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Kellibae:
Ok thanks

Correct geh!

Raine80:
i
I am logging off Luminouz good night.

K babe..sweet dreams
This is for u

Diva diva is called Raine...sounding smooth like a river
A cheerful giver....a thoughtful diver...here have a high fiver
Ur so mature....in all unlike so many caricatures
A creature for luminouz to cherish...I don't pray for Ur departure...
Stay with me baby....let's build great things
To love is to live... Let's soar on its wings
Am yawning......clock is chiming some dong dings
Till tomorrow.... My matured zing

Raine80:
You are cheeky

Dats d third time u will call me DAT!
Errmmm.....are my cheeks DAT big babe?

[quote author=Raine80 post=52479492]You are a mare mortal not a demon, as for being a player I don't recall that accusation.[/quo



OK....then lemme know u.....let's start something...
A matured mind like urs is exciting..n refreshing..... Looks don't bother me DAT much....I just like Ur maturity......

Raine80:
Very dramatic and quite immature behaviour from both of you actually. Both of you need to grow up and learn how to communicate that one is your flaw,and learn that self esteem is the foundation for feeling secure in a relationship ( that's more her issue).

One word stood out here....communicate! N dats what I want with u....for real....lemme get to know u.....haba....ego oyinbo.....its 2017 ooo!

Raine80:
Assumptions have some element of truth not always but in most instances.

Am assuming dats y u also think am a player or a demon!

NIGHTMAREOO7:
My 3sisters are married
Dnt wana wreck their marriage

Oh OK....if Ur telling the truth....then I guess I will have to give u d number....
First lemme see Ur face...

Kellibae:
Did i mention any name?

Sweetie..I know who Ur referring to....
Hatred is like sour soup dear.....d taste spoils that of pizza
Imagine a sweet girl like u so filled up with bitterness about something...... Let it go dear..
Know this..u can't be bitter n expect to be better....
Peace out!

Kellibae:
Na dem.
See their ugly faces

This early in the year n Ur still such a tribalistic.......fill in s gap.....
What did d Yorubas ever do to u?

Estharfabian:


LMFAO.

Hell No! I'd rather watch Papa Ajasco than that piece of Garbage!


It's that easy if you put your heart to it.
Getting Independent is pretty easy... Hustle, Hustle, Hustle.
Getting Great Ass Is Also easy-Squatts and Butt toning exercises.
Looking good is pretty easy too.

Boys of these century want nothing but Good butt, A neat woman, And If they're not Much of an insecure prick, They'd want an independent one too. So, voila! She'd get 'em. like ants to sugar!

U n Ur a obsession with great ass!

NIGHTMAREOO7:
Hahahah ok na prove urself an gimme her number.

Why not? Right after u give me Ur sister's!

Mrtolotolo:
Birdman...

Wake up, it's all just a nightmare..
But you're dreaming if you think I'll fight fair
You wanna escape with viva, but I'm right there
With a bloody axe, red eyes and spiked hair..

I've got all Young Money in my garage and walls
Toss this lil nigga some change to buy balls..
I know you are weak in the game and got no bawls.
Nigger pause.. I said pause..
Before I make your face meet my feet in a holy matrimony..
Luminouz you're phony.. All your rhymes are baloney..

The nonsense you spew is even more whack than the lyrics of Eedris Abdulkareem..
Thinking you can beat is a pipe dream..
I chew your words like gum and spit them out like I just tasted an expired icecream..
Make you cry infront of camera like late Major General Abdulkareem..

I'm not trying to be cruel. ..
Birdman talking to luminouz like a kid from day school..
I got a tool.. that will cut his light out if he doesn't stay cool..

Vivaliciousvivi till gorimapa gets afro

Yaga@@@@

U asked for it bro! here it is! Enjoy!


Bounce! Bounce !! Bounce!!! Such a drama queen!
Here I am..playing u like a game...tossing u like a dame..
I enter d stage. Watch how all hommies scream my name......
Ur flows are so lame..all d chicks Yimu n think Ur so tame
Sorry to say this..but I feel d same..after all,am d one with all d fame
Ur hommies cower in shame,lit u some shisha flame while sniffling around looking for who to blame

My flow is so heavy u look like Ur pounded
In ur sleep u remember me n scream like Ur hounded
Bitching ain't me...wasnt there when it was founded
u see me n vivi we are so tight..its like we are bounded
after am done whooping Ur ass..u will know is not rounded
The hell is Ur hand doing inside the soup pot..now oh now...Ur so grounded!

Let's switch things up a bit..shall we

Hello..Mr lover lover...what's with all d grammar n drama to impress somebody else mama.....hope no trauma like lawma boss eating Boole with sharwarma
U claim its love Ur feeling.....so? Should we do some beans frying?
Am vivi's dove,her scenty clove,will take her on vacation to a sexy alcove.. Pls stay aloof,good boy n when I come amma bring u aloaf....


