₦airaland Forum

TINALETC3:
even wen d actor involved sed it ws real , I blive its real

It is not!!

Rukkydelta:
I will never marry an actor. Can't imagine hubby doing those stuffs with a lady and I'm going to watch it on tv. I will not be able to take it

Lmaoooooooo!!!!!

rychard:
98% of married actress Bleep around... Its that simple, I was in a video shoot with my crew some few weeks ago, once we got to camp where we plan to shoot the movie, the director in the evening, brought two packets of condoms and gave one piece to everybody, I felt it was just a stunt joke, but to my surprise 3 days after, no girl , woman (both married and unmarried) have gone 3 days without having sex with someone...
By 4th more condoms arrived..
During my stay , I bleeped four girls inside video shoot..

I pity this omotola husband, well, he's a doctor so paternity test go eady

Whaaaaaaatttttt?

celebrity3323:
Win Today and Change your finanacial status today!
See details below

Shey o ya weyrey sha?

MRAKBEE:
My respect for this woman is now at an all time low..

Really?
Guess what?
She doesn't give a fvck!!!!
Bye Bye!!!

yeeshanana:
Uncle Luminous the matchmaker
Wehdone Sir

Lmaooooll!!!!!
Wetin I go do nau.....ur too pretty to be left single for dis long......good guys still dey
Just give my guys a listening ear..sogbo?
If any is misbehaving..... Lemme hear n I will have his nuts!!!!

Tonalphs:
When u have priorities as much as I do, u will know that this life doesn't revolve around having sex or a bf.

Tonalphu.....Tonalphu...Tonalphu....how many times I call u!!!!
No form for here o......some guys hia are serious o...all they need is to know u too are serious.......
I told everyone say u be cool person n d PMs are already coming in dear......do something joor!

olayiwola4u:
Luminouz don't let this lady take for an enemy.

I understand her...who knows she may be right.

Perhaps she has had a similar experience.

An experience they say...is the BEST TEACHER.

Nah! She ain't my enemy bro
But if she is so sure then she should share her experience so others can earn......
My 2cents

Angy55:
Oga and I still stand on my words, she is a lesbian. I'm a lady, I know why I'm saying this.
No more mentions. Thank you

Pele o.....madam all knowing.....
Share ur own experience.... We no need ur so called expert advice here....

Preshiee:
Hey u too

Am vexed with u joor!!!

Nma27:
Same goes for you o

Well ain't u a caring bird!!!!!
At least he has proposed to u...so get off d market

Burna88:
i swear,u cracking me up

Babes chillax....I got ur back!!!!

cassyrooy:
Lol! Sincerely I appreciate the offer, maybe we chat of the thread, WhatsApp is good for me.

Sure boss!!!

lululiscious:
I'm still in denial stage. I don't know how to go about it. Don't know if I'm hurt or just plain depressed

Its called d shock stage babe!!! D enormity and suddenness of that news made ur body go in survival mode as a way of coping with the psychological pressure (some women often go mad at this stage or become violent) n u have ur stars to thank that ur still coherent to even type the story..With time, as ur psyche adjusts to d news, d shock.level will lessen n life goes on if u want it(some girls become embittered versions of their former selves driving everything-including vultures n angels from them)

Just take things a day at a time... N if u need someone to talk to as a.friend, luminouz is here!!

cassyrooy:
Hmmm! Just by the caption of the thread you know something big is going down in here.

Straight to my case, met this gal in 2013 when I started working to raise money to further my education, she was pretty, intelligent and loving.
She was not completely satisfied with her then relationship(I know the guy and how he work her psyche) and when I came along, her options increased.

I fell for her, asked her respectively and he humbled my request with a no. Immediately dumping me I the frendzone.

I was vice bf, assistant bf for almost 2yrs but I still remained undeterred and later in 2015, I saw clearly there was nothing for me I intensified my hustle for admission and neglected her, to cut long story short, we later got to talking terms after losing my mom that year, although I've bagged my admission.

Later she agreed we date, a month later I was feeling insecure because of the previous ordeals I went through whilst in the 'zone' and was skeptical if we'd continue when I get to school.

2months after resuming school, I slipped into another bout of depression that left my academics in complete ruins, then she called to tell me she's moved on, I was happy for her but not too sure about myself.

After the session I went home, she came by my place and we talked as friends, in January she gained admission and I saw she secured it.
Was busy with work that I have no time for myself that I didn't call for 2wks and she labelled me uncaring. Angrily I blocked her on WhatsApp.

She called after 1mth or so she started calling, I didn't pick nor returned the calls, later blacklisted her numbers, we had a very hitted exchanges of text messages and ever since we not contacted each other.

Tomorrow's her birthday(12/7) and I'm not gonna call or text for the first time since I met her.

Sometimes, I feel my heart tightening but I walk on like its nothing. Love leave us bleeped up whenever it goes sour.
I may never be the same again.


Happy Birthday, Nnenna, this is the best I could do on your birthday.

Uuuuurrrgggghhhh!!!
Leave DAT girl alone joor! She has issues!!! Maybe she is witchy witchy!!
Ur remedy is here!!! Open ur heart n love would find u!!
Coz am a good guy,I will give u some options in form of tonalphs,burna88,yeeshanana......they are good girls bro...treat them well!!

