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Crime › Re: Lady Transfers Mom’s N275,000 To A Couple After Feast Of Suya Meat by luminouz(m): 6:49pm On Aug 05, 2017
Angeleena:
One word=afonjas .
U may be pretty but ur actually shallow....
Am disappointed with ur ass
Romance › Re: What Are the weird requirements and fetishes you expect of your future partner by luminouz(m): 6:40pm On Aug 05, 2017
CaesarDon:
lalasticlala mynd44 let's get a wider coverage

luminouz , HARDDON , TheSonOfMark what's ur take on this
Waooooooo!!!
Nice list I must say but am ready to make concessions if she doesn't have all I need.... On one condition... She must know how to make pounded yam n egusi soup grin grin
Science/Technology › Re: Hunter Kills & Butchers A Gorilla In Sapele, Delta State (Photos) by luminouz(m): 1:48pm On Aug 05, 2017
xtivin:
its seem you dont know ordinary monkey not to talk of gorilla. they even rape women atimes, moreover that animal is a family man o
Lmaoooooo
I give up bro
Am out!!! grin
Science/Technology › Re: Hunter Kills & Butchers A Gorilla In Sapele, Delta State (Photos) by luminouz(m): 1:48pm On Aug 05, 2017
xtivin:
its seem you dont know ordinary monkey not to talk of gorilla. they even rape women atimes, moreover that animal is a family man o
WTFhuh
Family › Re: What Is The Most Annoying Punishment A Man Thinks He Can Give His Wife? by luminouz(m): 1:48pm On Aug 05, 2017
shinarlaura:
Lol... better.

Goodmorning hun tongue
Afternoon dearie
Romance › Re: 'Beach Babes' From The 1900s And Their Acceptable Swimming Outfits(Photos). by luminouz(m): 1:47pm On Aug 05, 2017
lefulefu:
Lordcrimson
Femieddy
dacovajnr
luminouz
abeg show face cheesy
Me dey hia
Damn those recent girls have hot ukwus....
Am burned just looking at their piz
Family › Re: What Is The Most Annoying Punishment A Man Thinks He Can Give His Wife? by luminouz(m): 11:34am On Aug 05, 2017
julietene:
Sure!
Then don't misbehave o!!!!
I got U!!! tongue
Family › Re: What Is The Most Annoying Punishment A Man Thinks He Can Give His Wife? by luminouz(m): 11:29am On Aug 05, 2017
julietene:
Please don't try option D with me....its d height of all. It can me run mad abeg.
Reallyhuh grin
Family › Re: What Is The Most Annoying Punishment A Man Thinks He Can Give His Wife? by luminouz(m): 11:27am On Aug 05, 2017
shinarlaura:
A and D
Lmaoooo!!!
We don't need to go down DAT road...do we babehuh wink
Celebrities › Re: Kcee To Use Proceeds From New Album For Election Campaign by luminouz(m): 11:16am On Aug 05, 2017
Divay22:
Yul Edochi is quite okay, not Kcee and Terry G shocked
Are you asking me that undecided undecided
grin grin grin Be more concerned about yourself tongue
Bye
No....am.more concerned about u joor....
After all....ur my prospective in law... wink cheesy
Celebrities › Re: Kcee To Use Proceeds From New Album For Election Campaign by luminouz(m): 11:10am On Aug 05, 2017
Divay22:
What's doing him undecided
When i saw it on facebook, I laughed eh..
Does he think politics is music grin grin,dude you berra goan sleep..
Even Terry G self angry
At least they are doing something about d stranglehold of useless old fools on d political landscape ...
Wetin u dey do?? undecided
Crime › Re: How This Notorious Scammer Duped Unsuspecting Ladies With Marriage Scam. Photos by luminouz(m): 11:04am On Aug 05, 2017
almsofgold:
Promised marriage is the only scam that'll outlive others as far as the ratio of men to women is 7:3. grin
Or u mean women to menhuh? undecided
Food › Re: This Nigerian Man Has Masters Degree In Eating (Photos, Video) by luminouz(m): 10:55am On Aug 05, 2017
EvilSperm:
I knew he was going to do it after the first three morsels.who swallows that much food.jeez huh
I do..... grin
Invite me over sometime..... grin
Science/Technology › Re: Hunter Kills & Butchers A Gorilla In Sapele, Delta State (Photos) by luminouz(m): 9:13am On Aug 05, 2017
xtivin:
To me, whoever killed this animal can kill for survival, these monkey families sometimes even beg for their lives. I heard a case of group of monkeys destroying a farm but when the pack saw the owner approaching they blew this their usual whistle but one was unfortunate he didn't leave early enough and he was caught, this monkey stood upright and was begging not to be shot with his hands up
Where d fvvk did u hear such a story? shocked
A monkey begging for its life? In what language? Monkeynesehuh undecided
Romance › Re: How Small Is Too Small? by luminouz(m): 7:47am On Aug 05, 2017
Burgerlomo:
You're absolutely right, they have taken in more than opakan your username name instead they have taken in more than opamejila grin
Rara....opametala grin
Romance › Re: How Small Is Too Small? by luminouz(m): 7:45am On Aug 05, 2017
FreemanUYB:
How can I know if my own is small or bighuh



