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Romance › Re: Someone Loves Me For Real by luminouz(m): 1:55am On Nov 25, 2017
FvckShiT:
[color=#F535AA] Fůck that çock girl! grin[/color]

[color=#F535A7]Fůck his çock like itz då last blöödyfůçking çöck yö 3ver gonna fůck cool[/color]
Missed u hommie
Where d fvck u been fvckerhuh? tongue
Romance › Re: Boyfriend Wooed Lady By Leaving His Phone With Her (Photo) by luminouz(m): 1:40am On Nov 25, 2017
Spaxon:
be toasting any girl u see ehear grin
Lol!
U n DAT chief guy are hilarious!
Saxon or Spartacus or Spaghetti... Wareva!
Romance › Re: Boyfriend Wooed Lady By Leaving His Phone With Her (Photo) by luminouz(m): 1:37am On Nov 25, 2017
[quote author=makydebbie post=62649999][/quote]Lmaooooo
U funny gan!!!
Romance › Re: A Lady's Chat With Her Mum Sparks Outrage, But She Defends Her Mum (photos) by luminouz(m): 1:24am On Nov 25, 2017
Zane2point4:
Thanks for this my sister, i had a frnd in the usa he said the most bad behaved ppl in the usa are the blacks,white Call them savages blc of there manner, they even defecate in the streets.
U can even sleep with a black American mother and daughter in the usa, am surprised this time its an asian woman.
Like I haven't fvcked a Nigeria mother n her daughter in naija....or wat d fvck is ur point undecided

So mum n daughter can joke in peace??
Romance › Re: I Just Got A Heart Break. by luminouz(m): 1:10am On Nov 25, 2017
Ayerona:
When pussyhunter abi who was saying that women are only good for sex I was among the against the motion crew.



a girl that I love who claimed to be a virgin for a year now has been fucking one particular guy for the past 2 years.


Bleep shiit mhen and he is my friend.
I cried shaa. wasted resources, time, energy. . .


I just dey Jones since. . . from now on with tears in my eyes I say Bleep the pussy only. no time for any stupid love that doesn't exist.
Ehya! Sorry Op....
Dat Virgin line is so dry nowadays DAT I don't even believe any geh who says such...happened to me too but hey life goes d fvck on!

Take heart n move on...but DAT ur friend needs to spend 6 months in d hospital treating his broken leg ( if u know what I mean) Na joke I dey o smiley smiley wink
Romance › Re: I Just Got A Heart Break. by luminouz(m): 1:06am On Nov 25, 2017
Macgreat:
grin relax man bleep happens.


I need 1 billion naira to install wallpapers in federal state house
If I sponsor u...whats my gain hommie?
Phone/Internet Market › Re: S8 + 165k With Mophie Power Case. SOLD SOLD SOLD OUT by luminouz(m): 10:21pm On Nov 24, 2017
michlins:
luminouz give me 180k
shocked shocked
*faints*
*still fainting*
Phone/Internet Market › Re: S8 + 165k With Mophie Power Case. SOLD SOLD SOLD OUT by luminouz(m): 10:21pm On Nov 24, 2017
michlins:
you wicked. Keep am reach that time? Na personal property e be huh
Lmaooooo!
Then sell for me! grin
Phone/Internet Market › Re: S8 + 165k With Mophie Power Case. SOLD SOLD SOLD OUT by luminouz(m): 6:23pm On Nov 24, 2017
Michellin or Michel....sell me this phone naaaaaaa tongue
Phone/Internet Market › Re: S8 + 165k With Mophie Power Case. SOLD SOLD SOLD OUT by luminouz(m): 6:22pm On Nov 24, 2017
michlins:
it's too early for Christmas. Am not yet feeling the harmattan
Lmaooooo
Then keep d phone till ending o...harmattan go don come!!!!!
Romance › Re: Is My Aunty Giving Me Nod To Move Ahead And Have Her On Bed by luminouz(m): 6:20pm On Nov 24, 2017
Both aspiring fvcker n fvckress are MÃD!!
Romance › Re: Hmmmmm, My Boss Today Has Given Me... by luminouz(m): 6:17pm On Nov 24, 2017
yeyerolling:
in 2013 i worked for an oil servicing firm, i was in charge of payroll , oga cut our salaries by 30-50k each, when i told him he didn't deduct from our sexy secretary own(secretary dey collect 150k grin), he said i shud not worry. oda staff knew y,but me no sabi as i joined few months ago. one day i printed my CV(5 copies) edited it dat i had resigned from my current office, i be wan give one politician . as i reach lekki toll gate i remembered i forgot my cv in our reception. i sharply got down from staff bus begin go back office o. office was locked but pple dey inside, ogas driver was trying to persuade me go go back home i no gree o. i waited for 1 hours. naso sexy secretary comot as she see me she do asif she she ghost o. i went back inside office and saw my oga heading towards restroom with boxers only. i was like haaaa. i hid make e no see me. saw my CV inside bin i pick am run. moral of the story OP ur oga wants to fuk u lol
Lmaooooo!!!!!
Romance › Re: Hmmmmm, My Boss Today Has Given Me... by luminouz(m): 6:16pm On Nov 24, 2017
Victornezzar:
This fool again