Kikikiki.......u feeling d heat now.....don't run my nigga....amma still whoop some ass
check my skin bro...I look Scandinavian...
But I look at u n shake my head...u look so avian
Don't doubt d panache...its like an avalanche
Am d panadol..Ur d headache..its OK if u call me Mr luminodol....coz after all...am Ur No1 idol
On vivi's issue pls don't take tramadol..u might end up attacking those life-like store Chinese dolls...

Ur turn hommie!

NIGHTMAREOO7:
U wanting to date every ibo gal but wen igbo guy dates ur gals u will get furius at it. Why?

Guy.....am not into dating coz of tribe... Its coz of luv....
I have a sister who is 18...if she likes u.....I have no issues with that! We cool?

Mrtolotolo:
Freestyle... Birdman..

You mentioned banger and your sister in your rap before..

Well..your sister is gonna get knock'ed out(knockout) when I bang her(banger)
bro na joke o..

Birdman...
I analyze this exact science in a rap song..
My back dey strong so when luminouz act wrong, I get my attack on backpacking and smashing this guy wey dey act strong. ..
It's a ruse, the chickens have come home to roost..
Like boiled tolotolo, I've cooked this goose..
Birdman in the air, roger that, barrage it all..
The cabin, lodge and stall, blow up the fùcking nairaland..
You betterwatch out.. I'm the birdman.. I have got robotic claws..

Vivaliciousvivi till curiositymaster gets his senses back
Yaga@@@@@@@@@@

Lol @ d joke!
Now let's get down to biznez!

Luminouz is hia....wiser than d wizard of Oz!
Blacker than a Mage.. So we ain't on d same page!
Before vivaliciousvivi I was a sage...now to get her... I can go into a rage!
U should know by now.....she is my grade!
King n queen we are.......don't spoil our trade
can't separate us......so stop this tirade.
Nigga nigga...........u know what I mean
Just go silent n quiet....just like Mr Bean
I know u want to......so don't be mean.....
Have u done Ur assignment...says luminouz d Dean!
ur so unserious.....what with d tight jean...Sean?

Am so bad I make niggaz scream
Its harmattan.....Ur face is white..don't u apply cream?
I can sort u bro....just be part of d luminouz dream
Thinking u can win this......is all a Pipedream
am d one everyone talks about.....d lion..on empire xstream!
Go to sleep bro.......n dream of dipping in a stream!




Beat that if u can homie


BTW...ba3 is low so may not answer for a while.....
If u still wanna battle....will reply when am on...
Peace out!

curiositymaster:
Dream ke, I be joseph?

Lmfao! Lwkmd! Guy u funny oooo

curiositymaster:
Fine boy like me battle, I dey craze?

I go move una go romance section with a nice topic

'The Clash of the Titans (Nairalanders battle to win a woman's heart)

N DAT go make sense oooooo!
Mrtolotolo vs Luminouz! Clash of the Titans!

Mrtolotolo:
No mind him..
The guy dey apata mountain on 7days special prayers to get his money back from mavrodi..

He dey hallucinate..

Lmfao! Lwkmd! I hear ooooo

curiositymaster:
Shebi I don tell you say Vivaliciousvivi is mine, all of una just they yarn.

*wants to return slap, but viva puts hands on my chest and kissed the slapped side of the face (just on the spot)*

Really? U sure say u no dey dream?

Mrtolotolo:
Birdman...
I punch like foreman and weave like Ali.. and inflict wound on luminouz , no need for cutlass.. then make u cry like northerners without bringing bomb blasts..

I'll disconnect his lights and put him in a blackout/ then shove curiositymaster's bone in his big mouth.. torturing his senses, and if the man shouts... he'd be dead in seconds.....cos his time just ran out.. lights out..
You can call me mavrodi when I make luminouz freeze like mmm's account..

Vivaliciousvivi till garuba lawal becomes the manager of Real Madrid! @@@

Really? Lemme serve u bro!

Its me again......Mr doppelganger
Dropping em left n right using only banger
Mrtolotolo got burnt n rose up in anger
I schooled his ass n guess what? He wept like a little ginger who ate rice with too much maggi onga!
Everyone thought Ur tough like a gangster
Even curiousmaster thought Ur a mobster
I laughed out loud as I told him Ur just a lobster
He was like wtf? So Mrtolotolo is a fraudster
Kip em coming....u can't stop this
On a rollercoaster ..u can't top this
From coast to coast....I still pop things
U can't beat me....will make u mop things!

Let's see what u got broooo!

curiositymaster:
Me wey dey on top couch with my 3D glasses on and pop corn with a very chilled bottle of sans cream soda dey watch una. And guess who's sitting beside me....

