Aug 23, 2018
sisisioge:
Dang! All those elderly children for him? He surely started early... Hot bobo...daddy yoo grin
Me to you

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