Romance › Re: Hmmmmm, My Boss Today Has Given Me... by luminouz(m): 6:14pm On Nov 24, 2017
Preciousgirl:
I can't believe it
But my boss today has given me a 50 percent pay rise
And it takes effect from September 2016. I am excited though but I find something sinister about his offer since he has been acting strange lately.

I am confused
U n this ur boss...una no dey tirehuh?
Phone/Internet Market › Re: S8 + 165k With Mophie Power Case. SOLD SOLD SOLD OUT by luminouz(m): 6:11pm On Nov 24, 2017
michlins:
we never said anything about you being happy tongue

It's business not joke. But a look at the beauty and beast of phone will make you happy every morning and the Mophie power case will ensure continuity of the happiness.
Lmaooooo!
Ur a case I swear!
I thought u wanted me to feel Xmas like no other naaaaaaa!!!
It'd business yeah but I am a negotiator!!!
Celebrities › Re: Regina Askia Celebrates 50th Birthday In Her Hometown In Awka Ibom by luminouz(m): 6:00pm On Nov 24, 2017
condralbedez:
This her daughter,wont be bad to teach some calculatdions.
Ayam telling u!
Private coaching things! tongue
Phone/Internet Market › Re: S8 + 165k With Mophie Power Case. SOLD SOLD SOLD OUT by luminouz(m): 5:56pm On Nov 24, 2017
michlins:
no say I didn't do black Friday give you
Lmaooooo
My black Friday is 100k? tongue
Do that n make me happy grin
Phone/Internet Market › Re: S8 + 165k With Mophie Power Case. SOLD SOLD SOLD OUT by luminouz(m): 1:29pm On Nov 24, 2017
michlins:
o.k. I will do for you


+20% on the phone price.

Valid while stock lasts
Lmaooooo
U try jare
Money no dey reach ur promo
no vex
Phone/Internet Market › Re: S8 + 165k With Mophie Power Case. SOLD SOLD SOLD OUT by luminouz(m): 11:05am On Nov 24, 2017
michlins:
You won't kill me abeg. My own black Friday was two weeks ago
Lmaooooo
Do mine for me naaaaaa
Phone/Internet Market › Re: S8 + 165k With Mophie Power Case. SOLD SOLD SOLD OUT by luminouz(m): 10:36am On Nov 24, 2017
michlins:
jumia.com

Konga.com
Rara
Its ur own I want cheesy
Phone/Internet Market › Re: S8 + 165k With Mophie Power Case. SOLD SOLD SOLD OUT by luminouz(m): 10:00am On Nov 24, 2017
michlins:
glad I made you laugh. People are finding it difficult to laugh these days but my S8+ will make you smile daily whenever you pick it up every morning and the power case will make sure the laugh continues till the end of the day
Lol
But do early Xmas/black Friday bonus for me now!!
Make me really smile!
Phone/Internet Market › Re: S8 + 165k With Mophie Power Case. SOLD SOLD SOLD OUT by luminouz(m): 9:24am On Nov 24, 2017
michlins:
yeah I can't resist the offer if you just get the charger not phone
Lmaoooo
U no well
Phone/Internet Market › Re: S8 + 165k With Mophie Power Case. SOLD SOLD SOLD OUT by luminouz(m): 2:04am On Nov 24, 2017
michlins:
Make me offer I can't resist
Ermmmm 100k?
cheesy tongue

Bet u can't resist DAT!

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