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curiositymaster:
Yee mogbe, me wey 'wives' dey snatch.

Shey u know say I no sabi rap, luminouz dey wait you.

I just gave him another serving! Have got Ur back bro!

Mrtolotolo:
Bang bang!
You know vivaciousvivi don't like you, as a matter of fact nobody does.
You are like Nigerian president, we all boo harry.

Luminouz got skills, but like Sanogo , u neva gonna shine in Arsenal..
Birdman, i'm the boss like seun osewa..
Luminouz no get liver, so you can't have viva..
I swear if I slap u, u go get fever..
You sef wan date a diva..
But I will fire your ass like dem do Blatter for fifa..

Vivaliciousvivi, delicious like roasted tolotolo..and she's mine

Well....well....well..
Look at u....look at u......forming I love my boo..opening Ur mouth wide like my kid sister doing peekaboo.
On vivaliciousvivi's case...I will never retire..will do as she require but refire to acquire my desire.....which is too make her smile as wide as a meraiah! U know am like a messiah!
U feeling me bro.....still on d beat....making u soft n mushy like parboiled meat..sink u into peat n finally bring u up all thoroughly ladled like my grandma's wheat!
Ur flow is weak like 7days....Na today...wey I dey make all others meek after am done with my tweaks....then they just have to use d loo to take a leak.....

My nigga! U can't smash this!

curiositymaster:
I get the joke bro. Enjoy the new year

U too bro!

[quote author=Princess4ng post=52445433]Its true [/quote

Yes o......I never see Ur hand o! Wetin dey happen na ! Its 2017... Let's not dull things dear!

curiositymaster:
Guess he's composing his own.

Btw do you know this is how women cause wars (viviliciousvivi aside) between rulers/nations, the most interesting part is the woman might have gone to another lover while the war is going on

I know the Greek n trojan war was caused by a woman.....but this won't be d case oh.....we are catching fun n I guess advertising our rap skillz! E never reach to dey curse,abuse n degrade another man too.even d girl in question will think less of us!

Princess4ng:
Lol... Self advertisement

Abi Na! If I don't value myself...will u even look at DAT kinda man? Self confidence is what women look out for...according to my mum..lol[color=][/color]

curiositymaster:
Ok kwantinu

Lemme wait for mrtolotolo to recover from d bashing I gave him....if he ever....

vivaciousvivi:
this is interesting......abeg I don't know you o!

Luminouz and MrTolotolo are on fireeeee

Thanks babe! Its 2017....no dulling

Mrtolotolo:
Na so u wan do am

I'm the birdman, sweet like tolotolo
Why luminouz dey yarn dust..
Abi u chop sawdust..
My bars will make you clueless like gej
When I'm done with you, even vivaciousvivi will shout diaris godu o like pej.

Sorry you can't beat me cuz mrtolotolo is unique..
But if you insist, i will blast your physique..
Then accelerate your demise till your lights is turned off like we talking physics..

Vivaliciousvivi till mavrodi comes to naija for vacation  

OK...let's go there bro....
Look at u my nigga...forming posh..but I know Ur just a jigger..so small not even bigger... Get outta here lemme see vivaliciousvivi...my diva
Am d alien...flow so smooth like silken linen.....I lead em n all y"all got nothing but believe em
Who wan be like me? Street said a boi named birdman...I laugh coz I know Ur Berra off being called a dishman.....
Who can try to be me..but u ain't got d skillz...u can try...n cry....n come up dry....while I laugh n prep fire to give Ur ass one last Fry!


Am loving this bro! Keep em coming!

Mrtolotolo:
Na so u wan do am

I'm the birdman, sweet like tolotolo
Why luminouz dey yarn dust..
Abi u chop sawdust..
My bars will make you clueless like gej
When I'm done with you, even vivaciousvivi will shout diaris godu o like pej.

Sorry you can't beat me cuz mrtolotolo is unique..
But if you insist, i will blast your physique..
Then accelerate your demise till your lights is turned off like we talking physics..

Vivaliciousvivi till mavrodi comes to naija for vacation  

OK...let's go there bro....
Look at u my nigga...forming posh..but I know Ur just a jigger..so small not even bigger... Get outta here lemme see vivaliciousvivi...my diva
Am d alien...flow so smooth like silken linen.....I lead em n all y"all got nothing but believe em
Who wan be like me? Street said a boi named birdman...I laugh coz I know Ur Berra off being called a dish man.....

curiositymaster:
So you and luminouz don start this tirade because of another man woman? vivaliciousvivi shey you see what you have caused, hope u remember your promise to me in ze oza room.

