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Probably by lai mohd declaring all prices of food items on TV.

He can't get that in UI.
They may collect the money and still not give u or they just reject both u and your money.
They will bring anything in the book to make sure they disqualify u even if u present all necessary evidence.

Haba small play u they call the whole community.
I thought u were my friend and cousin.
House no mind am oh, na him gangan i dey wan make una punish.

Me i be small pikin wey dey play play.
No bring cane oh I beg

BAZ001:
I dey here, very very soon them go open your file. Just continue


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Truly some people just like small vawlens.
Some people can not do without" indirect jab,"
Some people meme is there problem
Some of us is to chok into mata wey no consign us.
Some people couple no dey find peace enter there moto let alone to kiss inside while others say u must drive to get money
Some people just love driving even when them get company
While other like to trek... don't ask me why.

Me sha, I just want to win giveaway, whether izzou oh, dru oh, madam radu even ikejaman sef.

I don't do indirect jab do i,
I come in peace and i just want to make common sense abi wetin yellow Bruce talk

It is not what the player can see but what the coach can see.
That is why they are called coach.
Henry saw himself as a winger,
Wenger saw a central forward.
Moses saw him himself as a striker/winger , Conte saw a wing-back
Tim Cahill was a midfielder, Moyes made him a striker,
Anthonio currently wastham number 9 was playing right back earlier in his carrier ,
Pirlo moved from , number 10 to number 4 and played his best years there.
The traits for martinelli to thrive at CF is more than that of a winger.

Kbs468:
Every Gunner sees Gabriel Martineli as a center forward but the truth and the funniest reality of the matter is that he himself confessed to prefer the wings to the central position




Gabriel Martinelli's first words as winger completes €6m Arsenal transfer


Arsenal have completed their first signing of the summer.

Brazilian winger Gabriel Martinelli has signed for the north London side for a fee in the region of £6million.

He becomes Unai Emery's first summer signing, following weeks of speculation surrounding a transfer.

Martinelli is an 18-year-old who has signed from Campeonato Paulista outfit Ituano.


His career began with the Corinthians' futsal team but was able to make the step up to football and signed his first professional contract with Ituano in November 2017.

Speaking to the club's official website, Martinelli said: "I am a player who gives his all at all times, I play as a team and always looking to win games and win trophies.
"It is a dream since I was a child and also my family’s dream for me to be playing in Europe and playing for a big team like Arsenal. I am going to take this opportunity."

And Martinelli will excite the Arsenal fans with his answer to the player that he models his game on.

"I model my game on Cristiano Ronaldo," he added. "He is a player who works hard, pushing himself to the next level. Always in the run for titles and individual trophies.

"I look up to Cristiano Ronaldo, Messi and Neymar as they are players who can decide games and are very professional, who dedicate themselves to the whole game.

"I know a few [of the Brazilian players who played for Arsenal]. I know Edu, Denilson and I know that they have a lot of history at the club. Edu, in particular, I had a little contact with him at Corinthians as I had a spell there and I know they had a lot of success here but also for the national team. I am going to try to follow the same route."

This epistle bcoz of what.
Nothing in this write up.
Once u see any man while growing up and if u see he is attracted to you
Just tell him clearly that you don't owe him sex,
Don't sugar-coat it.
Say it that you cannot give him sex everytime but only when you are in the mood
That's the best way to know.

Thanks sir,
I av said it severally,
Martinelli is a CF,
He can beat his man on very short pace and shoot,
But his shot is of no use as a winger cos the post is to far that is why after beating his.man on the wings like twice he looses ideas and crosses to nobody.
I also.said severally that laca is like a false 10. A striker but likes to play deep.
Very good team player that passes the attack well.
For pepe to shine, arteta has to change formation and bring him closer to the 18box where there will be no room to "over dribble" but rather to shoot.
Arteta is still very young in tactics and coaching,
if u give pepe to klopp,
Salah will be childs play or just the same

Roland17:
IMHO, my own opinion oh...we have mismanaged Martinelli and that is my truth. Martinelli's situation is a consequence of a combination of injuries and playing him outside his natural position and the scramble by Arteta to save his job. I will continue to say it that Martinelli is a CF, not a winger/ midfielder, he is a fluid CF. Saka and ESR have thrived because they have played extended minutes in their preferred positions, the case is not the same for Martinelli. Remember when we were playing Saka as a WB? Well, going into his contract negotiations, Saka made it clear that he does not want to play as a WB, he got assurances he will be played in his preferred position and that propelled his growth. How about ESR? the same thing.. Martinelli's confidence has been severely battered and this may just go downhill from here if it is not addressed immediately.

