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[quote author=pinkp post=58291292][/quote]Hahaaahahahahhhaha...this is SAVAGE oooo...
Na Gollum/Smeagol u makeup like this

dingbang:
Hair saloon ko... I have told thousands of girls I would open saloon for them

Likewise myself bro n I did open for them too.....downstairs!!!!!!

zicoraads:
Don't mind some of them. E easy to talk for mouth no be small

Nawa o....small Regina Daniels....what made her too big to talk to? Her ass or what??
N since when did Zahra Buhari become a goddess DAT I won't talk to

selfmadeboss:
i dey tell you. and those white babes like us die. i don get my own, try get one for yourself. naija babes can go enjoy the sinators.
aint no body got time for that

Abeg where u get ur own....
I wan apply for visa too

Benita27:
Goodluck with whatever comes out of it.

Benita27:
Virgin mind abi mind wey dey contemplate on how to yansh him landlady big assed daughter?.

Lmaooooo!!!
There u go again....putting ideas in my head!!
Stop joor!!!
*hears knock on door*
Me: whoz there?
Door: its me....sheila..landlady said I should call u
Me: *adjusts trouser*
Benita27 is a witch I swear!!!!!

Benita27:
What's my business?.

Lmaoooooo!!!
Make u no poison my mind noni dear!!!

MissRaine69:
There is a first time ...this nut you won't suck

Lmaooooooll!!!
U read my nuts post
Naughty naughty!!!!
Well.....am not crazy about ur nut!!! Am a great admirer though
Its like ur afraid of me or something... U keep running away
*sighs* whatz a man to do

MissRaine69:
The phrase punching above ones weight applies to both men and women.

Never applied to me babe....u are lucky u don't have an office in d country or a means for me to reach u......u would have been Mrs luminouz now....n NL gehs would be beefing u!!!

zicoraads:
So are you saying if I have what you typed in the first paragraph, I can ask and get a cuppy Otedola to go out with me? It's easy to say all you have said above. But trust me, the reality is quite different. Most ladies will not even date a guy who doesn't drive a car. Now when she drives a good car, she'll most likely want who drives a higher one. Now except a lady has reached an overly high marriageable age, most Nigerian ladies would judge you by your appearance of affluent or lack of it when they meet you. Especially if they belong to that societal class.

Guy ur own is to talk...whether she date u or not na her problem....just take a step first na....
Intoduce me to cuppy or cupid or squid/octopus otedola..I will toast all of them on d same day..n one go gree...it's all about ur PRESENTATION

Joeblack01:
As an Alpha male no lady is above my league.

But i am above some lady's league.

From d way ur repeating ursef eh.....ur a BETA male......alpha males don't croak like u!!!

Look at OP o...u fall ur own hand o....she even smiled at u!!!
For me,there is nothing like a lady above my league oh....if I get interest it doesn't matter if she squeeze face or yansh...me go approach her....in fact about 80% of the girls I dated always looked way tough nuts to crack but I cracked n sucked d nuts dry.....it is ur personality that matters n DAT include looks,poise,charisma,sense of humor n easy going attitude. Most times women fall for ur appearance but wait for u to approach them so they can CONFIRM u.....

Op....as that girl smiled at u eh...if na me....I will not only approach her..na she go carry me reach house o....

My last ex was an eyeful!!! Beautiful,tall n big ASSed..just d way I like em......but she was a LIAR....
Stupid coot told me she was a V n she doesn't wanna break it coz God told her not to.....n I said no pressure.
On a fateful day...she acted up n said she needed time alone that I am blocking her spiritual sense...she needed to feel God.I said no problem. 2 weeks later I was at a supermart close to her house n decided on a hunch to see her...I walked in on my ex using a big aladura candle on her pussay.....I just smiled n asked her if d candle has been baptised for holey penetration.....I took off my clothes n spent 1 rounds on her.....d Vjay wasn't tight at all.....I decided to collect tithe n offering n did 3 more rounds.......she was oh! Lumi ur such a great fvcker.....
I.smiled at her n said 'I do what I can for d lord's sisters', donned my clothes,walked outta d room n outta d relationship n outta her life...
MI o Raye oshi!!!!
Since then....I have been morafucking single!!!
Please dont ask me y women lie.....I fvcking have no idea!!!

