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Fashion › Re: Photos Of A Lady Wearing Tight, Ripped Denim by luminouz(m): 10:51am On Jan 06, 2018
KillerBeauty:
Thick thigh, flat ass grin
Show ur own...jealous woman
Crime › Re: Bachama Militia Attack Fulani People In Taraba, Kill 15 (Graphic Photos) by luminouz(m): 10:41am On Jan 06, 2018
DLuciano:
Ahh! Do we have a country? Do we have a government? Or do we have a President? Is the president resident in Nigeria or abroad? Were are the DSS, military, police and other security agencies? Nigeria is fast deteriorating, someone help!
Are u not someone?
Phones › Re: The LeEcoThread by luminouz(m): 9:53pm On Jan 05, 2018
lwisee:
I'm selling the 2 oooo.
I need just 1 ooooo
Phones › Re: The LeEcoThread by luminouz(m): 9:42pm On Jan 05, 2018
1boylikevhis:
Is nuh my fault na.
Cuz not! Na my fault! tongue

Phones › Re: The LeEcoThread by luminouz(m): 9:16pm On Jan 05, 2018
lwisee:
I want someone that will pick the 2
around Abule Egba axis
6k
6k bawo?
Egbon wetin naaaaaaaaaaaa! Its tew much...or u meant 3k?
Na Ibadan I dey o!!!
Romance › Re: What Turns You Off/On In A Lady/Man? by luminouz(m): 7:51pm On Jan 05, 2018
Purebeerry:
Don't worry, you will meet ladies that will love you just the way you are, as for me, I love tall guys.
Lmaooooo
Reading meanings into my statement eh?
No need....I have never been insecured about my height...besides I'm alien..I leave d bodyshaming to u humans!
Luminouz OUT!
Romance › Re: What Turns You Off/On In A Lady/Man? by luminouz(m): 7:47pm On Jan 05, 2018
Purebeerry:
Short guys turn me off cos am not tall.

I love them tall.
I hear u
Romance › Re: Help, My Relationship Is About To Hit The Rocks by luminouz(m): 7:44pm On Jan 05, 2018
Respect55:
Thanks, u did.

Firstly, I know gifts can't substitute my presence, but since there is no other visible way to keep in touch, I gave in to that.

Secondly, I tried inviting her over but the mum is having none of it. To her, she can only visit after it have officially done something on her head. U see?
No work yer but I'm into business
Dafuq u waiting for?
Do something on her head na or u scared?
Family › Re: My Marriage Has Finally Ended by luminouz(m): 6:39pm On Jan 05, 2018
UjuJoan2:
Men and women react differently to sex. You know that.

For a man to see a willing woman and Not get an erection, something terrible must be wrong!
Shatap....
I see willing women all the time n I say no...so I can't get tired again.....Uju oloju eja! undecided
Family › Re: My Marriage Has Finally Ended by luminouz(m): 6:37pm On Jan 05, 2018
greatcrown:
To safe your marriage you need more than love!

I guess your wife was raised by a single mum and hence consultation and joint decision making between father and mother was lacking in her upbringing.

Moreover, this was either neglected or not properly stressed during pre marriage counselling if at all you had one.

The chances of anyone marrying your wife with three kids is very slim hence she may not be with any man. However, a man may have supported her to relocate to naija successfully. Don't take offence at that though it's annoying!

Going forward this is what I think you should do!

Repent from your unholy union and be committed / faithful to your marriage.

Keep sending messages, begging and apologising. Never stop even if it take years! Remember to also include voice message.

Make friends with her sister, spoil the sister with goods so that you will almost knows all your wife moves and be proactive to lovingly use them to the advantage of you and your family.

Try to get to Nigeria or anywhere she relicated to as quickly as you can and make effort to see her and plead with her.

After your course work please get a good job and save a good amount and set up that shop for your wife.

If you can't get good paying job on America, look to other country.

My brother use everything you have to fight for your marriage but in the process never hurt her.

Know your wife and cultivate her along what she is good at and you will forever be happy!

God bless you and your household.


Shalom!
Begging n.apologising? Relocate to naija as soon as possible? Spoil her sister with goods? Relocate to another country?? GOD!!!!! U call all these ADVICE....if u were a marriage counselor eh...na hunger go kill u...WTF is all that rubbish up there?
Pussified niggas everywhere....
These niggas are making me vex... Lemme just leave here before I fvvking turn supernova!
Family › Re: My Marriage Has Finally Ended by luminouz(m): 6:28pm On Jan 05, 2018
UjuJoan2:
You caused it. . . .you stopped loving your own wife! You broke the deal and you broke the marriage agreement

It's not the consorting with the stripper that's the problem, it's the inability to have an erection for your own wife. I Would walk away from the sham of a marriage too if it were me.
U are MÁD!!!! undecided
Jeez! Will I ever marry with all these useless myopic dementised women wey full naija...
Just look at what u wrote up there...comprehensive abilities are Zero...no wonder u wrote JAMB 15 times
Family › Re: My Marriage Has Finally Ended by luminouz(m): 6:17pm On Jan 05, 2018
greatgod2012:
The truth is that your wife actually understand that you've been emotionally and sexually connected to another woman, hence, her decision to relocate quietly and without any drama.
What kind of a girl are u?
So from what OP wrote n from his previous thread... He is to be blamed? sad
A woman who starved him for sex for so long suddenly discovers he doesn't disturb her anymore n DAT means he doesn't love her...n so she relocated?