Ngozi use to cry

But


Adanna will just be looking at me...
Lmaooooo!!!
Moral of d story is simple....different strokes for different folks
Romance › Re: How Small Is Too Small? by luminouz(m): 7:42am On Aug 05, 2017
YelloweWest:
Bill's paid already!
Reallyhuh
Oya come help ur bloda naw...
Let's stop fighting about prick joor!!! grin
Romance › Re: How Small Is Too Small? by luminouz(m): 6:52am On Aug 05, 2017
YelloweWest:
Pele 2inch undecided
Keep throwing DAT word around hommie....it will help u pay d bills...... lipsrsealed
Romance › Re: How Small Is Too Small? by luminouz(m): 6:10am On Aug 05, 2017
YelloweWest:
The truth is size matters a lot to women.

Every woman want to feel dominated by muscular power during sex.
The thrust of a guy with a big dick creates an exotic mixture of pain and pleasure... women love that!
Pele o....
Dick expert!!!! undecided
Romance › Re: How Small Is Too Small? by luminouz(m): 5:58am On Aug 05, 2017
tony9k:
There was once a story of a man who accused someone of 'stealing' his JT at Oshodi. The accused was ordered to return the JT otherwise . . . The accused subsequently did some 'abracadabra' and told the victim to check as he had retrieved his JT from its journey to India. The victim checked and started crying that was was returned was a child's JT and not his. The accused tried again and the victim this time said what was returned was a white man's own as it was not circumcised. After the third attempt the victim smiled saying 'what he returned now is significantly bigger than mine but I will just manage it like that'
Lmaoooooooo!!!
This shit is funny
Romance › Re: Luminouz Is Getting Married! My Pre Wedding Piczzz!!!!! by luminouz(op): 4:30am On Aug 05, 2017
MrHighSea:
dt your joke is about getting serious
Lmaoooooo!!
grin
Romance › Re: Luminouz Is Getting Married! My Pre Wedding Piczzz!!!!! by luminouz(op): 1:22am On Aug 05, 2017
MrHighSea:
Whr dem dy see wife marry
grin grin
I was joking ni joor
Romance › Re: Reasons Why Men Love To Date Beautiful Women by luminouz(m): 10:38pm On Aug 04, 2017
lefulefu:
na wao cheesy
bia luminouz
na where all these fine gehls dey come frm cheesy.see as this one fresh like mammy water..
Paddy MI....naso I shock too o...
U sure say no be makeup/Photoshophuh tongue
Romance › Re: Reasons Why Men Love To Date Beautiful Women by luminouz(m): 9:44pm On Aug 04, 2017
pocohantas:
They should come and date me then...fine face and figure eight with zero home training.
No home training ke?
What is DAT nawhuh?
No joke joor
Romance › Re: Dear Slay Queens by luminouz(m): 9:32pm On Aug 04, 2017
lefulefu:
tag me too
plus luminouz,dacovajnr,Martin0 and SINZ cheesy
ok sunshineG don already talk cheesy.
I dey hia gidigba....
Nuffin do ME!! grin
Romance › Re: Luminouz Is Getting Married! My Pre Wedding Piczzz!!!!! by luminouz(op): 9:01pm On Aug 04, 2017
humeeh:
Go where?Abegii



Sha tell us when the real wedding wan shele o
Lmaooooo!!!
I will tell u when d spirits tell me tongue
Romance › Re: Luminouz Is Getting Married! My Pre Wedding Piczzz!!!!! by luminouz(op): 8:56pm On Aug 04, 2017
humeeh:
Mo nbo o
Correct geh...I trust U!!!!
Oya let's go dia.... tongue
Romance › Re: Luminouz Is Getting Married! My Pre Wedding Piczzz!!!!! by luminouz(op): 8:45pm On Aug 04, 2017
humeeh:
Without wedding bah?Comman collect nah
Lmaooooo!!
Better send urs too....ASAP ooo!!! grin
Pets › Re: Why You Shouldn't Allow Your Pet/dog Lick Your Face by luminouz(m): 8:21pm On Aug 04, 2017
Rorachy:
Me too, I prefer cats, maybe because I grew up in a house full of cats.
shocked shocked shocked
*runs outta thread*
Pets › Re: Why You Shouldn't Allow Your Pet/dog Lick Your Face by luminouz(m): 8:18pm On Aug 04, 2017
Greene66:
Thanks op for this information. However dogs have been licking my face since I was a kid, and my face is still as expensive as always kiss

P.S 2 of my dogs just licked my face again grin
Ewwwwwwwww!! Just look at yew!!!

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