Madam,
1, I never saw ur working in the island as a problem
2. You having a partner that didn't see it as a problem is all that matters.
3. It is where u are having problems in your family/marriage bcoz u work on the island that is the issue.
If u and ur hobby is cool with it, what do we want to complain about.
If ur hobby is working in borno for example and u see it as a problem, aren't u going to discuss it with him.
Aren't u going to find ways that u guys to solve the problem.
His mother probably quit the island job and took a mainland job with peace of mind and focused on her family.

ImaIma1:
Oga I work in VI and live on the mainland. I have two kids, so I am not speaking hypothetically like most people here do. I am talking of real life situation in Lagos in 2021.

Most job opportunities are on the island. And I have been working since I left high school. It's not easy for someone like that to just quit. I married someone who didn't see it as a problem like most of you guys on this forum.

The question was not for you but you jumped in. It's for the person whose mother did it. If he can help me explain instead of using his mother's situation of the 80s to now.

Must you work on the island.

You think when u marry, u will not sit down with ur hobby and discuss the most viable working option for yourselves.
U just carry ur bag and go to island.

No na, even if u were working on the island b4 marrage u guys must have discussed about how feasible ur job is while in marriage and make provision to make something to work out even if the pay might be lesser or get a house closer by.
This ur question is not for robots,
Its human being.
It's not 4 plus 4 just because u want to arrive at 8.

ImaIma1:
Our mothers and grandmother did it gang

You have still not answered the question. Just give an insight to how a woman with a full time job should do it without any single help whatsoever. She's working on the island and lives on the mainland. And the children school on the mainland. Don't beat about the bush. Just explain.

Your mum went on her lunch break to watch you guys. Ok. So how do I go from VI to surulere or gbagada during my lunch break.

Your mum was probably working next door and didn't face this Lagos traffic. But you want to use her situation to judge today's situation. You don't sound very smart.

It's obvious you don't live in the real world. In your head, you are naively describing an ideal situation. Open your eyes and look around you! You are not in the 80s man.

dru23:
Either way u could have save money when using full synthetic oil .. It might seem costly now at the beginning , but in the long run u save big time. Hopefully on ur next car by Grace of God be it tokunbo or brand new . you will baby it ...........

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Hopefully and Amen.

dru23:
We can assume u do this every 2months

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Bro just put it at 2 and a half month.
Naira no dey stay again.
B4 2 months dey shack me.
But now, i jus make sure its not up to 3 months

dru23:
What about oil filter.. Don't u change oil filter every time u change oil

Mobil 8k
Oil filter 1k
Workmanship 1.5 to 2k.
(That's how u did my last servicing)

dru23:
1. How many miles do change that palm oyel...
2. How is ur fuel consumption using the palm oyel
3. What is the total cost each time u change your oyel. Total cost should include labour, filters etc

If I can get you a compressor under 60k , I will include free freon .......

Usually 2 months plus,( e.g 2 months 1 week , or 2 weeks.
Only last oil change was almost 4 months (many negative thing happen to me)
My last service was sept 7 and will do it next week..
Well fuel consumption , i buy fuel 2500 to 3k every week Monday.
To keep fuel gauge constant..(office to house and vice versa)

Servicing now cost about 11k plus. I take it to a mech to do it.

dru23:
Am done loading for the year till late Dec to early January of 2022......

I will keep you in mind.......

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No wahala. January is it
My AC is manageable and my car is nit sipping oil even though na that Mobil pailmoil i use.
I even learnt u give ur cousin bazoo1 free freon.
I can be your cousin from now till i get my freon after that i will go and buy izzou bazooka.

dru23:
I wish you contacted me earlier o. I bought compressors for my clients for my last Nov loading. And that Toyota compressor I would have gotten you a grade A tokunbo one for less than 60k

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I haven't paid him na.
I can send u the money if u can get for me.(60k is okay for me for OEM or the closet to that grade.

Car is Toyota Corolla sport 2006.
1zzfe engine abi.

Wisdom has ur tongue.
She never admit wrong
Disrespect the husband by not washing his clothes.
Probably disrespected him with sex
Nag and complain
She is not seeing that a mother role over her children is a blessing.

