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TrapQueen77:




That's what I like... Interracial

U too see am eh! I think d Lord is telling u something oooo!
By d way.....I lost my phone....yday.....just got a new one today.....u know wat to do!

Pidgin2:
Nice but does the church belong to people from the SW?

See them again o.....tribalist!

Mrtolotolo:
Lolz..
I don break up with vivi..
I know do again

Shuuuuu! Y na! Upon all battle we fought coz of her?

Mrtolotolo:
Hope you are feeling better bro..

Thanks baba......I dey recover small small!
Na u cause am na....after taking vivi from me n u know harmattan dey always bite for 9te!

Mrtolotolo:
I'm the lyrical rabbi teaching kids to rap/ my lines are 'haymakers'... see it as a fact/but finding any of yours that ain't recycled is like 'needle in the stack'!/

I bring disaster/ like it's the rapture/ you'll have more than pains to 'bear' with this grizzly rapper/ how is your skill a factor/ when you keep coming "short with script" like a "midget actor"?/

you wish to get on the throne/ but the only way possible is to step on my toe/ unfortunately, you don't the strength for this show/ as you wouldn't show a spine if I body and expose your skeletal bones....

Yaga@...

Cc: luminouz

Sorry bro....I was a bit down! I just saw ur so-called punchlines......let's see what luminouz has in reply..shall we?

Kikikikiki...I laugh in spiritual powers/seeing ur lines arranged carefully like seed sowers/but like an aardvark amma eat em up for supper with my mouth mower/ watch ur meticulous rap walls fall under my lyrical siege towers/

Like a trapped rat,ur eyes dart 'round lukin for ur lair/
Coming for u at 'night',ghostly silent,gliding through d vale/ glowing red eyes only thing u see on my pale 'mare'/its too late bro...no escape from this 'nightmare'/

My lyrics on paper are 'simple' n flow so dapper/Yet u reel n cringe u hear em like they weigh a 'ton'/ sure thing they do nigga..didn't I tell u/ am d alien rapper..luminouz...ur just d 'simpleton'/

all exits covered..no escape for u/ too busy preening,typical tolotolo / in this hood,am d 'tiger'/stalking d birdman thru d 'woods'/cant beat me cappie boi...am ur 'tiger woods'/

I rule n am powerful like Exar Khan/ hound u left n right like Ghengis Khan/ in this 'galaxy'... am d alien u never saw coming/ be a good boi.. go get me.. 2 'gala si'/


Let's see what u got...this took me 15-17 mins to think n type..despite my catarrh!

Presh9OO:
edit out the email..

U already did urs!

Ginaz:
Lol, sorry I haven't returned your mentions, blame seun for blocking me out

Welcome back babe! What did u do to piss him off?

Am not married! Over to d married men n women in d house!

Presh9OO:
Boss... Here's my Email =====> ipresh900@gmail.com ... Make we yarn

Aiit! No wahala! Will send u a mail!

jakandeola:
I cant beef a kid too small for me. he cant look my small brother in his eye

Ok o.....make una take am easy o...its 2017!

Presh9OO:
What's IDGAF Does it pay?? Does it mean "I don't give a Fvck"??....

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Yes ooooo

Presh9OO:
lol... The Tribalist has been spewing Trash since y'day.. I just want to Troll him a little

Loool! I get now......join d IDGAF crew bro....we got each other's backs

Presh9OO:
Worthless Son..

Sorry ooo.....una two get beef before? On d Igbo girls vs Yoruba men thread....I noticed Ur beef too!

Dexema:
Hahaha! I have laff tire, you touch don't touch me, you don't touch they get angry and give you hell.

PS: THIS IS A TRIBALISTIC THREAD, NATIONALISTS AND THOSE WHO BELIEVE LOVE TRANSCENDS BOUNDARIES SHOULD KINDLY KEEP OFF.

Well.....d first part of Ur text is bae! Dats women for u!
For the second part, I know d thread is tribalistic.....but I have seen things bro..my verdict? ...good n bad people occur in every tribe....
As chairman IDGAF crew......lemme give u a half fvck......my crew is not around now... Don't tell em oooo!

Eastactivist:
OK. Then I have just one gift that you do deserve. Mr. Pacifier a.k.a Yoruba demon sympathiser. A.k.a Mr. Afonja

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Eastactivist:
Pacifier. If goodnight messages will make you to stop preying on Igbo women then I will send trucks of it to your crib.
As for the bolded, I don't want to mention their respective moniker but you where strolling many Igbo girls on this thread.
Save your online peace man, and put actions into your words by doing the simple task of banning the game of Yoruba demons and confronting your parents who instill and make igbophobia statements to their innocent kids!!
Only then will you be taking serious.