U didn't see all she did at all? God just save me from these myopic NL gehs oh! Mtchewwww!
Phones › Re: The LeEcoThread by luminouz(m): 4:47pm On Jan 05, 2018
lwisee:
Got 2 phone case for LeEco S2, S3 for sale.
Where are u based biko
Answer me ASAP ooooooo
Phones › Re: The LeEcoThread by luminouz(m): 4:46pm On Jan 05, 2018
MrGokay:
Aje pako grin grin
Lol
Phones › Re: The LeEcoThread by luminouz(m): 12:17pm On Jan 05, 2018
1boylikevhis:
I accidentally got some tea into my phone's loudspeakers and charging port. I took the necessary step of soaking into rice while switched off for a few hours. The speaker sounds a lot better than when the accident happened but it's still making some scratchy noises with most high profile sounds. I'm depressed as I can't help but notice this. Any help especially when we can't even buy sonic brushes or compressed air in Nigeria?
Ehya...sorry bro

Wait a fvvking minute...did u just write TEA? In this buharilised regime.... Can't remember when last I took tea o... tongue
Politics › Re: Has Anyone Heard Anything On Nnamdi Kanu So Far by luminouz(m): 2:34am On Jan 05, 2018
horsepower101:
He died a Martyr. He died for something he believed in. The mistake most people make is that they think Nnamdi Kanu and Biafran agitation is the same. Nnamdi kanu became a vocal leader of a pre-existing ideology. The Ideology remains there with or without him. The person that will take over from where he stopped will come. For now IPOB is doing their work underground and in secret and planning their next move.
*sighs*
That is one thing I dislike about fanatical ipobs...u guys never admit ur OWN faults...see all u have been posting since as if KANU was a meowing cat who d tiger just went to destroy... He made some very uncouth/hate statements n he even formed his own ipob army in a federated nation...who does that? I liked him when he stood for freedom of his people but he became mired in partisan politics n innuendos. He overplayed d messiah complex n lost focus. In the end no one from d east(ur governors or senators or anyone) stood n supported him when d army came calling. A lot of young men lost their lives DAT day regrettably n KANU was no where to be found.. If he truly died.. He has earned my respect but if he is in hiding after causing d deaths of those young men while his own family is abroad... He is no better Dan d politicians he supposedly loathed.

Now u are online blaming d government for acting n claiming ipobs are underground planning their next move? This empty chest beating n loud mouthed egregious attitude was what caused the fracas in the first place....this has always been d trait found with u...

My advice? Have a plan n secretly execute it while having ur future goals in mind.... All the south eastern politicians didn't even support him(cuz they feed fat on d hated zoo) n without d unity of all Igbos...I fear a repeat of the operation python dance

My last question....
Horsepower did u say d next messiah will come n continue where KANU stopped?
What about u? Are u not d messiah?
Phones › Re: The LeEcoThread by luminouz(m): 2:13am On Jan 05, 2018
bobo65:
The phone worth am
Oga wey my case n glass naaaa grin
Family › Re: Lady Calls Out Igbo Father For Putting Her Husband In Debt by luminouz(m): 2:03am On Jan 05, 2018
hammerF6:

PLEASE LEAVE OUR IGBO CULTURE AND FACE YOUR YORUBA CULTURE.

I AM IGBO AND YOU ARE YORUBA.

WATER AND OIL DONT MIX.
So u are water eh?
No wonder ur so unstable! cheesy
Family › Re: Lady Calls Out Igbo Father For Putting Her Husband In Debt by luminouz(m): 2:00am On Jan 05, 2018
tossie101:
Ignore them u know u cant say anything that wil make then reason with u..
Thats how yorubas are.
Spitting igbos is their hubby..
Has made me grown some kind of dislike for them its a pity
Dislike? U positively burn with hatred for them!!!
N u might end up marrying me..who knows?
Family › Re: Lady Calls Out Igbo Father For Putting Her Husband In Debt by luminouz(m): 1:56am On Jan 05, 2018
tossie101:
U took my words out of my mouth my dear.
The gal is just stupid!.
To what gain is she bringing this issue in social media..
Cant he speak to her father?
Was her husband forced?.
Shez just plainly dumb..

I went to check her out on facebook.
All i saw was one local razz girl and i left.
So u traced her to Facebook just to satisfy ursef that she ain't shiiit?
What are u o? Posh or tūsh? U excel in this tribal bullshiit n I wonder how rancid ur thoughts are! Its a new year dear.... Biko change naaa undecided
Family › Re: Lady Calls Out Igbo Father For Putting Her Husband In Debt by luminouz(m): 1:47am On Jan 05, 2018
safarigirl:
She should shut the phuck up or take her useless rant to her father's compound.

So, she could not say this trash to her father's face when they were draining the husband, but she has the gall to carry the matter to FB and disgrace her entire family compound? I hope they disown her if someone from her place comes across this post. Let us see who she will run to when her own suffering begins since she assumes Igbo women are suffering in their marriages


Useless child, they should have dashed her free to the unfortunate husband of an uncultured wife
I don't usually do this but I think u have demèntia n ur rants are so rancid it could cure rabies....
Jeez! See what u posted up there n yet u hope to be a wife one day? undecided
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Got A New Job January 3rd After So Many Months Of Searching In 2017 by luminouz(m): 12:19pm On Jan 04, 2018
KingLennon:
Gerrarahere....I was just advising him to work hard and be focused on his new job. All this children wer go community school, u no sabi read ni? grin
Lmaooo
He got a job bro after months of searching...will he be mad nor to be focused ni?
Cuz he fvcking will!
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Got A New Job January 3rd After So Many Months Of Searching In 2017 by luminouz(m): 11:13am On Jan 04, 2018
KingLennon:
This new year have started favouring you so shall it be to others seeking employment too. But OP one thing is getting the job and another is keeping the job. Kudos
U made sense till I read d last part....
Who asked u?

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