Grandmeister:
Look well! She actually highlighted her faults but was too dimwitted to even realise it! And the ladies commenting here didn't even pick it up(which isn't surprising).
1. She said she lost jobs on multiple occasions but didn say why....because she couldn't find anyone else but herself to blame.
2. She said her husband have her 25% of the money she used in purchasing the washing machine and she still didn't do his laundry.
3. She blamed her husband for not wanting a house help in his home.
4. A house wife (which is an honorable position) complaining of doing school runs for HER offsprings.

olaniyiYAH:
My candid advise is as this
If anyone is telling you, you will find love of your life after 5 children is a great deceive
The issue is from beginning within both of you, how could you stop washing his cloth because he didn't buy you washing machine when you know he has the money, (2) in your statement I can see that attained to master give you ego that you want him to respect, you can't used education to disturb your marriage, claiming equal rights with your husband is a great taboo (3) you should think what will be the faith of those children ( the agony you want to put them through)
We have not heard from your husband, but this is my view on your post

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Very apt sir,
What she did.
Disrespect her husband
Allowed pride to enter her life.
Complain and nag rather than use your power of being a wonderful loving woman to make ur husband to give u what u want.
Must have threatened the man with divorce, cos no man will usually initiate it.
With this attitude, no man will tolerate this so looking for another man will lead to same problem

Lush100:
My ac technician is saying i need to buy compressor 60k and condenser 30k all brand new.
Total cost 120k.
My radiator is not leaking and i am using coolant.
But he says my condenser is not cooling well (passage is not free).
And my compressor is going.
I have to raise rpm for very cold air to blow.

Abeg why izzou or dru never do giveaway this year.

I will post 2m dashboard if its necessary make i use the money buy everything

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Abeg those of you liking my comments,
Abeg i need input b4 i give him 120k.
The car is 2006 Corolla sports.
He is a good technician maybe.
But i need the job that will last 3 year.
I am not into Uber etc, i work in ibadan

Dear op,
U got a lot of things wrong.
You clearly said your husband was providing for the family.

See women usually have short memory.
Most women says things during courtship that a man takes serious only for the women to change tune after marriage.
For eg. A woman will say she wants 5 kids, most men will say 2 kids.
But we all know a woman controls the house,
You end up getting the kids that u want but u did not know how much money it will cost the man to take care of 5 kids with u and himself with his salary.
Madam,
Let me say. No man will plan to spend all his money for the now.
They always think of the future should anything happen.
Let me give u an example.
I spent a lot of money for my wedding.
I contributed 100%.
I told my wife let us go for a low key less-spending wedding. She refused.
I even gave her people money when the ran out of cash penultimate the engagement which should have been their sole responsibility.
This same year of the wedding i has spent money to buy 2 plots of land earlier.
I saw that i could invest the money i had to future stability but she no gree.
Just to please i spent all that money.
After the wedding i told her to give us a break (6 months) b4 we start bearing kids to allow me shore up my finances.
She said she wanted babies immediately.
She did everything , she took in 1 week after wedding.
And was having some pregnancy issue 1 month after.
I didn't even enjoy the honeymoon cos i was asked to relief a branch head of which the company paid for all the hotel expenses where we both stayed for 1 month while my leave was still on going.
She had this pregnancy issue that lasted during that period and was going to the hospital almost every day.
I eventually flew her home.
Dear madam, check yourself and all the things u agreed with the hubby and see if you took another decision by yourself after marriage.
He is taking care of 7 mouths.
Do u think he was picking the money on the floor.
Ur hobby probably had an account balance on zero Everytime and wondered how he will cope in the future when the expenses are 4 times for each person.
He probably said he wanted 2 kids u schemed and arm-twisted to have 5 kids.
Once u married a response man, most times women don't appreciate what they (the man) go through.

Sir, add a meme, this epistle is not complete without one.

It's like wearing a fitted suit with slippers

dru23:
It is impossible for people like him to make 2m. When he has oyel sipping camry .. Do u know how much he spends topping that limca camry

that 5k he would have made in an 1hr is spend on buying 20w50 oyel .. Na drum he dey buy now put for boot of his car .........


On a more serious note ....... He spends more money running that car.. Since the car has so many issues like oyel consumption ( we know it has more issues than he is letting us to know ) . And the use 20w50 oyel he is spending more on fuel . when using 20w50 the oil pump works harder and burns more fuel .. This is due to the thickness of the oil.. So when u reason am , he is basically driving a v8 engine on a UBER platform


Now a driver that reads my post about Honda civic. He was lucky enough to buy a naija used Honda Civic. He uses the recommended fluid etc .. He tells me the highest he can spend on fuel per day is 3k naira. Since his car is not sipping oyel , he saves money at the petrol station and oyel ........ People like him are able to save 2m...... Unlike our brother that drives around his oyel sipping camry that burn fuel up and down.

Cut and paste face editing.
Una try better next time

dapotemi:
You have shown maturity!!! Do not change for anything.

The very few sensible one here will notice that.

Good afternoon and weldone. Again, you're the better man. #Bless you.

Room,
Person take style abuse all of us.

Bro, abeg how many of us here are among the few sensible.
U say he is better man , are u saying izzou is not among us few sensible.
Pls clear matter.

Though I doubt if Feli go fit enter

jahmarsh:
Hello
Please I need a car for Uber.
I'm on a budget.
A good car for Uber. Quote me if you have any for sale. Please.
No corolla, no camry

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Thats bazoo1 out of the equation.

