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vicfuntop:
So many cheap and sick people on nairaland. Does the no of likes you get on NL affect your years on earth because I am trying to see a reason why you would want to watch a rape video

No mind am maami!!!
He is such a gòat!!!

Preshiee:
Lol this one you're wishing me goodluck...I thot you were mad at me?

Of coz I still am......but not enough to wish u anything bad babe!!!

Here is one specially made for U....

U ARE MAD!!!!

MissRaine69:
It's like a person specification for a job
Desired qualities on one side and essential qualities on the other side
List your qualities as well if you may. And don't say handsome , God fearing, hardworking ...break it down.
On a personal note maybe your quite rigid criteria is the reason why you are still searching.

Really Me DAT is not rigid nko? U still ran away!!

afribabe:
I will show her when I reach her and direct her questions to you jare.

Correct girl....
Do DAT ASAP!!!

Fresca:
You have taste, chop knuckle! He's cute

Cute?? Yeah but he is FAT!!!!
Thought y'all like fit as fvck guys

afribabe:
show me your particulars

What u wanna know?

afribabe:
money ke Anybody can have that. Let him convince me that he is "human being"

Thank God I have convinced u I am human!!!
Let's go dia!

afribabe:
come back here...I can give you if you do the needful.

oya.....speak on...mother confessor!!!

afribabe:
Lol..I have a sister for the OP but he has refused to post his CV sha

U wanna know if he has money right

afribabe:
with grandchildren

Haaaaaaaasaaaaaaaaaaa!
Please granma forgive my impetousness!!!
* runs d fvck outta thread*

afribabe:
so u are truely looking for....you are checking dp. Kontinue

She advertised u!!! Had to check if ur real or fake!!

afribabe:
no jare. I don bellefull

Belleful wetin? U married hun??

Preshiee:
I wish you good luck

I wish u too babe!!!!

Preshiee:
I wish you good luck

I wish u too babe!!!!

Nma27:
Lolzz... My brother luminouz needs someone o, are you interested?

Lmaooooooo!!! She no get picture for dp naw!!!!!

Nma27:
Manage d one jor

Looool!
I hear my dear! I hear!!!

Obudupikin:
Take a trip to Obudu and let me serenade you.

I will welcome you with freshly tapped palm wine (tapped by me) with tasty bushmeat (trapped by me).

At night,we will sit at the foot of the hill under the moon light,and l shall tell you stories about my people,culture and traditions.

I will write you a poem about your caramel skin. Read it out to you on the bed.

Breakfast will be served by me even before you open your eyes in the morning.

During the day,we shall go sight seeing in the wild,and then go swimming in clean crystal-clear natural waters.

And when you go back to your root,you will always long to return to Obudu.

Oh BOY!!! U be JAGABAN for mouth!!!!
See as I just open mouth dey look u!¡!
Nice one bro!!!
Now let's see if d girl go do her part!!!

Nma27:
Abi na... Hope u getting PMS by now

Got just one!!!!!!
Maybe d ladies are having siesta

Nma27:
Why showing off

Lmaooooo!!!!!
Without advert....sales no go rise naw!!!

MadKid:
Guys be warned. Don't check this girl's dp

I just did and now my brain can't string together any meaningful comment pertaining this thread

She is OK joor....not mammy water beautiful as u claimed...
Go n.drink.zobo my friend

Nma27:
Where is the muscles? U should have seen our Mr macho during my time

Like me eh? All masculine n ripped like fvck!!!

Nma27:
search for yourself biko

Nma27:
Options?

Apart from Benita n U..who else naw??
Mention some names babe

Nma27:
Your hand no dey work? Send na

Oya let's go dia babe
Gimme options sharaply!!!!!

Nma27:
You na

I.don't know dear.....these NL gehs are not sending me PMs!!!!

FortuneTeller:
If I have access to my sister's car and I take it to go to the store, that is stealing. Even if I intend to bring it back, I did not get her permission to take her car. That is theft. She has every right to say I stole her car, regardless of my intention. In this situation it was even more so. He was a student and it was a plane. A plane is not some random automobile, neither did it belong to a friend or family member. What he did was very foolish. I'm not saying he deserved to die, but he definitely had a hand in his demise.

No! U indirectly said he deserved IT...so wtf utalking about??

Nma27:
so when are we getting ur wedding invite?

Who
*glancing behind him*

Lilimax:
He took the aircraft without permission ?

BTW, for him to be eaten by the alligator shows he was still alive when he crash landed in water.
Another painful way to die
RIP Mark!

N how would u know.....he could have died in d crash n be thrown of d wreckage!!!

Nma27:
I've heard u...

Good girl!!!

yeeshanana:
Lmao....Emagbami!!
Anyways I'm in no rush
When the time is right...Mr. Right go show

OK mai dear....motigbo!!!!

Rukkydelta:
It's not funny o
That's how infidelity can start before you know they will not only be acting movie but start doing the real deal

Hmmmmm.......those sex scenes can be fake u know...using gimmicks n stunt doubles...
All these might just be to sell d movie