₦airaland Forum

Is DAT a ball sack or saggy VJ??

Not for me....
I prefer big ASS!!!
Ukwu crew stay back...na false alarm

KendrickAyomide:
what about NwaAmaikpe ?

Means- u sabi mess o

KendrickAyomide:
what about NwaAmaikpe ?

Means- u no get sense

Jacksparr0w1207:
Hahaha Bros, me just dey help ni o. I get plenty experience for that side, so i say make i offer my experience to a bros

Jacksparr0w1207:
Joy soap is the best

Lmaooooo...
Iffa slap u jack....
I use dettol soap to bathe o....not joy
Ur mind is so dirty... Someone cannor go piss in peace again

Watch as d girls crow over d baby n d guys pretend they don't like good things..

Me...am.neutral!!!

shinarlaura:
Ok hun.

You re a darling

*grins sheepishly n rushes off to d bathroom*

shinarlaura:
Hahahahaha. Don't tell me u re cheating on me?

Coz not baby
.but a few sisters here are jealous of u...don't want anyone to hurt u in jealousy-fueled rage..
I want u alive n healthy for me biko

shinarlaura:
Very good idea.

How come u knew I like suya

Hmmmm....don't lemme say it loud here or some NL girls would come for u hard o....

IamKashyBaby:


Ooh wow!!! been dreaming to have a green card babe
I feel so lucky ooo..I will come if u gonna invite me..The Nigeria Embassy gave me tons of requirements

Lmaoooo...
Forget d Naija embassy joor!
I want u to wait till am doing convocation things....its easier for u to come then....
N.don't u worry...d bills are on ME!!!!
Its about time someone made u a real naija babe

shinarlaura:
I can't wait..
But would have wish we go to the cinema. Anyway no wahala.
I ll come along with a bottle of wine. How about that

*sighs contentedly*
DAT sounds just fine....
Me go bring along some roasted meats(Suya)....

Truckpusher:
No mind her ,make she dey deceive herself.

Nigerian yahoo boyz been disguising as women for ages.

Lmaooo!!!

IamKashyBaby:


When can u gimme a NIGERIAN Green Card babe?

Lmaoooo!!!
Oh for u I have d deluxe version..really premium stuff
U gon like it!!!!
So when do u want d babe

shinarlaura:
Thank God. My heart was almost skipping that some girl wants to take my place.

My day is going on well...

Today is Friday. Any plans?

Lmaooooo!!!
Friday is d start of d weekend babe....enjoyment galore!!
Unfortunately no new films at d cinema so amma just stay home n watch movies all day long!!
Lemme know when u close from work....we goan paint d town red tonight!!!

U be fool....they are actually 699 Yahoo Yahoo/G boiz or men disguising as women....
OYO.

Benita27:
Modified. Subjected.

No, my kids can't watch such.

DAT was why I said u would make a good mum for them dear.....

Benita27:
The effect on kids is negative. They shouldn't be subjective to such movies whether it's forever or not.

Hmmm.....I admire ur fire/drive/zeal sha
U would make a good mum for my kids!!!

clarocuzioo:
That ola is really demonic!! Sometimes I wonder how a human been will have feelings for same sex, and now a pregnant woman, it's really not natural or normal but simply demonic, God, what is this world really turning to, abominations are now the order of the day, Angel Michael please blow this trumpet now.

Which angel u dey call to blow which trumpet??
When I never blow with 30 billion in my account..
Make i go to heaven broke abi?
Hell No!!!!

clarocuzioo:
That ola is really demonic!! Sometimes I wonder how a human been will have feelings for same sex, and now a pregnant woman, it's really not natural or normal but simply demonic, God, what is this world really turning to, abominations are now the order of the day, Angel Michael please blow this trumpet now.

Which angel u dey call to blow which trumpet??
When I never blow with 30 billion in my account..
Make i go to heaven broke abi?
Hell No!!!!

Benita27:
I kind of feel bad for the Nigerians who patronise that movie.

I can't imagine myself watching a movie where the lead cast turned English language upside down. Worst of all, Nigerian parents seat and watch the rubbish with their kids and expect them to speak good English. These things have negative effect on kids mostly, I see it in Adults, some people trying to sound like Jennifa.

I'd rather use my time to watch the Kardashians.

Lmaoooooo!!!!
Its comedy naw...besides d show is not forever so d impact on kids won't last!!!
My 2aliencents

Lucario007:
Epic? No.
Arrogant and needlessly harsh? Yes.

The man asked a question, made his opinion. She didn't need to shoot him down so fast with the 'If you don't like it, don't watch it argument.'

That's just immature and frankly, doesn't display Funke in a good light.

Its just an answer too...where is d harshness there.....
SMH

shinarlaura:
Hmmmmmmmmmmm

Awwwwwww....c'mon
U know am a nice guy welcoming a newbie
U know u have a special place in my heart dear!!!
How is ur day going??

Isiz:
Been a guest for a while nd finally took the bold step, hoping to make new friends...I'm a huge fan of erm

Luminouz
Sexybbstar
Lefulefu
IamSINZ
IamKashyBaby
Nd of course
Tosyne2much

Hi baby...
U welcome to da hood
U need anything..just holla!
I got U!!!!

lefulefu:
one like given to ur dp cos u look like a goddess on ur dp
ok dem go soon call me asslicker
anyway u welcome here
one welcome popcorn 4 u
take

Lmaooooo!!!
Na true u talk...she fyn..

ExInferis:
Oh really? You're telling yourself to fukk off too?

That means even you yourself know you're an idiot.

Slowpòke

Benita27:
Don't woo guys. You'll be used like a piece of tissue and dumped afterwards 'cause most of them are opportunist when it comes to this.

Don't say I didn't warn you!. Woo them at your peril. Men are wired to hunt, not to be hunted.

Who told u all these babe??
U can hunt me o....I don't mind

IDGAF!!!

*sighs*
U mean for d past 3-4 years no other woman caught ur roving eye Like for real
U sound like an obsessed stalker n maybe daz y she is wary of u!!!
My advice? Get a life...meet new friends/get a new gf sef n forget about her at least for now....when u start behaving like a mumu over a woman n she knows....ur value is reduced to one-quarter of what it used to be...she won't take u serious coz she has ur mumu button

I burst out laughing when I read d 'she even asked me once if she is an angel or something' Egbon!!! U don suffer ooo.....Angel ko.....Angelina ni.....Get ur head outta ur ass n get a life!!!

My 2aliencents