My ac technician is saying i need to buy compressor 60k and condenser 30k all brand new.
Total cost 120k.
My radiator is not leaking and i am using coolant.
But he says my condenser is not cooling well (passage is not free).
And my compressor is going.
I have to raise rpm for very cold air to blow.

Abeg why izzou or dru never do giveaway this year.

I will post 2m dashboard if its necessary make i use the money buy everything

Felicity0001:
Na person dey senior all of una u dey talk to like this? Make una dey respect old people na shuu!

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Bro take time
I knew when they were looking for job
I knew when they got job
I knew when the started driving
I even knew when they both started writing jamb.
A whole me me me and me,
Haha, bro no put me for trouble.
Though i be senior man oh but i no get strength for bazooka . Na only pistol i get.

And the ones that lost their jobs nko after working for many years.
They also don't have the skill.
Forget the thing you wrote.
Its simply because they don't value education.
That's why nnpc is now doing road but failed to build refineries.

izzou:
[color=royalblue] Barbiturate

I apologize for the draggings.

No vex abeg. [/color]

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I suspect pocahontis don do or give something to izzou wey make e dey beg ikejaman like cry cry baby.
Dem say women get power,
Na now i know,
Anyway sha, as person don get howo truck like how many sir?
Pls Sha do giveaway because of pocahontis.
I need money to buy freon,

Now here is a businessman talking.
Bro, u will go into biz and succeed.

Agadinaagwuofe:
The truth is if you are a businessman or entity operating in a capitalist economy like Nigeria you have to learn to walk on a tight rope between the regulatory body and your clients and this is not about Nigeria this is how it operates all over the world, even in US and other parts of the world people break every rule ranging from tax laws, regulatory policies etc but to stay afloat you have to walk around these policies.

ST (suspicious transaction) report being filed by banks has been in existence since time immemorial of banking operation but you hardly see big banks openly throwing customers under the wheel, what the KUDA should have done is filing ST report without involving in the arrest or prosecution allowing the law enforcements to do their work without tainting their reputation thereby mitigating reputational risk. They will experience a "run" and your money alone can't make them break even let alone make profits irrespective of how much you have with them. Seriously they erred from the business angle. I don't support fraudulent transactions but you have to learn to separate business from morality.

Good morning room,
Pls i wan greet oh,
Pls anybody fit shoot me for here but make u no allow stray bullet of izzou reach me oh.
I no wan make izzou find my matter oh.
Na beg i beg along with thst zenit bank staff for Fayose,
Izzou me too i no wan ever go gist eith Coca-Cola sales rep.
If i match ur toe by mistake, i take my salary beg u, na, small mistake.
Na only pistol i get, i no get ak47,
If u see say e be like say i fire and e reach ur side, biko no vex oh, na accidental discharge,
Just look me up and down, and waka pass. Na small mistake
I canno come and kill myself.
Even sef i go carry ur gefrend pocahontis for free if u say make i do am.

Pls see my own epistle b4 hand,
No throw atomic bomb reach me


NB. The best bank in Nigeria is still Zenith Bank. Jim ovia , i salute am.

World war4 go soon start.
Grab popcorn, straw and zobo.
Cia way dey drive as small pikin, buy car sorry jeep get company say e don tire to drive
Ikejaman way drive, carry fine job, lost for Lagos road, still wan drive after 5 years.
Bazoo1 where r u.
Pls stop blocking the TV.
No be world war 3 part 2 be this

BAZ001:
That your mouth that you are running anyhow, let me quickly block it before you cos trouble here.
I dey pursue 12hrs = 2M no dey distract me
Keep shut

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Haha

Allied forces don come for me.
Bazoo1 i no go do u anything
I leave u in dru hands.
Expect a meme soon.
But make sure say u sabi the defensive driving well well
I don contact babaolowo , no be keke this time, na caterpillar.

Thanks u jare,
Na bazoo1 I want make y punish well well
See en.
Make you and dru join forces finish bazoo1 well well .
I no like as e finish dashboard for person hand person go vacation never to return again.
After u deal bazoo1,
Call me, i go take u joint we go chop,
My papa house dey Abule-Egba,
I go do u well pass Jamaican rice

Felicity0001:
Ha! Bros ne I no dey oooh

D cannaldo mean dailycarot na
N can also mean NorthWest no genuine coolant too that coolant na coded badoski that picks on silently. No be every cool person wish you well o some just dey interested to hear ur problems den wait for a day to insult you with it just like that P guy.

BAZ001 time dey come I don draw line for am our own fight na him go finally close thus thread. Lol...

Wait oh where our celeb driver and that his boy Sparta.cus...shey dem travel ni