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Crime › Re: 50-year-old Man Drugs, Rapes 7 Underage Boys In Niger by luminouz(m): 2:22pm On Jan 12, 2018
I still try but fail to understand what a REAL man like ME will see in another guy's poohole/shiitpipe/fart-tunnel DAT will entice my Alien Diick!!!!
I mean look at all d lovely but lonely girls out there....if I join d faggòt club...who goan make these mamas happy?

*dials sikira/omolola/chinwe/Aminat/ochuko's numbers*
*call connects*

Hey Babyyyyyyyyyy!!
*readjusts boxers*
Romance › Re: And She Finally Said Yes! I Am Off The Market Ladies (pic) by luminouz(m): 8:12pm On Jan 11, 2018
Amarabae:
What is this?
Mmiri ama efi na Anya.
That hand can give a child convulsion.
Congrats sha
Lmaoooooo
U is mean!!!
Romance › Re: She Treats Me Like An Option, Maybe I Am. by luminouz(m): 7:25pm On Jan 11, 2018
Chikita66:
She treats you like an option and you still love her..

Wow, so pathetic.
U registered yday n ur flying upandan undecided
Will u sit down there n be kwayet?
Pathetic ko ..athletic ni
Romance › Re: Choose! If Given An Opportunity For A Night by luminouz(m): 10:36pm On Jan 10, 2018
lefulefu:
;;;;;;;;;;;;
even C sef just look at d yansh..ukwu personified grin grin
in short all of dem gather back
i dont know wich to choose again;;;;;;;;;;; sad cry;;;;;;;
Loool
Business › Re: Package Delivery Problems: USPS And NIPOST by luminouz(m): 6:08pm On Jan 10, 2018
Aeiromon n chijohn42k....thaks guys...I was called late last night to come to Ondo post office to get my package ...apparently it was forwarded there from the Akure post office....
U guys rock!!!!!
Thanks again
Romance › Re: Choose! If Given An Opportunity For A Night by luminouz(m): 5:48pm On Jan 10, 2018
lefulefu:
oh C is nice...looks like a girl that's capable of giving u a wicked position that would make u forget ur father's name but unfortunately Deadrat was quick to snatch her from my handscheesycheesy.Are u new here?
Have u checked out B? cheesy
Babe is flexible as fvck n with dat ukwu poised for doggie...if u no shout AYAMATANGA as u dey bang....ban me for life grin
Romance › Re: Choose! If Given An Opportunity For A Night by luminouz(m): 5:45pm On Jan 10, 2018
FemiEddy:
For the first time in my life, I am confused on ukwu selection, lefulefu luminouz whitebeard come and save me grin I am not working today again sef haaa
Mehn! See temptation ooooo
B n C have my heart going tikitaka n GBOA GBOA GBOA!!!
IDI AYE REEEE!!!! grin
Romance › Re: Lady Found Out Her Boyfriend Of 3 Months Is Getting Married. He Has This To Say by luminouz(m): 11:21am On Jan 10, 2018
Angy55:
Trust men at your own peril. angry angry
We DAT bad huhhuh grin
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Linkedin Is Really Adding Nothing To My Career. by luminouz(m): 8:03am On Jan 10, 2018
romeorailss:
Thank u bro. I'm just reading through. And I wish one could have exhaustive explanations but just testimonies without a solution. They don't need to pm him. Just explain thoroughly here with and we in such categories would grab. Someone is even thanking God that many people don't know how to use the platform which is to her own advantage, imagine that angry
U dey mind DAT clown Goddiva nonsensehuh
Naso skoin skoin she dey do na!
Romance › Re: My Neighbour Whose Husband Is Abroad Wants To Sleep With Me by luminouz(m): 11:25pm On Jan 09, 2018
alexialin:
Luminous don't mind him


Can't u see, hes not a human being.

U only talk to humans.. Animals belonging to the endangered species , you ignore them.

U notice I didn't answer the thing

He doesnt deserve a word from me.