Goodnight in a million trucks.

*sighs* can't believe I woke up to read this!
As chairman IDGAF crew........I have these gifts...just for u!

1stblood:
nawa ooo!
no p Na, but I must tell you, it's not easy oo... those guys might never dare to stay that patient, I was cause I had a stable source of Internet connection you know data is quite expensive, and I was backed up by my dad, so I wasn't in a rush..
let me hint you, it took me approx 8months to make my first $0.80 you can understand now+ crazy hardwork

Jesu!!! Dats a lotta hard work right there! I will try my best n with u as my teacher/mentor ...I won't do so bad!
Thanks for sharing bro..I appreciate it!

Eastactivist:
You're sounding too desperate and getting people irritated...
You have a nice try here, but these people you are trying to convince are people with first class experience that ought to teach and tell there fellow sisters who might not be aware of the risk at hand...

Besides, Why so much desperation and obsession from Yoruba guys on the igbo ladies?
Igbo dudes don't try such in the name of so called Igbo demon, or do you think yorubas can beat igbo boys when they decide to play that game?

Stay with your ladies and don't contaminate Igbo blood. You hate Igbos yet go for the ladies like they are your war booties. What an irony and a fluke. The world doesn't work like that. You can't eat your fking cake and still posses it.

Until yorubas stop the childish act of parents inculcating tribal hatred on their children for the Igbos, and the Yoruba youths ending their foolish game of playing Yoruba demons. Nobody of value from other tribes will take you serious let alone the Igbos.

Wow such a long epistle from u.....I had to let loose 2 fvcking farts before I could finish......Ur d eastactivist....good for u....am not an activist bro...am a pacifist....I try to make peace n pacify opposing parties...
U claim am tryna irritating people? Who? Nightmare007 complained to u? Even tossie101 was civil enough to say goodnight...yet here u are! Forming what exactly?
Do what u like with Ur life....I talked to d op...not u!
Goodnight!

Estharfabian:

actually, I know what he's passing through. when I lost my grandma, I called my Aunty first. then, I quickly told her not to tell my Granny's sister. she's like 70, and old...and delivering such news via phone would literally break her heart or kill her.


So, We all waited. and moved to the house to break it to her. it was hard but we tried handling the issue.


So, He's facing a lot of troubles and you just added to it. unintentionally., I know. but he doesn't know that.. because he's in ineffable pain. he can't think straight..so, Please... give him space. for at least a day. send him texts saying how sorry you truly are. please, Just understand. I mean, the dude just lost his dad. ofcourse he'll Snap at you at every chance he gets. endure. it'll pass.

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Nicely done babe....nicely done!

1stblood:
Hahahahahahahahahahahahhaha, lwkmd.
nawa for you oo, don't drag nairaland ladies into this na.
but you're very funny... lol
I just forgot all I wanted to type just to tell you you're funny...

Glad I made u laugh! So..can I get a mail too? Any extra cash flow avenue is welcome o.....Mr istblood!

1stblood:
lol Man, that last sentence made me feel like an idiot...maybe to her I was her ATM, but I was just being nice...

I tell u bro! Some dumb women see nice men DAT way.....Ur being nice is never a crime....her taking u for a fool is! N some women on NL won't come in n comment now when one of them fvcks up.

As chairman IDGAF crew....I will default on Ur case.....n give u two fvcks......really sorry about d breakup!

tossie101:
Im not hating im just stating the fact why must yoruba parents brainwash their daughters.?

Well i hav my own point u hav urs.
And u cant make me change. Do u know wat it means to call off an engagement.
I will neva date yoruba men period!

Am not tryna make u change dear! Don't be bitter....dats all I can ask.....
I have heard about engagements being called off.....terrible thing.. Once again....sorry!
Have a nice night!

1stblood:
I got home, completely broken .. I thought about my life and when we first met, the first day I told her I loved her, the first day she also said she loves me back, our first kiss and outing, when she asked if I trust her and I replied yes whole heartedly.. several others..

if I had learnt anything from life is being strong no matter what, but I discovered love is a weakness it leaves you defenseless and torn apart when it fails you..

she called the next morning and said all the lie she could muster, I just composed myself, didn't tell her anything harsh, just told her we were never meant to be together, I was just living the fantasy of having a loving girlfriend, she cried (I know it isn't genuine). I felt weaker and felt like taking her back but I stayed strong, cut the call, blacklisted her number, blocked her on all my socials, thank God I was never too dumb to upload her pics anywhere. I copied all the pics we took together and backed them up on some unknown folder on my desktop, and discarded the SD card.