Please don't fvcking waste this opportunity!!!!

lululiscious:
It's not a poem. It's real life. I don't do poems. Just didn't feel like writing it the regular way. Worse off, it happened 2 Sundays ago

Dafuq
Damn!!! How u coping dear

lululiscious:
He's calling
Can't pretty much hide the excitement
Been calling for a while now
But he's been too busy to pick
So you can imagine the excitement to finally hear from him
He's all nice and lovey dovey
Caring, even
Asking when next you'll visit
Been thinking about making the trip down though
Wow, can this love ever go wrong
Then he has news
He's getting married in a few weeks time
Lol
It's a joke
It has to be a joke
He's asking if it's OK with you
Like, for real? Huh
He's asking for your blessings.
This is not a joke
poo just got real
What have you guys been doing all along
If he's marrying another person
The headache is unbearable
You're not thinking straight
Speech incoherent
Don't tell your mom, he says
Really? That's the best he could say? The conversation is dragging
It's hard to believe one can still be this cool in situations like this
But you've been taught
Drilled in fact
A lady doesn't go off the rail
Your manners should always be in check
Where has it gotten anyone? Anyway
No tears
They won't just come
It's just shock
The fear of acceptance
Empty
Hollow

Nice poem dear.....
Is DAT all though

ZeroUnity:
It's no new thing, she should visit her local government and collect the award for stupidity..

Africans and ignorance..

N where is this gòat from Antarctica

Nma27:
True. But u ain't getting any younger... Go and marry

Lmaoooooo

Preshiee:
Hahaha

Hey U!!!!

Burna88:
lol Tnx oo

Anything for d ladies!!!!

Burna88:
lol really

Yeah! Really!!!!

adabenji:
I don't want to believe I'm under bondage cos only guys who are still struggling to make it come to me for serious relationship. When i accept and join them in hustling and praying something good eventually comes and they break up with me.
What do I do?

Pray harder!!!

Burna88:
hunn...so tragic....But m ready to link up again...check my siggy

Lemme announce am for u!!!!
Guys Guys Guys!!!!
Come in hia!
This cutie queen needs a king!! Where y'all AT??
Start calling DAT number y'all
God bless U!!!!

EHIRIMCHA:
My gal broke up with me because she feels am not ready for marriage and she wants to get married this year and as am typing this message she's very much single and lonely.

Abeg when u see her eh....say NTOOR for ME!!!!

Tonalphs:
Wow. Nice thread. Reading every page n not dropping mine would be totally wrong.
When I read how guys go extra mile to show how much they love their woman n get dumped, it amazes me. I've been a one man -lady. Never cheated, never really dumped either. But I read between the lines so I know when my own chapter in the relationship book has come to a close. Right now I'm counting a year plus without a relationship. No time to love. Not when all I do is work n work n work. Infact my phone is my bf. Gimme fb, nl news etc n I'm good. #singlennotsearching

Na lie o!!! A year + ke? Preposterous!!!
My dear U must get bf ni sha
Oya all my single guys in d building come in hia to see this cutie!
She is ripe for love ma niggaz.....*grins*
Start sending PMs NOW
God bless U!!!!

yeeshanana:
U say what Mr Right on Nairaland? That's someone's moniker bah?

Nah!! But I am one babe!!
My unofficial moniker

Dhayor001:
How many kidneys do i have to sell to buy this please?

Asking for my friends in Malay

Prolly 5

[quote author=Benita27 post=58357457]Lol, e be like say na you own this thread...

Lmaoooooo!!!!
Wetin I go do naaaaa!!!!!
This one u n Nma27 dey shift me back n forth between u two.....make I kuku take d 2 of una naw!!!!

ikevictor:
Yeaaa...am back with another very true one...

2011!

She was madly in love with me I could feel it in my every pulse - or she made me believe

But somehow I lost count of how many people she has slept with...I was only following the trails so not really sure...

But I had to conclude if it was her for life or was I in for a real bad lifetime if I dare...

So I played a fast one...wrong though, but necessary.

I bought a lovely ring and left in in my bedroom drawer...cos am sure she searches my room for condoms all the time so she will stumble on this

After a couple of months when I am sure she must have seen it and now expecting...

I told her I would have loved to take us to another level BUT my late dad keeps appearing in my dreams to warn me not to dare....

Told her I have prayed but no way...

We both searched the ends of the world to find a reason why the spirits won't let me propose...chai! God forgive me shaa.

We prayed, fasted, everything...until I came up with the final game plan.

I told her my pastor said we should confess each other sins to ourselves, in that way we will be approaching God with our case in spirit and in truth...and also our spirits will be blameless even in the spiritual realm..Oh

Maybe it was how serious my face looked while I was saying this - she bought the idea...

My people o...that was the day my left ear stopped functioning o.

Cos by the time she was halfway talking what she did behind me, I realized I needed to register my self immediately @ LUTH critical HIV test center.

I nearly jumped out of my own window that day o but decided to act mature and listen attentively.

By the time she was done - I decided to Share the Grace.

hmmm...Nsogbu di o!

Make I go drink my most faithful beer o jare

Ur crazy I swear!!!!

Nma27:
Yea... Benita27 seem like a nice girl

Benita27 ke? U want me to die prematurely
Most NL guys I know are on her case!!!!
Biko.....

deepwater:
OP I wont drool (whatever that means) over a girl that picks up arms.
Come meet my friends and i, hot ladies that pick up the pen to solve Integral and differential calculus for process control optimization

OK...now am interested....
Show me d hot u @ work!!!!!