Just ignore the animal called bamoski. Simple.

I know it's breed .
K dear!!!
Romance › Re: My Neighbour Whose Husband Is Abroad Wants To Sleep With Me by luminouz(m): 11:20pm On Jan 09, 2018
bamoski:
Who is this goat again?

Which lady are you referring to please?

Definitely not that one with a 1.5mp picture quality.
K
Romance › Re: My Neighbour Whose Husband Is Abroad Wants To Sleep With Me by luminouz(m): 11:12pm On Jan 09, 2018
bamoski:
Wow!! So your no longer a virgin?

Please how many times have you fùcked, and with how many guys?

Just asking for a friend.
Are u insãne?
Is everything about fvvk to u?.
U better face ur hustle...dat Lady can busy ur destiny n give u small change join
Romance › Re: My Neighbour Whose Husband Is Abroad Wants To Sleep With Me by luminouz(m): 11:08pm On Jan 09, 2018
Yian1:
go Bleep yourself.. slow poke
Started already..... grin
Thanks!!!!
Romance › Re: My Neighbour Whose Husband Is Abroad Wants To Sleep With Me by luminouz(m): 10:38pm On Jan 09, 2018
alexialin:
O ga ju!

Am almost shaking here with tears o..

Can u imagine?
A whole fine Boi like you!

U too much!


Chop hi 5! cheesy
High fives u back dear!!!! cheesy
DAT stuff is really saddening!!!
Their husbands are very wicked o
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Linkedin Is Really Adding Nothing To My Career. by luminouz(m): 10:12pm On Jan 09, 2018
biacan:
Alien in Nigeria that's not possible grin
wink
But seriously I was pissed with d way OP was treated naaaa....majedom or wateva even hyper insulted him...yet everyone claims to have knowledge but unwilling to share...

A guy has volunteered though...through DM or twitter handle!
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Linkedin Is Really Adding Nothing To My Career. by luminouz(m): 10:07pm On Jan 09, 2018
biacan:
GOD bless you for this kind words Sir cool
Lmaoooo...uwc
But I ain't a Sir jor..I'm Alien!
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Linkedin Is Really Adding Nothing To My Career. by luminouz(m): 10:07pm On Jan 09, 2018
Angy55:
Awww grin grin grin.
Send me your house address ASAP.
Lmaoooo....
Ermmmm....can I use d normal route?
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Linkedin Is Really Adding Nothing To My Career. by luminouz(m): 10:01pm On Jan 09, 2018
Angy55:
Give "quora" a try. Check it out, you can download the app as well.
Thank me later.
Right now... D egusi soup on ur dp is what I wanna TRY OUT!
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Linkedin Is Really Adding Nothing To My Career. by luminouz(m): 10:00pm On Jan 09, 2018
JeeZ!!!
Nawa o....a guy asked for help n u niggas turned the thread to TESTIMONY TIME!!!
Send him pm n teach him...we know u have a billion connections n a gazillion offers with 'ultra massive pay' but HELP him naaaaaa!
Nawa o oooo!
Romance › Re: My Neighbour Whose Husband Is Abroad Wants To Sleep With Me by luminouz(m): 9:38pm On Jan 09, 2018
Yian1:
what is this one saying? am I d person that left her? u better read again and understand
Na u suppose read n comprehend d rubbish u posted first...
Romance › Re: Why Most Of Our Girls Are Turning To Olosho by luminouz(m): 7:28pm On Jan 09, 2018
lefulefu:
the power the feel they have over men when a man pays them money for sex na im be wetin dey move them.it shows them dat they have a power over the menfolk. That power can be self intoxicating. Its this same power that comes over an armed Robber when he holds a gun and see people quaking with fear before him. Next time he go still wan pick gun and get that thrilling feel of that power moving all over his body system. Runz most times no be because of poverty .i dey see girls very well to do families dey do the thing na.
Be like say I go come meet you for tutorials baba
See description!! grin

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