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Romance › Re: Can U Do without pvssy/dick in 2017? by luminouz(m): 12:59pm On Jan 01, 2017
dingbang:
be there and be dulling...
Mehhhn! Am so in d undulling mode right now...DAT girl dey do me strong thing! Don't tell me dingbat u have designs on her too?* starts sweating profusely*
Romance › Re: Can U Do without pvssy/dick in 2017? by luminouz(m): 12:55pm On Jan 01, 2017
TrapQueen77:
grin



Ur craZzzy cheesy hahahahaha...
This year eh.......am really gonna be serious with d relationship stuff o! Watch n see babe.....just note d moniker n engrave it....Ur left hand or on Ur nose kiss
Romance › Re: Can U Do without pvssy/dick in 2017? by luminouz(m): 12:49pm On Jan 01, 2017
TrapQueen77:
Hahahahahah... No worries sha... A true Relationship is not for everyone ooo, it's only for those who are willing to go an extra mile ..






[color=]Ummmmmmm! I get that babe....I so fvcking decode DAT message babe! * puts on his sneakers to run d extra mile*
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Romance › Re: I'm Beginning The Year Without My Fiancé by luminouz(m): 12:44pm On Jan 01, 2017
Eleganza33:
she is so annoying! just looking at what she is saying
Thank God u sef dey see am! Mean who does that? I no blame her Sha.....she looks Luke all these senior secondary school girls wet never mature finish!
Romance › Re: Can U Do without pvssy/dick in 2017? by luminouz(m): 12:42pm On Jan 01, 2017
dingbang:
alright... I will hook u up
Dingbang or bangdim or wateva meehn! Thanks! She is already hooking up....with me! cheesy grin
Romance › Re: Can U Do without pvssy/dick in 2017? by luminouz(m): 12:41pm On Jan 01, 2017
TrapQueen77:
grin


For sure if there's a will, there's a way... cheesy
Will? Coz yeah! Over - will sef dey worry me! Awayu?
Romance › Re: Can U Do without pvssy/dick in 2017? by luminouz(m): 12:09pm On Jan 01, 2017
TrapQueen77:
grin



Oohh hell NAH!



This 2017 I must have a bf.. By hook or by crook angry
This one Ur in d Philippines nko? Am in Nigeria Na! Lets discuss first babe.....u know what to do! kiss
Romance › Re: GUYS end the thing called "DaTing" Until You Are Capable Of Marriage? by luminouz(m): 11:25am On Jan 01, 2017
EternalTruth:
lol the girl added me Oh. Na my wife now cheesy
Am happy for u! Did u even read DAT she has a guy before u? All d best bro...if u really want her!
As for Me.....its Ginaz all d way kiss
Romance › Re: I'm Beginning The Year Without My Fiancé by luminouz(m): 10:02am On Jan 01, 2017
kateskitty:
All of you people bashing me, thank you. I accept I maybe wrong but I'm the kind of person that doesn't like to push people away from my life.
Then why would my fiancé be going through my phone in secret.
I now feel like he didn't trust me enough and he found what he was looking for.
Am no woman beater but u deserve this......

Romance › Re: I'm Beginning The Year Without My Fiancé by luminouz(m): 9:53am On Jan 01, 2017
TrapQueen77:
grin


Ooh dear shocked..
Don't welcome 2017 with same old problem.

If u don't want ur fiancé to end ur relationship, u have to limit chatting or calling ur ex and calling him with sweet names as well...juz simply avoid all these complicated things coz u may lost the person that really loves u.
U may lost d person? Which kin English be DAT naaa! cheesy cheesy
Christianity Etc › Re: 2017 Prophecies By Pastor E.A. Adeboye by luminouz(m): 9:45am On Jan 01, 2017
Zenlife:
Just a tip of the iceberg.
The silence before the storm.
Loading...
Haaaaaa! Take it easy naaaaaa!
Christianity Etc › Re: 2017 Prophecies By Pastor E.A. Adeboye by luminouz(m): 9:36am On Jan 01, 2017
[quote author=Zenlife post=52435893]Pastor 'Eunuch', these things have been before you and will be after you.
These aren't prophecies but spurts from a conman. Must you give prophecy.
The inaccuracy and failures of your spurts eg 2017 further exposes you as a con.
God's constant. Your gibberish spurts aren't from God, so they fail.
Eunuch, you're no holy man, but a con artist and a gambler. The pits.
You may fool people sometimes, but you can't fool all the people all the time.

Yea, your rewards await you with Jah.
King Eunuch (enoch) the shameless Charlatan

Na so e pain u reach?
Christianity Etc › Re: 2017 Prophecies By Pastor E.A. Adeboye by luminouz(m): 9:35am On Jan 01, 2017
vivaciousvivi:
I no marry Tolotolo angry
Please don't! He is a bird! Am human dear... Marry me instead! HNY! cheesy kiss
Crime › Re: Delta Traffic Officer Bites A Motorist (Photos) by luminouz(m): 8:17pm On Dec 31, 2016
veekid:

show them craze; it's a new year!
Wait o; that black guy in the third picture; is he a human being?
No...he is alien....and he is coming for u! cheesy
Romance › Re: Two Nairalanders Getting Married. Check Out Our Pre Wedding Photos by luminouz(m): 6:30pm On Dec 31, 2016
Ginaaaaaazzzzz! Where are uuuuuu? Daddy is waiting right here baby! kiss
Romance › Re: Which Nairalander Would It Be? by luminouz(m): 6:27pm On Dec 31, 2016
Princess4ng:
Lol... Una dey even share grin grin
Babe...forget about him joor...Na me sure pass! No sharing..thanks
Romance › Re: Is It Normal For A Married Man To Be Living In His Rich Mother's House by luminouz(m): 3:23pm On Dec 31, 2016
Khd95:
the old woman would ve none of that,nd the wife is sick nd tired of the whole thing.