Its all fun bro! Wait n see how I whoop his black ass with my lyrics!

Deathslater:
Men with deep cut tribal marks are huge turn off for my sister.

Check my dp.....Ur sister will be grateful she met me bro!

Mrtolotolo:
Birdman, my cold flow brings ac to milan
I breeze in and blow this light off..pffff
I'm the king of the sky, always above you..

E be like say I don run out of lyrics o


vivaciousvivi till booharry fixes our economy..

Loool! Lemme help Ur ministry with some lyrics!

Yeah..its me nigga..its me....
Luminouz..light bringer...trailblazer...gatekeeper...d one n only big dadda!
Am d monster....d buster.....vivaliciousvivi is mine..ur just d toaster...
Am drogba...am Chelsea...am d nigga..who uses his teeth to open a bottle of Pepsi....

*catches his breath n grabs a glass of cold water*
Make I rest eh?
U cant smash DAT bro!

kettle84:
Ambode could not have won it cos he has delivered projects that are less in value to the huge revenue Lagos generated.

I hear u

Schematics:
Smart Obi there is only one reason you are short, poor and ugly with a flat head! Go and development yourself, what the government does is to provide the enabling environment for the people to tap success. You are waiting for feeding bottle..

Was it your useless father that kept the 60b or a figment of your imagination?

Bastards everywhere..

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Is DAT really d head? Be like say d back flat true true oh!
One love guys! Its d new year

idupaul:
Mr Ben Bruce has clearly politicised this award ..My man of the year in Nigeria is Governor Ambode

I concur joor!

duas4real:
All these fu*k givers on NL, the Thunder ⚡ wey go fire 🔥 una still dey do I.T.

Any way Congratulations Gov. Willie Obiano. A well deserved award.

N DAT I.T will never end ooooo......make u add my own join

iconTNA:
What the hell is your bizness if i greet someone. You arent an Igbo of Delta extraction so how is your concern

Take it easy bro! Its a new year...n how u take say know say I no be Delta IBO?

Mrtolotolo:
"If wishes were horses, beggars would ride" 
So keep on with your wishes while the birdman is flying high above you with the sweet vivaciousvivi by my side.

You can't touch this

N if dreams were reality...u will be d first human to teleport..... Am luminouz.. D lightbringer...n who doesnt love d light.. don't need to fly bro.......just make sure d sun is not at its brightest when u take flight....coz d wax u used to glue those tolotolo feathers will ......fvcking melt! One love hommie!
Now u know DAT I know DAT u can't smash this

iconTNA:
Greatest shout out to the Igbos of Delta extraction.

*rolling my eyes* u don chop today Sha?

softwerk:
You mean this mouth?!

Na! She can use DAT for chewing gums not my dvck!

DeeTus:
Gurl, you have really spoiled.

Leave her for me o....I like her like DAT!

Deathslater:
What i learnt from the story is it's good to avoid men with tribal marks

Like me shey?

RoyalBlak007:
37 after she fúcked away her..
[color=gold] youth ....I can imagine her "Grand Canyon" [/color]

Lwkmd! U no well!

TrapQueen77:




Ur craZzzy hahahahaha...

Its in!!! Check Ur yahoo now dear!

Mrtolotolo:
All is fair in love and war, which is just another way of saying that nothing in life is ever fair, because life is love and war.

Turkey for vivaciousvivi

Lol! More like luminouz with vivaciousvivi.....* luminouz kicks d birdman out*

dingbang:
don't dull bro, don't dull.. This is 2017..

I hear bro! I hear! This is 2017! No dulling!

dingbang:
lol u have not even wooed her sef.. I don't jor.. I wonder who would be dulling for foreign babe.... She will connect u like madt

*heaves a sigh of fvcking relief * ..one love BRO! Am working on DAT level!

Mrtolotolo:
l

You see, he has to put a fellow man down just to get you. But he can't keep the sweet mrtolotolo down.

Ayam the one for you.

Signed by turkey. ..

awwwww......sowie bro! All is fair in love n war!

TrapQueen77:
I didn't received anything... Yahoo is fvcked up...

Wooot! * breathes calmly n recounts psalm 23*
Lemme try again!

Just did n was bounced back! Do d honours babe.....be a darling!

vivaciousvivi:
better person!

Mrtolotolo shey you see now

No dulling o......have sent u something Sha! Smash it n grab it babe.....no time to check time!

TrapQueen77:

NL is fucking my mails up.....just sent u something Sha! Just smash it n grab it!