You guessed right viva!

Wotdafuck? D viva dey with u?
Mrtolotolo come hia come hear something ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!
Are u sure we no go call off dis battle?
Chai...diarizgod ooooo!

curiositymaster:
Me wey dey on top couch with my 3D glasses on and pop corn with a very chilled bottle of sans cream soda dey watch una. And guess who's sitting beside me....

You guessed right viva!

Wotdafuck? D viva dey with u?
Mrtolotolo come hia come hear something ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!
Are u sure we no go call off dis battle?
Chain..diarizgod ooooo!

curiositymaster:
Una no dey tire? Abi you honeybadger?

Loooooool! How u dey my guy!
Today is mrtolotolo vs luminouz part 2......


Stay tuned homie!

Mrtolotolo:
Hehehe!!!
Bang Bang!
I bounced in the arena like koro epon meji. ..
Birdman, sweet like ewa ibeji. Vivaliciousvivi fine pass Linda Ikeji..

Oya let's go!

Boom boom
I sweep em all off with a broom
Are u still in Ur room....hustle hard nigga coz hunger dey loom
Just like a rifle..I go Ka-boom.....I don go in my Lamborghini... Just like zoom!
Vivalixiousvivi is mine......from 1 to 100..even till nine
If love is a crime...I will do my time n still keep up with my mime!



Let's go diaaaa!

Mrtolotolo:
Ayam fine ...

Are you ready for battle?

Wey the woman we dey fight on top sef

OK
U know am always ready

No know wia she dey oooooooooooo!

Maybe she no even send us sef......Na we just dey catch our fun!

Mrtolotolo:
Luminouz ooooo!!!!!

Mrtolotolo aaaaa!!!!!!
How u dey my guy?

fuckfuckman:
u guys are hypocrites. If is a girl fining who to 4ork her will u insult her?

Since as ur calling her babe y don't she call u babe 1st

U again? Did u even read what I posted before charging in like a battering ram n letting Ur mouth loose like a leaking faucet? I never insulted her or made her feel worthless in any way...n I will never.....Gods!
Here is a little rhyme for u
Boom boom boom
Hiding in a room
Forming e-warrior while hunger loom
Go get a life,one u have is full of strife
N time is going mehn......quit behaving like billy who meeeiihn
Its luminouz again....smooth Like silken linen

fuckfuckman:
u say d rest will follow and d rest is about 4ork. u guys are hypocrites

Nawa for u o......so all d NL guys who married NL ladies last year are hypocrites too......but then what do I expect from a moniker like fuckfuckman....some of us have noble intentions n like I said....it was her maturity n attitude DAT made me interested in her....who fvck alone EPP?

Raine80:
Well that's what happens when you put all of us into the category that just gives. Just like that.

Whoever said anything about categorising u! Coz not! I just wanna know more about u.....not coz of Ur raunchy dp fotos either..u always sound mature n down to earth! I always like DAT! Lemme get to know d real u.....d rest will follow..if it will . .
Have been on Ur issue for a while now dear...won't u give 8/10 for persistence?

Raine80:
Happy New Year to you too.

Thanks* sighs deeply* she still won't give me what I want....

Raine80:
Some wrongs can never be fixed.

Here u are babe! Where have u been hiding since? Happy new year....this is our year babe*winks*

Mrtolotolo:
I dey com..
I wan go shít

Lmao! I dey wait u for here!

Mrtolotolo:

Birdman.. I make niggaz scream woah woah when I bust a rhyme...
Got electrifying flows like kainji dam..
But like Gej, I don't give a damn..
About you and your wacked rhymes..

Since your name is luminouz , I ma hang you on a tree like xmas light..
Then wrap ur body up in leaves like ofada rice..

I will Bruce Jenner this nigga... Bring a bítch out of a grown man..



Vivaciousvivi till hillary Clinton becomes the president of usa..

Ewwwwwwww! Just look at yew! Trying to be a player like Ghanaian Dede ayew......saying Ur flow is smooth? Cmon we all know this aint part of yew...coz Ur so stingy... just like a Jew
Hanging me like a Xmas tree is bae....coz u know without me u ain't seeing shit.....likely to take a dip drink from d toilet seat....coz without my light Ur likely to suck Ur own teat
Oh no....did i say boo....sorry nigga...cant stand ur poo.....u need me to light ur zoo...without me..all u can do is just coo
Oh no..did I hurt Ur feelings...did I make u weak.. did I make u dizzy.....calm down bro..so u won't go all whezzy!
Am d king.... Vivaliciousvivi is my queen.....two is bae...three is a crowd....am not proud..not loud..stop disturbing us.....go outside..Ur allowed to meow!

What say u bro! Ready to concede?