Alhkerimu:
My own be like a movie up till this moment....
Me and my girlfriend we both live in peace, our love is mutual i love her and she love me back. I care for her and she also care for me we are all living fine...
We hav never one day quarel nor fight throughout in our relationship......But suddenly she develop an unpredicted character towards me.
She came to my house one sunday morning and said she want to tell me something an i said what is that "honey "
I quote her saying,

" The reason why i'm here this morning is to let you know that i'm no more interested in this relationship. "
And ask her why but she only gave me a comic reason why she want to quit.
(1) She want to be alone
(2)She want to be closer to God.
And i said is that all she said yess and i respect her opinion an gave gap immediately because to love someone is not by force....

To my greatest surprise, a week latter she came i offer her chair to seat but she decline.
She started a conversation with me by saying,
I only tested you to know if you truely love me but you had fail my test already and this shows me that you did not love me rather you are pretending to love me, because how wish i love her i would have beg her not to quit the relationship, but since i did not beg her to come back show i did not love her.
This is how we take break up..
Happy sunday to all my wonderful people in nairaland

Lmaooooo!!!
Bro its like u n me are twins on this one o....
One of my exes said d same exact shiit n came back saying ' if a girl says no to u...she most times doesn't mean it..its ur job as a man to convince her'.... I just said weyrey dey affect ur weyrey o....I am God to know u dey joke abi? Oya comot here hia.....iberibe OMO!!!

gabriel212:
Haa guy no b small thing o all d guys wan nap d babe but all I could advised d lady is to b civil with the issue as long as they r not being personal n taking it out of hand.

Lmaooo! She must be really pretty or does she have a hASSadous ASSenal?

gabriel212:
A male boss advance don't usually back down. But you need to be firm and civil in your approach so that you can keep your work and maintain a good relationship with your boss coz he might come back to help you. My female friend in the office is undergoing the same issue. The Accountant n Hse mgr on her neck but she had bait the Hse guy n he was begging d lady last week Monday on his knee for her to forgive him remaining d Accountant THOUGH NA MY GIRLFRIEND

Damn! Badt guy!!!
D accountant issue is small joor!
Just trick am go ikorodu n shout badoo... N then watch his ass roasted

Benita27:
There's really nothing you can do beside looking for jobs in establishments managed and owned by ladies. Keep quitting 'till you find one managed by a reasonable man. You can't keep your pussy and job at the same time with these ones.

Its on a Sunday naw..please don't say d pussay word anymore
Y? Coz my landlady big ass daughter just came back from Ukraine n am lonely!!!

belloadebowale:
They are beautiful because they are bright .once you are black you are ugly.

Ode ni e ni
Is d girl at far left fair Yet she is d most gorgeous!!!

Itztotea:
Wow! the one at theLeft Hand side is so Gorgeous Like Ngolo Kante.

Yeah..she is d prettiest!!!!
I fear am not interested!!! Fulani girls only have face not ASS!!!

sexybbstar:
This man Sha, I hope he's satisfying them in the other room because they dare not do it elsewhere.


Instant death is the penalty.

Says who Don't be surprised DAT am d one shining d youngest wife's Congo!!! Can't u see Aa she fresh n happy

Estharfabian:
OShey!

Self Acclaimed -King of kings of all things LGBTQ affairs!

mtcheeeeeW

Who is this nitori olorun??
Estherfatai abi farouk or wetin!!!
I am not claiming anything dear but what I know is DAT sexual orientation can be conditioned by ur environment!!!!

BTW......seems ur d queen royale of LGBTQ kingdom
Wehdone my queen!!!! Oh u can bring ur friends along to za oza room.....I don't mind a tensome

khiaa:
Wrong!!

U know am right! Sexual orientation is inherited(male to female) but it could be conditioned!!!!

NwaAmaikpe:

Cat got ur tongue? Morafvvker

igborubausa:
upload your nude photo, and I will transfer the money right away

Show me evidence u will or u even have d money n I will give u my diick pics

imstrong1:
If she was married before then she is bisexual then don't know some people think they are born gay it's not sexual orientation but mental orientation

Thank u for this!!!! No one is born gay or bi or whatever mehn......its d kinda mental orientation/psychological conditioning u get after exposure to a lesbian or gay partner(most times through sexual abuse) that ultimately makes d victims gay or bi! Am not Sigismund Freud but I opine DAT most victims suffer from Stockholm's syndrome!!!!
Other cases of mental conditioning are mother's tongue or language..... Religion.....cultural values

igborubausa:
am I better than whywhyogun ? I feel so honored . she is my mentor.

U talk too much...just send d money already...or ar u a broke ass