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Science/Technology › Re: Chicken Dies After Killing A Snake While Trying To Protect Its Babies. Photos by luminouz(m): 10:49pm On Jan 16, 2018

RentedReality:
But will they live?

Nature can be cruel

In fact, cruelty is part of Nature's essence

or how else can I explain that Lions kill the cubs of ousted males just to get the females in heat?

That's like somebody chasing you out of your home and then kills your kids just to sleep with your wife

It's called survival n natural selection

Romance › Re: Man Shares After Sex Photo With His White Sugar Mummy by luminouz(m): 10:43pm On Jan 16, 2018

Muckross1122:
An African man with the username @TriggBandedup on twitter has taken to the platform to share after sex photo of him and his white sugar mummy.

He Caption The Picture:

Sugar Mama season.

Source:
http://www.nairaplus.com/2018/01/an-african-man-share-after-sex-photo-of.html

Vomits!
Oh lawd!
Can't take this anymore

Family › Re: I Would Divorce Her- My Wife Is Callous by luminouz(m): 10:41pm On Jan 16, 2018

Iseoluwani:
So u bleeped d new wife... Mehn una no get Patience oo

Wee u shut up huh

?
U no see anything wrong with d lying n sneaky wife abi?
No make me slap u oh! undecided

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Family › Re: I Would Divorce Her- My Wife Is Callous by luminouz(m): 10:39pm On Jan 16, 2018

Adamrealman78:
sorry for yourself, this happened last week Monday, on Tuesday I bleeped my new wife.she is on her way to Abuja to replace the other one.life goes on always have plan b,c,d-z

Diz is my realest nigga
Wagbayi!!!!

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Romance › Re: Nigerian men Reacts and exited about This #800,000 Realistic Sex Dull by luminouz(m): 8:12pm On Jan 16, 2018

lefulefu:
Na wao..the sex doll even has ukwu and hips..aghh! ...it looks so real.greiboy,Xinzu,Randy91,luminouz,femieddy make una come see rubber sex doll with ukwu.

Omo I see d dollie yansh I just TAYA!!!
At least make them allow me finish with sikira own before offering another temptation naaaaa! cheesy

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Romance › Re: How My Relationship With An Igbo Girl Fall Because Of There Tradition by luminouz(m): 12:04am On Jan 16, 2018

Peachess:
She's probably tired of you, I've never heard of anything like that. If she's not tired of you, she'll screw her bleeped up culture and try to make things work.

U never heard of what?
Where u living since peachess abi mangoes?
On d freaking moon huh

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Romance › Re: Hurray!!! My Gambian Friend Weds An Italian Lady. (photos) by luminouz(m): 11:52pm On Jan 15, 2018

I have promised not to be savage again this year..
*walks outta thread for 5 mins*

*enters thread n saw the pictures especially d groom/groomsmen*

BUT NAWA O!!!! AHN AHN!!!!

*walks outta thread again*

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Family › Re: ‘my Manhood No Longer Stands Erect’, Can't Have Sex: by luminouz(m): 11:42pm On Jan 15, 2018

CplusJason:
"My wife is fetish, she patronised many herbalists and she had used her diabolical power to paralyse my manhood for me not to be able to marry or impregnate another woman"

Just imagine the 66yrs old fool.

Too bad u can't say this in front of d man's kids!!!
Calling someone old enough to give birth to you a fool?
When did d youths lose their sense of respect biko?

Culture › Re: Oba Abdulrasheed Akanbi Buys Innoson G-wagon For 2nd Coronation Anniversary by luminouz(m): 11:36pm On Jan 15, 2018

DoTheNeedful:
You see how horrible some of you can be? You complained that the government and Nigerians are not encouraging Innoson, here someone decided to buy his product and you are tribalizing it. Interacting with some of you is difficult. Wherever you are not dominating, you will complain of marginalization; on the other hand, if you are doing fine somewhere else you will rile up and mock others telling them how superior you are. .

U just described some igbos with victim/entitlement mentality!?
But not all igbos are like DAT sha

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Music/Radio › Re: Nairalanders, I Just Directed My First Music Video. Please Rate My Work by luminouz(m): 9:36pm On Jan 15, 2018

lefulefu:
that back is on point

U get am!

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Music/Radio › Re: Nairalanders, I Just Directed My First Music Video. Please Rate My Work by luminouz(m): 9:35pm On Jan 15, 2018

bodyonchecheche:
Lol oloshos

Music/Radio › Re: Nairalanders, I Just Directed My First Music Video. Please Rate My Work by luminouz(m): 9:08pm On Jan 15, 2018

bodyonchecheche:
Fair enough, 7/10 isn't bad

Yes I agree.. For DAT ASS on ya Ziggy!

Lefulefu....carry d ukwu brothers come o

Romance › Re: Why The Man Rejected His Girlfriend's Proposal At Ikeja Mall, Lagos by luminouz(m): 7:11pm On Jan 15, 2018

*she is ur friend but not close friend n she downloaded all DAT to u*!
Yinmu in 15D!
N u came online to share d REASON with d whole world huh

Biko...who is d real friend here or friend get another meaning? undecided

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Foreign Affairs › Re: Moment North And South Korea Officials Meet For Winter Olympics Talks(Photo by luminouz(m): 5:47pm On Jan 15, 2018

[quote author=neloyah post=64215817]They should have sent Gong yoo Oppa instead! sad

Or Ji Chang wook wink

as SK

So those are ya crushes abi?
Those girly looking guys?.
*rolls eyes*

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Romance › Re: Adeola Marcus Blasts Leonard Daunsi For Marrying Another Woman by luminouz(m): 3:55pm On Jan 15, 2018

DeadRat:
I'm Not Yoruba but Igbo, how Do We Define That In Igbo version... Cause The Igbos beat The Yorubas to It...

Eze Of Yoruba demon...

Sun Demon...

EzeAlpha...

Biafra TrapLord...

TrapKing...

Rubbish!!
Just call them...
Flatromics
Flatdevs
Flatroniuses

Romance › Re: Adeola Marcus Blasts Leonard Daunsi For Marrying Another Woman by luminouz(m): 11:36am On Jan 15, 2018

This is a level of Yoruba demonism I am not sure I can attain..
So why dafuq dem girls keep calling me a demon?? grin

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