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Romance › Re: Pre-Wedding Photos Of A Doctor & His Lawyer Fiancée by luminouz(m): 2:24pm On Mar 12, 2018
neoapocalypse:
The babe dey gym ni huh
*Falls down lavin*
Family › Re: Dion Osagie Writes Open Letter To Wife, Winifred After Battering Her by luminouz(m): 2:20pm On Mar 12, 2018
DSoj:
This guy is MAD. As in he's a FOOOOL
U want to beg a woman u physically abused and U are addressing yourself as "Your Lord"

If I know thhe
Calm down na!!
Family › Re: Dion Osagie Writes Open Letter To Wife, Winifred After Battering Her by luminouz(m): 2:17pm On Mar 12, 2018
kapelvej:
Are you kidney me grin grin
No..I'm liver-ing U tongue
Romance › Re: My Brother's Ex Keeps Disturbing Me With Messages And Phone Calls by luminouz(m): 1:43pm On Mar 12, 2018
QueenSuccubus:
grin


Luminouz come abeeg, help ur broda...Since this babe want wahala i think...


But OP, juz be careful eeehn..it cud be a revenge in disguise after what ur younger brother done to her.. cool
Here babe....
Lemme read first...
Done reading!!!

My advicehuh
2 ways....d easy way n d very very easy way

Easy way...
Block her everywhere..she might be back to hurt ya family n blah blah blah.....she seemed possessed n fixated on ur family...bloh bloh bloh....or she might just wanna fvck ur brains out....bleh bleh bleh....bottomline?? Block her ass!!

VV easy way

Add her up,chat her n form lovey dovey with her..get her to be cool with u...n FVCK her!!! Tear day pussy out like hell....n when ur tired..ditch her ass..n walk out like a BOSS.....n I suspect ur already considering this option...

RESULTS

Option A will get u out of ya fix eventually(if u truly don't love her n u wanna be free..so it's easy)

Option B is a very very easy way out....TO SURE DEATH!!!

Life or death OP? Choice is urs nigga

Luminouz OUT
Crime › Re: Dogo Gide Killed Buhari Tsoho AKA Buharin Daji During Peace Meeting by luminouz(m): 1:41pm On Mar 12, 2018
kingthreat:
The cum you drink on a regular is gradually getting you retarrded. Didn't you see where I said get your guns ready to fire?
Lmaooooo!!!
Speak for ursef asswîpe....I don't drink tea

U hype d Fulani so much..why not become one of them!!
Crime › Re: Dogo Gide Killed Buhari Tsoho AKA Buharin Daji During Peace Meeting by luminouz(m): 1:14pm On Mar 12, 2018
kingthreat:
Fear Fulani. They never forgive. If they invite you for peace meeting, make sue your weapons are ready to fire.
Good job though. But as much as possible, avoid their wahala. They believe every hurt against them is a loan that must be repaid.
Sohuh Ur own tribe are cowardshuh Or do the Fulani have Monopoly of violencehuh undecided
Romance › Re: Pls Help. I Am Heart Broken Right Now by luminouz(m): 1:02pm On Mar 12, 2018
chocberry:
See as i dey look u again
tongue
Romance › Re: Pls Help. I Am Heart Broken Right Now by luminouz(m): 12:56pm On Mar 12, 2018
chocberry:
i wouldn't mind eating your bean cake, but then you need to ask yourself if your existence is that petty, it's only if you've reduced to Esau you can take such a quantum leap
Oh don't worry about me..I'm alien...d covenant affects only humans!!
Romance › Re: Pls Help. I Am Heart Broken Right Now by luminouz(m): 12:45pm On Mar 12, 2018
chocberry:
The babe was talking to me with the litle strength she had left when she had strength, i saw this person, not a third party stroy, i was serving at the church then. OMG, luminouz colelct the oP's number and follow up nah, make him move on....Just send an invite when its time for the bean cakes grin.
Which OPhuh I wan try am my very sef jor....I wan see if na true true the thing be!!!
Will u collect my number?? In case,ermmmmmm....I die n it's time for bean cakes?? cheesy
Romance › Re: Pls Help. I Am Heart Broken Right Now by luminouz(m): 12:35pm On Mar 12, 2018
chocberry:
This one died in my presence, my presence luminouz, same way you saw a chick with a Love Machine self-fisting, same way bro. in my very presence, get it on. Advise him to move on na, and have his contact just incase grin
Jesuuuuuuu!!!
This nigga has read my stories oooooooo!!! grin

I believe in d supernatural bro...that shiit is real....so lemme keep an open mind on this....dat I haven't experienced it before never meant it can never be real.....

But I know there is no problem without a solution o....I pray OP finds his.....n u know what?? I think I will try it myself...get a girl n do a blood covenant...so as to confirm u know
Romance › Re: Pls Help. I Am Heart Broken Right Now by luminouz(m): 12:24pm On Mar 12, 2018
chocberry:
Indeed
That was how that chick did too that time, she said the guy moved on. The covenant and oath first killed the first one that moved on, and then killed the one that felt had the liberty to move on. You dey OYO state grin
Jesus!!!! shocked
tongue
I still don't believe dat shiiit is as effective as u guys say
Romance › Re: Pls Help. I Am Heart Broken Right Now by luminouz(m): 12:23pm On Mar 12, 2018
chocberry:
why the rants? I touch your preek? See as i dey look u
Lmaooo@ ur preek!!
I ain't gay!!!
So buzz off!!
Romance › Re: Does Tribe Matter Before Initiating In A Committed Relationship? by luminouz(m): 11:19am On Mar 12, 2018
khiaa:
Stop that crying right now. angry If the marks are on you, they're beautiful. wink What have you been up to? smiley
Lmaooooo!!!

I was joking jor....dou if I have them...I'm Goan slay with em too

Been good....what of u??
Romance › Re: Pls Help. I Am Heart Broken Right Now by luminouz(m): 10:42am On Mar 12, 2018
Oyindidi:
Truth is blood covenant is not a joke. There's a reason her own father dislike her, maybe she is the black sheep of the family but op was forming love and fell for her. She is very manipulative and the op was acting like a fool in love.
Wao..never believed it Sha.... unless a herbalist did d joining....
N yes....she is very manipulative....I spot babes like dat a mile off n avoid them like a plague...it's either they use emotional blackmail or reverse psychology on u......n u end up losing...if ur not Alien!! tongue

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