I couldn't attend lectures for a week, thank God I had no texts that week if not the worst would have happened, she kept on calling with different numbers and I kept on blacklisting them, until maybe she ran out of people to call me with..

throughout, I felt the importance of true friends, my neighbors, though they put me into this shit, I know they just wanted me to experience love before I graduate. they have aided my emotional recovery ever since.. it's one month now, I saw her twice but completely ignored her even when she just kept talking to me... all in all,
I've learnt some lessons,
perhaps my greatest mistake was not showing her to my friends in time. but I now know true friends stand by you at all time...
love and trust is difficult to merge..
never put in 100% of your heart into any relationship until it's due to advance to the next level..

I've happily moved on, but anytime I see her I still feel that weakness, and bitterness, but I'm grateful to God I didn't do anything bad to myself throughout when I was heartbroken!

learn for my experience, and I hope none of you experience the same fate as I !
I don't think I see myself loving anyone for a long time, due to this! even if I would, I'm certain it won't be a Nigerian or African.

thanks for reading, i had to open another account to post this, don't want my friends to see this, they are nairalanders too.

Welcome to d club bro! Its just a phase! U learned from it n moved on stronger!
I ask myself this..is it a crime to be a nice guy? Coz she played u for a sucker n probably begged u so she won't lose her ATM...U!

From d chairman

sKeetz:
Cheers to the newest crew on nairaland.... The 'I dont give a Bleep crew'. These crew have grown rapidly and are here to stay.

These is a collection of hilarious 'i dont give a Bleep' memes that Ive come across on nairaland. You can share yours too.

Enjoy

Thanks secretary for all these! U should have mentioned me.... D chairman in Ur post dou! Kip up d good work!

chill86:
I totally agree with you, recently had an experience with one, all the while hiding my real identity to really know what he was up to.in my opinion yoruba guys are chronic cheats and opportunists, incapable of being faithful. To the good ones out there, sorry guys I'm yet. To be convinced otherwise.

I proudly tell u dear that I am one! Anyday....anytime....
Poosay no dey freak me o......so what's with d lies to get it.....my energies are being used for better things!

NIGHTMAREOO7:
Aw wat a sad one.
And i also read her own abt her brother nawao.
Really wish i could do somethin abt it sha.
Sorry bro.

Thanks bruh! Thats just d sad part....he really loved DAT girl just like I loved ada......by now,we would have become daddies n do most of our posts on d family section....lmao....but such is life
One thing I know... I will marry who I love n who loves me in return.....be it Hausa ....igbo..Yoruba...Ibibio...or from another galaxy......life is too short not to feel loved before I die.... Don't want all dis manage-manage marriages.......

Mrtolotolo:
Just accept na..

10bars. .

Make I create thread sharp sharp..

Like I said u had all this jazz planned out...written Ur lines ......consulted Ur Google n dictionary n read Ur ass out ......maybe there is even a little note under Ur pillow just for this purpose .......
So Na! U wanna battle? Do freestyle like we did for vivaliciosvivi.....no nonsense bars n such.....
Right on this thread! Kapish? Hommie...

NIGHTMAREOO7:
Hahahahahah brother i must confess u are a very differnt yoruba specie... u dnt even look like most of them facially no offiiiiense
U ar nice!

Yes oooo! People do say I don't look Yoruba Sha n all DAT.....I don't know why.....
Nice? I try to be...just read my reply to tossie101 about my own heartbreak n u will know why IDGAF about tribalism... It makes no sense to me......Ada made me happy bro! Where ever she is now......I bless her soul for that.

NIGHTMAREOO7:
Now ths is my brother from another mother

Loool! Now Ur talking!

tossie101:
Nop u quoted me with one line then went offline to compose urself and story.
Btw how many yoruba women do u know dat married igbo men compare and compare other wise.
Ur parents always tellin ur daughters not to mary igbo men.

Wao! U must be d owner of my soul...for me to go offline to 'compose' myself n lie my ass out for u....did u read d part' I had work to do' or u think am a NL supermod?
Yes....our girls marrying Ur guys are not many.. But there are n still increasing by d day....
Educated Yoruba parents are more open to DAT than d local ones.....
Our men marrying Ur women are far more in numbers....
Ur brother's case n mine do occur in between but d inter tribal marriages are going on.....
Y d hate then?

NIGHTMAREOO7:
Hahahahah ok now i know
But ee can still work it out though

Looool! Maybe!