The woman even go to the length of selecting tie for him,cos 'he is the only male chi' nd d guy will just smile like one mumu goat from kanohuh
Have u seen a smiling goat before? More like an hyena! DAT guy is confirmed mummy's boi! N he is too old to change now!
Events › Re: Nigerian Lady Weds Her Oyinbo Husband In Lagos (Pics) by luminouz(m): 1:14pm On Dec 31, 2016
curvilicious:
Kai
Why frustrate the bruv English now cheesy
He was too busy forming Mr perfect forgetting that he no holy pass seun or anyone else!
Events › Re: Nigerian Lady Weds Her Oyinbo Husband In Lagos (Pics) by luminouz(m): 1:04pm On Dec 31, 2016
happney65:
I don't know what is wrong with Seun..Ordinary forum lasan wahala dey happen..Maybe seun isn't ambitious sef..Maybe he thinks this is he's limit..No.wonder Lindal keji blog is far more popular than Nairaland..ordinary blog lasan lasan..

Its high time seun takes this forum to the next level and stop all this being contented with bulls hit. .We are a population of almost 200 million and nairaland cannot boast of 20Million active users..Nairaland should be our number one Social media network in Nigeria after FB and the likes and be working hard to even overtake them..

I.hope seun would reply to this..
Rip english! Its high time seun took....not takes....olodo!
Romance › Re: Which Nairalander Would It Be? by luminouz(m): 12:12am On Dec 31, 2016
Princess4ng:
No b small thing
I dey tell u! grin
Wetin dey do DAT royalemperor abi servant sef? Na every NL girl u won marry? Leave this one for me Na!
Romance › Re: Which Nairalander Would It Be? by luminouz(m): 12:05am On Dec 31, 2016
Princess4ng:
Expanciate
Ur special to me dear! kiss
Celebrities › Re: Ovie Kelly Proposes To Burutu Justy, His Girlfriend (Photos, Video) by luminouz(m): 11:52pm On Dec 30, 2016
zarakay:
So sweet
What about u n me Na! Time dey go ooooo kiss kiss
Romance › Re: Which Nairalander Would It Be? by luminouz(m): 11:09pm On Dec 30, 2016
Princess4ng:
Guy... I no be bomb ooo
Lol.....Ur d blast then.....u know what I mean babe! kiss
Romance › Re: EXCLUSIVE: 2017 Brides-to-be by luminouz(m): 11:08pm On Dec 30, 2016
royalemperors:
Which ginaz are you talking about bro, my ginaz or there is another ginaz on Nairaland? huh
Ur ginaz? shocked d fvck u talking about bruh? No make me vex for u o! DAT girl is mine...deal with it bruh! tongue
Romance › Re: EXCLUSIVE: 2017 Brides-to-be by luminouz(m): 8:11pm On Dec 30, 2016
Ginaz!!!! U dey hear so? 2017 is our year ooooooo! No dull am.....babe! cheesy grin kiss
Romance › Re: Check Out This Conversation Between A Wife And A Side Chic by luminouz(m): 4:49pm On Dec 30, 2016
Estharfabian:
undecided



lol. bummer!


grin
Romance › Re: Check Out This Conversation Between A Wife And A Side Chic by luminouz(m): 3:51pm On Dec 30, 2016
Estharfabian:
Dude, I didn't marry Or I ain't Fücking the Biitch. Like You said.. she A hoe. that's her job. I ain't one of those morons that'd rather fight with The woman Your hubby's cheating with... heck, I ain't even gonna say two words to her. it's her job! She's hustling! smiley


it's the dickhead I married that I'd take care of. The Asshole I fùcking exchanged Vows with, the Dunderhead that made me miss out On so many other diicks..all in the messed up Ish of ''Marriage" . the hoe is doing her job.. She fücks him, he pays her. keyword "HE''.. ''MY stupid HUSBAND''...the one with the stupid ring... get it?


imma take all my anger on his Ass...if he's beyond saving, I'd poison him if I have to. then, Move out with my kids.grin look good, lose some extra weight, do some squats, get my ass rounded and appealing and voila! life goes On! fùck him! grin
Ain't nobody got time to sulk on someone's else's ass.
Well..well...well.....its kinda funny how Ur dirty talk turns me on babe! kiss
Romance › Re: Which Nairalander Would It Be? by luminouz(m): 3:17pm On Dec 30, 2016
My own is simple! Raine80,Ginaz n princess4ng....these girls are d bomb!
Celebrities › Re: Tekno Flaunts All His Awards In 2016 [PICS] by luminouz(m): 2:34pm On Dec 30, 2016
Shortyy:
Dear diary, I have a crush on Tekno, but he doesn't even know I exist.
Better focus on me...at least I dey hail u once in a while cheesy

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