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MrBrownJay1:
Let us all remind the OP that the only option, apart from women, is MEN.... So unless he wants to now be a bootylicker, he better change his mind ASAP.

Wrong!!!! There are sex dolls these days

onila:
hey dearie

U good
Why u still up though....its dark here!!!

Adeapex:
Thanks for this info., I can't install the lucky patcher, its saying "there was a problem persingthe package" pls what can I do ?

Guy..I hope u find a solution sha! But dat coolpad no be here.....I used it n it almost made me cry!!!!
Fvcking heavy as hell n wait till it develops issues.....my phone would just start playing ringing tones on its own or just start vibrating scaring d hell outta everyone!!!
Boy! Was I glad when I bought a new phone!!!

jesbu:
Open Lucky patcher
go to toolbox below
You will see modded google play store
Install the latest version.
Reboot phone open playstore
If it force close
Download google service and google framework install both.
Finally buy me a bear

A bear Lmaooooo!!!
Which one? A caribou? D grizzly Polar or d Giant panda?
Those bear presents would kill u bro!!!!

I know u meant BEER

Onila.....
Onila....
Onila....
Onila


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Onila......

alexialin:
Your own sef small. I died three times in my own pool of blood but God woke me up from those three heart wrenching emotional deaths and I will say am emotionally stronger nw and wise. And I aint giving up on life!

Hmmmmm....I get u sis!!!

mofeoluwadassah:
no

Please reconsider Naw....

queenbetsy:
I won't take that from you!

Oh sure u will...small sis
Lmaooooo!!! U should have taken d babe/cutie offer

queenbetsy:
medium sis is also nice!

OK..datz it!!! I will call u small sis from now on! Deal

nibblealittle:
After 5 years, he leaves to do his residency in another state. No call or text. Only when he's back home. I'm still going to school too. We seen each other 2 weeks ago after 1 year of no communication. I told myself that I was going to give him a piece of mind and that he can't just disappear on everyone, especially me.

Well when my moment came to tell him how it is, I broke down and cried instead. In a son of tears I told him "I missed you so much; I thought I lost you; please don't leave me." Please don't leave I know right - I was a hott mess.

He calms me down. He said we need to work on our communication in my face but after making love (once more) and he left, he later texted me: 'I don't want to break your heart'

My friend of several years. He walked in a blizzard to see me. We cooked and danced. I was there with him to prepare for medical school conferences. I taught how to tie his ties (to this day he wears the ones I made). He introduced me to the Nigerian culture. I was just continuing my schooling and patiently waited. We never argued and I NEVER ever nagged him. Only recently I started speaking up because we're older. Almost 30 years old.

Now he's pushing me away and I'm leaving to Botswana in a week.

Wao...just wao...u mean ur so good n kind n all DAT
Where were u when I was looking for a girl to call my own This is unfair o
U know what? Could u redirect dat Botswana plane to Nigeria......I don't have much but I would make u happy!!!

olayiwola4u:
lol

Lmaooooo!!
She is a funny one!!!

queenbetsy:
I said more than a sis... I'll prefer 'big sis'

Big sis ko.....medium sis ni....

queenbetsy:
why not more than a sis?

Lmaooooo!!!
How about.....don't get it twisted babe/cutie?

queenbetsy:
what??

Like ur my new friend on NL!!!!!!
Don't get it twisted sis!!!

olayiwola4u:
lol...you guys should talk...you never can tell if you guys can stay together till the end of time...

just be open minded towards each other.

Lmaoooooooo!!!
She is cool....we are friends already bro!!!!

olayiwola4u:
it is not possible.

the moment you see another one and you think is better...you are no longer in love with fist one...

THOSE WHO DATE TWO PEOPLE AT THE SAME TIME NEVER LOVE THEM THE SAME WAY...pls, can you tell me why?

Y? If we are putting African magic aside(terrestrial forces).........
The amount of love we feel for our partner varies....as in... U may love her more than she loves u or vice versa..
If u don't love her as much as she loves u n u see another girl DAT u love SO much,u might be tempted to explore.....woe betide d guy if d new girl doesn't love him as much as he loves her coz she might/might not cheat on him...
Its TRUE love when both partner love each other EQUALLY!!!!
U know as well as I do dat DAT stuff is rare in naija

queenbetsy:
awww... all I want is iPhone 7

Then Evans ME n sell my teeth o.....coz no one would pay my ransom!!!

queenbetsy:
don't think of it... I will definitely ask

Lmaooooo!!!!! U made me laugh!!! Ur cool
Well.....I could do an iphone 4.....
Anything higher u will need to sell my teeth!!!

queenbetsy:
take a chill pill mister. Qoute me well enough. I never said "he fell in love with someone else while we were still IN LOVE" I said, "...while we were still dating"

Hmmmm.....datz DEEP!!!!

olayiwola4u:
sorry queenbetsy, I disagree and disclaim your assertion.

you cant fall in love while you are still in love with someone.

if one falls in love while in love it means one does not love the FORMER any longer that was why the LATTER appeal more.

nothing will attract you when you are in love...infact, if you love a blind lady...all the beautiful ladies in the city will look as if there are ugly with two open eyes while the blind lady will look like the beautiful lady with two eyes closed.

End of story, that guy stoped loving you the day he was attracted to the other lady.

I don't get u bro......
Are u saying it is possible to fall in love while in love or it is NOT possible

queenbetsy:
your opinion tho...

Hmmmm.....so u mean ur different?
U won't ask for iphones n all such!!!! Not tribalistic?

queenbetsy:
...and for how long d'you wanna continue with this?

U mean d flirting or my single status
Flirting..... D girls all know am just pulling their legs n they don't take me serious(most have bf) so we just yab ourselves n have a good laugh!!
Single status? I don't know coz I haven't seen a good geh since my ex.....pretenses n lies n material wealth seeking oloshos are not what I am looking for DEFINITELY!!!!!

queenbetsy:
its gonna take some time to heal bro cos it was what i least expected and viewing it from another angle, it was the best idea. You're in another one?

I get u n dat was so matured of u!
Nah sis!! Single as a lonely bird!!!
All I do now is flirt with NL gehs online n daz all!!!
Relationship don tire me jare!!!!
If its not tribal issue,its money,if its not,its lies n intrigue n bullshiiit!!!!

queenbetsy:
He fell in love with someone else while we were still dating. He decided to go for the lady based on some certain conditions that I understood but which he never explained to me. I called it off myself so that he'll be free from pretence and lies. I have nothing against him since I just want him to be happy. It would have been much better if he had explained things maturely. All the best for him!

Really matured sis...which my ex was as matured instead of being a lying coot!!!!

pterson:
Luminouz is so positive about getting girls. I told you I'm monitoring you...

Haasaaaaa!
My broda! I no mean anything o....me is jes playing
So.somebody cannot play with u again? Is DAT how u use to do....

On a serious note...its just DAT I am this confident guy who believes in positivity n running away from some girls coz u termed them 'above ur league' is kinda narrow.minded bro.....I have seen rich,wealthy n influential but LONELY women who would die for a cool dude to approach them(d naija factor makes women not to approach men blatantly u know) ,n yet those niggas up there attach status n class to such women forgetting there are JUST women...not ALIENS!!!!

MissRaine69:
Now I know what's on your mind .... I will run even further.

Lmaooooo!!!!!!
Oh Raine80!!!! U did it again...u cracked me up!!
Never imagined anything could make u run away!!!!

Least of all a gentlemanly, Lady adoring,all purpose hyper/super/mega caring dude like Me!!!