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Spaxon:
chai poke nose....

How u tek know about the party

No vex!!!!!
I overheard

ChiefPiiko:
You can be the assistant boyfriend if you won't mind

No thanks
U can be my Santa Claus though
I need Samsung S8+ for Xmas

Spaxon:
fear fear

Lmaoooooo
Sha be good 2moro n save me some meat!!

ChiefPiiko:
When did she announce it to you??

Lmaoooooo
U just dey find my trouble eh!
OK she is not ur babe!
Enjoy ur visit to Lagos bro in some days time....journey mercies!

ChiefPiiko:
OK boss, do you love her?? Don't be scared to express yourself

Egbon....u is mean
Do u wish me harm ni?
Na ur babe na!!!
I am loyal o

ChiefPiiko:
What is kobalise?

Means implicate.... Its a slang!

Spaxon:
lol"....

Have u also come to break my heart?

U want chiefpiiko to cut off my diick abi??
Una dey play love upandan since now u wan kobalise me?
Kolewerk!!!

Therock5555:
Lol bro you no well

If you wanna kill yourself, just hug tansformer na

Transformer takes too long jor!

Spaxon:
Don't mind him.
He's cheating on me.. Chiefpiiko

Lmaooooo!

michlins:
no am scared of selling the S8+ to you

Don't be scared bro
I will take good care of the phone
Do am as my Xmas present...
Be my Xmas Santa Claus bro

humblesteve:
lol


i don send my account details oooh no fall my hands o

So somebody camnor play with u again?
Is DAT how u use to do?

humblesteve:
I don't need yahoo yahoo money 😝

Lmaoooooo!
I hear u!

Therock5555:
Dude if you are a true literature section fan, you'll have known me by now.

I'm sure the shisha pot that was broken in the ex PDP chairman son's house was also fiction cause you would have also asked why married people would have shisha pot at home.

mtceew please use your brain from time to time cause I never knew a baseball bat cost a fortune in your village, woooaaaa I forget, you have never seen one except in the movies

Lol@ OP...I guess she was d one who meant in d ashawo thread!
Anyways... U get her contacts? I wanna kill myself!

michlins:
that looks like the village masquerade head

U scared hommie?

Maxcollins042:
Buy it at your own peril. I'm talking based on experience.

Tell me more

destinyy23:
Lol. Just saying.

Oya PM me!

teresafaith:
I don't believe this, op is lying.
After destroying he life, you're now here saying saying rubbish

*sighs*
Iffa talk now she goan say am being petty!

destinyy23:
It's so painful to read stuffs like this. The serious babes are falling into wrong hands while d good guys are falling victims to d wrong girls! What an irony. You guys pray n long for a good lady but when she comes around, she's treated like trash and you cry foul when d slay mamas deal with you. Quite pathetic!

Who is this wan?
U be good geh?
Mtchewwwww

humblesteve:
very cheap but i no get that kind money now

Ehya!
Should I send u some?

humblesteve:
Thank your stars am not ready yet if not lol i for overtake you bobo65 knows

Ntoooooor!
LeEco is mine....

chojoike2046:
subscribe today to partake in the winning teams or remain poor call or whatsapp with the number below

If ur so rich...y u begging for customers?
Scammer mofo

What's with d hooked noses?
I have learnt DAT such women are greedy!!!!
They got sharp eyes too!
I hope the marriage works out

bobo65:
I never get the 45k alert

45k ke
No be 40k again?

humblesteve:
hehehehehe

Hahahahahahah
no dey laugh me o...buy ouikitel joor m leave my Leeco

bobo65:
Cam dan

U never really show interest na

Says who?

michlins:
is is your head knock

Lmaooooo!!!!!!
Lemme goan sleep!
We continue later

humblesteve:
some people don get since but make we wait for you guys that just ordered



bobo65 find phone for me make i use till january make i buy new one #helpyabrother nah

Bros! No phone for u!
Na me get d Leeco wey dey come

michlins:
you definitely from my village. Just guess what, I have annoianointing oil, olive oil, aboniki balm, holy salt, holy water, bibles of different versions from KJV to Koran. Armor of war

*let loose an onion scented,beans flavoured fart*
This one thinks all those paraphernalia go work on an alien!
Just gimme my phone naaaaaa

michlins:
are you sure you are from my village peeps. See time you dey talk

Now am sure ur a pilot with Edo Airways... See time u dey reply!!!
*Still fainting dou*

michlins:
fainting won't help. Anyway once I play and watch video with this S8+, you will definitely wake up. It's an all rounder cure. oya come and take. Bring 200k with you

DAT phone is MINE
Don't u dare touch it for games or whatever!

200k?
*faints again*
*starts snoring*
*let loose a boxer rippling fart*

DeadRat:
Is Seems When You Were Being Born, Your Mother Kept Yellin "fvck!!"... Because it Seems The Word has Permanent Residence In Your Brain

Lmaooooo
DAT guy is my hommie!!!!
He is fbcking funny!?!